After becoming a cat, I finally became popular [Entertainment Circle]

After a few minutes, the toilet door was pushed open, Chen Jingfeng stepped in anxiously, turned his head to see Xu Xiaozhou, and asked, "What's wrong?"

He paused again, looked at a row of cubicles with open doors inside, "Is there no one else?"

"No."

"Why is your complexion so ugly? Is it because you feel uncomfortable after drinking?" The man loosened his tie casually, with the same blush on both sides of his cheeks as Xu Xiaozhou, and said strangely: "There can't be a fake bar, But drinking this wine today is really uncomfortable, and the fire is burning."

Xu Xiaozhou looked up at him, "Where's your phone?"

The man fumbled in his trouser pocket, "I'm carrying it, what's the matter?"

"Hot searches on Weibo, let's see for yourself." Xu Xiaozhou took a deep breath, turned around and turned on the faucet.The splashing cold water hit his wrist, taking away the heat of the wine. He stared at the water column, and heard the man behind him utter an "Oh" in surprise.

"I'll go, are the netizens so good this year?"

"..."

Chen Jingfeng continued to comment with relish, "Actually, it's not that they are excellent. The main reason is that you are my cat in "A Hundred Demons Travel", or the work is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. We acted so well..."

Xu Xiaozhou turned off the faucet at once, turned around and stared angrily, "Chen Jingfeng!"

The man was stunned for a full five seconds.

"Ah, why did you call him by his first name? The kitten's paws are shining."

Xu Xiaozhou couldn't explain clearly, just said "I", but the man suddenly hugged him into his arms, held the back of his head with his big hands, and forced his head to his chest like hugging a cat.Xu Xiaozhou didn't stand still, and the tip of his nose hit the man's chest directly. There seemed to be a thump deep in his nasal cavity, and a sore pain came to his head immediately, entwined with the strength of alcohol.

"..."

Chen Jingfeng seemed a little unusual.

The man's voice was very low, and his big hands moved back and forth on the back of his head, and his hairstyle was instantly destroyed.He rubbed his chin against the top of Xu Xiaozhou's head, sniffing, "Ah, baby, I didn't give you lecithin in vain, your hair feels really good."

Xu Xiaozhou, "...be sober, I'm a human, not a cat."

"Huh?" The man's nasal voice was a little heavy, and he reached out to touch his stomach again, "It's a bit hard. It's okay, people are cats, and cats are people, the same."

Xu Xiaozhou was completely speechless, he reluctantly pushed the person away, and began to recall in his mind how much wine Chen Jingfeng had blocked for him just now.

In fact, the dinner tonight was very harmonious. His crooked box office cash cow has won the gratitude of all the investors. Every big shot came to toast with sincerity, not to pour him down.The problem is that there are too many bosses tonight, the red wine and white wine are all brands he has never seen before, but he knows the serving size as soon as he eats it.After round after round of respect, he himself was half drunk, but Chen Jingfeng blocked more than two or three times the amount for him.

Thinking of this, and looking at the man's eyes that had begun to blur from time to time, Xu Xiaozhou suddenly felt guilty.

"Well, if you feel uncomfortable, let's go back?"

The man leaned against the wall and smiled helplessly, "Be cautious when you shouldn't be cautious, but be stupid at critical moments. Shall we go back? Us?"

Xu Xiaozhou reacted, "Oh, I'll call Tangtang and ask him to pick you up, you..."

As soon as he took out his mobile phone, the man's hand grasped his wrist.

It was very difficult to grasp it, but it was gentle and did not pinch him.That feeling is like being lifted into the body of a cat countless times. Even though there is no love in life, it cannot be said to be forced to abuse.

Xu Xiaozhou sighed and lowered his voice, "What do you want?"

The man let out a groan, and fell headlong on Xu Xiaozhou's shoulder. The tall man collapsed with a bang.

"I want to lick the cat!"

"..."

Xu Xiaozhou's jaw was hooked up again, and the man looked at his lips, "Little cat, meow."

Xu Xiaozhou held back for a long time, "I can go to you."

He pushed the man away, and while pressing the man's shoulder vigorously to force him to lean against the wall, he reluctantly dialed Tangtang's mobile phone with his mobile phone.

The phone was connected, and there was the sound of playing games on the other end.

Xu Xiaozhou frowned tightly, and tried his best to ignore the gorgeous and cool game sound effects, "Chen Jingfeng drank too much, are you here to pick him up?"

Unexpectedly, a manager listened happily, "I still pick him up when he's drunk? Then I'm courting death?"

Xu Xiaozhou thumped in his heart, feeling a bad premonition.

"This guy has a lot of people, and he can't get drunk easily. But once he gets drunk, he's a fool and no one can stop him. Tonight's investors are all his old acquaintances. No one cheats anyone. Let him harm whoever he likes." Let the trouble go, I won't pick it up."

Xu Xiaozhou's eyes widened, "You can't do this, you are a manager, you... hello? Hello?"

beep, beep, beep,

The phone hangs up.

Chen Jingfeng suddenly let out a long, broken sigh, banged the back of his head against the wall, and lamented, "Why is the person I like so strong? I feel like I'm being pressed against the wall by a bulldozer."

Suddenly footsteps came from outside the door, Xu Xiaozhou broke out in cold sweat instantly, covered the man's mouth with one hand, and dragged him into the nearest cubicle.

The toilet door slammed into the door frame with a bang, and at the same time, the outside door was pushed open, and two men came in and talked.

Listening to the voice, it happened to be the two business leaders at the dinner table just now.

Chen Jingfeng was still looking at him eagerly, the space in the cubicle was small, Xu Xiaozhou looked down at the man's leather shoes, sighed silently, put down the toilet lid and stepped on it by himself, squatting on the toilet lid very aggrieved, waiting The two people outside left.

"How is Mr. Deng's profit this year?"

"It's a waste of money this year. More than 20 projects were invested, and only two of them made a little money, which wiped out other money-losing products."

"I did hear that you are in a downturn this year. There are fewer and fewer high-quality venture capital projects, and entertainment is still popular. "Hundred Demons Travel" is quite profitable, right?"

"This is really profitable, thank you brother for pulling me."

"Hey, you're welcome. Let me tell you something interesting, just this cash cow, Xu Xiaozhou, Jing Feng was the one who found me at the time."

Xu Xiaozhou, who squatted on the toilet and stared at others, was stunned for a moment.

"Looking for you? What are you looking for? Isn't he the potential actor recommended by Chen Jingfeng to Wang Yichi? Wang Yichi always brags when he goes, saying that he is Xu Xiaozhou's Bole. I think he is betting on new actors."

"It's true that he directly recommended the actor to Wang Yichi, but the promotion of the film has to involve the investor, and he came to me."

"Oh, so."

The two men chatted back to the venture capital project in a few words.Xu Xiaozhou squatted on the toilet seat and looked up at Chen Jingfeng, and the man happened to be looking at him too.The tall guy stood there with his head slightly lowered. Although his dark eyes were full of wine, he couldn't hide his gentleness.

For a moment, Xu Xiaozhou felt that it was Chen Jingfeng, not himself, who grew the soul-decapitating pupils.

The door outside opened and closed, and the man laughed a few times, "Little cat, how am I?"

Xu Xiaozhou got down from the toilet, and his feet on the ground changed from two to four. He said in surprise: "I've been thinking that Jianxian, a male No. , leading film, custom-made posters, C debuts everywhere, so you are behind the scenes?"

The man let out a cry, and hugged him again, giggling, "How can this be a trick? It's a cat."

"..." Xu Xiaozhou couldn't speak, he was hugged by a man, this guy's body temperature seemed to rise again after such a while, and his embrace was hot and tight.The man's chin rested on his shoulder, he rubbed it for a while, and then said with a bit of coquettishness: "Not many people knew about this before. I didn't tell you because I was afraid that you wouldn't be able to act well and wouldn't be able to support these secret resources. Tilting makes me feel uncomfortable. But my kitten really has top-notch potential, it's really my wife who gave me a face."

Xu Xiaozhou was at a loss for words.

The man rubbed against him for a long time, and finally said in despair: "Ah, my head really hurts. I'm going to say hello to those rich and inhuman guys. I'm going to slip."

As he said, kicking, the toy-like door lock slid directly, and the door was kicked open. The man tore off his suit jacket a few times, and threw it on his shoulder, "Let's go."

"What about me?" Xu Xiaozhou asked.

"Go back and pretend to stay for a while. Age didn't leave. The parking lot is waiting for you. You will be picked up anytime you go home. I have to call Xiao Wu."

"Xiao Wu?"

"Yes, that heartless Tangtang, he refuses to pick me up every time I get too drunk. Xiao Wu is still loyal."

Xu Xiaozhou groaned, seeing the man walking unsteadily to the door, he couldn't help but said worriedly: "Are you really okay like this? Why go home alone?"

"Pick the cat." The man murmured back, trying to keep his body steady and not swaying, and walked out of the door.

"..."

Xu Xiaozhou was left alone in the toilet again, he subconsciously looked into the mirror, and he looked dazed in the mirror.

"Leave me here, who will he fuck when he goes back?"

Xu Xiaozhou returned to the wine table in a daze, and reluctantly exchanged pleasantries with the bigwigs a few more times.Although the faces of these businessmen were friendly, they couldn't conceal their nature as businessmen. After a few rounds of thank-you toasts, they gave up. Chen Jingfeng left the table, and the topic of the dinner table gradually turned to finance and venture capital.Xu Xiaozhou watched for 5 minutes, finally caught a break in the topic, and naturally proposed to leave.

The reason is very unique: go back and feed the cat.

One of the men who had been in the toilet just now smiled so hard that he couldn't see his teeth, "Is it Hey Sangsang?"

"Yes. I haven't hired a nanny yet. I asked the assistant to send it back just now. I forgot to ask the assistant to add cat food to it."

"It's okay for you cat to be hungry." The man smacked his lips and said, "Forget it, you go back. Jing Feng told me that you are a good boy with good roots. Just now I saw him blocking for you." Alcohol blocks..."

Xu Xiaozhou's heart felt warm when he heard it, but he trembled slightly.For some reason, after being amazed by the brains of netizens, he felt that the topics of these people might start dangerous associations at any time.He immediately stood up and smiled impeccably: "Senior really takes care of people, and the newcomers in the crew are all grateful to him. Then you continue to have fun, and I will leave first."

Taking the elevator down to the second basement floor, the sweltering heat of the underground seemed to fill a handful of firewood on the wine, and the temples swelled with the heartbeat.There was no one around, so Xu Xiaozhou rolled up his shirt sleeves several times until it reached his elbows, and walked towards the car while taking a deep breath.

Through the windshield, Age was already lying in the driver's seat and fell asleep.Xu Xiaozhou sighed, walked over and tapped on the glass of the car lightly.

A Ge opened his eyes, shook his head vigorously, lowered the car window and smiled at him, "It's over? Where's Brother Feng?"

Xu Xiaozhou walked around to the side of the co-pilot and opened the door to get in the car. While pulling on the seat belt, he said, "I'll go back first after drinking too much. I said I will ask Xiao Wu to pick him up. Did you see that?"

Unexpectedly, A Ge was taken aback, "Didn't Xiao Wu ask for leave two days ago to go back to his hometown to attend his cousin's wedding?"

Xu Xiaozhou froze.

It's bad, he's drunk too much and his brain is not clear, Chen Jingfeng's nonsense is not lost in his mind, Xiao Wu has asked for leave and left a long time ago.

A Ge rolled his eyes, "This hotel is very close to Brother Feng's apartment, just over a kilometer, but he should just contact me and wait below. How can he go back, walk or take a taxi?"

Xu Xiaozhou couldn't help shivering when he thought of the man's swaying appearance.

"Both sound like options leading to hot headlines."

"I feel like it's over." Age was completely relieved, put down the handbrake and started the car immediately, "Go back and have a look."

It was less than two kilometers away but encountered a traffic jam and drove for more than 20 minutes.Xu Xiaozhou's heart was beating like thunder along the way, and he always had a bad feeling. When he got out of the car, he went upstairs almost three steps at a time. A Ge trotted behind him, and the two opened the door to have a look.

The man fell crookedly on the sofa in the living room, obviously asleep.

Age breathed a sigh of relief, "It's okay, it's okay, although Brother Feng drank too much, after all, the old Jianghu is still much more reliable than what we feared."

Xu Xiaozhou also let out a sigh of relief, and rubbed his temples with some headaches, "Thank you very much, let's go back and rest early."

"That's it. Oh, by the way, tell Brother Feng, I'll pick him up when I announce tomorrow, Tangtang has been busy with the registration of the studio recently, and he's so busy."

I'm so busy, so I need to play games to decompress...

Xu Xiaozhou kept complaining in his heart, and waved his hands casually, "Okay, be careful on the road."

After closing the door, he went into the bathroom to wash his face, then returned to the sofa in the living room, ready to drag the man onto the bed in the bedroom.

Although he is not as tall as Chen Jingfeng, and his body is thinner and thinner, but the strength of the Hulk who was once called the Hulk by the devil's martial arts instructor is not hidden.He wrapped his arms around Chen Jingfeng's armpits, and with a push, the man's upper body immediately left the sofa.

The boy's exposed forearm was tense, and the muscle lines were tight and smooth. He was about to push harder when Sanhua came out of the room at some point and stood quietly by his feet, meowing. .

—Are you going to drag him back like a pig?

Xu Xiaozhou stopped his movements and looked confused, "Huh?"

There is a hint of hesitation in Sanhua Maoyan's eyes - when the adult was chatting with Meow before, he said that this man always likes the princess to hug you.Is it not good for you to be such a dead pig?

Xu Xiaozhou was even more confused, "But I don't know how to hug a princess...he is taller than me, how can I hug him?"

——Yes, then you can do it yourself.

Xu Xiaozhou sighed, looked at Chen Jingfeng's sleepy face, and whispered: "I'm sorry, I blame you for being too tall."

Sanhua watched a skinny boy who was a few centimeters shorter dragged a strong man who was nearly 1.9 meters into the bedroom, and couldn't help but sighed that Xu Xiaozhou was not good for his appearance.After Xu Xiaozhou panted heavily and finally put both of the man's feet on the bed, he whispered - did this man tease other cats outside?He smelled like a feral cat.

Xu Xiaozhou didn't even have time to wipe the sweat off his forehead, the phrase "there are cats outside" seemed to trigger a secret nerve in his body, he turned his head abruptly, "Huh?"

Sanhua yawned - the younger one is not sure, you can ask him when he wakes up tomorrow, the younger one has gone back to sleep.

"Oh, good, you go to bed early." Xu Xiaozhou paused, and said apologetically, "I'm going to drink tonight, so I won't hug you. I'll be fine tomorrow, and I'll be with you all day."

——Okay, you don’t have to blame yourself, a little bit of Soul Ze has already made Meow grateful.

Sanhua exited the room, and Xu Xiaozhou went into the bathroom to take a shower.The hot water washed away the alcohol, and he returned to the bed wrapped in a bathrobe, worrying about the man who hadn't taken off his clothes and didn't take a shower, but he heard the mobile phone in Chen Jingfeng's trouser pocket making a frantic noise.

It turned out to be Tang Tang who was still playing games just now.

Xu Xiaozhou hesitated for a moment, picked it up, and was about to speak when Tangtang's crying voice broke into his ears first.

"Master! Can't you let me stop and eat two plates of chicken? How many years has it been since I debuted! Is it okay to be drunk on the street?"

Xu Xiaozhou's heart skipped a beat, he hung up the phone regardless of a manager's crying, and looked down, the man was still sleeping innocently and ignorant of the world.His heart was beating like thunder, and he quickly opened Weibo to read.

#陈景锋操猫# has risen from real time to the top of the list, and there are weirdness everywhere.He swallowed and opened the trending search, only to find that the top trending post had been changed.

The person who posted this time visually judged that he was a real passer-by, and posted two small videos.

[Aww!Look what I recorded on the street! 】

Xu Xiaozhou opened the first video with trembling fingers.

The picture recorded by the mobile phone is very blurry, and the camera is still shaking. The background sound is the noise of cars and people on the road. Looking at the surrounding buildings, it should be a street between hotels and apartments.

This guy actually came back on foot, without a hat, without a mask, and walked back drunk.

Xu Xiaozhou felt that the alcohol was getting a little more intense, he touched the edge of the bed and sat down, trying to keep calm and watch.

The man was just walking quickly on the street with his head down, but he happened to pass by a stray cat within two steps.The man's feet stiffened, he paused, and he turned his head.

"Hey, that cat, you stop."

"..." Xu Xiaozhou supported his forehead.

The wild cat continued to walk in the opposite direction, and the man's voice was somewhat dissatisfied, "What kind of cat is so stupid, why can't it understand human words?"

He strode up and stopped in front of the cat.The wild cat froze for a moment, stretched its head and looked at him.

He also looked down at the cat.

Two seconds later, the man suddenly muttered, "Why is he so thin that he doesn't look like a pig?" He bent down and grabbed the fleeing wild cat into his arms, then turned his head and went into the convenience store next door.

That's it for the first video.

Xu Xiaozhou's heart was terribly cold, he swallowed several mouthfuls of spit, and tried hard to persuade himself to click on the second video.

This time the photographer obviously came a little closer. He took pictures through the glass door of the convenience store. The man seemed to take a box of something that looked like a salad from the safe, and a bottle of mineral water. He bowed his head to check out and came out with the cat in his arms .

The tall man squatted on the side of the road and opened the lunch box. Inside it looked like the internet celebrity low-fat meal of tuna chicken breast and butterfly noodles.The man unscrewed the mineral water and poured it in, mixed it with chopsticks, and then poured out the water again.After going back and forth like this several times, the salt was filtered out as much as possible, and then he pushed the lunch box in front of the kitten, "Eat it. Eat more meat today. If you don't tell me, I won't tell you. Xu Xiaozhou doesn't know."

Xu Xiaozhou, "..."

He was trembling with anger, his fingers trembled several times before he quit the Weibo as he wished, and refreshed it again.

The hot search has become a hot search.

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