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This is too bad!

Daoist Lingzhen looked sympathetic.

But Zhao Ye asked: "I heard Mr. Zhang just said that you are working as an architect in the logistics park in the town?"

Zhang Gaoming was stunned: "Yes."

Zhao Ye said with a smile: "The salary should be very good, how can I earn 20 or [-] a year!"

Zhang Gaoming was a little proud: "Almost."

Then he seemed to remember something, his face changed slightly, but he still said in a good voice: "Don't worry, as long as the Taoist priest can help me solve this matter, I will report it again afterwards."

Apparently Zhang Gaoming thought that Zhao Ye was implying that he should pay more generously.

He secretly spurned him, he didn't expect that people nowadays are so philistine, even the so-called monks are like this.

Zhao Ye smiled, but didn't answer.

Yin marriage is also called dark marriage and ghost marriage. In the old days, people were generally superstitious in the feng shui of the cemetery, thinking that the appearance of a lonely grave would affect the prosperity of the offspring of the family, so yin marriage began to prevail.

However, yin marriages are common between men and women, and this is the first time even Daoist Master Lingzhen has heard of people like Zhang Gaoming.

This is probably... the progress of the times!

The yin marriage ceremony is much simpler than the wedding between living people. There are only three processes: marriage, marriage, and marriage.

Putting means that the married party gives the bride price to the married party.

Zhao Ye said: "Since those two male ghosts came to the door, it means that the previous two procedures have been completed. According to your description, they should come to marry you tonight."

As if Zhang Gaoming was struck by lightning, he said anxiously, "Then what should we do now?"

Zhao Ye said: "If the marriage can be booked, then of course it can be withdrawn. Who owns the dowry they gave?"

Zhang Gaoming gritted his teeth: "It's in Zhang Da's hands."

Zhao Ye: "Then let me run with you."

Priest Lingzhen couldn't join in the fun last time, and wanted to go with him this time, so he tried to entrust the Qingchuan temple to Aunt Liu and other believers to take care of it.

Zhang Da is now living with his parents in a small town next to Songshi City. Because Zhang Gaoming owns a car, he saves a lot of trouble.

Mrs. Zhang is located on the edge of the town. It is a three-story building with a large frontage below it, and it is leased to a family to open a furniture store.

It was already afternoon when the group of people arrived, and Zhang Da happened to drive back from drinking outside. When he saw Zhang Gaoming, he shrunk his neck subconsciously, and the fat on his face trembled.

He laughed along with him: "Gao Ming."

Zhang Gaoming went up and beat Zhang Da hard.

He beat and scolded: "I'm not sorry for you. You said you didn't want to stay in the village to farm, so I paid for you to build a house in the town. Just renting out the facade is enough for you to eat and drink. You Said that your legs and feet are inconvenient, so I bought you a car for transportation... Am I not good enough for you, you want to hurt me like this?"

Zhang Da wailed in pain, but no matter how much he begged for mercy, Zhang Gaoming refused to stop.

When the nearby children heard the movement, they gathered around one after another, and no one knew who shouted: "Come and see, Wu Dalang beat Zhu Bajie!"

Immediately, even the adults onlookers burst into laughter.

Zhao Ye frowned.

Zhang Da was really in pain. Seeing that Zhang Gaoming still refused to stop, he was immediately annoyed. He tried his best to break away from Zhang Gaoming's hand that was restraining him, and said harshly: "Zhang Gaoming, don't go too far, don't even think about it. Without me, you can have today..."

"boom!"

A look of disgust flashed in Zhang Gaoming's eyes, and he kicked Zhang Da's stomach.

"you--"

Zhang Da knelt on the ground clutching his stomach, his face twisted into a ball in pain.

"What are you doing?"

The lame Zhang father finally arrived.

This farce finally came to an end.

After entering the room, Zhang Gaoming asked directly: "Say, where are the things?"

Zhang Da covered the wound on his face, and pointed angrily at a small pile of things in the corner.

Yin wedding dowry is also particular about, usually half of the real money and food, the other half is paperwork.

Now the paper work has been burned, and the money has been spent, leaving only half a box of apples and a bunch of wedding cakes.

Zhang Gaoming had blue veins popping out of his forehead, resisting the urge to beat up Zhang Da again, and said, "Master Daoist, what should I do now?"

Zhao Ye said: "Make up everything, and prepare an apology."

"apologize?"

Zhao Ye meant that he still had to apologize to those two male ghosts?

Zhang Gaoming frowned, he hoped that Zhao Ye could directly help him kill those two male ghosts who humiliated him.

Zhao Ye told the truth: "Originally, you had one man and two marriages, and you bullied others first. It's already very good if they don't pursue it. Now you want to regret the marriage, why don't you make some compensation?"

Zhang Gaoming looked humiliated, and then gave Zhang Da a hard look.

There is a paper shop in the town, but it's a pity that there are too few items. Even if Zhang Gaoming wraps up all the items, Zhao Ye still feels that they are not enough.

Seeing Zhang Gaoming spend more than 1 yuan all at once, Zhang Da was very distressed. He said loudly: "So many things are not enough, don't you work with the owner of the paper shop?"

The face of the owner of the paper shop who was so happy at first turned black.

Zhao Ye ignored him, and just said to Zhang Gaoming: "Don't prepare more things, I'm afraid the other party won't agree to divorce, and then things will be troublesome."

All of a sudden, Zhang Gaoming's face was darker than that of the paper shop owner.

Zhang Gaoming had no choice but to go to the county again, and only then did he meet Zhao Ye's requirement to buy two truckloads of joss stick paperwork.

Zhao Ye expressed his satisfaction, and said, "Okay, now go to your house to get your marriage certificate, and wait for those two male ghosts to appear. It stands to reason that you are already married to someone, so naturally you can't enter into a marriage contract with someone else." , with a marriage certificate, it will be easier to negotiate with them."

Zhang Gaoming immediately said: "Good!"

Then Zhao Ye looked at Zhang Da: "You are also with us."

"what?"

Zhang Da hurriedly shook his head: "I won't go!"

He didn't really believe in ghosts in this world at first, so he sold Zhang Gaoming's horoscope to the two families without any scruples. Now that Zhang Gaoming is really haunted by ghosts, he was immediately scared.

Zhao Ye looked at Zhang Da, but said to Zhang Gaoming: "You are the chief culprit, if you don't apologize to them, how can they regret the marriage willingly."

Zhang Gaoming's expression changed instantly, and he said angrily, "Are you going? If you don't go, you will never get a penny from me again."

Zhang Da gave in immediately.

Zhang Gaoming lived in a villa area in the city, and it happened to be evening when the group arrived.

Zhang Gaoming's wife Wu Jiayu happened to be at home.

Zhang Gaoming was taken aback: "Jia Yu, aren't you on a business trip?"

Looking at Wu Jiayu's slightly pale face, Zhang Gaoming immediately said, "Why is your complexion so bad? Is there something wrong?"

Wu Jiayu touched her lower abdomen subconsciously, then shook her head: "It's nothing, I'm just tired."

She said: "I've been having nightmares about what happened to you these days, so I was a little worried, so I came back early."

Hearing this, Zhang Gaoming couldn't help but his eyes lit up.

Daoist Lingzhen couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "This is probably the mutual understanding between husband and wife!"

As she spoke, Wu Jiayu's face pulled down, and the disgust in her eyes could hardly be concealed.

Because she saw Zhang Da.

It seems that Zhang Da's behavior of beating Qiufeng several times has indeed annoyed him.

She frowned: "What are you?"

Not to be outdone, Zhang Da made a cut, full of sarcasm.

Seeing this, Zhang Gaoming gave Zhang Da a hard look, and motioned him to restrain himself.

Then he turned around, he really didn't intend to tell Wu Jiayu about this, because it was too embarrassing.

But now that Wu Jiayu has bumped into her, it's hard to hide it from her.

He could only tell the ins and outs of the matter.

"what?"

Wu Jiayu looked panicked: "Then what should I do?"

Then, as if thinking of something, she said: "I know a master, and my father has a little friendship with him. I will call him now and ask him to come over."

"No need." Zhang Gaoming was very moved by Wu Jiayu's concern. He quickly stopped Wu Jiayu from taking out his mobile phone, and said, "I have invited two masters."

Then he introduced: "These two are the Taoist priests of Qingchuan Temple, and they both have real skills..."

He also told Wu Jiayu all about Zhao Ye's arrangements.

Wu Jiayu was stunned for a moment, and then quickly came back to his senses: "That's good, then I will ask the two priests."

Zhao Ye glanced at her and nodded.

Zhang Gaoming asked again: "By the way, Jia Yu, where did you put our marriage certificate, it will be useful later."

Wu Jiayu clenched the phone in her hand and said, "Just put it in the closet, and I'll get it for you."

Zhang Gaoming: "Okay."

After about ten minutes, Wu Jiayu came out of the room with her marriage certificate.

Zhang Gaoming took the marriage certificate and asked casually, "Why have you been here for so long?"

Wu Jiayu said: "I misremembered the place, and it took me a long time to find it."

Then Zhao Ye gave each of them a talisman and told them: "This talisman can protect you from being hurt by ghosts."

Zhang Gaoming subconsciously clenched the amulet in his hand.

What followed was a long wait.

"Did you hear any sound?" Daoist Lingzhen said suddenly.

Everyone subconsciously pricked up their ears.

"It seems to be the sound of suona." Zhao Chenxing said.

Zhao Ye glanced at his phone, it was midnight.

The cheerful suona sound was getting closer and closer, Taoist Master Lingzhen opened the curtain to take a look.

I saw thick fog rising outside the house at some point.

In the dense fog, two wedding parties suddenly appeared, like they were filming an ancient costume TV series, led by two male ghosts riding tall horses, dressed in red wedding clothes, with a big white flower on their chests...

One of them is a water ghost, with wet body, long hair and baldness in the middle, and the other has a pair of cross-eyed.

Gradually, the two welcoming teams merged into one, and the two ghosts even exchanged greetings.

"It's them, they really came!" Zhang Gaoming looked terrified.

Soon, the welcoming team stopped in front of the gate of the villa.

Immediately afterwards, a ghost matchmaker held a marriage letter in her hand and read: "Marriage of three surnames, a contract under one roof. A good match will last forever, and the marriage will have the same name... so that the alliance of red leaves will be recorded in the mandarin tree."

After reading, she shouted: "The bride is going out!"

"Taoist?" Zhang Gaoming subconsciously looked at Zhao Ye.

Zhao Ye only said: "Open the door."

Seeing that the door was opened, the two male ghosts immediately stepped forward, looked at Zhang Gaoming, and almost said in unison: "Honey, we are here to pick you up."

Zhang Gaoming's face was livid: "Get out, I never promised to marry you, and I'm already married."

With that said, he took out his marriage certificate.

The two male ghosts didn't take it seriously: "We already knew this, and if you marry a wife, it doesn't prevent us from marrying you!"

Master Lingzhen: "..."

This logic, absolutely!

"Ahem." Zhao Ye interjected, "Don't you know that bigamy is illegal? Co-wife is even more immoral."

The two male ghosts reacted instantly: "What do you mean?"

Zhang Gaoming immediately said: "My family did this without telling me. I don't even know about it. As long as you are willing to divorce, I will not only compensate you in full for your losses, but also give you two extra carts of incense sticks and paper work." As an apology."

The two male ghosts looked in the direction Zhang Gaoming was pointing at, and there was a flash of longing in their eyes, but then they seemed to think of something, they looked back with difficulty, and said loudly: "Break the engagement? Impossible, we waited 100 years It took many years to finally find someone who is willing to marry us, if we miss this marriage, with our looks, it is impossible to find another person who is willing to marry us."

Master Lingzhen: These are two ghosts!

Zhang Gaoming was so angry that he could only ask Zhao Ye for help.

Zhao Ye narrowed his eyes.

The two male ghosts took a step back subconsciously: "What do you want to do, I tell you, we are all good ghosts, we have reported organ trafficking gangs, caught voyeurs in women's toilets, you can't do anything to us, otherwise we will run away Go to the Taoist Association to sue you."

"Since there is no way to negotiate," Zhao Ye said, "then grab the marriage certificate. It has your family's signatures on it, but you haven't worshiped yet, so as long as you destroy the marriage certificate, this marriage will not count."

Zhang Gaoming's eyes lit up, and he suddenly looked at the ghost matchmaker.

Then Daoist Lingzhen rushed out directly, he was just trying to see how much he had improved during this time.

The two male ghosts looked panicked: "Quick, stop him."

There were at least a hundred ghosts in the welcoming team, and they rushed towards Daoist Lingzhen immediately.

Seeing Master Lingzhen being submerged by the sea of ​​ghosts, the two male ghosts rushed towards Zhang Gaoming without doing anything.

Since Zhang Gaoming refused to submit, they had no choice but to be tough.

For example, snatch people back and cook raw rice directly.

Zhang Gaoming looked terrified, subconsciously raised his arms to block in front of him.

In the next second, the two male ghosts were sent flying by a golden light.

Zhang Gaoming came to his senses, looked at the talisman in his hand, first showed a trace of ecstasy, then seemed to think of something, and rushed directly to the ghost matchmaker.

The scene suddenly became chaotic.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for Zhang Gaoming to grab the marriage certificate.

Then he was thrown to the ground by a male ghost.

Only then did he realize that the amulet in his hand had been reduced to ashes due to overuse.

He was terrified, forced himself to calm down, and then made a decisive decision, throwing the marriage certificate at Zhao Ye.

Zhao Ye took the marriage letter, then grabbed Zhang Da who was hiding under the table, handed him a pen, and pointed to a blank space on the marriage letter: "Hurry up, sign and draw."

Zhang Da was terribly frightened, so naturally he would do whatever Zhao Ye said.

Then Zhao Ye rushed directly into the sea of ​​ghosts, rescued Zhang Gaoming, and gave him a pen as well: "If you want to destroy the marriage certificate, you still need to sign it."

Zhang Gaoming was so excited that he signed the marriage certificate without thinking too much.

Then Zhao Ye quickly walked to the desk, picked up a pen and began to write.

Seeing this scene, Wu Jiayu on the side seemed to have made up her mind, picked up a vase beside her, and slowly approached Zhao Ye.

Just when she walked behind Zhao Ye, out of the corner of her eye, she saw the marriage certificate in Zhao Ye's hand.

Then she trembled and slowly put down the vase in her hand.

After the last stroke was made, Zhao Ye tore the marriage letter in half without hesitation.

With a crisp sound, the chaotic scene fell silent in an instant.

Zhang Gaoming was ecstatic, the marriage certificate was ruined, and he could finally get rid of these two disgusting things.

"Bastard..." As if sensing something, the words of the two male ghosts stuck in their throats.

They looked at Zhao Ye, confused.

Satisfied, Zhao Ye showed the two parts of the marriage certificate to others: "Anyway, I don't advocate the immoral behavior of co-wives!"

Master Lingzhen: Is now the time to pay attention to this?

etc--

He fixed his eyes on it.

I only saw a part of the marriage letter on the left that said: One yang is moving at the beginning, the two surnames are harmonious, please three, have four beauties, the fifth generation advocates Fengdi, the six rites are completed, the seven sages are assembled, the eight notes are gathered, and the nine songs are Harmony, perfect mandarin mandarin and mandarin mandarin harmony.

The names of Shui Gui and Zhang Gaoming hang below.

On the right part of the marriage letter, the same congratulatory message was written, and the names hung below became Cross-Eyed Ghost and Zhang Da's.

Zhao Ye said with a smile: "One person, one wife, so it's not considered a joint wife!"

Master Lingzhen: "..."

What kind of flamboyant operation is this!

The author has something to say: Zhao Ye: My wife hasn't caught up with me yet, but I first proposed my wife to someone else!