Saving the world every time I wake up

The ear-piercing bell finally stopped unwillingly after ringing for half a minute, but there was no sound in the entire huge classroom, so quiet that a needle could be heard.

Bai Ren sat stiffly on the step stool, facing Cang Lan's extremely oppressive gaze, and dryly pulled the corner of his mouth, "...Lan, class is on."

Cang Lan looked at him gloomyly, and said indifferently: "...Oh."

Continue to stare at him without moving.

White Blade: "..."

Shouldn't you be a good student, sit down and listen to the class?

Cang Lan said faintly: "Weasel Phoenix..."

A pure white weasel on the side shrank its body and rolled itself into a fat ball of hair.

Bai Ren said awkwardly: "...Actually, you don't look like a weasel at all, I, me, me... I'm just kidding."

Cang Lan narrowed his eyes.

Bai Ren stammered suddenly, "Listen to me and explain that I didn't mean that, me, me, me..."

Before "I" came up with a reason, Cang Lan suddenly said: "Have you recovered your memory?"

Bai Ren was stunned, and said, "There aren't many, it's just a dream that you took me to the chicken coop to find something to eat that night..."

Cang Lan froze for a moment, and said blankly, "Forget about it!"

Bai Ren: "..." How can you make me forget the most profound thing in my memory!

Cang Lan reached out and rubbed the "hair style bird's nest" on his head, and sighed heavily, "It's not good to dream about it, but it happened to be that night..."

The black history he most wanted to obliterate!

Turning around indifferently, sitting on the step stool with a blank face, he took his chick-shaped schoolbag from Bai Ren's arms, took out a sharpened pencil and notebook, thought for a while, and put a pencil on the pencil again. Reinforce the spell so that it won't be broken by myself.

Everything was ready, he looked up at Gu Jingyun on the podium, with a serious expression, "What are you talking about today?"

Gu Jingyun coughed, barely brought himself back to his senses, turned on the computer on the podium, and the ppt lesson plan he made last night appeared on the large screen behind him.

He coughed and said sternly: "Then, the class is officially starting now. Since most of the monsters are attending class for the first time today, in case you don't understand, we will start from the first class."

He looked around the various monsters in the classroom, and found that they all listened intently, and he was quite satisfied. However, when his eyes fell on Cang Lan, who was holding a pen and paper, he suddenly felt a jump in his heart. , The spirit became tense like never before.

He was teaching a phoenix.

This fact made him excited, honored, and nervous. He was afraid that he might make a mistake, so he subconsciously suppressed his usual indifference and even a bit of arrogance. He carefully clicked on the ppt, and began to narrate page after page. "The era of your monsters was in ancient times. At that time, human society was still in an underdeveloped ancient period, which was far from modern society. Without counseling, you would not be able to survive here normally. If you want to integrate into this world , In fact, as long as you understand the laws and regulations of this world clearly, I believe you don’t have the patience to listen to just reading words. I have downloaded a few educational movies about this, and I will ask someone to set up a few projectors in the mountains. You can Looking at it in the mountains, what we are going to talk about now is the social habits of human beings. In fact, it is very simple to integrate into this world. Just understand the four words clearly, eat, wear, live, travel, and add another one to play. Now let's talk about the first one, eat."

Following the various food pictures appearing on the screen, Gu Jingyun's cool and steady voice slowly brought out the food that humans are used to, Bai Ren listened to a few words in boredom, and found that Cang Lan was writing something like flying, he was curious I leaned over to take a look, and saw that it was neatly written in gorgeous fonts:

Hot pot, um, it looks good, let Tuantuan make a pot later, note: I don’t know if the soup base is good or not, it’s red, and I have an appetite!

KFC, fried chicken... Remarks: Tuantuan must eat, overcome the fear of chicken!

Ma Xiao, the lobster demon next to him seems to taste good.Remarks: Let Tuantuan be knocked out another day and fry it in a pan. Anyway, the demon will not die, but it can only be watched but not eaten, which is a pity.

Barbecue, I don't know what it would be like to bake it with my ice flame, and eat frozen barbecue in summer... Remarks: Vetoed, the teeth will collapse.

White Blade: "..."

Why is there the word Tuantuan in every food?