I may have a fake CP

Qiao Ji's feeling when he saw this private message was no less than the moment when he received an invitation from a black classmate and was told the truth by a kind classmate.Although this private letter seemed peaceful and contained no excessively insulting words, the wording of "male mistress" and "self-respect" did not conceal the contempt and meanness in the tone.

Qiao Ji closed the private message column after reading it once, but the private message seemed to be clearly engraved in his mind, every word and every word echoed.The sender had no idea that the chorus between him and Qianxu originated from a transaction, including the subsequent live broadcast, which was also for compensation and "distribution of sugar". In the words he learned from the rotten girl, they are a pair of pure "business Xipi" ".Because he didn't know anything, the other party regarded the current situation simply and rudely as Zhiqiu hugging his thighs and rubbing the heat, and criticized him from the commanding heights.

——But even if he doesn't know anything, the sender is surprisingly sensitive in some respects: Qiao Ji's little thoughts and throbbing that are just sprouting and probing his brain seem to be spread out in the sun at the moment, naked. The sun is scorching, and it is clear at a glance.

Qiao Ji couldn't help digging out the private message again, clicked on the profile picture of "Cherry Flavored Coke" to enter her Weibo homepage, and found that she was indeed a loyal fan of Qianxu, and she reposted Qianxu's related Weibo almost every day.And her homepage, in addition to reposting Qianxu's own Weibo, also interacts with a blogger named "Li Dudu" from time to time. The two have a close relationship and call each other intimately. In the repost, "Cherry Flavored Coke" even directly called Qianxu "my uncle":

Cherry Flavored Coke: Silly, didn't my uncle buy you medicine? //Li Dudu: When the season changes, I catch a cold, feel light-headed, feel dizzy when I look at everything, and even eat three ice creams in a row. Foodies like me are really hopeless [tears][picture.gif]

The picture attached by Li Dudu is a moving picture selfie, she is biting a piece of ice cream, there is a small bite of ice cream missing on her red lips and white teeth, her big eyes are flickering, she looks sweet And cute.

Qiao Ji clicked into Li Dudu's homepage again, and found that she is now a senior in C City, and the most common thing to post about is her slim figure, slender waist and long legs.Although she didn't explicitly state her relationship with Li Xu, she often posted some Weibo about Qian Xu:

"You don't know, your Xushen's mother is very funny~ He was a picky eater when he was a child, every time his mother saw that he ate a little bit more, she would buy a whole box back! Your Xushen almost vomited In the end, I sneaked into their house and shared part of it for him hahahaha~"

"Your president has been very popular with girls since elementary school, really, elementary school! [Laughing and crying] I am a few grades lower than him, and he came to me after school to go home with him more often, and I was also called by the seniors. The senior sister called to 'talk', the jealousy of children is really scary~"

"The store here in City C is exactly the same as City B. I just saw it and thought I had traveled through [rabbit] [picture] @千言"

There are not many comments under these microblogs, but everyone seems to have a common understanding:

"Duddu sprinkled dog food again!"

"I, Dudu, are so cute. Although I haven't seen much interaction between you two, the dog food I ate from Dudu is so sweet!"

"The president is low-key, he doesn't like to show his personal privacy, let's just know it in our hearts~"

……

The IDs in the comments include "Cherry Flavored Coke", almost all of them are diehard fans of Qianxu.And although "Li Dudu" never admits it positively, he often replies to them with words like "Mommada" and "Hey Hey Hey". They are as intimate as sisters, and the atmosphere looks very harmonious.

Qiao Ji turned off the computer impetuously after not flipping for a long time, and collapsed on the bed in a big character shape.He lay down for a while and then remembered something, grabbed the phone on the bed, and posted a Weibo: "The incident was purely accidental, and I will focus on singing [prayer] in the future" as a response to the Yan Chu incident.His attention was no longer on this matter. After posting Weibo, he threw the phone aside without looking at it, and continued to stare at the ceiling in a daze.

After looking at it for a while, Qiao Ji took the phone into his hand again.

Zhiqiu: "Are you there?"

The other side returned almost in seconds——

Qian Xu: "?"

Qiao Ji didn't know what to say. He looked at the time and saw that it was already past eleven o'clock in the evening. Usually, if it was a weekday, at this time, because he had to get up early to go to work the next day, Qian Xu was usually washing up and getting ready for bed. , Even if they are chatting, it usually ends with a "good night" after washing up.As a result, Qian Xu was not only present at this meeting, but also returned in seconds, which made Qiao Ji feel like being scratched by a kitten's paw. It didn't hurt, but he couldn't sit still.

Qian Xujiu couldn't wait for his answer, so he took the initiative to send a question: "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing..." Qiao Ji dragged the status bar down and bounced it back, and suddenly realized that today is November 11th, and finally found a topic that sparked his inspiration, "Isn't tomorrow Double Eleven? , I want to ask you what is more cost-effective to buy?"

Qian Xu: "..."

... Well, he also knows that he finds this topic very bluntly...

Qian Xu: "[Link] xx brand microphone. Your microphone is still the one that costs a few hundred yuan, right? This microphone is cost-effective, and the Double Eleven discount is also great, you can take a look."

Qian Xu: "[Link] xxx brand sound card. I used to use this sound card. It is very easy to use. Although there are not many discounts, but his family has always had little water, and there will be no such price fluctuations. It is worth considering. .”

Qian Xu: "[Link] xx brand earphones..."

The scariest thing in an awkward chat is that when you casually say a nonsense topic, the other party can answer you after careful consideration, which makes your lingering conscience overwhelmed by guilt, and it is easy to be impulsive——

Zhiqiu: "Buy, buy, buy! I bought them all!"

——For example, Qiao Ji's mentally handicapped behavior of spending money to find An Xin right now =_=.

However, after Qiao Ji clicked on the link Qian Xu gave him, he found that all of Qian Xu’s recommendations were quite practical. As he said, the price/performance ratio was much better than the configurations he didn’t know about buying randomly, and the evaluations were also good. He watched carefully all the way, and he really "planted grass" all the way.

Adding them to the shopping cart one by one, sitting cross-legged on the bed staring at the time and waiting to snap up, Qiao Ji sighed and snorted:

... Still couldn't ask him if he had a girlfriend.

When will I be able to appear smarter in front of him?

Qiao Ji still had confidence in his hand speed, and there were not many people who robbed him of these vocal equipment. After midnight, he successfully emptied the shopping cart and got several fresh orders.

Maybe many people are obsessed with the "chopping hands" of Double Eleven because they are addicted to the sense of accomplishment of successful snap-ups. Anyway, Qiao Ji was carried away for a moment. After relaxing, he fell back straight and accidentally knocked his head. , so that he had to recognize the reality while grinning his teeth: he was flattered after spending the money, and felt that he had earned it, and he was the one talking about it.

Amidst the dizziness, the screen of the phone that had just gone dark came back on again.Double Eleven is popular among young people. It is not only a shopping spree, but also a good excuse to get out of the singles just like Valentine’s Day and Qixi Festival. As soon as midnight passes, all kinds of blessings and ridicules rush in——

Siwan: Qiuqiu Happy Singles' Day!This year, I will also try my best to find a young lady!

Song of Peach Blossom: The Dog Food Festival is here, have you found someone to give you dog food yet? [doge emoticon]

Bai Xiaolan: What did you buy on Double Eleven?I relied on that snack gift bag to be cheap, but I didn't get it!

Qian Xu: "Happy Singles' Day^_^"

……

With a dizzy mind, Qiao Ji chose one of them to reply first:

Zhiqiu: "Happy Singles' Day, are you single, bro?"

After posting this, Qiao Ji felt his heartbeat soared to 180 mph, and the humming in his ears was even more exaggerated than when he hit his head just now. He covered his phone and moved it away, making a scene that made him even despise himself. Action: Withdraw!

——Is there anyone more cowardly than him in this world?

But his deception is obviously useless, Qian Xu has seen it and replied: "Why do you have the illusion of 'I'm not'? [Contempt]"

Zhiqiu: "Really!!!"

Qian Xu: "Besides going to work and shoveling shit, and singing, how can I have time to fall in love [Indifference]"

Zhiqiu: "I knew it!! I told you that someone lied to me in a private message!!! Said that you have a girlfriend! I just said that you are so busy, how is it possible, hahahaha!"

Li Xu couldn't help laughing as if seeing the other party's "teng" brightened background color - finally got the words out: the other party seemed careless, but in fact his thoughts were unexpectedly delicate and sensitive, just like black and white, always put When the hair is smoothed and stroked comfortably, it will obediently show its belly for people to stroke.

Qian Xu: "What did that person say? Show me the screenshot."

Zhiqiu: "...Let's forget it."

Qian Xu: "Didn't you make a rumor about me? I have to see it to dispel the rumor, right?"

Qiao Ji... Qiao Ji was speechless.But it's not easy for him to intercept everything, after all, that person is both a "little three" and a "self-respecting" accusation, which makes Qian Xu feel embarrassed when he sees two people.After thinking about it, he simply intercepted the sentence "He has a girlfriend, and he's in our group" and sent it to Qian Xu.

It's just that Qian Xu's answer after a while made Qiao Ji pause in his heart: "If this person talks about this, then there is indeed something."

Qian Xu: "It's just not what she thought."

What is it like? ?At this time, Qiao Ji didn't dare to speak anymore, so he stared at the phone screen with bated breath, waiting for Qian Xu's next words.

Qianxu: "The group is my mother's best friend's daughter. It happened several years ago. At that time, I just had my first fan group. She heard that I was playing cover songs, and she had fans. She volunteered to replace me. My mother 'supervised' me. My mother was afraid that I would engage in online dating, she said she would call herself my girlfriend so that I could protect me from love affairs, my mother supported her, so I didn't deny it in the group."

Zhiqiu: "Qing, childhood sweetheart?"

Qian Xu: "...don't make trouble."

Qian Xu: "I'm not a girlfriend anyway, and I've never shown affection together. Only a group of old fans know about it. I've graduated and worked now, and my mother doesn't care if I date online or not. Now I tell her It’s good to take the opportunity to clarify.”

Zhiqiu: "Hmm..."

Qian Xu: "Stupid."

Zhiqiu: "?? Why do you suddenly call me stupid?"

Qian Xu: "It's stupid. Well, I'm going to bed. I'm going to work tomorrow. Good night."

Qian Xu didn't give him room to question at all, so Qiao Ji could only say "good night" resentfully, and turned off the phone.

After spreading the pancakes on the bed for a while, Qiao Ji couldn't help but sit up again, took out his phone, and secretly opened Weibo.

There have been hundreds of comments on the Weibo post he posted a few hours ago. Apart from the initial diehard fans who echoed him and focused on him, more and more people’s comments were either "Little brother is so good-looking" Thinking about opening an outdoor live broadcast in the future?" or "I was reported by Qianqiu's cuteness" and "I beg Qianqiu to send sugar!", which made him not in the mood to read comments, so he refreshed the homepage, and unexpectedly found that Qianxu had just posted it 10 minutes ago A Weibo——

Qianxu: 11.11, single meow and single me [picture]

The accompanying picture shows Black and White lying on the window sill with a calm face, because there is a desk lamp next to him, his pupils are slightly squinted, and he looks arrogant and arrogant like "you mortals". Compared with the shape of scissors.This hand has slender and beautiful joints, and the skin color is particularly fair and delicate under the overexposure of the light. There are more than 1000 comments, and most of them are licking hands once they are opened:

"Manual control means a book is satisfied!"

"Lick lick lick through the screen"

"I really want to replace my boyfriend's trotter with this hand!! [Tears streaming down my face]"

……

The rest of the people had the time to understand the meaning of this Weibo after licking their hands:

"So the president is still single 2333"

"Is this a special announcement of being single?"

"The president is telling me that I still have a chance! The president will marry me! I can eat really well!"

"Don't be delusional upstairs, the president is already my boyfriend"

"Does ls want to fight!"

"Tsk tsk, you guys are too sweet. Today, who is not handsome, and the president happened to be present and was flirted with by them again. This is to separate the relationship."

"How come there are people who like conspiracy theories everywhere? You can lead to so many things in less than ten words."

"Stop arguing, the president obviously means that he is going to sell domestically with his cat, so let's break up."

……

In the comments, all kinds of beings are in full swing, and there are many well-known singers interacting with each other in the forwarding:

Cute and charming Feng Wanwan: Single meow is so cute, I choose people. //Qianxu: 11.11, single meow and single me [picture]

Cang Lian cang: I choose to play games. //Cute and charming Feng Wanwan: Single meow is so cute, I choose people. //Qianxu: 11.11, single meow and single me [picture]

……

After the queuing-up "I choose" round of forwarding, the number of reposts on this Weibo also exceeded [-], because Qian Xu rarely took the initiative to share his hand, and the comments were almost over [-].In this dizzying explosion of information, a blogger named "Li Dudu" reposted was silently submerged in the crowd——

Li Dudu: . //Qianxu: 11.11, single meow and single me [picture]

Cherry Coke: Damn, Dudu, you broke up? !

Cherry Coke: ? ? ?Why can't I understand?Uncle, what does this mean?

Cherry Coke: Why did you break up without saying a word!If it's the president's scum, you and I will turn fans into black! !Dudu, don't be sad...

[Li Dudu] Reply to [Cherry Flavor Coke]: You must have misunderstood. I made a joke in the group a few years ago. I didn’t expect someone to take it seriously [surprised]

Cherry Coke: ? ? ?

Cherry Coke: Then what we said in the private message? ?

Cherry Coke: Why did you delete your previous Weibo? ?You use me as a weapon? ?

Cherry Coke: Li Dudu? ?

Not long after, "Li Dudu" simply deleted this repost, and the follow-up of "Cherry Flavored Coke" was like the gold and silver glitter on the balloon. With the explosion of the balloon itself, there was a "bang", and never again. No trace could be found.

Of course, Qiao Ji didn't see this scene, and the next day, Qian Xu immediately had a new hot topic that overshadowed the limelight of the last Weibo post: he posted a new song.

The title of the song is "Lie Xia", and it is an original song. Qian Xu composed the music himself and others wrote the lyrics.Before Qiao Ji clicked in, he thought it was a fast-paced, high-pitched song purely from the title of the song, but unexpectedly, although the tempo was fast, the melody was mainly mid-bass.Although it is not as hearty and refreshing as "The Big Wave Washing the Sand", there are many chords and layers, and it sounds full of smoothness and pleasantness. Qiao Ji unknowingly started looping, and couldn't help humming along with cooking. .

However, this song is popular and original. It is not the type that the general audience of Bizhan likes. The number of hits is not as high as Qianxu's other cover songs. On the contrary, the proportion of coins and collections is higher than before.

Even if the number of hits is not as good as before, it is still compared with Qian Xu himself. The ranking of this song in the music area is still the first one as soon as it is released.Qiao Ji reposted Qianxu's Weibo, and soon there were many people making fun of "Qianqiu" CP. Jokingly said, "This "Fierce Summer" is not very 'hot'", "Where is it fierce", "It feels like a boring summer", although it was quickly suppressed by other fans who confessed frantically, but it is still more or less visible People (Qiao Ji himself) feel bad.

Qiao Ji went to ask Qian Xu, Qian Xu said: "This song is originally I wanted to try the expression from C3 to D#4, because my vocal condition is limited, and the tone will be damaged if it is lower than C3, so I specially wrote this song. The melody in the interval, the words are filled in later."

Qiao Ji was taken aback when he heard that: Where is C3? Where is D#4?Why is the timbre below C3 damaged?However, he still vaguely grasped the meaning of Qian Xu, and tried to understand it with his poor professional vocabulary: "...Do you want to exercise your vocal range? So words are not important?"

Qian Xu: "It can be said that, but the vocal range does not need to be trained by writing a song. I wrote this song mainly to exercise the expressive ability in this vocal range, that is, narrative and emotional expression. Let it be released so that everyone can see it. repercussions."

Qiao Ji half-understood: "Oh... just want to sing like telling a story?"

Qian Xu: "It's really smart. I still cheated this time, and used a lot of harmony, otherwise the effect will be compromised. If I have the opportunity to sing live in the future, maybe I can sing a real "Lie Xia" .”

Qiao Ji now supports him almost unconditionally: "Well! Brother, you must be fine!"

Qian Xu made a smiling face, and then said, "By the way, did Silence send you the file? She has decided on the new song we are going to sing."

"Ah? Not yet." Qiao Ji suddenly became nervous: Silence, a local rich girl, is always surprised or frightened every time she comes here. I don't know what "candy" she wants to eat this time.

Qian Xu: "Then I will pass it on to you."

After Qiao Ji received the file, he opened the file named "Qianqiu Chorus 2.0", and found that this time there were a lot more characters than the last one. In the line of the title, it was typed in prominent bold: "Song name: Meow Meow War"

Qiao Ji also wants to type a sentence in bold now: Meow meow? ? ?