My followers have invincibility written all over their faces

Joseph decided to divide us into two groups, and the adults went to Cairo to search for the whereabouts of "God of Seth" Alessi. This guy has a weird hairstyle, so it shouldn't be hard to find.And I am in charge of staying in the hotel to take care of the children.

But before they go, we have one more task to do, which is to help Kakyoin and Jotaro to call their mother.

Ordinary telephones in this era cannot make international long-distance calls. If you want to call the Kakyoin family and the Kujo family in Japan, you need to pay at the hotel front desk.Fortunately, this hotel belongs to the SPW consortium, and all our expenses here can be reimbursed (I feel more and more that this is a public-funded trip). He carefully pressed the keys on the phone with his chubby little hands.

"...5, 3,0, [-], all right." After dialing the number, Xiaohua Jingyuan held the receiver with both hands, waiting for the beeping sound of the phone to finish.

"—Hi, hello, this is the Kakyoin family."

A gentle female voice sounded, Xiaohua Jingyuan immediately shouted: "Mom!"

Kakyoin's mother was stunned: "Dianming? Is it Dianming?"

"Mom, it's me, it's Xiaonian!" Kakyoin said.

"Where have you been all this time? Why did your voice turn into a child? Some people from the SPW consortium contacted us and said that you are in Cairo now, why are you in Cairo?!"

"I'm sorry mom, I'm playing outside now, and I'll go home after I settle the matter." Xiaohua Jingyuan said softly, "Don't worry about me, now I have very good uncles and sisters by my side to take care of me."

Kakyoin's mother quickly gave the phone to Kakyoin's father. The family gave a lot of advice, and Xiao Huajingin listened very carefully. My arms were a little sore from hugging. .”

"It's really troublesome for you." I was relieved, and after handing Hana Kyoin, who was still on the phone, to Polnareff's arms, Jotarou-chan held my hand, as if he had something to say.I bent down, and he came close to my ear and whispered, "There is a sister over there who has been watching us for a long time."

I looked in the direction of his little finger, and found that there was indeed an Egyptian woman with long brown hair staring at us blankly. I was puzzled, and whispered to Jotaro: "Maybe she thinks Jotaro is too cute, so I can't bear it." Can't stop looking at you a few more times?"

Little Jotaro shook his head: "It's not me she's looking at, but this big brother with silver hair."

Polnareff turned his back to the woman, hugged Xiaohua Kyoin and asked him to continue calling home, oblivious to the gaze behind him.

"Let's go ask." I squeezed the palm of little Jotaro's fleshy palm, and he nodded: "Okay!"

Seeing me approaching with Jotaro by the hand, the woman lowered her head nervously and flusteredly.Judging from my combat experience, this big sister has no killing intent on her body, nor does she look like an enemy.

"Hello." I asked as gently as possible, "Is this lady a tourist too?"

The eldest sister blushed and replied, "Yes, I'm from Thebes, and I plan to walk around in Cairo."

"So you are a native of Egypt." Seeing her like this, I had a guess in my heart, "Then, do you know Mr. Polnareff over there?"

"Polnareff?" She didn't react when she heard the name, so I said, "That muscular French guy with the silver hair and the braces."

"So his name is Polnareff..." The eldest sister whispered his name twice, "Actually, the story that happened to me was a bit magical, and I still can't believe it to this day."

The stupid hair on the top of my head suddenly shook like a "gossip radar", I quickly hugged Jotaro and sat down on the sofa next to my big sister, and said enthusiastically: "It doesn't matter, no matter how outrageous things are, there will be an explanation The reason, tell me!"

The eldest sister hesitated again and again, grabbed her skirt and pondered for a moment, and then slowly told the story that happened in Thebes.

She went out that day as usual, but found a silver-haired little boy with a forehead injury and bleeding, who seemed to be about 4 years old.The eldest sister felt that it was not good to let such a child run around, so she took the little boy home, bandaged his wound and took a bath.

But while she was taking a bath, a man broke into her house, and she lost consciousness at that time. In a dim way, she felt that the little boy hugged her, desperately resisting the intruder , and wrestled with that adult.When the eldest sister finally woke up, the little boy and the intruder had disappeared, but her house still had signs of the battle, and there was an earring on the ear of the silver-haired boy.

The eldest sister chased out of the house, but there was no trace of the boy.But at that moment, Polnareff passed her by. The elder sister always felt that this man was very familiar, and he had exactly the same silver hair as that boy, and he also wore the same earrings as him.

"However, he said that we have never met him. He is a traveler, and he will never come back here again. Let me forget him quickly." The eldest sister lowered her head, "But I will never forget it. How could I forget..."

"So you've started traveling too?" I guessed.

The elder sister nodded slightly.

Kotaro said with a serious face, "I understand."

I couldn't hold back, and pinched his baby-fat face: "What did Jotaro understand?"

"Polnareff got smaller like us, and then met Big Sister. After defeating the bad guy who made him smaller, Polnareff turned back, but he had more important things to do— ——Papa said that a hero is like this, carry everything on his own and go on alone!" Jotaro clenched his fists, his eyes sparkled, "So he had no choice but to give up his love for his children and go back to continue his adventure. It's so cool!"

I was so angry that I stretched out my hand and pulled his face away from both sides: "This is not cool! When you grow up, you are not allowed to be a lonely hero just to look handsome, do you hear me?!"

Little Jotaro was pinched by me, trying to utter a vague voice: "No, I won't want Lixiang! I will tell my mother in a while that I want Lixiang to be my bride!"

The eldest sister couldn't help but let out a "poof" laugh.

"Is this your brother? He's so cute." The eldest sister said with a smile.

My face was a little red: "It can be said that..."

"No, no, I want to marry Lixiang!"

I was almost speechless: "Where did you hear this..."

"Grandpa said, grandpa said that when he sees a girl he likes, he should go forward to the ground and let her be his bride!"

I glared at Joseph, who was lying next to Spietwagen, like a knife: "This guy doesn't teach children anything!"

It seemed that the call from Xiaohua Jingyuan was over, so I suddenly had an idea, pulled my eldest sister and rushed to the front desk: "Since you want to solve the relationship problem, why don't you just ask the master! Find out who the little boy was? What's going on! Because this guy's journey is over, and he can't go anywhere!"

"Varied--"

"Hello, Polnareff!"

Polnareff was still talking to Xiaohua Jingin just now, and when I called his name, he turned around with a smile: "What's the matter?"

"There's a big sister here who says she knows you!"

Polnareff was still laughing: "Oh, someone in Cairo also knows me? Is it a beautiful woman? Let me see—"

The moment he saw the big sister, Polnareff's face turned red miraculously. I quickly took Hana Kyoin, who didn't quite understand the situation, from his arms, and then, like Jotaro, assisted the dead Polnareff, who was as tall as a piece of wood, pushed away: "Go, go, talk to the side, remember to talk thoroughly! Dianming, brother ** and this big sister like each other, you stare at them, let them Get back together, can it be done?"

Xiaohua Jingyuan gave me a high-five seriously: "Dianming can do it!"

I patted his head: "Go, come on, little knight of Kakyoin!"

Xiaohua Jingyuan immediately stepped forward seriously, and said in a childlike voice: "Brother **, big sister, you two get back together soon!"

I snickered and hugged Jotaro, and dragged the phone on the counter: "Come on, it's time for Jotaro to call."

Kotaro shouted the first second the phone was connected: "Mom!!! I want to marry Lixiang!!!"

I was so scared that I almost let go: "Little ancestor, take it easy!"

Kotaro said in the second sentence: "Grandpa agrees!!! We will get married as soon as we return to Japan!!!"

Me: "I don't agree!!!"

Mrs. He Li: "...Ah, that's really great! Mom will cook red bean rice and wait for you to come back!"

Me: "Wait a minute, Mrs. Holly, things don't work like this—!"

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After finally explaining the ins and outs to Mrs. Holly, I returned to the hotel room with my three children exhausted.After listening to the whole process of our phone call, Joseph happily went to find Alessi with Spietwagen.And Polnareff was ordered not to take a walk outside with his eldest sister for an hour and not to come back.

As a matchmaker for the first time, I was still a little uneasy about my matchmaking ability.

The three of Jotaro and the others are relatively quiet and good children. Although their memories have returned to the state of children due to the double attack, they still vaguely remember that the people around them are their good friends, so the three of them The two quickly played together without any grievances.

As the king of children, I have to take my three children to pass the time during the time when the adults are out.So I turned on the TV first, planning to find a children's channel to divert their attention.However, the things shown on the Egyptian TV station obviously couldn't take care of the other two Japanese children present at the same time, and Abdel watched it with gusto.

So I had to urgently seek help from Chaldea.

"But none of us have any experience with children!" Dr. Roman was a little mad, "Da Vinci, Da Vinci, do we have children's programs in our database?"

Da Vinci: "...No."

At this time, it was Bugarati, who was shining with the brilliance of motherhood, who stood up!

"Let me do it." He had a smile on his face that children would love at a glance, "Speaking of which, I'm quite good at telling stories to children."

It's Mama Bugarati! ! !

I quickly turned on the projection function of the wristband, nestled on the bed with the three children, and listened to the Italian story told by Mama Bucciarati.

Little Jotaro insisted on getting into my arms, so I had no choice but to imitate Katz and embrace the three children like a mother hen.

"Listening to Boo Boo's Naples Story, Speaker: Bruno Bugarati. Assistant: Giorno Giovanna."

A hand that was obviously Giorno raised a whiteboard with a title written on it from under the projection, and a little ladybug was drawn with stick figures in the corner.

"In faraway Europe, there is a place called Naples. The people there are simple and warm, friendly and hospitable, good at singing and dancing. Their favorite thing to do is to perform Yangko..."

Giorno switched the whiteboard, and a group of men in strange costumes dancing intoxicatedly were drawn on the whiteboard.For some reason, I also saw Sisar in it.This stick figure of Caesar is also holding a wrench in his hand.

Little Abdel raised his head and asked, "What is Yangko?"

Me: "...it is a form of folk art, it's like 'New Year comes in the first month, the first day of the new year—' so?"

Although the beginning is very strange, this is a very orthodox story of the brave fighting the devil.Our protagonist is called "GIOGIO", he is a boy who aspires to become "Yangko Star".In order to defeat the pink moldy octopus king wearing a fishnet suit, he formed a guard team with his companions to collect clues everywhere in an attempt to find out the pink moldy octopus king.

The children were fascinated. When it was said that everyone was going to the Roman Colosseum to find the upgrade item "Bug Arrow", Xiaohua Jingyuan still held my hand tightly because of nervousness.

"That Chocrat is so scary..." Xiaohua Jingyuan said.

Little Jotaro said loudly: "Don't be afraid, GIOGIO and Boo Boo will definitely defeat them!"

Little Abdel put his hands together: "May Allah bless GIOGIO and Boob."

At this moment, there was a knock on the door of the guest room.I took off the bracelet and let the children continue to listen: "I'll open the door, Buccarati, you continue to talk."

The children were immersed in the story, and I saw the three of them listening to the story with shining eyes, and felt that Arlesi had actually done a good deed.

I thought so, and then came to the door of the guest room: "Who is it?"

"Miss, room service." A deliberately lowered voice came from outside the door.

Me: "...Don't think that I haven't heard Masahiro Onosaka use other voices for roles."

The person outside the door: "Huh?"

I cleared my throat: "Ah, all right. Then you come in."

Before the voice fell, I immediately turned the doorknob, the person outside the door didn't even see my face clearly, I had already punched him in the face——

"Eura!!!"

Alessi, who was disguised as a waiter, was punched by me until the bridge of his nose was broken, and his nose bleeds profusely: "Why, why did you know it was me—"

I stepped forward and punched him twice in the face again: "Because I've seen Hetalia too! Also, the little Ke next to Sakura's voice is like this when he grows up! That's also Onosaka Chang also voiced it!"

At the last second before losing consciousness, Aresi murmured in pain: "So...you... anime nerds... are really difficult to deal with..."

I raised my chin: "What do you think happened to our manga house?!"

Alessi didn't answer, and he couldn't answer.

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【Kujo Jotaro Diary】

1988-X month-X day

My name is Jotaro Kujo and I am 5 years old.Ideal is to be an adventurer and marry Lixiang!

[A crooked stick figure of myself in a black dress holding a big sword and an orange-haired girl in a white dress]