I may have a fake CP

The live broadcast titled "Zhiqiu" showed its face, if you haven't seen it, come and watch! ! "'s beep station submission, in less than an hour, it has already had nearly [-] views.

The video is only a few tens of seconds long. In the camera, a man wearing a bear T-shirt who cannot be seen above the neck—compared with a man, it may be more accurate to say that he is a teenager—is chatting with the audience, and then the camera is After a violent shaking, the boy in the T-shirt hastily bent down to help him, and his face was clearly revealed.

Half of the mask was still hanging on the ear, and a thin layer of sweat was dripping from the tip of the nose and forehead, which was slightly pink.The black and clear eyes seemed to be slightly wide open, and after a moment of bewilderment, he suddenly reacted to the camera, stepped back immediately, and mercilessly shot the phone down on the table with a "bang", leaving only the audience with a complete shock. black screen.

The progress bar is still in the black screen for a while before declaring the end. Add up tens of seconds of video, excluding the time of chatting in the front and the black screen in the back, the part where the face can be seen clearly is no more than four or five seconds, which is about the time of a GIF. .However, in these four or five seconds, the barrage almost filled the screen like an explosion:

"Hold the grass, hold the grass, hold the grass, I'm hit!"

"Oh my god, it's really beautiful!"

"So cute woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo""

"Seeing his dumbfounded look, I really want to pinch him"

"Lu Zhuanfan! Little brother is so pretty! Does little brother still need a boyfriend!"

"Let me watch it for a second and it will be a second woo woo woo"

……

The passers-by fans in the barrage only cared about screaming, but when they arrived in the comment area, they were in the mood to ridicule and comment more:

The first hot comment is a passer-by called "Mrs. Hibari Kyoya":

This face value, I am at the top of the circle (funny)

N related replies——

Love Feather does not explain: I have watched it several times, and I am sure that the beauty is not turned on, no filter is used, and the pure natural beauty is accidentally captured. I give full marks to this beauty!

Little Fairy Meow: It’s really good-looking, but isn’t it a bit tricky to say that it’s the peak of beauty?

Nuan Nuan 123: In our circle, the filters are generally so thick that they are famous. Anyone with good facial features can be praised as a male god. It’s rare to have someone who can really see it.

Don't lose ten catties and don't change your name: I think it's ok, but if you don't accept it, find someone with the same level in the circle to take a look?I just took a screenshot and showed it to my classmate, she asked me if I was a starlet who just debuted (Tan Shou

Stokaka: Hehe, that's it, I'm just kidding and I'm banned. Isn't the real master just selling corruption and showing off his face?Double the standard.

Rabbit in the past: What the hell is upstairs?Did you sell your face on purpose? You will know how long you can live after watching this video.

Stokaka: Useful?If you look at the amount of sharing of this video, the screenshots have already been flying all over the sky, and it will be useless to delete it.

Ai Yu didn't explain: ignore the upstairs -- I don't know when the hill will be dark.As a passer-by fan, I know that Zhiqiu never posts photos, and never turns on the camera for live broadcasts. It's just an accident that there are so many conspiracy theories ╮(╯_╰)╭.Thanks to the accident, I found such a big surprise. From today on, passers-by fans have turned into iron fans.

I am too lazy to name it: the upstairs is really straightforward Yangou 233 turned fan 1, in fact, it can’t be said to be the perfect kind of good-looking, except for the eyes, the facial features are not particularly amazing, but the more they look, the more pleasing to the eye, how comfortable they are when combined .

RPG Tiancai: Ordinary people can be regarded as beauties if they have outstanding facial features, and they are not celebrities who have to go through a 360-degree test without dead ends.You Qiqiu is also beautiful in his eyes, as if he can talk, the screenshots are not half as good-looking as he is moving, and it is rare that he is not gay, refreshing, and there is nothing wrong with being at the peak level in our small circle.

Siwan siwon: Seeing everyone blowing upstairs makes me tremble...

Tsundere Shou and Ghost Beast Gong: By the way, I was the only one who noticed the public screen in the recorded screen. Is that God Qianxu molesting Zhiqiu? ? ?

Grumpy Angel: You are definitely not alone upstairs!Qianqiu party ecstatic dance!

……

After reading through the comments, Li Xu dragged the progress bar to rewatch this short video, and then waited for the belated reply from the person concerned: "I can't find where to report it."

Li Xu: "..."

He couldn't help but linger on the video for a while before taking his eyes back. After teaching Qiao Ji how to report it, he said, "You can also private message the up owner directly. Since she has recorded the screen, it is probably your fan. You ask her to delete it." Lose."

Zhiqiu: "I made it private, but she didn't respond, she was so anxious, why didn't she delete it [Crazy] [Crazy]"

Qian Xu: "Shun Mao. In fact, you don't have to be so anxious. Have you read the barrage and comments? Basically, they praise you for your good looks."

Zhiqiu: "Beshun... Actually, I just don't want to show my face, and I feel very annoyed when I see them talking about my appearance!"

Qian Xu: "I also private messaged her for you. Why do you feel annoying? Can you tell me?"

Zhiqiu, who always answered in seconds, stopped for more than a minute this time and did not answer. Li Xu looked at the dialog box where the other party was always in the "typing" state, sighed, and typed: "It's okay if you don't want to say, let's wait Wait. I turned to her previous submission and put it on Weibo, if she still doesn’t delete it in half an hour, I will go to Weibo to find her, but it’s best not to scare her, and solve it on the beep station.”

Qiao Ji was also hesitant at first, but after seeing Qian Xu's tolerance, he had the courage to pick up the previous topic: "I don't know how to say... Anyway, I don't want to see them say that I look like this, I only glanced at the comments, but I don’t really know what they said, and”

Zhiqiu: "And, does anyone really think it looks good???"

From a serious point of view, people's aesthetic tendencies often have a lot to do with their growth environment.And Qiao Ji, who was fifteen or sixteen years old, was like a bean sprout swaying alone among the tall black and white people.At school, he was either completely ignored or ignored, and if someone noticed him, it meant he was likely to be bullied.

He didn't understand the language, and he didn't have the idea of ​​communicating with this group of able-bodied students. When others asked him, he was always in a daze, unable to speak a word for a long time.Foreign schools pay more attention to teamwork. In group assignments, he is always the one who lags behind, and he is also a skinny Asian. Over time, many students take pranks on him, such as being blocked by toilets, throwing caterpillars into their hair, Spitting in the meal in front of him, it wouldn't be too much to bear, but it made Qiao Ji hate school life even more.

After a lot of trouble, after the age of [-] or [-], Qiao Ji finally didn't have to look up at his classmates until his neck became sore. He was still ridiculed and bullied by many people.Qiao Ji has had a fierce vigor since he was fifteen or sixteen years old, and he will fight back whoever bullies him, but it is only when he is seventeen or eighteen years old that this resistance can see some results——

The so-called achievement is not that he can finally beat someone, but that he can finally make the opponent more or less happy while his nose is bruised and swollen.

Maybe it was his "whoever bullies me, I will fight back" character, which invisibly strengthened the hatred between each other, and later it almost became Qiao Ji's daily life.

Once Qiao Ji had just fought with some blacks, and after school they dragged them into an alley. He thought he wanted to fight, and prepared to cover his head when he saw the situation of the enemy and us. It was his pants that were picked off.

Qiao Ji was so frightened that he trembled all over, screamed, and struggled with all his strength, and was dragged back just as he ran to the entrance of the alley, so desperate that he almost wanted to die.Fortunately, he is a half-year-old boy with strength, and he persisted until a kind passer-by found out and started calling the police.

After all, these people were students, not vagrants. They knew the police were coming and decided to run away first.Qiao Ji was left where he was, and a kind passer-by borrowed a coat before returning to the foreign student dormitory in a state of embarrassment.

However, when they went to school the next day, this group of people began to publicize that Qiao Ji had already been fucked by them and how wonderful he tasted. When they saw Qiao Ji, they whistled loudly and used "littlebitch" and "ass-a- "hole" came to greet him, Qiao Ji was furious, and rushed to fight with them, but he couldn't stop the spread of pornographic rumors in the school.

Not long after, he was asked by another group of black classmates who had never bullied him, "Would you like to go to their party?" At first Qiao Ji thought it was a kind invitation, but after hesitating, he solemnly refused. Quietly inform: It was a group sex party they held, if Qiao Ji went, then the protagonist of the party would most likely be him.

Qiao Ji was standing there at the time, speechless, his face was hot as if he had been slapped ten times back and forth.Later, the group of black people who almost raped him dropped out of school one after another because of robbery and theft. Qiao Ji grew taller and his situation in school gradually improved, but he still felt that they were doing something to him when he saw someone pointing at his face. Talk about his jokes, imagine what his body feels like.

So when the uncle who sent him abroad kicked his legs, he immediately packed his things and returned to the country as quickly as possible.Although on the surface, he did not suffer any substantial harm, this experience also made it difficult for him to tell anyone.But it doesn't mean it didn't happen, the boyhood he spent abroad is still like a nightmare, and the dream coming back at midnight still makes him feel palpitations.

Qian Xu: "It's pretty."

The boundless and drifting thoughts were interrupted by the two words that popped up in the dialog box, and the other party immediately added: "Not only I think it looks good, but everyone else thinks it looks good too, and good-looking is good-looking."

Qiao Ji was almost knocked out by the four or five "good looks" that fell from the sky in a row, and his mood, which had become gloomy because of falling into memories, unexpectedly brightened up a little.He managed to pull himself together, and joked, "Is it good-looking or not? You should say I'm handsome!"

Qian Xu: "Then you're handsome. Obviously you asked first if you look good [contemptuous]"

Zhiqiu: "What do you mean I'm handsome! That's because you said I was good-looking when you first mentioned the barrage, so I was abducted by you, okay [contempt]"

Isn't it just [despise], he will too!

Qian Xu took a while to reply this time: "[Picture] [Picture]"

Qian Xu: "Look, I didn't lie to you, did I?"

Qiao Ji opened the picture, looked at it carefully, and found that it was the barrage of the video and screenshots of the comments, but a few of them were thickly mosaiced, and the rest really said that he was good-looking, especially the hot comment No. [-] Seeing those compliments made him blush.

Qian Xu: "There is more. [picture] [picture]"

Qiao Ji: "You coded everything you said was not good-looking, of course you said it all, this is false propaganda [laugh.gif]"

Qian Xu: "Then you still laugh [secret observation.jpg]"

Qiao Ji: "I'm laughing at your mosaic technique!"

Qian Xu: "Finally happy?"

Qiao Ji was stunned, recalling Qian Xu's words twice, and it took a few beats before he realized it. In an instant, the blood all over his body seemed to be scalded, his face was so hot that steam was about to burst out, and the characters under his fingertips were typed. Deleted again, deleted and typed again, only a few short words remained in the end:

"I'm going to take a shower!"

Li Xu looked at the line of small characters that popped up on the screen with both a smile and a smile, then lowered his head for a while, scratched the little chin of the cow cat lying in his arms, and said, "Why are you like you, whose fur explodes when you touch its tail? "

Hei Hei raised his neck, squinted his eyes comfortably after being scratched, flicked his big tail, and patted his arm, as if despising his words with practical actions.

Li Xu scratched and scratched, and suddenly remembered: "Speaking of which, have you not bathed for several months?"

When Hei Hei heard the word "bath", his eyes widened suddenly, and he immediately swung his front paws wildly, kicked his hind legs vigorously, and broke free from Li Xu's arms after a few strokes, and ran away as if fleeing for his life.

Qiao Ji came out of a bath with an arrhythmia, and found that the video had been deleted, and the girl who posted the video apologized to him in a private message on Beep: "Sorry Qiuqiu, I didn't expect you to be so angry, I deleted it .”

This tone made him feel a little subtle, but he couldn't say anything, so he could only reply "it's okay" as the end.Looking at the refreshed page that displayed "The manuscript does not exist", I really felt much quieter. I also thought that when I restarted my phone and boarded the penguin, the first thing that caught my eye was Qian Xu's two words: "Idiot".

...It is true that he never seemed smart in front of Qian Xu, right?He has been being helped, accommodated, and guided, and this time too, a problem that could have been solved with a single video, he insisted on superfluously thinking "it won't be so embarrassing if everyone is awkward together", which led to the outflowing video of the face now, begging grandpa The one who sued grandma finally deleted it, and it was his own fault.

However, as soon as he posted on Weibo, the irritability that had just receded swept back again: the private messages were full, and the comments were all asking "I heard Qiuqiu's photo exploded?" There is still a lot of singing time, and some people even circle him as if showing off——

Flowery underpants: I don’t know why the up owner deleted it, but fortunately I captured the picture with super fast hands!Little brother is so pretty hahahaha, although I don’t listen to your songs much, I’ve fallen in love with you from today

Similar screenshots of Aite are flying all over the sky. Qiao Ji almost doesn't recognize his face when he looks at it. The most recent comment on the latest Weibo is basically: "I heard that Qiuqiu's live broadcast has a face? I missed it ah ah kneel down Crying loudly, the video has been deleted when I arrived at the beep station, can anyone send me a screenshot [泪浪]” and a “good-hearted person” replied: “You can find it on Weibo! There are many of them! But I seriously said after watching the video: The screenshots didn’t capture half of Qiuqiu’s beauty!”

Qiao Ji now feels that his fans already have a screenshot, and being irritable doesn't help. He can't send private messages one by one to delete, otherwise the fans will probably think he is crazy.And after being irritated... His mood became complicated: the attention he got from a face was almost comparable to the highest popularity he had achieved by singing honestly before cooperating with Qian Xu.He thought, no wonder there are so many singers running comic exhibitions, showing off their looks in live broadcasts, and even wearing women's clothing in live broadcasts. If the shortcut is so fast, who wouldn't want to go?

He once again fell into serious thinking about life, when the penguin on the lower right flickered, Qiao Ji's heart skipped a beat, and before he had time to think about it, he quickly poked open the dialogue with his hand——

The song is full of peach blossoms: "Damn it, is that photo that went viral on Weibo is you?!"

I thought it was that... Qiao Ji suppressed the disappointment in his heart, and replied with an expression: "[Contempt]"

The song is full of peach blossoms: "!!! So it's really you?!"

Zhiqiu: "[Contempt] As for?"

The song is full of love: "As for! Let me tell you, your looks are my ideal type! Your fans used to make up their minds because of your accent, and I know that the more you look like this, the higher the chance of being a handsome guy!"

This time it was Qiao Ji's turn to be frightened: "Fuck! Are you really gay?!"

The song is full of peach blossoms: "...Are I kidding you, I know you are a straight man in the universe."

Zhiqiu: "Don't scare me, I can't stand this."

The song is full of peach blossoms: "What can't stand it... Isn't Qian Xu also molesting you in the recording screen, Xiao Qiao?"

Zhiqiu: "Fuck! Don't make trouble!"

The song is full of peach blossoms: "Why do you still engage in differential treatment? Let him be called?"

The song is full of peach blossoms: "The recording screen is suddenly too close, so I can't see it clearly. Do you have a clearer photo? [Glutton]"

The song is full of peach blossoms: "Wow, you are still engaging in cold and violent violence! It's okay, I don't want photos and I won't scream anymore... Actually, to be honest, I really can't match Danmei every day if I don't have a bit of a bend. I should be a double, but the main thing is I like girls, after all, girls are soft and cute [saliva]”

Zhiqiu: "Okay."

The song is full of peach blossoms: "How do you feel that you answer so reluctantly [angry]"

If Song Jin Taohua had the perspective of God, you would find that Qiao Ji can still answer him with concentration, which is already good. After all, at this moment, Qiao Ji saw the latest private message lying in his private mailbox——

Cherry-flavored Coke: Maybe I’m meddling in my own business, or maybe you’re just selling rot, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, but as an old fan of Qianxu, I still can’t help reminding you that he has a girlfriend, and it’s among us inside.Seeing that the screen recording president may have a good impression of you, I know he is not a person who flirts around, but the fact is that he has had girlfriends three times, and the male mistress is also the mistress.Also please respect yourself.