[Transformers] Short Stories

Chapter 9 [Complete Half AU] It's stupid, Dad

When they had a young body, Rodimus was very happy. The little sports car, which always went its own way, somehow became a paternal love. It was carefully painted with the color of the young body, with orange, dark blue and gold symbols, Oh she is so cute!wow she is so pretty!

"Are you sure you don't want to add some green?" The small sports car covered in paint raised its head and asked courteously.

Tong Tianxiao said helplessly: "Butus, we have talked many times, don't paint the young body like a palette."

"Oh..." Rodimus bit the barrel of the paintbrush and asked again, "What about white?"

"No."

"We have to give her a name." Tong Tianxiao stared at the names on the data board, feeling like he was going to have an anxiety attack, "One that has no grammatical errors and sounds pretty good..."

"How about calling her 'Arcee'?" Rodimus said without looking up.

"..."

Well, there's nothing wrong with it, every TF wants to be the father of their comrades in arms.

"No! I refuse with all my strength!" Tong Tianxiao said coldly.

Tong Tianxiao was very sharp during the charging time, as soon as the young creature snorted, he went online.

"Romus, she's awake." He panicked, "What should I do?"

"Shh, don't ask me, before dawn, she is your child." Rodimus rubbed on his arm armor in a daze, and continued to charge.

Tong Tianxiao had no choice but to coax the child by himself, and then sat by the charging bed in a daze.

"Why aren't you charging?" Rodimus asked dizzily after waking up again.

"I can't figure out where the logic of that sentence is." Tong Tianxiao said to him, "Before dawn, what range does it mean? After this time range, you don't want her anymore?"

"No! That's just a line from "The Lion King"!" Rodimus took the metal bump's hand angrily, "Now! Lie down! Recharge!"

Rodimus inexplicably likes The Lion King.

More than once, while playing the theme song of "The Lion King", he slowly held up the baby body for the guests to see.

Drift even began to wonder if Rodimus had watched the Blue Star animation.

But this does not prevent Clockwork's memory from being filled with the "black history of various appearances" of the young.

When the hatchling grew up a bit, Rodimus carried her around the room openly.

"Baby, tell me, who do you admire the most? Is it the father of Rodimus?" Rodimus asked with a smile.

The young creature thought for a while, and replied crisply: "I admire Uncle Drift the most. Uncle Drift buys me candy."

"Old Tong, I remember you seem to have mentioned that it is forbidden for juveniles to eat candy at home."

"I mentioned it, what's wrong?"

"Practice it, start today!"

"...you don't gain respect from children by doing this..."

"I don't care!"

Having said that, Rodimus still had to call Drift when the hatchlings were disobedient.

"Hey Drift, do you have time to drop by tomorrow night? Bring some sugar."

The hatchling was going to have her body checked, but like all hatchlings, she was terrified of seeing a doctor.

Butianshi half-kneeled in front of the examination bed, holding her hand: "Baby, think about the TF you admire the most, your father, I never..."

"The TF I admire most is Uncle Ambulance!" After saying that, the young creature gave the ambulance a flattering look.

Rodimus showed a frustrated expression, and the ambulance stabbed him.

"This kid is the same as you trying to please the old man after you make a mistake." The ambulance said with relief, and then stabbed the checker without hesitation...

Butus came out of the hospital holding the crying baby, and happened to meet a passing truck named Tong Tianxiao.

"Does it hurt?" Tong Tianxiao stopped immediately, changed shape, and asked in a panic.

"Oh, it's nothing, she's just going through the throes of disillusionment," Rodimus said.

After a period of time, the young boy realized that he ran away, and he didn't want to be held by Rodimus, but often looked at the data board in Tong Tianxiao's arms.

"Baby," Rodimus rushed in with a bunch of toys in his arms, and showed her as if offering a treasure, "This is all your Christmas present, tell me how much you love me!"

"I like Uncle Police Car the most." The young body's optical mirror was shining brightly, "Uncle Police Car is so smart and knowledgeable."

"In comparison, Dad is an idiot." The young creature muttered.

Rodimus swears he sees displeasure in the child's face.

"Ah—it's actually a police car? It must be a mistake! I want to return the product! Return the product!" Rodimus shouted while holding his head.

"Butianshi, calm down—" Tong Tianxiao dissuaded, although he didn't like it in his heart.

"Aren't I smart too?" he asked the hatchling surreptitiously.

The young creature scratched his visor, expressing his loyalty unswervingly: "Uncle Police Car looks the smartest!"

During the Autobots' morning meeting, the police car finds itself sandwiched between Romus and Celestial.

"What's wrong with you?" the police car asked.

"Hmph." This is Rodimus.

"It's okay, please continue your performance." This is the master.

Then, Rodimus sneered throughout the meeting, no matter what opinion the police car asked him, he would always reply with "I don't know", "Let the smartest Autobot answer", "You must have a way".

But Tong Tianxiao actually pretended to be deaf and dumb.

The police car, feeling uncomfortable all over.

The baby had grown up a bit, and Tong Tianxiao felt that it was time for the child to worship Optimus Prime.

Don't ask him how he knows, every junior worships Optimus Prime.

As for the Optimus Prime poster hidden under the charging bed by the larvae, Tong Tianxiao said that he had never seen it.

"Honey, who do you admire the most?" Rodimus did not give up his pursuit at all.

optimus prime.Tong Tianxiao answered secretly in his core.

"Thunder Rescue Team!" The young creature's eyes lit up, "They are so cool! I like the Thunder Rescue Team so much! Dad, can any of you ask Uncle Chun for an autographed photo? I want a group photo of the Thunder Rescue Team, and Spring Signatures of Uncle, Uncle Perceptron, and Grandpa Cup! Dad, have you ever led the Thunder Rescue Team before?"

The expression on Rodimus's mask was twisted: "No, no, Old Tong, what about you?"

"I worked with them," Tong Tianxiao said, and struggled hard, trying to save some face, "but I wasn't, I didn't take it, I think I might have been a consultant at the time... yes, yes, I was a consultant !"

The hatchling gave them a disappointed look.

"Why are my dads so mean?" she muttered, kicking pebbles. "It's not cool at all."

Even though the military authority is so high that a single command can mobilize the Thunder Rescue Team, the two officers still feel very frustrated.

In order to prove to the hatchlings how cool he is, Rodimus took her to the edge of a runway. This runway stretches and bends. It is the most difficult high-speed runway on Cybertron. The place.

"I think back then, your father and I defeated Spring, Drift, Knockdown, Jazz, and Arcee..." Rodimus counted down the great achievements of the year, and then recalled logically stand up:

When he raced against the spring racing, his paint was worn out when cornering;

He was forced to fly out of the aisle when racing with the Jazz;

The most thrilling thing is knocking down a racing car. He almost fell off the cliff and broke into seventeen or eight pieces...

Originally intended to show off his technology, Butantesi's next sentence changed to: "So if you dare to drag a car here, I will punish you to write an inspection, deduct your pocket money, put you in confinement, and never let you play electronic games again. Play the game, and let the members of the Thunder Rescue Team know that you are not a good boy!"

Juvenile: "???"

"Father, next time you pick me up from school, can you stay away from me." The young creature gently tugged Tong Tianxiao's finger.

Tong Tianxiao looked at her puzzled.

"The instructors at the school are afraid of you, I feel so ashamed." Xiao Shengti said.

Heavenly Dawn crashed.

Butianshi tried his best to comfort him, and almost invited Jung for psychological counseling.

Grimwire and his team of dinosaurs get into trouble outside and need a detailed report.

Sitting at the table, after experiencing the baptism of countless horror tables of Astronomical Dawn, the tightrope almost ran away.

The hatchling climbed onto the table, stared at the captain of the mechanical dinosaur, the optical mirror was shining, and shouted expectantly: "Mechanical dinosaur, invincible!"

The steel cable was killed in an instant, and not only let the hatchling sit on his neck, but also announced that it was a new member of the mechanical dinosaur team. The hatchling was not only not afraid, but also shook its feet and laughed endlessly.

"Are you worried? Old Tong."

"worry."

Tong Tianxiao felt that since having the hatchling, his prestige among the Autobots continued to decline.

During the morning meeting, he should have brought out a lot of PPT materials, but he found that the data board was full of "photographs" of mechanical dogs and laser birds.

After Halloween, he spent the whole afternoon cleaning up the energy candies in the machine, and sometimes one or two candies would still fall out of some gap in the armor.

Horrible Christmas, with all the remembrances of how he got stuck in the chimney, as if he didn't want to recall why he received "love magic" - pink, heart-shaped, scary "good daddy" sticky stickers.

What's even more frightening is that he really stuck it on his chest for a whole day, and he was still reluctant to part when the sticker was torn off by Rodimus.

Then it was forced to almost explode by the white traces left by the stickers.

Not to mention Rodimus.

He's had his majesty discredited ever since rainbow bubbles came out of his photon gun instead of flames.

On April Fool's Day, he even got a prominent sticker on the back of his neck:

"A low-profile version of Iron Man, priced at 9.99 Cypriots."

During the confrontation training with Megatron, the scene was very tense for a while, Rodimus laughed, and took out a fairy wand from the subspace.

"..."

Tension turned to embarrassment, and Megatron laughed horribly.

Rodimus was invited by the academy to give a speech.

From the corner of the eye, he caught a glimpse of the young creature bringing his friends to see him.

Butensus was just about to play handsome, when he heard the young creature whisper, "This is my father."

"Can I have his autograph?" said the little friend.

"It doesn't matter if you want it or not, he's not the same as Optimus Prime, he's not fierce or cool at all."

Tobutus was puzzled to whom this characteristic of the young creature belonged to.

"It's yours." He said to Tong Tianxiao.

"Todimus, you can't say it's mine every time you confuse the words and deeds of the hatchlings."

When dealing with all-knowing, the hatchlings usually look like this:

"Dad, help me check my homework!" "Dad, sign!" "Dad, I can't write this question!" "Dad, I will help you organize the data board, can you give me a bonus!" "Dad, look at my Report card!" "Dad, I ran No.1 in the sports meeting!" "Dad, I want to hear a bedtime story!" "Dad, you have to sing so I can fall asleep!"

When dealing with Rodimus, the hatchlings usually look like this:

"Dad! Hahahahahahahaha..." "Dad, so stupid! Hahahahahahaha..." "Stop! Hahahahahahaha..." "Put down my toys, Dad, hahahahahahaha... ..." "Dad, I'm going to get down to business, I won't play with you hahahahahahaha..." "Dad, where did my snacks go? Did you eat it? Really? Hahahahahahahahaha..."

—so, although the pups called them both "Daddy," they never got confused who the baby was calling.

When the two Zambos rushed towards the hatchling, she was afraid and uneasy, but she still held the photon gun tightly in her hand.Before she could take defensive action, Tong Tianxiao grabbed their necks one by one from behind.

"Stay away from her!" He roared, with a ferocious expression, and smashed the two invaders together with both hands.

"Don't be nervous, Old Tong, there is a first time." The small sports car stopped in front of them, deformed, and Rodimus shot and smashed the attacker behind Tong Tianxiao, his mask was full of excited focus, "Or This familiar feeling is the most exciting on the battlefield, right? Old Tong."

The invaders opened fire on them, Rodimus and Celestials back-to-back, fending off attacks from all directions, dual wielding weapons to slant ammo, and taking out those who tried to break them.They cooperated tacitly, and their movements were so agile that the young were dazzled.When the gunfire stopped, the place had been cleared.

"I have to support them." Rodimus walked a few steps quickly, knelt down on one knee and hugged the young body, grinning with white teeth, at this time he was the usual flippant young man again, "It's time to test the old cup How is your training, can you go back alone? Go to the console."

The hatchling swallowed the electrolyte, and now she was full of confidence.

"Yes!" she replied loudly.

"Good boy," Rodimus applauded, kissing her visor.He stood up and turned his head, "Old Tong?"

"I'm going to cut off their weapon backup, otherwise it will be endless." Tong Tianxiao said.

"That was not what I meant."

Rodimus was helpless, but he was used to it, turned around and grabbed Tong Tianxiao's breastplate to signal him to bend down, and they exchanged a quick kiss.

Separated, Rodimus stared at him for a moment, with a serious expression that the hatchling had never seen before.

"Kill them!" Rodimus ordered.

"As you ordered." Tong Tianxiao replied in a low voice.

Rodimus smiled.

Without any further words, the three TFs dispersed, deformed, and galloped away in three different directions.

END.

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