After becoming a cat, I finally became popular [Entertainment Circle]

Xu Xiaozhou sat on the bed and took a deep breath, a pain spread in his head, shallow and densely crawled up his scalp, accompanied by pounding heartbeat and illusory tinnitus.

According to the legend, the brain hurts.

Chen Jingfeng turned over suddenly.

The collar of the shirt was a bit too tight for a sleepy drunk. He reached up and pulled it down, but it didn't help.Two seconds later, the man's nasal cavity emitted a grunting sound due to poor breathing.

Xu Xiaozhou looked at him steadfastly, thinking, if he fastened the top button now, would he be able to suffocate him directly.

The phone rang again, and it was still Tangtang.

"Xiao Zhou, you were the one who answered the phone just now, right? Did he fall asleep? Wake him up, and I'll go over now."

Xu Xiaozhou put the phone two centimeters away from his ears, "If you had come to pick him up earlier, wouldn't this incident have happened?"

Tangtang clicked his tongue twice, "That's because you don't know him well. He is so drunk, if I go to pick him up, there will probably be a street chase, and it will still be a headline hit."

"..."

"Anyway, wake him up first, I'll go over now. Hey, it's so bald."

After hanging up the phone, Sanhua, who was supposed to be sleeping in the next room, came in quietly, stood at the door and looked at Xu Xiaozhou.

——The little cat felt the anger of the cat god from a long distance away, what's wrong with you?

Xu Xiaozhou didn't make a sound, and couldn't articulate a few words.

——Did you also smell the wild cat on him?

Xu Xiaozhou sneered, "Yes, there is a wild cat, which is different in everything except that the color is a bit similar to the mourning. This person can admit it wrong, I accept it."

Sanhua hesitated for a moment—in fact, many humans recognize cats by color, and he and adults don’t sleep together every day, how could he remember the cat’s appearance so accurately, and he drank...

Sanhua didn't finish talking, because it noticed that Xu Xiaozhou's face turned darker.

The kitten licked its own mouth in a timely manner, and retreated with its tail between its legs.

While waiting for Tangtang to come, Xu Xiaozhou finally mustered up the courage to click on the comment section under the video.The following Weibo has become a big stage for the people who eat melons to shake their wits and shake their burdens, and every one of them makes him panic.

[The amount of information in the video is a bit large, does Chen Jingfeng often secretly feed Xu Xiaozhou's cat behind his back? 】

[I feel that Chen Jingfeng must have admitted his mistake because he drank too much. This cat is half thinner than Sangsang. If I made a mistake, I would be shocked, thinking that my cat suddenly lost weight. 】

[I used to think that Chen Jingfeng was the life mentor who supported Xu Xiaozhou, but now I feel a little naive, these two clearly reveal the air of buddies]

【Brother, you are quite naive now...】

【Am I the only one who focuses on Brother Feng's request for cats?】

[Brother Feng is really strict with cats, if you say stop, you have to stop]

【Yes, yes, you must understand people's words】

[Brother Feng is really warm, he is so drunk that he can’t find Bei, and he even knows how to soak the cat’s food in water, for fear that the cat will lose hair if it eats salty QAQ]

[When he squatted down to feed the cat, he looked like His Royal Highness, and suddenly abused his heart...]

【It’s okay, Mr. Jianxian himself and this cat are both alive and well, and it seems that they have an inexplicable relationship with him[doge]】

Xu Xiaozhou couldn't stand it anymore, he turned off Weibo with a heavy face, went to the bed and poked the man's side.

Chen Jingfeng snorted and turned over again.

"Don't sleep, something happened."

"Don't sleep—"

"call--"

Xu Xiaozhou, "..."

The doorbell rang, and he went outside to open the door for Tangtang.Tangtang held his mobile phone and car keys in his hand, and was wearing home clothes. He rushed in hastily, "If you want the matter between the two of you not to be fermented, you have to remove the trending search immediately. If you are linked to the company, he will nod for the money, what about others?"

Xu Xiaozhou sneered, "Probably fell asleep."

"Wake up." Tangtang said naturally, striding towards the house.Xu Xiaozhou was about to say that he couldn't wake up, when Tang Tang stretched out his hand and pushed the person on the bed. With a solid push, Chen Jingfeng, who was lying on his side, was pushed directly to the ground.

"Ancestor! Wake up! Something happened!"

Xu Xiaozhou, "..."

Chen Jingfeng, "...huh?"

The man turned around slowly, barely opened his eyes, "What are you doing? What time is it?"

Tang Tang shouted at the top of his voice, "Sensitive hot search, at least 50, withdraw or not?"

The man maintained the original posture and expression for five seconds, then fell back on the bed, turned over sleepily, and muttered: "Why do you want me to do something serious, get out."

"Go to sleep." Tang Tang rolled his eyes, turned around and hurried to leave.Xu Xiaozhou was at a loss, and quickly grabbed him, "Is this the end?"

"It's over, why not?"

"..."

Is it because he has never seen the world?

Seeing the indescribable expression on his face, Tangtang explained: "It's been a long time since the wind and rain. This is just a funny hot search. Although it's quite embarrassing, it also shows Brother Feng's caring and humorous personality in private. Personality, in fact, if I were not worried about the sensitive issues of you two, I would definitely not withdraw this article."

Xu Xiaozhou nodded, then shook his head, "Then what should I do now?"

Tangtang was also dumbfounded by the question, "Turn off the lights and go to sleep."

"???"

Until the person left, Xu Xiaozhou didn't react.Such a flustered and short-lived hot search is on the list, and the agent actually wants to use the power of finances and decides to withdraw the hot search as a whole. Is it so simple and rude?

The man on the bed suddenly hummed again, and the sound seemed uncomfortable.He looked back and saw that Chen Jingfeng was unbuttoning with his fingers with his eyes closed, but the drunk man was clumsy and couldn't untie it no matter what, he was anxious to see it.

"What kind of wine is it? It can be drunk like this."

Xu Xiaozhou had no choice but to step forward to help him take it off.The man who drank too much alcohol was burning all over, he silently helped him unbutton his shirt from top to bottom, then went around behind the man, grabbed the collar and tore it back.

A certain person was quite cooperative, and even lifted his body when it was pulled to the bottom.

Xu Xiaozhou felt something was wrong, frowned and said, "Chen Jingfeng?"

The man resumed his steady breathing.After taking off the shackles of his shirt, his breath became much more normal.The strong and firm muscles of the upper body are just right, and they look very seductive.Xu Xiaozhou sighed, and was about to turn around and throw the clothes into the bathroom, when the man suddenly muttered something.

"Pants...pants..."

"???"

Xu Xiaozhou turned his head abruptly, only to see that Chen Jingfeng had already lay down on his back, half asleep and half awake, rubbing his hands on his belt.

"Are you awake or not?"

The corners of the man's lips seemed to be hooked up, and he turned over and lay on his side facing Xu Xiaozhou, closed his eyes and whispered, "I'm awake, but I can't move, you have to take responsibility."

Xu Xiaozhou was so angry that the corners of his mouth twitched, "Why? I beat you so much that you can't take care of yourself anymore?"

The man sighed, "I'm very sad if you don't help me."

"..."

I don't know if fans of this person can imagine him lying on the bed like a big caterpillar and acting like a baby.

Xu Xiaozhou's whole mind was buzzing, he stared at the man with hatred for a long time, but his eyes were closed, and it was useless for him to stare them out.Finally, he admitted defeat in his heart, sighed and resigned to his fate, and went to untie the man's belt.

The bed was too wide, and the guy was lying in the middle, so he had to kneel on the bed to untie it.

Each of Chen Jingfeng's belts is made of thick handmade cowhide, which is heavy and textured, and its manliness is beyond the mark.I don't usually feel it, but today when Xu Xiaozhou knelt on the bed and just touched the cold metal buckle, he suddenly felt a shy atmosphere in the air.

He glanced away, but just in time saw the man's exposed belly.He was probably really hot, a drop of sweat was just in the line between the two muscles, and it was crumbling.

The spirit of wine that was dissipated by anger seemed to have returned a little bit.

Xu Xiaozhou's movements slowed down, and he untied the man's waistband slowly, pulled it out and threw it aside, and put his hand on the button of his trousers without moving.

Chen Jingfeng suddenly woke up with another jolt, frowned, looked up at his waist, and muttered, "Where are you putting your hands, you can't take them off, I'm going to die of heat..."

Before the man finished speaking, he stopped.

The man who was so drunk and delirious slowly opened his eyes wide, and the clarity climbed into his eyes little by little.However, the boy kneeling on the bed seemed to be bewitched, the reason in his black eyes faded little by little, he raised his head and looked at the man, as if something was missing deep in his eyes.

Chen Jingfeng suddenly seemed half sober from the wine, "No way, you're coming again."

Xu Xiaozhou is like a human but not a human, like a cat but not a cat.In most cases, even in bed, he is innocent and shy.But there is such a [-]% probability that he will set up a crash, like a cat spirit who has never had meat in ten thousand years, and directly jump on people, making everyone who likes him feel trembling.

Chen Jingfeng had seen this half-dream and slightly confused look several times.

The man sat up with his upper body, and stepped back with his hands on the bed.

"Hey, you look scarier today than before."

"When I was sleeping, what happened? The room was noisy and noisy. When you woke up, you were going to transform?"

As soon as Chen Jingfeng finished speaking, before he swallowed his spit, the boy suddenly rushed towards him—not so fiercely, but still enthusiastically, with two slender arms hugging his back, he didn't even have time to say a word, He was immediately gagged.

"Uh-uh..."

Xu Xiaozhou's mind is very confused, and his consciousness seems to be losing consciousness. This situation has happened several times, and he himself is used to it.

The man's body, which was too hot after drinking too much wine, was very satisfying to him. He pressed on Chen Jingfeng's body, and his impulse not only didn't diminish, but even intensified.

Chen Jingfeng said vaguely: "Do I have to be on top..."

The irrational cat boy seemed to think for half a second, then turned over and lay down on the bed.

Chen Jingfeng thought to himself that I, a drunk with a splitting headache, drank desperately for you at the dinner table, and started to work hard again before the drunkenness disappeared, it was really not easy.But he turned over and looked at the young man's water-red lips, and suddenly felt that he would die without any regrets, so he immediately raised his hand, turned off the light, and embraced him.

In the darkness, before the two of them had time to happily roll around in circles, there was a dull knock on the door of the apartment.

Both of them froze.

Xu Xiaozhou struggled to reveal a few traces of clarity in his dark eyes, and said displeasedly, "Who is it?"

Chen Jingfeng was silent for two seconds, "I don't seem to have murdered and set fire."

Suddenly, Sanhua's respectful meow came from outside the room door.

——Mother God, the kitten seems to smell the scent of adults.

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