lucky bag

The blessing package of the lucky star, cultivated to become a fairy, has been loved by people for thousands of years in the fairy world.

With good fortune, he became the darling of the fairy world.

"Ah Fu, let the empress take a look!" The Queen Mother beckoned and gave him a big fairy peach.

"Ah Fu, come and try the elixir for grandpa." Laojun waved.

"Well, can I eat indiscriminately?" Lucky Bag asked.

"Tsk tsk, you are blessed, you can't die from poison, come and open your mouth." Laojun coaxed him with the elixir.

Finally, one day, everyone above the nine heavens heard Fu Xing's scream: "The lucky bag is about to explode!"

The god of fortune is the god of age, that is, Jupiter, and later gradually personified. One theory originated from the heavenly official among the three officials worshiped in the Five Dou Rice Sect, and evolved into the theory of the blessing of the heavenly official.Lu Xing is Bigan, the national god of Wenquxing, and the fourth star of the Big Dipper. The national god is the God of Lu, and the others are all misinformation.

In Jiuchongtian, Fuxing roared, which could be heard throughout Jiutian: "The lucky bag is about to explode!"

Queen Mother Xi was startled: "What's going on?" After she finished speaking, she looked outside from the bedroom.

She jumped up, cute little Fu, she gave him a big fairy peach yesterday, and praised him that he looks like a peach, with thin skin and tender water that can squeeze out water!

"Jade Emperor!" Fuxing ran to Lingxiao Palace and shouted.

"Oh, I can hear it all nine days. The wifi is not good. Later, people in the lower realm will say that they have received signals from aliens!" Laojun said with his ears out.

"Lucky bag, it's going to explode, it's going to explode!" Fu Xing jumped three times on the spot.

"What's the matter, please speak slowly." The Queen Mother came from behind, sat in the upper seat and looked at him.

"The lucky bag is full of blessings, it's about to explode!" Fu Xing repeated for the third time.

"To explode?" Jade Emperor raised his head.Think about Afuna's chubby, eyes narrowed into a line, um, it feels so good to the touch (it can be compared with little Chang'e, hehe).

Taiyi Tianzun scratched his head: "How could it explode, isn't it just a little fatter?"

He spoke the mind of the gods, and everyone nodded and looked at Fuxing.

"Fater?" Fuxing jumped up: "He is so fat that he can roll on the ground!"

"Is that an exaggeration?" The queen mother said with a guilty conscience. In the whole fairy world, she was considered to be her favorite food to feed the blessing bag, and even adopted him as her godson.

"You, you, you! I told you not to feed him like that." Fu Xing was so angry that his beard was shaking.

"I haven't fed much!" Jade Emperor said nonchalantly, "I saw him the day before yesterday, so I gave him a bunch of purple jade grapes."

The following officials despise, purple jade grapes, super rare.You just put a pot in front of yourself at the Pantao Club, we don't even have a share.

The Taishang Laojun even gave the Jade Emperor a blank look. He lied to him a bottle of golden elixir when he won the battle against the landlord the day before yesterday, and only gave him a bunch of five grapes when he lost.

"I visited him the day before yesterday and gave him a few elixir, but it was a trial medicine." Taishang Laojun said helplessly, with the expression that I was doing it for everyone's benefit.

"I also saw him the day before yesterday. Seeing that he was not energetic, I gave him some Yujing Shenshui, which was given by Guanyin, for skin care and beauty!" The giant spirit god also said.

The gods looked at the giant spirit, and the queen mother shook the powder makeup on her face, thinking, you are so dark, you still have hair on your face, and you still need skin care?

Fu Xing looked at the Queen Mother.

"Don't look at me, I just want to see that the flat peaches are about to ripen, let him try one from a tree one day, to see if this year's is sweet or not?" The Queen Mother said guiltily, "Only one, really! ".

"Hey, it's called not eating much. What are you giving? The treasures of heaven and earth are hard to find in ancient times." Fu Xing looked like he was about to faint at any time.

"Isn't it just to get fatter? Why don't you send it to the lower realm to lose weight?" Taibai Xingjun scratched his face. Yesterday he secretly stuffed Nazha's natal lotus pod from Li Jing's mansion, but he was getting older Afraid that Huolian would get angry, he gave it to Ah Fu.

"Is this a matter of losing weight?" Fu Xing clapped his hands: "No, it's extremely peaceful. Our lucky bag is a collection of the blessings of the world. If it blows up, the world will be in chaos."

"The world is in chaos?" The Jade Emperor said with a serious face, "Why didn't I know?"

"In the past, the lucky bag was more lucky, which led to a prosperous state in the lower world, and finally the volcano erupted and sank into the sea." Fu Xing said.

"You're talking about Atlantis, right?" Laojun took out his mobile phone, checked, um, as expected, the signal reception of the Lingxiao Palace was better, and the satellite was blocked directly.

"Isn't that right? They are the beginning of civilization. With the current development, you just wait for the aliens to invade. By then, you will not be able to keep your Milky Way." Fu Xing excited.

"So serious?" The Queen Mother stared at him with wide eyes.

The Jade Emperor stroked his beard. Recently, he was bored with idleness, but he said solemnly: "This is a big deal, and we can't decide it alone." After speaking, he took out his mobile phone, sent out a video, and slid out of the big screen, causing everyone in the hall to can watch.

"Beep, beep!"

The God looked at the Jade Emperor: "Fuck you, big brother."

The Jade Emperor almost spit out a sip of tea: "Brother Di, how did you learn Northeast dialect?"

God shook his head: "Don't talk about it, I'm almost bored to death. I finished watching our TV series recently, and now I'm watching your Chinese rural drama. That guy looks so good!"

Taishang Laojun rolled his eyes up, sweating coldly, thinking, Brother Di, you are too funny!

"A big event is about to happen!" said the Jade Emperor.

"What's the matter, someone bullied you, tell brother." God rolled up his sleeves and asked.

The Jade Emperor finished the matter in a babble, and God showed a happy expression when he heard it: "Finally, I have something to do."

"That's it!" The Jade Emperor said a few words to him, bringing out the Northeast flavor: "Well, Lao Mu, you should inform him!"

"Old Mu?" God's head shook like a rattle: "I won't look for him."

"What's wrong?" Jade Emperor looked at him curiously, showing a gossip expression.

"It's not the bear and the bald eagle that made Lao Mu's disciple dog bite the dog. A few days ago, Lao Mu called me and scolded me for being incompetent. You said I was wronged or not, so do me!" Speaking of.

"Then?" Jade Emperor showed a thoughtful expression: "Should I inform him? His disciples have been troubled for thousands of years."

"If he doesn't inform, he can't figure out the affairs of his own family, and he still saves the world?" God patted his chest: "It's us gentlemen who save the world!"

The Jade Emperor continued to call people.

"Hey, Fogo!"

Tathagata is sitting, scratching his head.

"What's the matter, this is? He has a sad face." The Jade Emperor's heart to gossip again.

"The family is unlucky!" Tathagata waved his hands, scratching the small buns all over his head.

The Jade Emperor was curious: "A fake monk appeared again?"

"No, our house was demolished, and the compensation was too little!" Tathagata said.

"Demolition, your house?" Jade Emperor was taken aback.

"Next!" Tathagata pointed: "That old Mo in India demolished our hometown, and the compensation was too little. I was dreamed every day, asking me to show my spirit to take him away. I was almost annoyed to death."

"Oh, that old Mo! Is he a thing?" Jade Emperor nodded.

"That's not true!" Tathagata was angry at the thought, "You are so good at bragging, you can blow the Ganges into a Milky Way!"

The Jade Emperor couldn't help but chuckled: "Something is going to happen."

As soon as he finished talking about the blessing package, Buddha was not in a hurry, but took a deep breath: "That's great, let him come to my place to blow up, just in time to rebuild our home, and we will teach us to occupy the high ground again."

The Jade Emperor was stunned: "Be merciful, be merciful, it's not good for you to be like this all the time!"

Tathagata sighed and continued to scratch his head: "Okay, I'll do it."

"The 970th World Fairy Gathering!" God looked at the banner: "What is this, is it funny?"

He walked into the Lingxiao Palace while talking, and looked at the three circles inside and three circles outside.

"What are you looking at, what are you looking at, open it for me." He said and squeezed in with all his strength.

"Ah!" God gasped, "What a big butt!"

"That's the stomach!" said the Jade Emperor and his wife.

"Oh, to be so chubby seems to be a lot of blessing!" Tathagata also sighed.

"It's easy to handle when you're angry." The wide amount beside Tathagata said, "From my experience."

"Your experience?" God is notoriously venomous, and he looked at the wide forehead with contempt: "Don't think we don't know that you used to butcher pigs, you won't look so fat, just remember your old job! "

"I put down the butcher's knife, and now I become a Buddha immediately!" Guange said.

"Don't interrupt him." Tathagata looked at the wide amount: "What should I do?"

"If you are too angry, let it go!" Guang'e said.

"Exhaust, do you think our Ah Fu is a tire?" The Queen Mother said dissatisfiedly, touching Ah Fu's flushed face: "My poor child."

"Let's go to a meeting and see him later." The Jade Emperor was most afraid of the Queen Mother's nagging, so he took them away, and there was a tea sea behind, so they could sit and drink tea.

Taishang Laojun knelt down stealthily: "Fu, you have to get well soon, otherwise grandpa will ask someone to test the medicine. If the old green cow is asked to test the medicine again, it will run away from home again."

The lying lucky bag stuck out its tongue, and said to itself, didn't you say that it sneaked down to the world because of its greed for the world of mortals, and then caught the master of the monkey.

Taishang Laojun muttered for a while before leaving.

"I have to vent my breath and use a small knife in the back." Guang amount said.

God cast aside him: "Let's be angry, what should we do if the blessings run wild?"

Tathagata scratched the steamed buns on his head: "Fortune comes with misfortune, or should blessing and misfortune be balanced?"

"This proposal is good!" The Jade Emperor clapped his hands: "Then who is the most unlucky?"

"It must be Lao Mu, why don't you let your blessings go to the Middle East!" God said.

"No, no, Brother Di, such a mess is enough. If we want to be united, his family will be the only one. Such a big blessing, how can we get it?" Fu Xing said.

God choked: "That's right, Lao Mu can't be a stinky fart anymore, no way!"

"I have a good candidate." Yan Luowang raised his hand and said.

"Say!" The three great gods said together.

"There is a little boy." King Yama conjured up a mirror: "He abandoned his wife from the beginning to the end in the previous life, and pissed off the wife of the good man in the eighth life. His wife blessed him with all the merits and virtues in this life." Very good, no father and no mother. Talk about love every day, get dumped every day. Work sucks, and the end of the month is clean. Give birth to a good skin, and you will be unlucky.' How is it?"

Fu Xing crossed his fingers: "Without father or mother, there is not enough money to pay every month."

"It is all supported by women, but I am dumped every day." Yan Luowang said.

"Wow, this is the ultimate idiot!" Even Taiyi Tianzun clapped his hands: "Tell me about his name and birthday."

"Ai Qifeng." Yan Luo announced his name and birthday.

Taiyi made calculations and gasped: "Okay, God of Plague, Sangmen Xing, is a born master with constant peach blossoms, but he is also the lone star of Tiansha, and he has been cursed to never turn over again."

"How, if they combine?" Yan Luowang said.

"You have to find a bad skin for the lucky bag, so that you can have the possibility of impacting the blessing." Tathagata said: "A life full of disasters, uh, but, as far as his blessing is concerned, I'm afraid it won't be able to deal with it." It hurt his skin!"

"Yes!" King Yama called again.