I may have a fake CP

[Thousands of narratives x Zhiqiu] Why not be intoxicated for the king? Up master: Zhiqiu delivered 14 hours ago Playback: 21 Barrage: 3325

At ten o'clock in the morning, bright sunlight poured into the small but tidy room through the glass windows, and the person half-sitting and half-squatting on the chair faced the screen, biting off the chocolate bar in his mouth with a bang.

With the facts in front of him, Qiao Ji had no choice but to accept that it only took one night, and the number of hits exceeded 20. According to visual estimates, the number of plays of this chorus will exceed the highest value in his history before tomorrow.

The moment I opened Weibo with my mobile phone, the overwhelming notifications of new news almost stuck the domestic machine, which has always been durable, and it took a while to check it normally.The number of fans is like a gecko's tail overnight, and it grows a lot alive and kicking. The number of comments and reposts has also increased greatly. The number of unfollowed private messages is about to burst. Just after reading a wave, there is a new wave of new ones. Filled in the private message.

What?Do you think this kind of explosive red method with the help of the great god will make people feel pressured?

...Obviously he has more stressful things waiting tonight!

As soon as my head got hot, I agreed to live broadcast together, and only after I lay down on the bed and calmed down did I realize that I was going to be nervous.As Siwan said, Qianxu's fans are really not ordinary. They sang and saw that Quan has a special tree hole account on Weibo, where there are confessions, complaints, and gossips.It’s okay to mention others in the tree hole. If anyone mentions Qianxu intentionally or unintentionally, the comment area will be occupied by Qianxu’s fans almost immediately, with a calm tone. Is there an appearance fee? Don’t bring people out casually”; if someone complains or attacks in a more intense tone, the fans will decisively and quickly identify him as a brain-dead person, and drown him in the vast ocean of the crowd with his saliva. If the tree is hollow, even the roots of the tree can be wiped out for you.

When Qiao Ji usually broadcasts live by himself, he probably said that, no matter fans or passers-by, they can be amused by him and laugh when they pass by. His live broadcast room is always filled with a happy atmosphere, even as a well-known (?) See, every time he announces that he will stop talking nonsense and sing well, the number of audience will drop down =_=...it makes people sad.

But now when he thinks about facing Qian Xu and his fans at night, he can't help being a little timid: What if he doesn't perform well?What if it gets cold?What if he offends the boss by saying the wrong thing?just in case……

Qiao Ji was troubled by 1 what-ifs, and Si Wan came to knock him.

Si Wan: "Qiu Qiu, will you look good during the live broadcast tonight? [Star Eyes][Star Eyes][Star Eyes]"

Qiao Ji: "No plan, why do you ask?"

Si Wan: "TAT really can't? After reading this post, you really want to slap them in the face..."

Following this sentence, there was another link sent. Qiao Ji clicked on it, and it was a post titled "I heard that Qian Xu is going to live broadcast with the transparent one he recently sang with?", the title was not obvious, The reply below was much more brutal:

"It's all posted on Weibo, it's all right, your usual high-spirited Xushen will also fire CP, hehe :-)"

"The key is to stir fry with a little transparent fry, what's the picture?"

"Fuck it, why not be intoxicated for the king? It's very nice. If you are unconvinced and not objective, it's not good for people to cooperate happily and hit it off right away?"

"Zhiqiu is not a little transparent anymore. I have heard of his love enough before, and he is in the second grade and burning again. It's not bad."

"Zhiqiu has nearly 10 fans, so he is considered a little pink, but it doesn't matter. What I care about is, will Qianxu show his face in today's live broadcast?"

"How can it be that easy? He wears a mask when he participates offline, okay? He must look very sorry and shameless to see others. Now that he sings in the circle, anyone who looks a little bit pretty will come out to sell his face. If you Xushen have that capital Can you sell it?"

"Upstairs sb, he is not short of money, and he went offline that time. And men have to look at the whole body, look at the figure, that hand, isn't it top-notch?"

"I don't know if Xushen is handsome or not. Zhiqiu must be an ugly man. He has never shown his face, not even a piece of clothes."

"A man who doesn't even have anything to bask in, the fat house is right."

"Row"

"The timbre is quite sweet, and the bright, sweet and slightly whiny receiving tone really fascinates me in my intoxication."

"Then you must not listen to him. I made up the screen recording of his previous live broadcast. Damn, why is there such a big gap when he opens his mouth? He is a straightforward northern straight man. He is not angry at all. He is completely disillusioned."

"Hahahaha really?"

"And his temper is like a dynamite keg. Ask him if he has a boyfriend and he will blow his hair. He can even mispronounce the lyrics, and he even pronounced several typos. He is very stupid."

"Hahahaha I can imagine that look hahaha"

"According to what you say, he is ugly, stupid, or a fat house, and Xushen still fires CP with him?"

"...It can only be explained by true love."

……

The background of the post is warm and girly pink, who knows that the content of the reply is so vicious that it is almost indifferent.Maybe because of the anonymity, people here are more unscrupulous than on Weibo, Qiao Ji closed the post before reading it, but Si Wan's news kept on posting.

Si Wan: "They talk too much! I really want you to post photos and slap them in the face!"

Zhiqiu: "...Why do you think they will slap me in the face if I take pictures?"

Si Wan: "Instinct! How could the man I fancy be ugly! Let me tell you, I'm chasing stars, and everyone I've chased is now popular!"

Zhiqiu: "...Then thank you for your kindness =_="

Qiao Ji slightly turned his face to the side, and his eyes fell on his own reflection reflected by the edge of the camera.

However, before the shadow was clear enough to reflect his eyebrows, he raised his hand and covered the camera completely.

At 24 o'clock in the evening on this day, when the submission time was up to 30 hours, the number of hits on "Why Don't You Get Intoxicated" officially exceeded [-].

The first and perhaps the last live broadcast of the "Qianqiu" group has finally begun.

Because it is a two-person cooperative live broadcast, two people can chat and sing at the same time, and Qiao Ji first logged in to his YY.After entering the small nest, I slid to a certain channel that was locked, and it displayed "Online number 1". After entering, it turned out that the little yellow horse named "Qianxu" had already hung up in advance.

The live broadcast used Qianxu's Bizhan account, and Qiao Ji followed Qianxu's space to enter the live broadcast room in order to watch the barrage.When he first entered the live broadcast room, there was an obvious freeze on the page. Qiao Ji knew that this would be caused by a large number of viewers.But when he looked up and saw the exact number of people online, he was still shocked: a full 2 people were watching at the same time!And because the live broadcast has just started, the number of people is still rising!

Qiao Ji's palms started to sweat again, he turned on the microphone, cleared his throat and said, "...Hi, there are so many people."

The sound that followed made his heart skip a beat: "Here we come? Then let's start."

Because there is a certain delay in rebroadcasting YY on the beep station, Qiao Ji first saw the barrage evaluation of himself: "Hahaha, are you nervous", "very cute", "Come on 2333", and when Qian Xu opened his mouth, the barrage Instantly, the turbulent fans screaming: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !"...

Qiao Ji cleared his throat again, and replied to Qian Xu: "...Well, let's start."

Because Qian Xu didn't plan to show his face, the live broadcast interface was his display screen, and he only turned on the beep station, YY and music player.Although the original intention of this live broadcast was to thank Silence, but it would be so embarrassing to let the two of them sell rotten food forcibly for the sake of "distributing candy". Qiao Ji felt that Qian Xu must have thought the same way, so they also I didn't plan to do any "interaction" deliberately, but just used the two people's best and most natural way-singing.

They have practiced a lot of songs recently, and they can sing any one in the player list. First, the two sang two songs with a brisk rhythm. Although Qiao Ji himself could hear the gap between himself and Qian Xu, the barrage He is quite tolerant of this: "Zhiqiu's voice is also very nice." "Zhiqiu sings this kind of song is really energetic! It brings me youthful hahaha", it was lively and harmonious, and Qiao Ji also sang along and became more relaxed. , at the end of the song, my nature was exposed, and I couldn't help adding "YO!"

Qian Xu laughed with a "poof": "You still 'YO!'"

Qiao Ji sang happily, and became more courageous: "Why can't you 'YO'? Let me tell you, singing this kind of song at the end of 'YO' is very touching, and the sense of rhythm is overwhelming! If you don't believe me, try it, yo Yo yo!"

Qian Xu said, "I'm not going to try."

Qiao Ji: "Why don't you try it? Try it and you will discover a new world! Come, come!"

Qian Xu: "I don't."

Qiao Ji: "Come, come!"

Qian Xu: "Slightly slightly"

Qiao Ji: "Wow!"

It's not like they didn't joke like this when they practiced in a small room together. Sometimes they would take a break when they were tired from singing, and Qian Xu would often chat with Qiao Ji while stroking the cat. "Idol burden", let him watch you as funny, hahaha, but if you drag him into the water with you, he will look disgusted.This time, Qiao Ji relaxed, and unknowingly switched back to the usual mode of getting along with the two of them.

Who knows that he is used to it, but in the eyes of the fans, it is earth-shattering:

"What the hell did I hear???"

"??? Am I so arrogant?"

"...Sprout bleeding"

"Who am I where am I doing??"

"I'm sorry I resisted Wei Jun's intoxication, but I couldn't resist reality! I'm about to fall into the pit!"

"Entering the pit 1, begging for teaching materials with blood on my face"

……

Qiao Ji's eyes flicked across the bullet screens flying past. Although he didn't quite understand, his long-term experience of fighting with rotten female fans made him choose...not to ask questions=_=.He himself turned on the player, clicked the mouse, and asked, "What are we singing next?"

The two songs he sang before were all selected by Qian Xu, this time he said: "You can choose one, or you can choose songs from the barrage."

"Then click on the barrage, and I can sing anything." Qiao Ji chose to come up with difficulties, and decided to hand over the choice to the barrage, "You send me the title of the song you want to hear, whichever one happens to be the one we both can sing , whichever one you want to sing.”

The barrage paused for a moment, obviously they were thinking about the songs they wanted to hear. Of course, many people played songs such as "Who Am I You" and "Little Man Waist" without thinking, and Joe, who had never rejected Xiao Huang's songs, Ji automatically filters.

When the screen is full of short song titles, the appearance of a long barrage is particularly conspicuous:

"Ahhh, I can't resist this combination of loyal dog attacking x arrogant receiving, the cuteness has been poked, I didn't expect you to be such a president!"

Maybe because there is a lot of typing content, when this barrage is sent out, it is already out of touch with the current topic.Therefore, although it seemed very abrupt, Qiao Ji also paid more and more attention to the "healthy energy" that appeared again to describe him, but he still decided to ignore it.

Unexpectedly, this barrage will soon have a partner:

"No, no, I think it's obviously Tsundere Pampering Gong x Jian Qi, stupid and cute! Did you forget to be intoxicated? Zhiqiu's voice is super affected!"

One barrage can't finish expressing, and then another one is added:

"This kind of Jianqi's stupid cuteness is what makes me so cute! I like to see Jianqi Sunshine being bullied to tears and blushing!"

"boom--"

Qiao Ji turned off the microphone and smashed the keyboard hard.

Even if he half understands this time, those words such as "bullying to tears" and "fucking flushed" are enough to be directional. As a straight man who has been straight for more than [-] years, seeing these The vocabulary was used on him, and even the best mood was swept away in an instant, and he felt a burst of anger and nausea from the bottom of his heart.

But he still remembers that this is Qianxu's live broadcast room, so it's fine for him to have a bad temper, but if he gets mad at Qianxu's place, it's still Qianxu's face.He took a few deep breaths by himself, got up to get a glass of water, and drank a few sips before he felt calmer. He came back and sat down to turn on the microphone again, pretending not to see the barrage.

Unexpectedly, when I went back to the screen and looked at it, the first thing I saw was a few private chats sent by Qian Xu:

"Closed the mic?"

"Those few have been permanently banned by me"

"Open the wheat."

"The same is true for girls. They are very insulting. You don't have to bear it. You can get angry if you want to."

The font used by Qianxu is the simplest small boldface, which is not conspicuous at all. Qiao Ji used to be dazzled when he took his private chats as system notifications.But under the circumstances, those few lines are like the font of the system notification, which is safe and down-to-earth, and seems to have the power to comfort people's hearts.

No one spoke in the live broadcast room at this time, and it was quiet.

"Cough." Qiao Ji turned on the mic and cleared his throat first, "Say something."

"Huh? What did you say?" Qian Xu's clear and bright familiar voice sounded. Although he was choking verbally, he turned on the mic immediately, "It wasn't you who didn't speak just now?"

"No, I went to get a glass of water just now..." Qiao Ji said.

——In this way, he can confirm that he really can't get angry anymore.

"Hey, what song will you sing next?"

Qiao Ji was talking about it temporarily to ease his embarrassment. What he wanted to sing still had to be read on the barrage, but when his eyes moved to the barrage again, he found that the topic of the topic had changed:

"Wow, the wind is coming late!"

"Catch Fengwan! Confession!"

"Wind Wanwan! Master Ball!!!"

……

Qiao Ji was still a little dazed at first, but soon the ID named "Feng Wan" reappeared and reassured him: "Damn it, Qian Xu, you also started the live broadcast? Why is there no one on your YY channel? "