I may have a fake CP

Qiao Ji was just a little confused at first, but soon he remembered who this "Feng Wan" was.

Feng Wan is also one of Bizhan's famous singers, and Qiao Ji was particularly impressed by him.This is because once a fan sent Qiao Ji a cover of Feng Wan's song in a private message on Weibo and asked him to "learn and learn".

Facing the page, Qiao Ji read the introduction several times to confirm the gender of "Feng Wan", and then he was outraged—he asked the fan angrily in the live broadcast that night: What do you think I should learn?If you want to listen to that kind of song, find someone who is willing to sing it for you, send it to me, what do you want me to learn?Is this interesting?

It was also at that time that his fans realized more deeply: this aspect is a minefield for straight men, and it must not be mentioned indiscriminately, and blowing hair is very scary——

It can be said that this also laid the root of the disaster for the subsequent "one-way focus on the three-month tragedy" =_=.

Qiao Ji's impression of Feng Wan was limited to "the person who sang the little yellow song with hundreds of thousands of views", but he didn't know that he still had friendship with Qian Xu, or even knew Qian Xu's YY channel.But this is not surprising, the circle of Biezhanchang is very small, although there are as many newcomers as people who submit articles every day, but those few people can always stand at the top of the list.Famous singers often have a cooperative chorus or something, which adds 1 to 1 popularity and increases mutually beneficially.

Although Qian Xu basically didn't sing with others in the past, and his personality was relatively cold, but his reputation is there, and his popularity in the circle is still very good, so it's not surprising that he met Feng Wan.

While Qiao Ji had figured this out, Qian Xu had already answered Feng Wan's words: "Let's play, I'm not on my YY, I'm on Zhiqiu's channel."

Feng Wan: "Huh? Zhiqiu?" He seemed to realize that there was another person in the studio until now, "Oh, I see. I saw the channel number."

"Hey, why can't I get in? Wow, you have a small room alone! You also have a password!"

In fact, this is a fact that the audience already knows. After all, Qian Xu put YY's page on the screen generously, but when Feng Wan mentioned it like this, the barrage suddenly changed its rhythm:

"Oh little room! Incredible"

"There is a password, hehehehe~"

"Little secret little secret, shhh—"

Qiao Ji's face became a little hot for no reason. At this time, he heard Qian Xu calling him, but he didn't hear it clearly. He thought that Qian Xu wanted him to come in later, so he simply unlocked the channel authority, and he could enter without a password. .The channel suddenly flooded with a large number of people, including Feng Wan of course.

Qian Xu said: "I originally wanted to say that the two of us can just go up...forget it."

He sighed casually, but Qiao Ji felt his face getting hotter.

The small channel does not have permission settings, Feng Wan has already jumped onto Mai Xu by herself, opened the microphone and said: "Wow you two! You still don't want me to come in, is there adultery?"

Qiao Ji quickly laughed and said, "How is it possible? That is, it may be more convenient to hang in a separate room when practicing songs in the future."

"Ah? Oh, did you guys read "What's the Matter of Being Intoxicated" before? I've been too busy recently, so I haven't had time to listen to it yet." Feng Wan's grinning voice was also soft, as if she was panting, "You guys in the future Do you want to sing together?"

Qiao Ji was just making excuses temporarily, but Feng Wan's questioning really caught him: No one said that this time the effect was good, and there will definitely be a next time. After all, it is impossible for a master like Qian Xu who manages everything every day. Lack of his popularity, so to speak, on the contrary, he himself is thick-skinned.

"Yeah." Unexpectedly, Qian Xu answered, "There should be more in the plan, and I'm already picking songs."

Qiao Ji said:? ? ?

When did it happen, how could he, one of the parties, not know at all?

"Wow——" Feng Wan said with exaggerated emotion, "Qian Xu, you didn't sing with me, even Cang Lian asked you, you said you were too lazy to get along, and you said you had adultery?"

"It's different." Qian Xu paused for a moment before continuing, "Zhiqiu's voice is more in line with mine. What should I sing with Cang Lian? Putting a horse pole?"

Regarding the "Cang Lian" mentioned by Feng Wan and Qian Xu, Qiao Ji also recognized it: Cang Lian is a tough male voice known for singing burning songs, with loud treble and strong bass. His activities are not limited to beep stations, and he has sung a Qiao Ji has always admired and even liked the theme songs of some web dramas.Unexpectedly, he also asked Qian Xu to sing in a chorus. It sounds like the two of them still have a close friendship. Should it be said that the friend of the great god is also a great god?

Cang Lian and Qian Xu sang "You are majestic and majestic, the man who sets the horse", and Qiao Ji couldn't help laughing out of the scene instantly.

The news revealed by Qian Xu finally brought the barrage back on track:

"What!! Will there be a chorus later!!"

"Ahhh that's great, please continue to cooperate!"

"That's right, you are a good match! (I say voice hehe"

"Don't try to cover it up upstairs, delete the brackets and delete them!"

"Hahahahaha Cang Lian lies down!"

"The one lying on the gun is clearly a harness 23333"

"Please sing xxxx next song! Please!"

"Then you don't want to sing with me?" Feng Wan said, "I found you with a song before, but you still say whether to sing it or not."

"Your song is too loud, I'm afraid of being banned." Qian Xu replied casually, and then said, "We're all here, do you want to sing a song?"

Many singers will take the initiative to sing a song or two when they are guests in other live broadcast rooms. On the one hand, they can enliven the atmosphere, and on the other hand, they can better integrate into the fan atmosphere of the live broadcast room.Sure enough, Feng Wan agreed without hesitation: "Okay." But he asked again, "Come with me, promise to sing a normal song, how about a smile?"

Qian Xu said: "Just sing, I'll go drink some water."

"No." Feng Wan's voice was a little unhappy, "You have sung so many songs with Zhiqiu, what's wrong with singing one with me?"

Ever since Feng Wan came in, the live broadcast room has almost become his home field. Qiao Ji hasn't turned on the microphone for a long time, and he started looking for snacks to eat. He didn't expect that he could be shot while lying down.

Glancing at the barrage, he was really watching the excitement and booing loudly:

"Scene at the Shura field, haha"

"Obviously I came first! Why did it become like this!"

"Feng Wanwan is jealous and eats so realistically hahahaha"

"Kill Doctor Bai!"

Like his singing style, Feng Wan's usual style of acting is quite "uninhibited". Anyway, there is a high degree of overlap between fans in the singing circle and the rotten girl circle.So he is good at this kind of jokes, he is not taboo about meat and vegetables, and there are more than a dozen of his various CPs in the circle alone, so now he is "eating jealousy" in a decent way, but few people take it seriously. He laughed and laughed.

"Don't mess around." Qian Xu smiled and said to him, "Then sing, but we can't sing alone, Zhiqiu is still here, choose a song that can be sung by three people."

The barrage immediately brushed up songs like "Threesome Tour", "He must love you very much", "Always very quiet", Qiao Ji couldn't bear to look straight at such songs as "forgiveness", and finally Feng Wan The song I volunteered to choose: "Then sing "Mountain Ghost". I haven't sung an ancient song for a long time."

Qiao Ji had listened to "Mountain Ghost" a few times before as a game BGM. After all, it was relatively famous. After a brief recollection, the melody seemed to be able to be sung. When Feng Wan suggested it, he agreed.

I didn't expect that it doesn't matter if you don't open the lyrics. Once you open it, Qiao Ji is confused:

Just look at the first sentence, "If there is someone like you", he knows each of the seven characters, but he doesn't know what they mean when they are connected together!

Not to mention the second sentence "I was taken by Xue Lixi", half of the seven words seem to be false!

But at this time, Feng Wan had already divided up the lyrics with quick eyes and hands, and posted them on YY's public screen. Qiao Ji saw that the first four lines at the beginning happened to be given to him!

He wanted to protest, but he pulled down the lyrics, and immediately shut up and became as quiet as a chicken—nothing else, there are only a lot of alien words below, it’s too late to listen to the original song again, why not Hurry up now for words that Baidu doesn't know, maybe you can get away with it!

Qian Xu waited for a while and said, "Is everything all right? I played the accompaniment? 3, 2, 1."

When he counted to one, Qiao Ji had just returned from Baidu. In order to look up the pronunciation of rare characters, he almost displayed a hand speed that he might not have been able to achieve in the game. Let out a breath in the prelude.

"If there is someone... on the mountain... ah"

Although I don't know what the meaning of the first sentence is, the words are fairly simple, so it should be no problem!

"Backing Xue Lixi...bringing a female dill"

Luckily, he found the two words 薜 (pi) and 芝 (li), and he also found the next sentence of "嘤 (di)". The first four sentences should be able to pass the test...

"Hahahahahahahaha! Zhiqiu, you made me laugh so hard hahahaha"

……Bar?

The fantasy bubble that was just a fluke was mercilessly burst by reality.

It was Feng Wan who opened the mic and laughed. After hearing the first two lines of Qiao Ji's singing, he couldn't help laughing out loud, out of breath: "Oh, my stomach hurts from laughing... Zhiqiu you Too 6 hahahahaha..."

Qiao Ji stopped at a loss, and asked in a daze, "Isn't it '薜(pi)芝(li)'? Isn't it right?"

"Yes, yes, yes! But that's not the question hahaha." Feng Wan said in a sad tone, "The first sentence is 'Mountain (e)' not 'Mountain', Shan' means the foot of the mountain What the hell is the mountain? The second sentence is 'Pi Xue Li', 'quiet' is a phonetic character for 'Phi', and it needs to be pronounced with the sound of 'pi'."

The delay of the barrage finally caught up. Also when Qiao Ji had just finished singing the first two lines, a wave of "hahahahahahaha", "Fuck 23333" and "Laughing to death" came across the screen in a mighty manner. , Qiao Ji's face was also confused.

"Ah..." Qiao Ji whispered, "Is that so?"

Whether it is the text version or the physical version, the laughter is unscrupulously filling the world in front of us.Qiao Ji felt his eardrums buzzing for a moment, but soon he realized that it was an illusion.Although no one could see his flushed face, he rubbed his face before saying, "I'm sorry..."

"I'm not well-educated, why don't you change the song...?" For some reason, Qiao Ji's throat felt a little dry. Qiao Ji lowered his head to find water, and almost knocked over the water glass, "Or you two sing, I'll listen..."

"Wait a minute." Qian Xu suddenly said, "Wait a minute, I'll get a courier."

No matter how these three people sang, Qian Xu was the absolute center. Now he proposed to leave temporarily, and the topic naturally stopped.

Qiao Ji followed suit and turned off the microphone, and began to poke at the plastic figurine given when ordering takeaways: If it was the past, facing such a situation that made him feel ashamed, he would definitely become angry, and maybe he would blame the person who chose the song.But this time, the first thing he thought of was that this was in Qianxu's live broadcast room. As the "little transparent" who has been favored by him recently, he made such an ugly appearance. I am afraid that the god himself felt more ashamed than him-after all, the audience absolutely Most of them are here for Qian Xu, how many people knew before coming here?

...So the most intuitive feeling at this meeting is not holding your breath, but shame.

Unhappily manipulating the mouse to click on the previous dialog box with Qianxu, and typed a few words: "I'm sorry brother, I'm ashamed of you..."

Compared with Qian Xu's comforting words on the dialogue box, Qiao Ji felt that this live broadcast was simply causing trouble for Qian Xu.Unexpectedly, almost at the same time as Qiao Ji sent out this "sorry", the other party also sent a new message, which was not too short——

Qiao Ji opened his eyes wide to see, isn't this exactly the word he was assigned!And this time, it was carefully marked with a red line, and above the head of each small character stood a round and lovely corresponding pinyin.

Qianxu: "[Picture] [Picture] [Picture]"

Qian Xu: "This way I shouldn't sing wrong"

Zhiqiu: "...Aren't you going to pick up the courier!!!"

Qian Xu: "[Contempt expression]"

The animated villain with disdainful eyes is still swaying vividly in the dialog box, and Qian Xu in the earphone has already turned on the mic to speak: "I'm done taking it, let's start now?"

Qiao Yan opened his "um", and then came back passionately: "Thank you !!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Qian Xu: "I can't let you call me brother for nothing. [Laughs and touches the dog's head]"

The author has something to say: The songs mentioned in this article, such as "Why Don't You Get Intoxicated", were created by the author himself, and there are also real existences such as "Mountain Ghost" and "A Smile in the City". In order to adapt to the plot, some changes have been made, and there will be no special explanation in the future unless there are special circumstances