Kiss you if you don't listen

Shen Ke has recently become obsessed with a harem-like game developed by his own company. The theme of the game is how to be a qualified landlord.

He passed the game to Shen Yu, who was also named in the game company, and the two of them took advantage of their working hours to touch fish every day. They pretended to test the comfort of the game for personal gain, but they actually had a lot of fun in the game.

Shen Yu's brain is not as bright as Shen Ke's. He was used to helping his brother Shen Xing take the blame since he was a child. He is a dandy and second-generation ancestor. He is the kind who eats and waits to die, but he is good at playing games, and he is very good at playing games. water rises.

Among the people in the closed beta, most of Shen Yu's game characters rank high, and the characters rank on the value list. The game name looks rich, and it is called Jin Yuyu.

Shen Ke was a little unconvinced, and also named his game character Jin Keke.

The two were playing the same game, so they chatted a lot every day. Shen Yu sent him screenshots of the game all day long, showing off how powerful Jin Yuyu was, and married several wives.

Shen Ke silently closed the message box of the two of them, thinking with a sullen face, this idiot Shen Yu is so good at playing, I can't be worse than him, and then started doing tasks like crazy, earning a lot of gold coins for Zai Zai Jin Ke Ke Jian's mansion, buying land, recruiting helpers.

When Jin Keke grew up, he happily married several wives to Jin Keke, all of them were beautiful.

After that, Shen Ke became worried, worrying about which concubine his son favored every day, he was so worried that he couldn't eat dinner well.

Seeing his loss of appetite, Shen Yan asked, "Ke Ke, the food doesn't suit your taste?"

Shen Ke honestly shook his head: "It's delicious."

"Then why don't you have a good meal?"

"I want to marry a wife." After speaking, Shen Ke's heart skipped a beat, and he hurriedly said, "It's not me, it's a friend of mine."

Shen Yan raised her eyes to look at him, lightly, and she didn't know how much she believed.Shen Ke blinked his eyes, and said nonsense in a serious manner, "Shen Yan, I have a friend who has raised many concubines, nine of them. He asked me today how to appease so many concubines, so that every one of them will not be affected by rain and dew. Is the little wife jealous?"

Shen Ke asked hopefully, "Do you have a solution?"

What kind of unreliable friends are these?Can you still get it if you take Ke Ke down?Shen Yan's eyelids twitched, and the hand holding the chopsticks paused.

He calmed down and asked calmly, "... Which friend of yours? Why haven't I heard you say it before?"

"It's just an ordinary friend." Shen Ke said vaguely, "I'm not very familiar with him, and we haven't contacted for a long time."

"Oh, that's good." Shen Yan said in a low tone, "For such a volatile friend, forget about blocking him, because I don't know him well anyway."

Shen Ke choked. This friend was talking about Jin Keke, the cub he raised in the game. His cub, of course, is the best, no matter how scumbag, he can only scold him.

When he saw Shen Yan saying this, he was a little unhappy, and explained: "Actually, he's not a scumbag. He is very nice, and he works hard every day to earn money to support his wife."

"Well, it's really good to hug left and right." Shen Yan stared at him and smiled with a harmless face, "Ke Ke, is it possible that you want to follow this friend's example? Marry nine young wives?"

Shen Ke's heart trembled, and he realized that he almost slipped the tongue, and denied it flatly: "...No, I didn't, I didn't, don't think about it." Just kidding, if he did this, Shen Yan would be able to find a chain tomorrow and put it on He was kept in a cage and fed carrots every day.

Of course, the wives raised in the game are all made of paper, so they are not considered wives.Shen Ke unscrupulously found an excuse for himself, and turned to ask Shen Yan: "Do you not believe me?"

"It's nothing, of course I believe you." Shen Yan smiled brightly, without rushing, "But if your friend has a crush on someone again, you can actually tell me, maybe I can draw a thread."

Shen Ke didn't jump into Shen Yan's pit, and said timidly: "This kind of scumbag who raises nine wives, I will block him in a while and stop contacting him."

Shen Yan smiled, noncommittal.He didn't take it seriously, and turned around to ask Shen Ke's assistant, "Has Ke Ke been in contact with someone he doesn't know very well recently?"

Monday was a little confused: "No, just a few regular customers."

Shen Yan was silent for a moment: "Pay attention, is there any scum around him who has a bad reputation, raises nine wives and wants to spoil married people."

on Monday:"???"

Shen Yan suppressed this matter in her heart, and secretly checked it a few times, but found nothing.

Shen Ke is not good at being honest every day, except in the company, even at home, he does nothing else every day, but spends a long time playing games with his mobile phone, he doesn't look like someone who wants to cheat or raise a concubine at all.Coupled with the fact that the relationship between the two of them was stable, and the sex on the bed was tender and sweet, Shen Yan was relieved.

Shen Ke was worried for a few days, and seeing that Shen Yan didn't mention this matter, he put his mind on raising his own cub, Jin Keke.In the past few days, he was afraid that Shen Yan would find out about him raising cubs, so he was so frightened that his ranking on the wealth list dropped, and he fell behind Shen Yu by a lot.

He was annoyed, and turned his head to start the game task harder.

Originally, Shen Ke was worried about which wife he favored for a few days, but later he figured it out. Isn’t it because he was afraid of uneven distribution and a fire in the backyard? Well, after a month, everyone favors one day, which happens to be impartial.

Shen Ke was consummated, and secretly poked and found a few more wives for Jin Keke.

Marrying a wife in the game costs a lot of money, as does raising a wife, but raising more wives can improve the value of the character, and Shen Ke is willing to spend money on this.

Seeing that he married Jin Keke a few more wives, the balance of gold coins on hand was getting less and less, and the money he earned every day was beyond his means, so he couldn't afford to support so many wives.

He was so anxious that he developed many side businesses to make money.

He played the game of raising a big landlord well, because he married too many wives, which almost made him play on the verge of bankruptcy.

In fact, it’s nothing. If you don’t have enough gold coins in the game, you can recharge it. They say krypton gold can change your life. As long as you are willing to krypton gold, it doesn’t matter if you marry a hundred wives.But Shen Ke is different, he is like a little money fanatic, he feels that the krypton gold to support his little wife is enough to eat several big meals for himself, so he is a bit reluctant.

A few days later, the gold coins in his hand were reduced to zero, and he had to go bankrupt in tears, and took thirty wives to the street to beg.

Shen Yu is still doing well there, she is a celebrity on the value list, and has raised 68 wives, all types of women are fat and thin.

Shen Yu happily showed off to him, "Ke Ke, why don't you bring your thirty wives to work for me, my soap factory is short of manpower."

Shen Ke was a little unhappy, couldn't bear the grievance, turned around and reported Shen Yu to the company's development department, saying that Shen Yu cheated, and wanted to seal Shen Yu's account.

Now Shen Yu also had a quarrel, angrily came to Shen Ke's office, and wanted to settle accounts with him.

Shen Ke was blocked several times by Shen Yu, guilty of not seeing him, and after so many times, Shen Yan was blocked.

Shen Yan is amazing, he smiled and asked a few words, and the two of them honestly explained what happened.

Shen Ke's heart trembled, he sold all thirty of his concubines, and threatened the company's development department to delete all his game save data before Shen Yanxing asked his teacher for the crime.

Turning around, Shen Ke said with a mournful face, "Look, I haven't married a single wife, and Jin Keke from my game account is still single."

Shen Yan didn't even look at this, and said with a gentle smile: "Ke Ke, don't do this, I believe you."

Shen Ke was so touched, he just felt that Shen Yan was too reasonable, and it was worthwhile for him to name Jin Keke's eldest wife Jin Yanyan in the game.

Based on this guilt, Shen Yan asked him to wear a small skirt that night and he did not refuse. The two of them spent the whole night hanging out, and they were very happy.

Shen Yu didn't have a long memory anymore, she was a fool, without Shen Ke's hands-on operation, and didn't know how to say a few nice words, she struggled to be carried home by Qin Ji, it is said that she was taught a bad lesson.

As soon as Qin Ji saw his more than 60 wives dangling around in the game, he became angry. What good could Shen Yu do?

Shen Ke happily took out his account again, and hummed: "Shen Xiaoyu, Shen Xiaoyu, with your IQ, fight with me? Crush you to death."

He happily bought fields and land, started again, retrieved his [-] wives from the recycling bin, and continued to raise them.

On the first day, the second wife and the third wife were jealous, and he was beaten to death.

He widened his eyes and restarted his account.

The next day, the fourth wife and the fifth wife were fighting for favor, and he was hacked to death by the fifth wife with a kitchen knife.

On the third day, he was jealous of the No.17 concubine he was raising, and smothered him to death with a pillow.

The big landlord Jin Keke experienced all kinds of tragic death methods, and he was in a depressed mood when playing. He called the development department angrily, "What's the matter with this game, is there any new item added recently? Why is it that people die every now and then. "

There was a moment of silence over there, the obedient manager of the development department said something and handed the phone to someone else.

Shen Ke was feeling puzzled, when he heard a gentle voice, "This game tells us that we can't be half-hearted when we are in love. It is enough to marry a wife."

The person over there smiled, and his tone became more gentle, "Ke Ke, do you think so?"

Shen Ke was startled, and hung up the phone with a "snap".

It's over, it's over, it's over, the idiot Shen Yan is waiting for him here.

Shen Ke's heart trembled, thinking of his tragic future of being locked in a cage and eating carrots, he wanted to run away.He was so anxious that he searched his circle of friends for advice.

It is impossible to find Shen Yu, Shen Yu himself is not sure how to be tossed by Qin Ji, Qin Li is also a plastic brother, he can be sold by turning around, Chen Yu, Shi Ziyue, Wang Dongdong... one can fight No.

While in a hurry, Shen Ke saw Qiao Luo, his eyes lit up.

Shen Ke hurriedly called Qiao Luo, "Luo Luo, something is wrong, Shen Yan is going to abuse me, I'll hide with you."

Qiao Luo: "What's wrong?"

Shen Ke recounted the matter with more details.

Qiao Luo ordered Shen Xing to pour him a cup of tea, twitched the corners of his lips, convinced, "Ke Ke, why are you playing a game and raising so many little wives?"

Shen Ke said honestly: "One wife is not enough, the first wife warms the bed with feasts, the second wife washes clothes with feasts, the third wife feasts with songs, and the fourth wife feasts with feasting... No. 30 wives Yan Yan works part-time to earn money to support me."

He spoke in one breath for a long time, Qiao Luo was silent, and after a while he said, "Shen Yan is really kind to you." After getting along for so long, it's not easy to not be mad at Shen Ke to death.

When Shen Ke heard that others praised Shen Yan, he was happy again, and sent several good person cards to Shen Yan. From Shen Yan's appearance to his character, from his character to his ability to live well, he couldn't stop himself from boasting. Shut up.

Qiao Luo asked him coldly: "Then why are you still trying to hide from me? You just recruited honestly."

Shen Ke woke up in an instant, with a cold face: "No, he is fine when he is not angry, but he is not a human being when he is angry."

Qiao Luo thought for a while and came up with an idea: "Ke Ke, you can't run away, you will feel guilty if you run away, you have to make him feel guilty."

"Then what should I do?" Shen Ke is usually quite confident, but when he is wronged, he is a little timid, for fear that Shen Yan will torment him.

Qiao Luo analyzed: "Ke Ke, like this, you put the blame on him, think he screwed up your game, ask yourself first, and see the effect."

Shen Ke understood a little bit, and now he has some confidence.

When Shen Yan came back, he put on a sullen face and built up his momentum first, and ran over angrily to ask questions.

Shen Yan glanced at him, and his aura immediately tensed up.

Shen Yan asked: "What are you doing here?"

"Bring, get your slippers." Shen Ke helplessly brought the slippers for Shen Yan, and stood obediently by the side.

Shen Yan raised her eyebrows and glanced at him.

Shen Ke understood, Pidianpidian took off Shen Yan's coat and hung it up.

Shen Yan didn't speak, just smiled meaninglessly, laughing so much that Shen Ke was quite scared, then Shen Yan changed her clothes and went into the kitchen.

Shen Kebaba watched him from the kitchen, and said in a soft voice, "Shen Yan, what are you having for dinner tonight?"

"Carrot Soup."

Shen Ke: "...Oh."

"What about dessert?" Shen Ke was a little unhappy.

"carrot strips."

Shen Ke couldn't bear this grievance, and just about to refute, he heard Shen Yan say: "Can your more than 30 wives survive?"

Shen Ke's mouth brightened, and he quickly said: "I don't want to raise it, I don't want to raise it anymore, it's enough for me to raise one of you."

Shen Yan didn't answer.

Shen Ke timidly hugged him from behind, "Brother, don't be angry, brother."

Shen Yan ignored him and carefully washed the carrots.

Shen Ke said without integrity: "Husband?"

Shen Yan let out a soft "heh".

Shen Ke had no choice but to walk out of the kitchen.

In the evening, the two of them really drank carrot soup, but Shen Ke lacked interest in eating it, and was extremely wronged.

Taking advantage of the time when Shen Yan had eaten, Shen Ke was very active once in a while, scrambling to clean the dishes.

Shen Yan didn't stop him either, Shen Ke went upside down, threw the things into the dishwasher and left them alone, and even broke one.Shen Yan's eyelids twitched, she didn't dare to make Shen Ke mess up, and took care of the follow-up by herself.

Shen Ke didn't flatter well, and was so worried that he took a shower early and rolled on the bed several times.After waiting for a long time, Shen Yan did not come over. I glanced at the time, and it was ten o'clock in the evening.

He opened the door and went out. Seeing that the study room was still lit, he pretended to bring a glass of water in and added a slice of lemon.

After entering, he became angry, Shen Yan was playing a game like a dog, it was the harem development game he played.

Shen Ke instantly felt that he was justified, and after questioning him, he insisted on killing all the goblins raised by Shen Yan.

When he sold these little fairies to dig coal, he was only half relieved.

Shen Yan went to grab his hand, but he slapped it away, Shen Yan was not annoyed, and asked him: "Do you like me raising paper figures?"

"do not like."

Shen Yan nodded: "I don't like it either." He hugged Shen Ke, his voice lowered, "Ke Ke, I don't like you raising others either."

Shen Ke immediately calmed down.

Shen Yan's words were extremely pitiful, with a helpless expression and a sigh.

Shen Ke immediately felt distressed, and felt that Shen Yan was too pitiful, and he actually wanted to use a paper man to green Shen Yan.Although the wives of the paper figurines he raised were all raised by Shen Yan, and each one was named after Jin Yanyan No. 1 to No. 30.

Then, Shen Keke, who was too guilty, honestly made a lot of promises with Shen Yan, and solemnly wrote them in the small book that the two of them made the family rules, "I will not raise paper people in the future, brother, don't be angry .”

Shen Yan closed her eyes slightly, her eyelashes drooping, and after a while, she smiled, "Okay."

This smile seems to have been wronged by the sky, but also endured the discomfort, and worked hard to make it.Shen Ke, who was looking directly, felt even more guilty.

In the next week, Shen Ke was too honest, and took the initiative to wear cat ears and cat tails, and played a lot of fun to make amends.

Until a week later, when he heard Shen Yan and Qin Ji on the phone, Shen Yan said with a smile, "My wife wants to coax you, don't always scare Shen Yu, you see my Ke Ke is very easy to coax, keep your attitude low, pretend Poor thing, Keke just listens to me."

After listening to Shen Ke who was in the audience, he became angry like a puffer fish.Stupid Shen Yan, I want to run away from home! ! !The kind that can't be coaxed back.

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