Lord Stark

Probably Deadpool from a certain time and space suffered from Strange in the Holy of Holies in New York. Therefore, as soon as Matthew left, he couldn't stay any longer. He always felt that the Holy of Holies was full of traps, so he rolled things directly. Come out, sit on the roof and have a snack.

People who like to show off always have a bad end. Fried puffed food such as French fries, among other things, always taste delicious, which naturally attracts coveters.

In an environment like the end of the world, life is not only difficult for humans, but also for animals. There are not many animals that can survive in the nuclear radiation zone. Herbivorous animals can make a good living, but those carnivorous or omnivorous animals have a difficult life. It's more sad.Not all animals can catch mice as their staple food like those cats and dogs, especially those birds.What's more, compared with the well-hidden bugs, in the eyes of these birds, humans are obviously good targets for robbery.

Although humans live in underground shelters nowadays, there will always be people who come out to collect some supplies or do other things every once in a while. These people wear protective clothing, and under normal circumstances, they will not have any contact with wild creatures. What kind of conflict, who knows if there are any mutated viruses and bacteria on them, so many sensitive and aggressive animals like to rob the human transportation team, and those who pick up waste in the ruins are also them target.

Most birds are omnivorous and eat almost everything. Deadpool is blatantly eating potato chips, which are prone to crumbs. Deadpool feels that he is rich and powerful now, so he is not so careful. The debris comes from He didn't care if it fell between his fingers, these debris inevitably attracted some birds, most importantly crows.

Those crows have been wild for a long time. After eating the crumbs, they stared at the ones in Deadpool's hands. Deadpool is not a caring person, so he would chop them with a knife. Wouldn't this annoy these crows? He actually had a lively fight with these crows.

Matthew watched the excitement there for a while, and seeing Deadpool screaming, he used an expulsion technique to drive away the crows.

Deadpool looked sad: "Little sweetheart, you are so cruel!..."

Without waiting for Deadpool to continue talking, Matthew said: "I can be more ruthless, do you want to try?" While speaking, he opened the portal, opposite Tony's base, Deadpool quickly followed Come in.

Tony saw Deadpool at a glance, and there was a look of disgust on his face. To be honest, Deadpool was indeed an annoying person. When he first started working as a mercenary, he was fairly professional. After starting the X weapon project, I don't know what went wrong. Later, on the one hand, he talked cheaply, and on the other hand, he began to be unruly. Sometimes, for a small matter, he was able to kill the client together.Fortunately, Professor X was able to bear him, almost against all opinions, and pulled him into the X-Men.

Tony naturally knew Deadpool, and even paid him to hire him, but the final result was really hard to describe. Deadpool went crazy halfway and slipped away. When he came back, everything was settled. He also licked his face and asked Tony for money, and Tony almost shot him to death.

Now when I saw Matthew coming back with Deadpool, I felt that Matthew was deceived by Deadpool, and said immediately: "Matthew, don't look at this guy as a terminally ill patient who has been irradiated, in fact Even pretending to be pitiful, he is fine when the earth explodes, how can I bring him back!"

Matthew said with some helplessness: "He helped someone bring me a message, because it is a cross-dimensional transaction, and we need to provide him with 100 years of living supplies. I can't stay here longer, so I have to bring him here. !Of course, he promised to be your bodyguard for 100 years!"

Tony's eyes widened. He knew Matthew's plan. Don't look at the shortage of supplies, but there is no fault in the earth's civilization. When the earth's ecological environment is restored, food and clothing are nothing!In other words, Deadpool was tricked by Matthew, and Tony couldn't help but feel a little overjoyed when he thought of this.

"Well, since Matthew agreed to this condition, then I agree too!" Tony agreed with a smile.

Deadpool became vigilant instead: "You are so happy, I doubt your ability to pay! Moreover, I think you are fake, you think I don't know, Tony Stark became disabled decades ago Well, unless Tony broke the rules and made a clone of himself, otherwise, I absolutely don't believe you are that tin can! Well, of course, I wouldn't report you if you were a clone, Just give me some hush money? Well, among other things, how about a uniform like Xiao Chongchong first!"

Deadpool began to chatter again: "Oh, sweetheart, did I tell you that your dear Tony's father has other children outside, and he is really affectionate to Xiao Chongchong, and he treats people like It was my own, and when I saw something happened to someone, I cried so badly!"

Tony sneered, and he asked directly: "Matthew, did you only have a verbal agreement before?"

Matthew nodded: "Of course, this so-called transaction is too vague, and there are too many changes in it, so there is no need to sign a formal contract!"

Tony immediately turned his face: "In that case, get out of my base!"

Deadpool immediately yelled: "Is Iron Man going to renege on his debts? If you have the ability, don't ask me for help in the future!"

Matthew said slowly: "If you have the ability, don't ask me for help!"

Deadpool suddenly jumped up angrily: "Is there any reason for this? You are relying on you as the protagonist, why do you think I dare not confront you? When will Master Deadpool be afraid of trouble, just wait and see! "He suddenly saw a vegetable and fruit salad, a plate of roasted chicken wings, a plate of roasted chicken legs, and a basket of freshly sliced ​​whole-wheat toast, exuding the aroma of milk and wheat, on the conveyor belt. It was also studded with red beans and raisins. Unconsciously, Deadpool swallowed his saliva. He rushed over and hugged Tony's thigh in a very unscrupulous way, and shouted: "Oh my God, is this what the agreement says? I am so happy! Oh, dear Mr. Stark, I think I can really call you dad, what do you think! If not, grandpa will do too!"

Tony felt as if he had eaten a slug, his entire face stiffened. He kicked Deadpool, and Deadpool rushed to the dining table, grabbing the bread in the basket before he wiped off the blood on his hands.

Tony said coldly: "If you dare to touch these foods like this, you will never touch them again!"

Deadpool jumped up immediately, and said solemnly: "Ah, it's a good habit to wash your hands before meals! Baby Deadpool is an obedient child, so where is there a pool?"

Jarvis intimately pointed out the route with lights and arrows. Deadpool hurriedly washed his hands and changed into Tony's clothes. Food, Amen!" He said, without waiting for Tony and Matthew's reaction, he reached out and grabbed the bread, then picked up the butter and ketchup with a knife, and carefully spread it on the bread , took a big mouthful with emotion on his face: "This is the taste, my God, if anyone told Uncle Deadpool that he would like to eat this simplest toast bread, Uncle Deadpool would beat him into toast No! Sure enough, the rich are the uncles, and your uncle will always be your uncle! These words are so reasonable! The men of the Stark family will be rich and powerful as long as they live!"

Tony also sat down on the side, and without using a fork, he directly took a chicken wing and bit it with his hand. He looked at Deadpool, almost chewed up the chicken bones and ate it, and then said: "What did you say before?" The asking price is too high, but it’s okay, you will be my bodyguard for the next 100 years, what do you think?”

Deadpool said expectantly: "Can I eat these every day?"

Tony wiped his hands: "Of course, even if I die within this time limit, this base can be left to you. As long as Jarvis is around, he will provide you with enough food and other supplies according to the procedure! So , what is your decision?"

Deadpool couldn't wait to say: "That's great. In the next 100 years, I, Deadpool, will sell more than 100 pounds to you, Tony's father! As long as there are such disasters every day, it's okay to go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire!" "

A subtle smile appeared on Tony's face. He waved his hand. Jarvis controlled the printer and quickly printed out two formal contracts. Tony handed the contract to Deadpool skillfully, and said: "Let's have a look, if the terms are okay, sign it!"

Deadpool didn't think much of it, it's only 100 years, how old is Tony, who knows how many years he can live, not to mention Tony also promised that if he dies within these 100 years, the base will be left to him directly!He muttered: "That's great, I won't say that the men of the Stark family are all profiteers anymore, they are really the biggest good people in the world! Well, my uncle Deadpool is also a good man with good rewards!" I flipped through it, and didn't pay attention to those clauses at all, so I cut my finger with a knife blade, then dipped in fresh blood, and pressed my fingerprints on the two contracts.

Deadpool pressed his handprint here, and Tony smiled on his face. Those two contracts were simply standard contracts. Deadpool sold himself to Tony for the next 100 years. The contract magic that he learned was added to the contract that came out. Tony is a typical capitalist. Therefore, the contract magic has almost no binding force on Tony himself, and if Deadpool breaks the contract, it will be fun!Although Deadpool has the setting of immortality, according to the contract drawn up by Tony, Deadpool will have to pay a high price even if he is alive.

Deadpool also felt the power of the contract after it took effect, but he didn't feel much about it. After all, the immortal body was both his trouble and his reliance. He felt that even if he violated the contract, it was nothing big. As Matthew said, bring a batch of hedging items and go to the North and South Poles to find a place to sleep!

Tony and Matthew cheated Deadpool together. Neither of them needed to communicate directly. They had a certain plan for Deadpool's use. After Deadpool's uniform was made and some equipment was made for him , Matthew said: "Wade, I know you have been in contact with the mutants, I want to meet them!"