Lord Stark

The Sanctuary of New York has just been cleaned up by magic into a small living room for guests. Matthew calmly took out a pile of food and drinks, watching Deadpool grow up there like a starved ghost reincarnated Eat and drink.Matthew held a bottle of drink by himself, and seeing Deadpool eating, he lost his appetite at all.

Deadpool opened a packing box, ate a chocolate donut inside, and even licked his fingers several times. His belly was already distended like a pregnant woman who had been pregnant for several months. Some tattered uniforms are torn.

Deadpool looked at the food still piled up on the table, and immediately yelled: "Why is my appetite not as good as that stupid Thor, my God, I think I can still eat two cows! Oh, you are a mage Now, is there any magic to help digestion! Uh, yes, I remember that there is a time gem that can go back in time, go back to my stomach, I hope my stomach will become a black hole that can never be filled!"

Matthew raised his eyebrows: "I can create a space-time corridor in your stomach, as long as you can bear the consequences, for example, if something goes wrong one day, your stomach will be burst by tons or more of food?"

The operation that suffocated Matthew appeared. Deadpool actually took out the knife on his back, cut open his belly, took out some pantothenic food in his stomach, and waited for the wound to heal, while waiting for the wound to heal. Eat and drink.

Matthew's face turned ashen-blue. He waved his hand angrily, and the food scraps made by Deadpool disappeared in an instant. Deadpool muttered while chewing a large piece of beef jerky: "Oh, magic !” As he spoke, he unrestrainedly opened a box of self-heating rice, unscrewed a can of Laoganma, dug a few tablespoons of chili sauce with a spoon, mixed it into Laoganma, and ate it intoxicated.

Matthew waited until Deadpool had wiped out all the food, and then asked: "Okay, the reward has been paid, who asked you to bring me a message!"

Deadpool is a strange existence. For some unknown reason, he can break through the dimensional wall and communicate with himself in the multidimensional space. It is not known who asked Deadpool to send him a letter.

Deadpool blinked his eyes, and immediately shouted: "No, little sweetheart from Tie Can's family, the payment just now can only be regarded as a deposit, not a reward!" He said plausibly: "My Deadpool's appearance fee is very high. You want me to sell it without a few million dollars, not to mention I have to do this matter, so this is a seller's market, I can naturally ask for a lot of money, but you can't pay back the money. This is an exclusive business and will not be paid back. price!"

"Millions of dollars? Cash? Or gold? Do you want diamonds?" Matthew directly took out several boxes, one filled with green US dollars, one filled with standard gold bricks, and then a small safe. Inside are also standard cut diamonds.

Deadpool hugged his bulging stomach to digest food, and he screamed: "Sweetheart, are you kidding? What are these things now? They are too hard to wipe my ass. If I want gold, why don't I go Looting the Federal Reserve! There are so many parallel dimensions, which dimension's Deadpool is as miserable as I am!"

He looked like he was about to cry, pointed at his uniform, and chattered endlessly: "I don't even plan to find that little bug to collect copyright fees, of course, besides the little bug, I have to find your dear Tony Papa Ah, I wish Tony was my dad too, it's so nice to have money, making the bootleg uniforms look way cooler than the real ones! Ha, look at poor little bitch, his uniform is turning into a rag, The most pathetic thing is that I don't even have a change of clothes! I shouldn't have joined the X-Men in the first place, they are a bunch of poor people! I should have stayed with Stryker, at least he took care of food and shelter! Oh, no, say Maybe they will freeze me like they did to Bucky, in order to save money, and not thaw out without missions? I don’t want to be a popsicle that has been repeatedly frozen and thawed!”

Matthew lazily threw out a business card, and Deadpool took it quickly, and it was impressive that Tony's current contact information was on it, and he suddenly became excited: "My God, Tony Stark! Sure enough, nothing is better than a good one." Dad, living in a parallel time and space, you can still have a good dad to help you, sweetheart, you are so happy! Oh, where is my phone number? I have to ask Mr. Tin Can if he is interested in recruiting, why didn’t I join the revenge What about the Alliance of Investigators? Whether it’s murder and arson, or going to heaven and earth, the cute and charming Deadpool can do it for you! These things don’t work, but I’m also capable of being a bed partner! Ah, I don’t mind doing human experiments?” See Matthew's staff had reached his throat, and Deadpool wisely changed his mouth.

"Shut up, Wade, if you keep talking, I'll sew your mouth shut. As for the message, it's never difficult for a mage to extract a person's memory, isn't it?" Matthew said coldly, "Don't Nonsense, tell me your conditions, don't force me to do it! I know you won't die, but there are many ways to make life worse than death. For example, maybe you are willing to live on the sun? In that case, you are also Don't worry about your stomach and uniform!"

Deadpool has always been a person who knows the times, he made a zip movement, and then said frivolously: "His Majesty the god king wearing antlers asked me to send you a message!"

"Rocky?" Matthew was taken aback for a moment, he thought it would be Tony and who among them!

Deadpool stopped talking, but began to speak loudly: "Interdimensional calls are very expensive, so I need enough compensation!"

"Say it!" Matthew thought that Loki had sent a message, and couldn't help but guess what Loki wanted to tell him. As for Deadpool, Matthew really didn't think he could put forward any conditions that he couldn't fulfill. .

Deadpool actually put on a pitiful look again: "My requirements are not high, the earth has become like this now, I have to eat, drink, wear, and kill people from time to time. Others will suffer for decades at most. The sin of my crime will be settled once and for all, but for me, this is endless!"

Matthew said very irresponsibly: "Anyway, you can't die, just go to the Antarctic or the North Pole, find a place to sleep and forget it, maybe when you wake up, the environment on the earth will recover again! Well, you can first Hoard a batch of gold and diamonds, and when you wake up, order will be restored, these are hard currency!"

Deadpool blinked his eyes and said, "Sounds like a good idea, I can try it if I have nothing to eat in the future! Oh, no, sweetheart, you are changing the subject! Now you are talking about my reward! I need enough The living materials I live for 100 years, and the custom uniform replacement service, of course, as a price, I can help you protect Tony Stark?"

Matthew thought about his plan and felt that Deadpool had cheated him again. He said happily: "Of course, happy cooperation! Do you want to sign a contract?"

Deadpool thought for a while, and said: "Well, there are no lawyers these days, and the contract is useless, well, I still believe in the reputation of the Stark family! Well, why can't we talk while eating? "He touched his stomach, thinking that there is still room for some snacks!

Matthew rolled his eyes, and took out a bunch of fried puffed food. Deadpool cheered and opened a bag of potato chips: "Ah, I love potato chips, I love junk food! I'm so touched, how much do I have?" I haven't eaten in a year! Is there any Coke? I think drinking some Coke can help digestion!" Then there was an extra dozen Cokes in front of him, and Deadpool couldn't wait to pull the tab and started drinking.

After eating a large bag of potato chips, Deadpool licked his greasy fingers and said, "Your Majesty the God King, uh, this is really an inspirational story, but he was hanged and beaten in countless dimensions as a villain Countless times, I really didn’t expect him to succeed in ascending the throne! Ah, let’s not talk about it, that, he sent you a message, saying that he is trying to find a way to locate you, so don’t worry, he will come to find you your!"

Matthew was a little surprised by Loki's words. He thought for a while and asked, "What's going on?"

Deadpool blinked his eyes and said: "That's the sentence, the one who went to the earth to find me in that world, asked me to bring the words for you, and then found the horse face and the iron man on your side. Dad Can is busy trying to find you!"

Matthew really didn't expect Loki to be such an enthusiastic person, which is really strange.However, no matter what purpose Loki had, it was a kind of kindness after all, and Matthew would never reject anyone's kindness.

Deadpool disposed of another bag of potato chips. He rubbed his hands and asked, "I've finished taking what I said, where are your supplies?"

Matthew sneered: "Did you lose your brain after the transformation? Even if I gave you things, where do you put them? What should you do if the 100-year supplies have passed the shelf life? You can eat them later." Stinky meat?"

Deadpool opened his mouth wide, and Matthew threw him some compressed biscuits, and said, "You wait nearby, I have to find something, it will take some time!"

Deadpool immediately said: "Hey, I'm the best mercenary with a good reputation. Do you need help? I promise it won't cost much!"

Matthew glanced at Deadpool and said: "No need, I have been in charge of your food and drink for 100 years, do I have to take care of you for a few more years, I will leave in a few days, and the future things have to be left to Tony, Tony But I can't live with you! I don't necessarily want to turn around and hand over Tony's inheritance to you!"

Deadpool's eyes widened, he didn't expect to have this operation, his eyeballs rolled up suddenly, and he didn't know what he had planned.But Matthew didn't want his help, and he didn't bother to bother. He excitedly got off a tablecloth, wrapped all the food on the table, and ran outside.

There are still a lot of good things left in the Sanctuary of New York, books and so on. In fact, it is similar to Karma Taj, but there are many magic tools, both auxiliary and offensive. Matthew collected Together, I made up a magic suit, from boots, robes, belts, to some accessories on the body, all of them are ready, these can just be left to Tony, at least in the beginning, with the help of these equipment, you can Save a lot of heart.

Probably because Strange failed to settle in the Sanctuary. Although there are some spatial disturbances here, it is not like the place where Strange was before, full of man-made space-time corridors. Therefore, this saved Matthew a lot of trouble. Matthew ransacked the Sanctuary of New York. In a good mood, he planned to return to the base with his things first, and then went to London and Hong Kong to have a look.

As a result, when Matthew came out, he found that Deadpool was jumping up and down to compete with a group of crows.