The boss only wants to make money and doesn't want to make trouble

Toru Amuro and Moro Hoshida were actually stunned. Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai only said his name, and President Wuyou knew the intention of the other party's visit, and directly overturned the other party's hole cards.

They even knew the name of each other's ability clearly, and the two secretly looked at each other. Sure enough, they still underestimated Wu Mi Society!

But just now this guy's evaluation of Osamu Dazai, is this what people say?

This bastard defrauded at least [-]+, suspected of intimidation can be [-]+, and even murder was involved. The strongest and youngest cadre in the history of the port mafia actually said that he would be injured when he touched cotton. We all have to I don't know cotton anymore!

Can this be said by Osamu Dazai?

I was shocked to see Osamu Dazai himself.

The young Osamu Dazai couldn't help but say, "Cowards are afraid of happiness, and they will get hurt when they touch cotton... Well, who is this evaluation of me?"

"You said it yourself." Wuyou stared at Dazai Osamu with emotion on his face, "According to everyone's analysis, this sentence is the most suitable for you." When I read the introduction before, it was said by Oba Yozo in "Disqualification in the World" Myself, and then I changed to Dazai Osamu while talking, but it doesn't matter, anyway, seeing the boy committing suicide just now, his hobbies are all suicide, so we should be talking about him.

The boss said yes!

Osamu Dazai: Who are these people?

Wu Mi looked at Osamu Dazai and was in a good mood when he heard the voice of the other party, "Teacher is really sensitive. I remember Nakahara Chu would hit the teacher when he was drunk. I heard that after being beaten by the teacher, he would hide in the Crying in the quilt." Hey, the gossip in the original world is really nostalgic.

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

What is going on with this plot?And how did you suddenly become a teacher?

Toru Amuro and Zhu Xingda: I know very well that the other is also a Hong Kong black cadre with a question mark face.

Are they so exaggerated internally?No, why does this one hide in the quilt and cry after being beaten.

Everyone looked at Dazai Osamu with a very delicate expression.

And since you know his name is Osamu Dazai, you have been calling him Sensei for a long time, does this have any deep meaning?

Osamu Dazai held his face in his hands, and then sighed, "I didn't expect that I would be such a person in the boss's mind. Thinking about it carefully, this adjective really suits me." It's a good choice to take it out to deceive people casually Woolen cloth.

Toru Amuro and Zhu Xingda:? ? ?

They stared at Osamu Dazai and felt that their three views had been subverted. The degree of shamelessness of this guy was beyond their imagination.

Why Dazai Osamu hasn't been killed by Wu Mi, Amuro couldn't help hearing it, he really couldn't help it, "Cowards are afraid of happiness, and they will get hurt when they touch cotton, so it may not be too bad Suitable for working in the company."

Who can't guarantee to tear it up or something.

Osamu Dazai was stabbed in by Toru Amuro, only to hear Morohoshi who was next to him say affirmatively, "And if you commit suicide every day, it will also cause a great burden to the team. If this is the case..."

Osamu Dazai, who was stabbed twice by the team, was still thinking about how this evaluation came about, and then he raised his head and smiled, "Oh, it sounds like our team doesn't have much tolerance, even if it is such a person, I used to Our team can obviously work well together.”

"If you are afraid at this level, it will make people doubt the professional ability of the two of you."

Read it as cooperation, write it as slavery.

For example, Zhongye.

The three men smiled slightly, and the men stabbing at each other wanted to kick the person beside them out of the game immediately.

Compared with the three people who have been tormenting each other, Wu Mi thinks much more simply. There may be no neuropathy in the arts. You say no. Van Gogh is a lunatic at the moment. It is not easy to understand that Dazai is weak, sensitive and fragile. Well.

After all, people with a rough mind may only be able to write sand sculptures, such as the author of this article!

Wu Mi couldn't help but speak for the 50-year royalties, "Everyone is different, what kind of partner do you need to write a novel?"

Wu Mi continued to sigh, "It's too much for a slender and sensitive boy like the teacher to come to me as a secretary. How about it? Do you want to consider joining our literature club?" He tricked him into writing poetry together.

So when is this golden rooster going to write a novel?

I'm so anxious, I really want to press him 24 hours a day and code words all year round.

"Literary Society?"

Osamu Dazai was stunned for a moment, and then asked meaningfully, "Did you just see the department that Tong Mo was in charge of? What does it do?"

After thinking about it for a while, I realized that because I don't like Tong Mo very much, I haven't paid attention to what his literature club writes, emmmmm

"It's a serious literary agency." In the future, I plan to become a serious publishing company that is unqualified for publishing.

Speaking of this, Wu Mi thought that he had a new plan recently, and immediately started selling Amway, "It happens that we plan to expand the field of online literature recently. Are you interested in conquering the Japanese literary world with our club?"

Toru Amuro and Zhu Xingda couldn't help but look at each other, as expected of the Wumi Club, what a big tone.

Osamu Dazai thought about it, then shrugged his shoulders, "Oh, but I don't like writing novels, and recently I just want to be the boss's assistant."

Wu Mi stared at Osamu Dazai in front of him, and changed his words instantly, "That's fine, but if you don't do well as an assistant, you're going to write novels, kid."

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

Toru Amuro and Zhu Xingda: ... just now they were called teachers.

This is going too fast!

They finally discovered one thing about President Wu Mi, that is, for this president, people may only be divided into two types: usable and unusable. Those who are easy to use can be accompanied by honorific titles, and if they are not useful, they will immediately become slaves.

Osamu Dazai stared at Wu Mi in front of him, and the more he watched, the more interesting he became. He was sure that the other party had misunderstood something about what writing a novel was, but it seemed that this mistake was quite powerful to him.But when it comes to writing novels, Dazai Osamu bent his eyes and smiled, "I don't have such plans recently, but my friend Oda Saku is writing novels recently."

Wu Mi became a little interested, "Oda Zuku?"

"Yes, Oda Sakunosuke is my friend, and he is working hard to become a novelist recently."

Dazai Osamu thought for a while and added, "If the boss wants someone to write a novel, then Odasaku is a very good choice."

My eyes lit up in no time at all, Oda Sakunosuke!It's him, he couldn't help asking, "So it's this teacher, I really look forward to reading his masterpiece, how is his work saturation recently, does he write a novel of 15 words a day?"

Osamu Dazai: ...

The handsome young man choked, and then said softly, "Odasaku is a part-time job."

"It's a pity, when is he going to resign?" What a financial loss!

Osamu Dazai: ...

"No one should be able to write 15 novels a day." Osamu Dazai suddenly felt as if he had led his friend to a place where he should not be led.

Wu Mi looked at him lovingly, and felt that the thinking and attitude of this future literary giant was not correct at all, "For things like writing novels, you only need to send a computer and let them write 24 hours a day in front of the computer. communicate with people.” Wu Mi was very dissatisfied with Osamu Dazai’s work attitude, which did not meet his plan for writers, “It’s not difficult to write 15 words a day.”

Toru Amuro and Moro Hoshida: ... Right, no one can write so many words every day.

Osamu Dazai: ...I regret it a bit, why did he talk so much about Oda just now! ?

Seeing that Dazai was beginning to be satisfied again, Wu miserable, in fact, the author circle is like this, is he satisfied with recruiting a Dazai? 50 years of disqualification in the world of royalties, can you be satisfied without misery?Of course this is not the case. These writers all have a problem with being in groups. Everyone likes to gather together with like-minded people. If you find a Dazai Osamu, he can find Nakahara Chuya!

It means that he will be able to find many other authors soon, but this Oda work sounds familiar, let's see if we can dig it out.

"Okay, I see. Next time I have a chance, I will read his novel."

Osamu Dazai: I regret it a little bit.

Toru Amuro and Zhu Xingda are really fascinated, seriously?

They were actually talking about writing novels.

Osamu Dazai is also a little worried. What is Odasaku doing recently? Can Mr. Mori protect his friends? According to Mr. Mori's personality, if he knows that Wu Mi wants Odasaku, he will probably give it to Wu Mi Bar.

15 words a day, my friend knew that I was talking too much, um...

No, let's see if he wants Ango Sakaguchi. It shouldn't be difficult for a social animal like Ango to earn 15 a day.

The boss decided to respect Osamu Dazai's wishes. If the other party really doesn't want to code, he can wait until he is eliminated and let him code. 15 a day was so happily decided.

"Okay, let's move on to the next item, do any of you have girlfriends?"

Zhu Xingda was silent for a while, and then said softly, "Yes."

Toru Amuro and Osamu Dazai answered in unison, "No."

Wu Mi glanced at Toru Amuro first, and asked with some doubts, "You are already 27 or [-], and you look quite old, why haven't you been in a relationship?" In Japan, they fell in love and broke up at the age of fourteen or five. This is not normal for a country that waits for a series of procedures.

Toru Amuro said seriously, "Because I want to work better for Wumi Club, so I don't have time to fall in love."

Wu Mi said lovingly, "Don't say such deceitful words anymore, everyone has experienced it."

Toru Amuro: ...Okay, in fact, as an undercover agent, he felt that dating a woman would delay the other party's Japanese police.

Toru Amuro responded with a bright smile, "I'm serious. I have long planned to give my life for the sake of the Japanese country and society."

Zhuhoshi Yamato Dazai Osamu: ...that's shameless enough.

Wu miserable nodded in satisfaction, then turned to Zhu Xingda and asked, "As for you, do you think falling in love will delay your work?"

Zhu Xing was mostly speechless. When he was in the FBI, no one asked if falling in love would affect his work.

"No, I will focus on the work of the club."

"Hey~" Osamu Dazai raised his hand excitedly, "Why don't you ask me?"

Wu Mi asked with a shocked face, "You are all single now, don't you plan to focus on the work of the club and work overtime until you die?"

Everyone: Damn, he actually spoke his mind.

Although they have long deduced the purpose of his question, but he actually said...

Osamu Dazai smiled heartily, "No, I never had such a plan."

The eyes of Toru Amuro and Zhu Xingda were complicated. They deeply felt that the cadres of the port mafia came here to accompany him. He was messing around all the time. Shady.Moreover, the Wu Mi Club obviously already knew his true identity. People like the president have endured until now, what on earth is it for?

Is it for writing a novel?

Whoa, seriously?They can't understand this operation at all, what the hell is it to let the mafia write novels?

Wu Mi was shocked immediately, and then became more interested in Osamu Dazai. This is such a pure and unaffected little boy. Every time he answers that he can be different from others, he can't help but praise, "You are so interesting, It managed to grab my attention."

But thinking that this is Osamu Dazai who wrote the disqualification in the world, he can always be more tolerant of nervous writers. Think about 50 years of royalties, what can't be tolerated.

"Okay, I probably know your situation, so let's quickly get to the first question." Wu Mi said with a smile to the three people in front of him, "Now there is only one position for my assistant. If you get this position, it’s not enough to play with just now, you also need to have strong professional ability.”

"Now you can give me a business report based on the virtual reality + holographic projection you just saw."

After Wu Mi finished speaking, the entire conference room fell silent again.

Toru Amuro lowered his eyes, as expected, it was just a trial just now, the so-called companionship was just a trial, the real point is here!

But he was still very curious, why Wuyou didn't kill Dazai Zhi, but Dazai Zhi directly raised his hand and said, "I don't want to write! It's so boring."

The young man smiled brightly and said, "Why don't you just give me this technique, how about I apply it directly?"

Accompanied by the other party's words on the ground, the atmosphere in the meeting room instantly cooled down. Toru Amuro and Zhu Xingda waited for President Wu Mi's furious rage, but they didn't expect that the other party seemed to be silent for a while, and then they suddenly realized and said , "I said why your voice is so familiar."

"So it's Mamo!"

Wu Mi watched Dazai Osamu's eyes become more and more loving, "If it's mamo, you have to write it, not only you have to write it, but you have to read it out for me, God, it's mamo, mamo."

Toru Amuro and Zhu Xingda: Is mamo a code name or a powerful person?

"Also, did you just say that hobbies are suicides?" Wu Mi stared at Mamo in front of him and felt that his heart was about to melt. What a nice voice, how can he say that he wants to commit suicide every day? It must be The workload is not full enough, "You have three different sets of this proposal."

The young man in a white shirt stared wide-eyed and tilted his head cutely, "Ah, so."

"Of course, I will also arrange someone to bring you." Wuyou thought for a while, and he asked the woman who had been hiding in the corner, "Yachi Orochi seems to be very idle recently, let him come Take them with you."

"Obey, my lord."

"Is there any other problem now?" Wu Mi smiled and looked at them, "It's better not to, because you have fallen into a box, and the boss is still in a hurry to open the next one."

Crowd: ...

After the three of them left, Tong Mo, who had also been hiding in the corner, turned around and came directly to Wu Mi's side, and then leaned his entire body on the other's chair, leaning close to the other's ear Tong Mo said meaningfully, "Hey, I didn't expect that you would actually want the three of them, Mr. Wu Mi. There must be problems with these three people at first sight."

"It doesn't matter." Wu Mi glanced at the former leader of the Bliss Sect that he picked up hundreds of years ago, and then distanced himself expressionlessly, "Anyway, there are quite a few undercover agents in the club, and it doesn't matter if there are more. , as long as they can work."

And there is actually a human disqualification for 50 years of royalties.

Tong Mo chased after him again, leaned into his ear and said, "You seem to care about that Dazai Osamu, why?"

"Is it because you smell the same smell as me?"

Wu Mi: ...

He couldn't help standing up, and then moved a little away from Tong Mo. Although he didn't discriminate against gay people, Tong Mo's aura was too gay, and Tong Mo liked him very much!Hundreds of years ago, Tong Mo was the leader of the Bliss Sect, and he didn't feel so gay. When Wu Can wiped out the black and evil cults, and ended up sweeping Tong Mo, Wu Can just remembered that this is B. Did you follow any leader in the original book before?What did this guy say when he saw Wu Mi, I have no feelings, I can't feel loved, Wu Mi thought about it, anyway, he was a former wage earner, so he picked it up.

Don't you know what love is?

If there is no misfortune, simply ask the other party to do some literary creation, and teach him to use literature and pictures to feel human emotions.

Tong Mo also felt that what Wu Mi said was very reasonable. The reason why he couldn’t feel human emotions was because the distorted life world and natural emotions were indifferent from the very beginning, so he paid special attention to those pure emotions, those that can make people feel indifferent. He had some emotional fluctuations, so since this is the case, let's just draw and record it.

That's why Tong Mo chose to paint in the later stage, and recorded the intense emotional collision and entanglement of human beings through continuous painting. In the sublimation of such emotions, Tong Mo not only found the feelings he had lost, but even gained the feelings he had never experienced before. sense of accomplishment.

But the only problem is that his path is a little bit crooked. In order to experience the intense emotions of human beings, he always went to Yoshiwara to study. One study changed from elegant literature and art to book art, but even if it is In this book, he has also become a ghost in Akihabara by virtue of his delicate and fragrant painting style and his intense and sincere feelings.

His industry department has also successfully become one of the new cash cows of Wumi Society-the best-selling pornographic literature.

Yes, the leader of the original Bliss Cult who couldn't feel human emotions has become a master of notebooks. Tong Mo now likes to draw notebooks, and he draws quite well.

The best series he sells is the series of the president of Wu Mi Club. Every time he sees the president, he can put himself in it. He really likes Mr. Wu Mi so much. What may feel so many emotions is that this man taught him feelings, so he likes to draw this man's notebook the most!

Seeing Master Wu Mi is full of inspiration, but it is a pity that Master Wu Mi never cares about what he is painting, and usually he secretly stuffs the painting into the other party's office and it will be thrown away.

Master Wu Mi is really a cold and charming man.

And these three assistants also gave him too much inspiration, especially the three Osamu Dazai, who always smelled of the same kind, but they were completely different.

"That Dazai Osamu, what's going on?"

Wu Mi glanced at Tong Mo, and couldn't help but praise, "Ah, Osamu Dazai? That man will definitely become your colleague in the future, and maybe even change the Japanese literary world." Cowards are afraid of happiness. Cotton will be hurt", only he can write such a sentence."

Tong Mo's eyes lit up in an instant, and his inspiration literally gushed out like spring water.

"Did he write this sentence?"

Osamu Dazai, Tong Mo wrote it down.

"Speaking of which, how was the development of your online literature last time?" Wu Mi stared at Tong Mo and suddenly remembered, "Have you finished writing your plan?"

Tong Mo: ...

Don't say it, forget it.

"Also, Osamu Dazai asked us what the literary club does?" The boss had too much time to pay attention, "We are going to enter the literary world in the future. Your business should sell serious literature, I remember."

"It's a serious emotional story."

"This is still too simple." The boss commented and gave a direction, "We still need to add some other elements into it." For example, disqualification in the world and seamlessness.

"Okay, boss."

Tong Mo respectfully vowed that he would finish writing the materials as soon as possible, and then after he said goodbye to Mr. Wu Mi, he couldn't suppress his inspiration at all, and went straight back to start drawing the notebook, thinking of the black-haired iris-colored eyes The young man couldn't help but licked his lips.

He had already thought of the title: I am the three secretaries who fell in love with me.

Tong Mo thought of his boss's handsome and gorgeous appearance, and thought about the handsome appearance of Dazai Osamu just now, so he couldn't help but start to draw immediately.

The story tells about a young Dazai O who has been hurt and vulnerable. He thinks of committing suicide every day. He feels that life is boring, so he goes to Wuyou Club to pass the time. Unexpectedly, he successfully applied for the job. Then he applied for the same The man insulted.However, he was self-reliant and self-reliant, and successfully attracted the attention of President Wu Mi by virtue of his unexpected funeral success, and has since become the love story of President Wu Mi's sweetheart.

Tong Mo worked hard to draw, only looking at a few pages, Dazai Osamu and Wu Mi immediately appeared on the paper.

"Ah, Mr. Wu Mi, please don't do this." The young man in a white shirt was already pressed on the desk at this moment, his iris eyes were full of water vapor, and his cheeks were slightly flushed due to excessive excitement .

"Dazai-kun, don't be afraid." The president Wu Mi, who was wearing a white shirt, grabbed the opponent's hand like this, and said very affectionately, "You damn coward, I know you are a person who is afraid of happiness, even People who will get hurt when they touch cotton, such a beautiful you, I will definitely cherish it."

Wu Mi stretched out his hand, cupped Dazai O's face and said affectionately, "You tortured little Dazai."

After finishing speaking, President Wu Mi smiled evilly, then grabbed the other's hand and moved down, "Come and touch my babies, there are three of them."

"Such a divine pillar will definitely make you happy!"

The author has something to say:

Friends: Why did you let Osamu Dazai touch that kind of thing

Me: I touch it normally

Friend: That’s Osamu Dazai, you’re too nasty

I:? ? ?