The boss only wants to make money and doesn't want to make trouble

Hey, after Tong Mo finished drawing, he felt that his notebook was really moved. Look at the delicate painting style, look at the soft color, look at Dazai's blushing and shy expression.

If Lord Wu Mi hadn't protected him, this man who is afraid of happiness and will get hurt when he touches cotton will definitely walk on the road of self-destruction!

By the way, the reshaping of values ​​has to be emphasized, to draw the fact that after this man was put into sleep clothes by Mr. Wu Mi, he changed his mind and started a new life, worked overtime every day, worked hard every day, and never had the distress of wanting to commit suicide.

Right, that is it!

Just sleeping with Master Wu Mi can reflect being conquered by Master Wu Mi. Of course, we must agree with the values ​​of Wu Mi Society after sleeping. Only in this way can we highlight that our books are different from other people’s. We have depth of value.

When he started to draw the boss's notebook, Tong Mo was inspired like a spring, because he really likes the boss!

From the first time he met the boss, Tong Mo felt that Boss Wu Mi was very interesting. He could say "Since you can't feel the joys, sorrows, sorrows and joys of this world, just be an emotionless money-making machine", It's so unique.

So Tong Mo is also thinking about how he can make more money to make his boss like him. In this century-long period, if Tong Mo started to draw books to feel human emotions, now he has become a For the slave of money, he likes to hear the sound of growth in the bank card, and he likes the way Master Wuyou looks at the income and praises him, so he abandons his integrity, he not only draws a small pornographic book, but also is happy Added a sex copy.

It's a story about Wu Mi's boss turned into Mary Su Bensu, who was mopped up by three men after her sex change.

The unparalleled beauty of the president and her three male favorites, each has a different surprise, there is a cold and tall man, there is a sunny and upright young man, and there is a little fairy who loves to act like a baby. They have everything that one expects to find. The boss is here The meat in the book is particularly thorough.

Yellow and violent, what Ssangyong...

Seeing the white-skinned boss in a black Japanese kimono being pushed down on the desk like this, Tong Mo himself was almost excited to draw.

Hey, no one ever said you could only make a penny by being a ghost.

Earning the money of the girls, you can still earn more money for the otaku. Tong Mo couldn't help squinting his eyes when he saw the beautiful appearance of Mr. Wu Mi in the book. Modify your own form, the last time you saw Mrs. Wu Mi's women's clothing was more than 100 years ago.

Adult women's clothing is really beautiful.

When I read it, I felt that the inspiration was going to burst, so this time he planned to secretly draw a sex copy of the boss to see how the sales were. Art always needs to be appreciated with everyone.

After all, Master Wu Mi is the dream lover of all Japanese citizens, whether male or female.

Tong Mo was enjoying the boss's bonus, but after finishing the painting, the big hands of the book were lost in thought, and he really cared about that Dazai Osamu, he also liked him very much, but he didn't know if this kid would like to come to his department up.

That is really a man who makes him full of inspiration when he sees it.

In this way, Tongmo simultaneously released "I am the Big Zong Gong: Three Secretaries Fall in Love with Me", plus "Sex Turns Big-I and My Three Boys". The two books were sold out immediately after they were released. The sales in Akihabara are crazy. There is already a book called Tong Mo in Akihabara, and it is directly because of this book that two books have made it a god!These two notebooks have even become must-haves for nerds and nerds. I haven’t read the notebooks of Wu Mi’s chief male (female), how dare you say that you are from Akihabara! ?

Only Master Tong Mo dares to draw the book of Master Wu Mi, the male god of the nation!

Because of the over-selling of these two books, they were even fired up to extremely high prices on the black market. The exquisite painting style, touching love story, unique character design, especially the poor man Dazai O = character design, let how many teenagers The girl shed tears.

Gays pity him, girls love him, everyone loves him.

The sentence "Cowards are afraid of happiness, and they will be hurt when they touch cotton" was regarded as the golden sentence of the year. Without further ado, we rushed too.

Master Wu Mi became their god again, and everyone felt that Tong Mo was simply a ghost, and everyone praised Tong Mo, a ghost who is both beautiful and popular, and only such a ghostly author can draw Master Wu Mi There are three such fairy tales.

Tong Mo, who earned a lot of money, was satisfied, and everyone in Akihabara was satisfied. After being satisfied, Tong Mo began to miss Osamu Dazai again.

Really been waiting……

He just loves him so much.

And Dazai Osamu, who didn't know if he would like to go to his department, was waiting boredly with Toru Amuro and Moro Hoshida until Yamata no Orochi who brought them, a handsome young man with dark hair and deep purple eyes, was in front of him. The moment he saw them, he narrowed his eyes and said with a long smile, "Welcome, everyone, to join our Wumi Club."

"I am Yamata Orochi, the head of the training department of this club."

Toru Amuro and Zhu Hoshida lowered their eyes the moment they saw each other, Yamata no Orochi?

Could this be the same code name as their organization?

After the three of them briefly introduced themselves, Yaqi Orochi nodded, "Since you have just joined our Wuyou Club, let's briefly talk about the rules here. Everything that Wuyou said is correct. Yes, the absolute truth."

"No one can doubt that our existence is to make Master Wu Mi happy, if Master Wu Mi is not happy..."

Crowd: ...

Although I already guessed it from the style of licking the dog just now, is it really good for the training department to say it directly?

"Do you understand?"

The three men smiled and nodded.

And the Yamata no Orochi here was so excited when he talked about Wu Mi, he couldn't help but dragged three people to the exhibition hall, and began to introduce them to the history of Wu Mi Club in detail, making sure that every new employee who joined They all felt the greatness of the Wumi Club, "As early as the Heian period, we already had the embryonic form of the Wumi Club. Although there are many historical records that have not been written, in fact, the Wumi Club at that time had already protected it by reselling ghost charms. Heianjing, so we are a good company that has lasted for a thousand years."

Everyone's expressions are very subtle. No one has heard of this history of getting rich from selling ghost charms.

Osamu Dazai became a little interested, and asked curiously, "Are there really ghosts in this world?"

"How could there be such a thing." Yamata no Orochi responded solemnly, "There are no ghosts in this world! You have to look at things from a scientific point of view."

From a scientific point of view, there may be a supernatural power by your side.

Osamu Dazai couldn't help asking a bloody question, "Then why sell ghost charms if there are no ghosts?"

Yamata no Orochi: ...

Why does this kid have so many questions? Is he a hundred thousand why?

Yamata no Orochi thought for a while and decided to use art, "We have to take precautions before they happen. Yes, even if there are no ghosts in this world, we must protect everyone from possible attacks by ghosts. This is the greatness of the Wumi Society. place."

Why.move.

"Oh..." Osamu Dazai raised his lips and asked with a smile, "Well, Mr. Yaqi, do you believe it yourself? Do you think it sounds like fraud?"

Yamata no Orochi, who moved me, couldn't control the demon power for a second, and almost wanted to stage the show of tearing the little ghost in front of me, but I thought of Mr. Wuyou's instructions, especially the sentence I like Dazai the most among the three, his voice is mamo ah.

Mamo is again the name of Mamo, the name that opened up his own nightmare. Yamata no Orochi dared not mess with Wu Mi after thousands of years. He took a deep breath, suppressed the anger and jealousy in his heart, and then said with a smile, " Of course I believe it, and in the Wuyan Club, what Master Wuyou said is the truth, and the history that Master Wuyou told is the truth, is there any problem?"

"Ah, gone."

Dazai smiled.

This guy looks like he's out of his mind.

Toru Amuro and Zhu Xingda: ...What the hell are these gangster officials here for?Seriously come undercover or come here to mess things up?

When they saw this guy beckoning cats and dogs, they couldn't help but think of that passage, cowards are afraid of happiness, and they will get hurt when they touch cotton, so...

emmmme...

Then Yamata no Orochi lost the mood to continue explaining history after being stunned. He said the last sentence to the three people beside him expressionlessly, "In this club, as long as everyone works hard, there will be rewards." , but be careful, you must tell the truth to Mr. Wu Mi, and don't annoy Mr. Wu Mi, otherwise you will definitely see a terrible scene."

Having said that, the three of them regained their spirits.

"for example?"

Yaqi Orochi gave an example meaningfully, "For example, one of our employees has been deceiving the boss to have a baby. The boss has been looking forward to it for a long time, but this employee just doesn't give birth. Now he has been sent to Africa to mine... "

"Who is this person?" Maybe they can be brought in to instigate rebellion or something.

"A feather-clothed fox."

Osamu Dazai smiled and asked, "Hey, is this the name of another monster?"

Yamata no Orochi pushed his gold-rimmed glasses, "Be more scientific, be more scientific, it's the twentieth century, everyone should worship science."

Seeing these three men, Yaqi Orochi didn't know why Yaqi Orochi felt that these three people were dangerous, so he couldn't help turning his head and starting to change the subject, "By the way, Mr. Wu Mi likes to read books very much. An excellent boss always likes to read various books. Books of all kinds, keep yourself progressing."

"The book you're talking about isn't a novel, is it?"

Yamata no Orochi is about to choke to death. Although it is true, this kid is really annoying.

Yamata no Orochi said quietly, "Why do you think so..."

Osamu Dazai responded simply, "Oh, because we are here to play games with the boss." It is reasonable to infer that it is probably a novel.

"Hey, Mr. Wu Mi is the kind of man who can understand the path of life from novels."

Everyone: ...Fuck, what a shame.

Yaqi Orochi felt that these three men were particularly difficult to deal with, and he didn't want to talk to them anymore, especially this Osamu Dazai was too angry.

In the end, he warned everyone earnestly, "Everyone in Wu Mi Club must work hard, does 007 know? Work hard! And you kid..."

Yamata no Orochi stared at Osamu Dazai seriously, "I heard that Lord Wuyou is very fond of you, and has arranged three reports for you."

He said with a smile on his face, "You can make sure to write it well. It's not a simple matter to hand in three reports in three days."

"Oh, then it sounds like Yaqi-sama knows a lot about this." Dazai Osamu asked playfully, "How about it, do you want to guide me after finishing writing?"

Yamata no Orochi got stuck.

He immediately counseled, "No, no need."

Toru Amuro and Moro Hoshida: They really don't look very smart, but it's not a simple person to be a veteran of the Wumi Club.

Well, don't be fooled by the other party.

After everyone watched Yamata no Orochi run away, the three men looked at each other in blank dismay. Now that the problem has reached a new stage, Amuro Toru took the lead with a smile, "Well, since this is the case, it seems that in the future we There will be a long time to get along."

Osamu Dazai glanced at the other party's outstretched hand, and then he yawned, "No, that's not it."

The Hong Kong black cadre shrugged his shoulders, "Besides, you two know each other, so don't be so hypocritical in such a situation."

The smile on Toru Amuro's face disappeared completely, and he said coldly, "I have no idea what you're talking about."

Then he satirized blankly, "But it seems that Mr. Dazai will have three reports to write, so we won't waste your time for the time being. After all, you have to be 996 to come to Wumi Club."

Osamu Dazai smiled lightly, "What, I thought it was something, just three reports, do you actually want 996 and 007? The ability is too weak."

Toru Amuro and Zhu Xingda looked at each other, and their faces were also ugly. The atmosphere of the three people who were frantically stabbing knives became stalemate again.

"Oh, then I don't know how powerful Dazai-kun is, he can finish these three business plans so quickly."

"Simple." Osamu Dazai made the phone call in front of them, and then everyone only heard him say, "Hey, Akutagawa, I have a task for you here, huh? What?"

"It's nothing, just three reports."

Toru Amuro and Zhu Xingda: ...I'm really dumbfounded.

It is impossible to work overtime, not even work.

This man who will get hurt when he touches cotton, he is shameless!

"Oh, there is one more thing." The young man holding the phone said meaningfully, "This is a secret, if you don't want your identity to be exposed, just shut up."

The hinted undercover members Toru Amuro and Morohoshi: ...

Today, the cadres of the Hong Kong gangsters are also scumbags with good reasons.

The author has something to say:

Do you have any misunderstandings about Dazai?

It is absolutely impossible for him to work overtime!

My husband is such a straightforward boy