My followers have invincibility written all over their faces

When I dragged the unconscious Arreci back to the guest room, what I saw was a very shocking scene.

Jotaro, Kakyoin, and Abdel, these three people still maintain the same posture as they watched the live broadcast of "Listening to Bobu Telling the Story of Naples", sitting on the bed crowded together, holding hands, head to head, if It would be too good a picture if they weren't in their current body shape and returned to their adult form.

—if they don't return to their adult form in their current size.

Kakyoin and Abdel yelled and jumped off the bed, and Kakyoin was even more embarrassed because he forgot his pants in the DIO Demon Mansion. Fortunately, his green school uniform was very long and it was enough to wear it as a skirt.Jotaro bent his legs silently, curled up at the foot of the bed and pretended he didn't know anything.

"Okay, it looks like you've recovered." I threw Arresi to the ground, "Then we should be able to discuss how to deal with this guy, right?"

Kakyoin blushed, and said a little shyly, "Lixiang, can you, can you go out for a while..."

I glanced at him who seemed to be wearing a green dress, and tried to make myself look calm: "Okay, then I'll go out first."

Jotaro also jumped off the bed suddenly: "I'll go outside and wait."

Abdel was a little surprised: "Wait a minute, Jotaro, you have lived with Kakyoin for so long, why do you want to avoid suspicion—"

Kakyoin quickly covered his mouth: "Avoid suspicion, definitely avoid suspicion, Jotaro, get out soon!"

Jotaro silently turned his hands away and gestured to Kakyoin: Good brother!

Kakyoin nodded resolutely: That must be done!Come on, brother!

Me: ... are you young or not, you two!

Even so, Jotaro and I went outside the door and waited.Jotaro's shoes were too big and he didn't know where they fell, so now he is stepping on the corridor outside the hotel with bare feet.I looked at the cool tiles on the floor of the corridor, looked at Jotaro's big bare feet, and asked awkwardly, "...can you still get the shoes back?"

Jotaro put his hands in his pockets, and looked down at his feet: "Call the old man later to help me buy another pair."

"Well." I coughed dryly, "Also, do you want to make another phone call with Mrs. He Li later? Just now when you were a child, the call with her was a bit sloppy, and you said some childish things..."

Jotaro knowingly asked, "What childish words?"

I pretended not to care and looked at the ceiling: "That's right, it's about getting married when I grow up..."

Jotaro said with emotion: "It seems that I, who became a child, also understand what I want."

I flew up and punched him in the chest: "Pay attention, your guy's cool guy avatar is about to collapse!!!"

Jotaro stretched out his big hand to block my fist indifferently, and wrapped it directly into his palm: "What was I like in front of you before, wouldn't I say something to make you happy?"

"Jotaro is more about embodying gentleness in action!" I emphasized, "Always pay attention to my state, rush out to protect me if something is wrong, and switch the spiritual base to make me happy. Although occasionally he will say something Strange words...but they are all within my acceptable range!"

Jotaro: "Okay, learned, I will work harder next time."

Me: "I'm not teaching you to chase after me!!!"

My hand was still being held by him, he was really strong, I couldn't break free for a while, so I turned around angrily, praying that Kakyoin would finish changing my pants soon.

"...Hey, Fujimaru."

"what?"

"Then I..." Jotaro asked, "Is there anything left that I haven't had time to do?"

I opened my mouth and wanted to say "confession", but when I thought that this Jotaro would almost write "be my girlfriend" on his face, I swallowed the words again.

—Wait, there are indeed a few things I've always wanted to see Jotaro do.

"Yes!" I said, "He promised to sing to me earlier."

Jotaro cleared his throat: "What song?"

My eyes lit up strangely: "KissKissKiss by Daisuke Ono!"

Jotaro: "...Huh? What song is that?"

I immediately pulled his hand over and shook it: "It doesn't matter if you haven't heard it before, I can teach you! Come on, put your arms across your chest with me, then shake your wrist, and sing: Babykisskisskisskiss今すぐ抱きしめればLonely Girl—— "

Jotaro: ...?

He didn't seem to understand, but he sang along with me stiffly: "Babykisskisskisskiss..."

I couldn't help but smirk when I heard it, and I didn't forget to remind him: "You must shake your hands, yes, shake them! Then you should have a more charming expression, squint your eyes, bite your lips, and brush your hair——"

Jotaro narrowed his eyes according to my instructions, bit his lower lip hard as if threatening others, and bared a row of upper teeth, exposing the canine teeth.

"You look like you're here to fight, not to seduce girls!" I laughed so hard, "No, no, no, that's what people do—raise a little bit of your chin, squint your eyes, bite your lower lip, and then Stretch your hand to the other side and brush your hair!"

Jotaro pointed out: "You do these movements like a child imitating an adult."

"Because I'm only 16 years old!" I said, "But you must do it differently! Come on, stick out two thumbs, and then shake up and down in front like this..."

Jotaro moved with a deadpan expression, like a programmed puppet.

"Next is the moment to witness the miracle!" I put my hand in the pose of a gun and "bang" at him: "Now, you have been shot by me! You will fall down!"

Jotaro blinked for no reason, then closed his eyes and leaned back against the wall, pretending to be shot.

I imitated the classic passage in the MV of "kisskisskiss", first pretending to be shocked and screaming, then as if thinking of something, I covered my mouth with my hands and blew a kiss heavily.

"Chirp!"

In the MV, a group of women surrounded Daisuke Ono and blew kisses. Since I was the only one here, I had to send out a few more: "Jiujiujiujiu-"

Jotaro opened his eyes: "What are you doing?"

I was a little annoyed: "You can't just open it like this now! You have to slowly open your eyes like Sleeping Beauty—"

Jotaro said innocently, "But you keep blowing me kisses, I want to see what's going on."

I'm going to be defeated by him: "No, no, you close your eyes, and after a while you hear me chirping for a long time, then slowly, slowly open your eyes like a Sleeping Beauty."

Jotaro let out an "oh" and closed his eyes again.

So I started to imitate the girl in the MV and blew kisses to him heavily, deliberately making a loud "chirp, chirp, chirp" sound.

"Well, Tatsuka, Jotaro, are you two...?"

My kiss got stuck half way through.

Joseph and Spietwagen, who had recovered, stood dumbfounded on the other side of the corridor, watching me blow kisses to Jotaro who was leaning against the wall, and the door of the guest room next to him opened at some point , Kakyoin and Abdel popped out two heads and stared at us with burning eyes.

"It's okay, you can continue." Abdel said enthusiastically, "Young people, I can understand."

I immediately jumped up: "No, no, no, I can explain! Just now I was imitating a MV—"

"What kind of MV will make girls blow kisses to another person like crazy?" Joseph scratched his head, "Oh, Japanese girls are just too shy, and they can think of any excuses to cover up their liking."

"No! I don't have one!" I was so desperate, "This is indeed the MV plot of "3K"!!!"

Jotaro opened his eyes and said solemnly, "Well, indeed, just now Fujimaru asked me to sing."

I felt like I had found my saviour: "Right! Right! Actually, we were just singing, right!"

Joseph shook his head and sighed: "Jotaro, do you still remember what I taught you? At this time, you must keep your heart and never be led away by women!"

Jotaro: "No."

I frantically tugged on his jacket: "Whoa! We were really singing in a normal way just now, and we weren't doing anything unhealthy!"

I don't think I'll be able to wash it off if I really jumped into the Nile.

"Alright, alright, now that everyone is back, let's go and see that Arlesi guy. Just now, Abdel and I tied him up and stuffed him in the closet, and now he can't use shadows to attack Right now." Kakyoin came out to smooth things over at this time, "Speaking of which, Polnareff hasn't come back yet?"

"Ah, Polnareff is still chasing his lover." Joseph waved his hands and took the lead into the room, "Polnareff is about to leave the order, Jotaro, you have to work harder. !"

Jotaro pressed down on the brim of his hat: "Yeah, yeah."

Me: "There's no need to answer at this time, really."

We opened the closet door, and Spietwagen turned off all the lights in the room. Alessi was tied up with sheets by Kakyoin and Abdel, curled up in the closet with a miserable appearance, and his nosebleeds still remained on his face.

"Grandpa, grandpa, gentlemen, please forgive me! I only collect money to do things, I don't intend to harm you!" Arresi immediately began to beg for mercy without integrity, "Please spare my life, please spare me Die!"

Joseph rubbed his chin: "Well, this guy is really a softie. But we can't just let him go so easily. How should we deal with it?"

I had a sudden thought: "Wait, I heard from Diego, who has been in contact with the 'sacred body' in Chaldea, that the 'sacred body' also has the function of transferring the ability of the substitute. Can we take away his ability of the substitute? transferred to someone else?"

"You mean, to transfer his 'God of Seth' to you or Mr. Spietwagen?" Joseph thought. "It's a good idea indeed! Then do it!"

Alessi: "No, wait, wait! You call me a people's hero when you need me, and deprive me of my double when you don't need me. You guys have broken consciences!!!"

Me: "Huh? But our Master of Chaldea has no conscience, hehe."

Spietwagen took the sacred body and ruthlessly smashed it down towards Aresi.

Sorry, in the future, you will never receive the pennant again.

Farewell, People's Hero Arresi!

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【Kujo Jotaro Diary】

1988-X month-X day

Today I learned a new song called "KissKissKiss".

The melody is nice, but the dance moves feel weird and shameful.Lixiang said that Daisuke Ono, the singer of this song, danced like this. I think that Daisuke Ono is a bit pitiful.

When I was singing and doing dance moves, Lixiang smiled very happily.

Ah, I wish she could smile like that more often.She is so cute.

... oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

... oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

艶めく世界にMyohmy

Hitomi ga fuck ru Fantasy——