Saving the world every time I wake up

The next morning, CCTV gave the following explanation for the animal chirping that suddenly appeared at Nanjiekou last night:

Unknown forces brought some experimentally mutated animals to the capital, and accidentally released one to Nanjiekou. The armed police of the Beijing General Administration dispatched urgently and arrested the escaped animals. No casualties were caused, and there are still fugitives Lurking in the dark, hereby remind citizens that it is best not to move in remote places, reduce travel at night, and report to the police in time if you find something abnormal.

Although this kind of explanation will cause panic to some extent, the enemy is lurking in the dark and does not know what action will be taken next. Considering their powerful lethality, necessary reminders must still exist, and pointing out mutant animals is more or less for future monsters. In case of exposure, preparations have been made. Fortunately, most of the people are still tolerant and rational. If this order continues, although it does not seem to cause any huge disturbances on the surface, it will become slightly tense on the inside, and citizens will travel more. Pay more attention to the people around you.

The monster assault training class starts at [-]:[-] in the morning. It is located on the fourth floor of the General Administration Bureau. It is a huge and empty classroom covering an area of ​​[-] to [-] square meters. Because the students are non-human beings with sharp eyes and ears, there is no need for ordinary classrooms. Also consider the problem that the space is too large and those who sit behind cannot see the words on the screen. Of course, the design of the classroom is also very different from that of ordinary classrooms. Except for the podium on the high platform, there are many wooden poles horizontally in the empty classroom. Birds of different sizes, colors, and species stood in a row, and there were many vine monsters, flower monsters and other plant monsters crawling on the walls, as well as many snails, geckos, and insect monsters entrenched on the leaves of the plants. On the ground, from the podium to the back, there are layers of stairs that increase upwards. There are no tables and chairs on the stairs, and beasts and monsters sit on them one after another. There are foxes, wolves, tigers, and wild boars. There are also beasts like snakes, reptiles and flying animals like dragons. The whole huge classroom is crowded with all kinds of monsters, all shrunk to the size of a palm one by one, noisy and chaotic.

As the only human lecturer here, Gu Jingyun's face was almost wrinkled into a bun.

He sat on the podium with a cold face and closed his eyes to rest his mind. He didn't express any opinion on the noisy voices in the audience. It's only 55:5, and the class will start in [-] minutes. It's just a pity that we can't see the phoenix today. .

Just thinking about it, there was a "squeak", and the door next to the podium was opened from the outside, and a man in a black military uniform walked in.

Bai Ren raised his hand and looked at his watch, heaved a sigh of relief, "Fortunately, I'm not late."

Gu Jingyun glanced at him sideways, and said in a cool tone, "How can a human being like Captain Bai come to class?"

Bai Ren stretched out his hand, pointed to the top of his head, and blinked innocently, "It's not that I want to come to class, but this ancestor."

The monsters and Gu Jingyun followed his line of sight to look at the top of his head, gasped and fell silent.

I saw a palm-sized ice-blue little phoenix lying on the soft black hair, with two small wings hanging on both sides, a gorgeous tail hanging down the back of Bai Ren's head, and the phoenix's head buried in a pile of hair. Between the silk, sleep soundly.

Gu Jingyun pointed at him, and said after a long time: "...you don't know... just let it stay on your head all night?"

Bai Ren wanted to nod his head, but when he thought about the phoenix on his head, he held back immediately, and said with a painful expression on his face: "My neck is almost stiff!"

Gu Jingyun said quietly: "You can wake it up."

Bai Ren sighed, "I don't want to die yet."

Gu Jingyun looked envious and jealous, "Put it on my head."

Bai Ren glanced at him contemptuously: "What do you know, the phoenix is ​​a divine beast after all, putting it on my head can make my hair better and make me smarter."

Gu Jingyun: "..."

I have seen shameless ones, but I have never seen such shameless ones, and I put gold on my face.

Bai Ren ignored him directly, holding onto the sleeping phoenix, he came to the middle position under the silent sight of a group of monsters, and the monsters there automatically gave way to him, allowing him to sit in the middle without hindrance. As soon as he sat down, there was a large area around him instantly, and the monsters would rather be crowded together than approach him...or in front of the Phoenix, which is enough to witness how intimidating His Majesty the Demon God is.

Bai Ren scanned the surroundings, raised the corners of his lips and laughed, "In the past, there were at most a dozen monsters attending the class, but today they are quite full. There is almost no room in this classroom."

Monsters, you look at me, I look at you, Qiqi suffocated and said nothing.

They discussed it for a day, and originally planned to change the money to be lazy and not go out to work. After all, there are only so many monsters left now. It is impossible for His Majesty the Demon God to kill them all. However, In the night, I heard that His Majesty the Demon God slapped the keel of a real dragon at the level of the Demon Emperor, and it became a disused ice dragon. It is still trapped in the ice and cannot get out. They all trembled. Suddenly realized——His Majesty the demon god can indeed not kill them, but he can make their life worse than death.

This time, the monsters who were still lazy and continued to be lazy suddenly didn't dare to slack off. They all came out to listen to the lecture one by one. As long as they passed the assessment, they could get a human ID card and go out to work and earn money. Stay in the mountains any longer, maybe tomorrow it will become a dish on the table.

Just as they were thinking about things, the stereo in the classroom suddenly sounded a piercing bell - class is over.

The sharp bell rumbled in the entire classroom, and the humming echoed continuously. All the monsters and humans changed their faces and turned their heads in an instant. of Phoenix.

The palm-sized little phoenix rubbed its head impatiently in its fluffy hair, but the bell still kept ringing, it gave a low "chirp", turned over... hula la from the top of its head rolled down.

Bai Renyan quickly stretched out his hand, almost caught the Phoenix in his hand before it hit the ground, held his breath and stared at this little Phoenix with its belly up, which seemed to be a sign of awakening.

The ringing has never stopped, and no one deliberately made it stop or prevented the ringing from reaching the ears. Everyone knows that His Majesty the Demon God is coming to class by himself. If you miss class, it is estimated that it will be remembered for a lifetime.

The little phoenix's pointed beak opened and closed a few times, and its small white jade claws kicked in mid-air. After kicking for a long time, it couldn't hit the ground. A piece of ice came out, her little paws stepped on the ice, her belly turned up, her head tilted, and she fell asleep again.

White Blade: "..."

Gu Jingyun: "..."

Monsters: "..."

Bai Ren had no choice but to call softly: "Lan, class is on!"

Little Phoenix fell asleep and ignored him.

Bai Ren stretched out a finger to rub its belly, and his voice slightly aggravated, "It's time for class, all the teachers are here!"

Little Phoenix's eyelids moved, and soon fell silent again.

Bai Ren took a deep breath, and used his final trump card: "Your little Tuantuan was run away by the weasel phoenix!"

Monsters & Gu Jingyun: "..."

Weasel Phoenix?What the hell?

Before they could figure it out, the moment the voice fell, the little phoenix, which was still unshakable, turned over suddenly, its wings soared into the sky, and the ice-blue flames on its body suddenly ignited, causing everyone to panic. Under his gaze... he turned into a handsome man.

He was still wearing the phoenix brocade pattern robe, standing in front of Bai Ren with slightly squinted eyes, staring at the person in front of him sharply, he paused every word, almost gnashing his teeth, "Weasel Phoenix?"

White Blade: "..."

I knew I was going to suffer.