"I've checked my eyes, he's someone I can't afford to offend." Lele stared at the glaring "Wang" in the chat box, and muttered, feeling sympathy for Shen Qiao for some reason.

Based on their skills and game experience, what kind of canyon is this big for a bird... Bah, what kind of bird has never seen such a big canyon?

But such a strong and perverted scene, Lele realized that he had never seen it before.

Shen Qiao was also choked, but when she realized that the blind monk was scolded in the face by the other party and still wanted to joke with her, she realized that the other party's mentality was as stable as an old dog, and she didn't need to worry about it.

Wouldn't it be more delicious to have that king's time to exchange two more heads?

He stopped looking at the chat box, and switched back and forth between the middle and upper lanes to guard the tower. Because he had taken a lot of heads and was carrying a bounty, Luo Xia, who was on the opposite lane, couldn't help but talk to Wei En after rubbing against Wei En. The crow changed the line, trying to covet his money.

Shen Qiao wasn't afraid of one-on-two, but the blind monk didn't know if it was to practice what he said just now. No matter where Shen Qiao was beaten by the crowd, he would have to jump out of the nearby grass.

At first, Shen Qiao thought that he was coming to snatch someone from her, and took down Luo with the newly released Tiamat, causing Xia to run away in a flash, but the blind man suddenly jumped out of the grass, but he kicked Xia again. Kick back in front of yourself—

By the time Shen Qiao reacted, his body had already accepted the head before his consciousness.

He froze for a moment, and Lele's protracted voice came out of the earphone at this moment: "Brother Qiao, that little O asked you to watch the channel and asked if you want the red buff?"

Shen Qiao took the time to look at it, only hesitated for a second, and typed back: "Here we are."

Lele sighed: "Look at this well-timed sugar-coated cannonball, I reasonably doubt that this Omega can't get a man in the canyon."

Shen Qiao snorted lightly at his remarks, and while hitting the red buff, said casually: "Are you sure there is this type of O in the world?"

Lele shook her head honestly, "I haven't seen it before, so I have opened my eyes today."

Shen Qiao didn't say any more, whether the other party was O or another gender, it had nothing to do with him. After all, the top laner was destined to be an orphan's journey, and the canyon didn't believe in love either.

……

The sound of keyboard and mouse knocking rang out in the training room.

The man with a picturesque side face curled up his lips and looked at the ugly crocodile dancing with a scythe and showing rows of jagged teeth on the screen. A red Buff status circle appeared at the foot of the screen, and shallow ripples appeared in the dark black pupils, like water waves. The rise slowly spread.

He teased Shen Qiao with ease, but was unexpectedly spotted by Qian Bao who had just finished a hand next to him, and was taken aback by that smiling smile, couldn't hold it back for a moment, and poked his head to look at his screen.

At this point, I saw the latest provocation from the barrel on the whole channel: "The blind man went to kneel and lick your crocodile father again? Can't you solo with me by yourself?"

Lu Zhe replied slowly: "If you ask me, I will come."

Qian Bao suddenly fell back into his chair, rubbed his eyes, and murmured: "Oops, am I blind?"

Actually misunderstood the captain's smile after being provoked?

She muttered while looking through the eye drops in the cabinet, and missed to pay attention to the next line that Lu Zhe's scary id spit out: "Brother, do you want to hear me recite poetry?"

[TheWolfy (Desert Butcher)]: "...not really."

[Little O stands up (Blind Monk)]: "So I was here just now, my brother is the elder brother, and the elder brother is the shortest, so it turns out that the elder brother just doesn't care when he's having fun?"

[TheWolfy (Desert Butcher)]: "You recite it."

When Shen Qiao said those words, she didn't know what an unforgettable night she would bring to the two teams in the canyon.

Next, every time the blind monk kills the wine barrel, he must write a poem to the opponent on the whole channel——

"From a distance, it looks like a wine barrel, but from a close look, it looks like a rice barrel."

"People walk in the canyon, but food comes from the sky."

"It's like a wine barrel descending from the sky, it's really the god of food in the world."

"Three thousand bowls are drunk with a barrel of wine, and fourteen continents are fed with one meal."

"Heaven did not give birth to your big wine barrel, and the cafeteria is like a long night forever."

……

"Enough." When the blind monk harvested the wine barrels for the sixth time, it was the crow in the middle lane who had been silent since the beginning of the game and couldn't help it. He cried out in the public channel: "Brother, Save the third year of high school, I have passed the college entrance examination in a few months, and I haven't passed the ancient poetry silently."

"You can kill this idiot casually, I won't take revenge, I'll help you report him for swearing when I go out, I just ask you to stop reciting poems, and let me survive."

The lethality of this brainwashing verse is no less than that of the wine barrel's Zu'an mouthpiece. Even Shen Qiao and Lele were almost affected, let alone the opposite wine barrel who was slaughtered and suffered mental damage at the same time.

When he was killed and resurrected by the spring water for the sixth time, he hung up.

Seeing that the blind monk and the crocodile were sent to take off with their equipment, Wei En, who was going down the road, cheered up and joined the team battle team of the blind monk, the crocodile and Bron, and pushed them to the opponent's high ground in one go. The four people on the opposite side stopped struggling. Vote directly to concede.

The red crystal exploded in front of him, a gorgeous blue light appeared, and two large characters jumped out in the middle——

"victory"

Lele breathed a sigh of relief, liked the little blind monk O and Shen Qiao respectively, and after reporting AD and Zhonglu together, he suddenly received a friend request.

He put down the earphones, rubbed his ears, and looked to his side: "Brother Qiao, that little O sent me a friend application just now, and I must have sent it to you too. Did you pass it?"

Shen Qiao touched a mint candy from the table, tore off the package and threw it into her mouth, mumbled: "Reject."

Lele: "?"

Lele: "You don't like his jungle level?"

Shen Qiao said blankly: "He's too noisy, I like quiet teammates."

Lele looked at his cold side face, blinked slowly, and then suddenly felt blessed, clapped her hands and said, "Oh, oh, I understand. In fact, you are afraid that you won't be able to hold such a strong Omega! I understand!"

Shen Qiao narrowed her eyes, reflecting the arc light of the monitor in her eyes, and looked at him dangerously: "...you say it again?"

Lele was not afraid of his threats at all, and smiled innocently at him, suddenly wanting to make trouble, ticked off the other party's friend application, and passed.

The man sent a message almost in seconds: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. My chance to apologize?"

"Hey, I lost my relationship today, so my mentality is a bit broken. I will play games well. Can you bring me one more?"

Lele: "..." Such a miserable story, but he felt that he was even worse.

After all, after all, adding Chen Qiao was the opponent's goal, and he was just passing by.

The world is going down, and O's heart is not old.

Lele saw through everything, shook her head, and sent the screenshot of the conversation to Shen Qiao, together with the flickering one, and the friend request sent again by "Little O Stand Up".

Shen Qiao frowned, and stared at the sentence "I'm broken in love today" for a long time. I don't know what resonance it aroused, and finally pressed agree by accident——

Then he quickly pulled the person into the team, and started the game without saying a word, as if as long as he entered the canyon fast enough, this person's showmanship would not be able to catch up with him.

pity.

The queuing time was very long, and someone in the team channel in the lower left corner began to be unwilling to be lonely:

[Little O stood up]: "Brother! I added you as a friend! You are such a good person, you are willing to take me with you! Unlike my ex..."

Shen Qiao didn't pick up on it, he didn't like to inquire about other people's sad things, and he wasn't good at comforting others.

Putting on the earphones again, Lele who had finished the rest did not need to echo: "Huh?"

[Little O stood up]: "Oh, it's a long story——"

[Leeee]: "Forget it then?"

[Little O stood up]: "I once loved such a man"

[Little O stands up]: "He said I am the most beautiful woman in the world"

[Little O stands up]: "I keep that innocence for him"

[Leeee]: "Shut, shut the door to loving others?"

[Little O stood up]: "Huh? Have you heard my story?"

Lele: "..."

He looked at the screen and spoke calmly, and the voice came into Shen Qiao's earpiece: "Brother Qiao, I'm so stupid, really, I actually believed that this guy was broken in love just now."

There was no expression on Shen Qiao's face, she tensed up on Fan Er who was usually indifferent and not easy to provoke, only she could hear the silent clenching of her back molars.

The author has something to say:

A moment of silence for Qiao Qiao~ The longest road he has traveled in his life is Lu Zhe's routine.

ps, part of the lyrics of "I used to love such a man" is "Perfume is poisonous", everyone should have heard it?

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