[Transformers] Short Stories

Future fans!This is the latest TF-Book-Tagram number I applied for (you don’t want to know where the previous one went), I made a bet with my buddies: we all apply for a new account, start from scratch, one plug After a week, let's see who has the most followers.You might be thinking: Whoa, another old trick, how are these two idiots going to gain followers?Don't worry, we will definitely open your eyes!

In order to ensure the fairness of this gamble, I will not reveal my identity, because I know that it is too unfair for my buddies. Once my identity is revealed, the number of fans will increase so fast that even Lao Tong Neither can be calculated.

Ahhh, did I just say all-knowing?Yes, this is my first mate, Tyr Lester's designated executive officer, a super heavyweight that the Galactic Association wants to poach!

By the way, Lao Tong is really heavy unless you take off the armor, no kidding.Guess how I know?Fans who guessed right, I will privately announce Laotong's measurements and hidden measurements (and mine).

The buddy I bet with is Drift, does anyone know him?

Yes, Drift, I said not to disclose my identity, but I didn't say not to disclose the identities of the TFs related to me. After all, even Thunderbolt is on my ship, Thunderbolt!Do any of you know him?Follow me, draw autographs and commemorative photos.

Do you want to announce it too?OK, give it a try.

Sex | Sensual old rescue, play mobile phone online [Video]

Wax for the drift [image] - Hey, anyway, it's kind of funny to see your horns on fire.

High Purity Contest to See Who Can Drink More [Video]

Perceptrons Frightened to Fly [Image]

Slag!His marksmanship is really accurate!Laugh, drift, fuck you!

selfie [picture]

Then take a selfie [image]

It's also very beautiful from this angle, take another picture [picture]

Take a photo with the mascot on the boat [Picture]

The owner of the mascot is here! [picture]

I'm so handsome here, I can't help but take pictures [picture]

Manual [picture] Guess what is engraved?

Inform those fans who guessed "ghost painting talisman" and "handicapped party", that the whirling blade has recorded you.

Jung online class: teach you how to tell jokes easily.

Know how to teach Lao Tong to tell jokes?There are three steps: open the door, push him out, and close the door.Finish.

It's annoying to be stared at all the time, but it's fun to keep staring at——

The antenna is shaking, I better pretend nothing happened [Picture]

LOL!Old Tong told a joke!Join us for a smile! [picture]

Damn, that wasn't a joke.

Emmmmm... Old Tong seems to have told a joke?Should I laugh?

Online interactive game, distinguish these words spoken by Laotong, and guess which one is a joke: [-]. Rodimus is cleaning the room.[-]. Rodimus needs to clean up the room.[-]. Rodimus quickly tidy up the room.

Hey!I didn't name it on purpose!It's the old man's fault, he totally confuses me!

Shock!The truth about the midnight singing turned out to be——? ! [video]

The last shot before charging [picture]

What did I see! ?Raid my room day and night!Ha, I knew it! (But really, the blue light in the dark really scares TF to death)

Not to mention his livid face.Something like this: Bronze Figure [Image]

Tsk, it turned out to be just a crisis drill.

I hate crisis drills.I want to charge!I want to resist!I am a free soul!I am a wild sports car!

Yep, I'm thinking about which one to draw.

I'm going to randomly select a scene from the data board, and each scene details a doomsday-level disaster (that Tong Tianxiao thinks might happen), blablablabla... Really?Does anyone care?

I'm going to pick a catastrophe, wait and see, poor crew—Old Tong, Galvatron wouldn't have crashed into our room like you, Cyclonus can testify to me

Cooooooooool!A sudden meteorite smashed the deck of the Seeker, and half of the spaceship was blown into slag. Fires and explosions spread everywhere, electric currents ran wild, rivers of engine oil flooded, wounded everywhere, wailing endlessly——I'm so lucky !

stand up!Crew members who don't want to be locked up!

The Crashing Crew [Video]

The Cursing Crew [Video]

Panic Attack Crew [Video]

Crew Attempts Suicide [Video]

Wow!The above few videos made me feel that everything after Lao Tong got on the boat was worth it. He really knows how to torture everyone better than me.

Correction, not "torture".

Correction, it's not "torture" it's "training" and we'll be a well-trained team that can come out of any bad situation with ease. (Autobot code threat, delete in brackets)

The exercise is over, let me go and see what the drift has captured.

Scum!He actually posted a video of me struggling, stiffening, and being dragged away in the hands of Lao Tong during the exercise?How shameless!In this case, Drift, I will do whatever it takes!

Hot Drift, Online Kills [Video]

When Hot Drift Meets Sex | Sensual Rescue [Video]

Why is the click-through rate of that video still higher than mine?You guys actually prefer to see me and Lao Tong?Correction, you actually prefer to look at me? —what am I talking about?And rightfully so!

Standing behind Lao Tong to imitate his speech [Video]

got caught, run away

Hologram Selfie [Image]

The whirling blade and I in the holographic image, princess hug! [picture]

The holographic image of me, Whirling Blade and Blue Thunderbolt, hugging left and right! [picture]

The hologram of me being hit by a file board [picture]

That’s right, Drift, compared to you posting, it’s better for me to send it out on my own initiative, faster than your hand speed, a little bit [picture]

Gloomy Celestials in top shorts, miniskirts and black silk [image]

Of course it's a hologram, what are you thinking? !

Thousands of fans benefits!You asked to hold Laotong 360 degrees in a circle [Video]

Ambulance says if I TBT him again he'll roll my visor on the keyboard lol he's cutegbdrhtvhgrfytvgsergvfhybhttrdge

Hey Old Tong, did you see that?I hid a cute in the garbled code just now!

Scum!Drift posted this video again!wait!

Midnight Drift, Online Car Wash [Video]

Old Tong, please let me in, the ambulance is chasing me!The whole ship hunts down! ! !

Scum!Old Tong ignores me!

Afraid to deform.jpg——Who sees this is a bad joke?

The second fan-pull contest of Deviation Notes!Are you ready? [video]

Drift, you are actually live streaming the "How to Paint Paint" tutorial?What about morals!

How did he convince Ambulance to be a livery model?Seriously wondering.

"What kind of paint can make you look slimmer"?

Really showed off my optics!

Who is the "Wannian stand-alone blogger"?I just don't like high-profile like drift and ambulance!

I can't stay any longer. Is there anyone here?I need someone, urgently.

Long time no see?

Where have you been?

No, I don't care about the core, no one is right.I'm just annoyed by the drift show, I still have a lot of things to do, such as: increase followers!

——Everyone!Ready to watch the third follower campaign? [picture]

"If you post a selfie again, you will lose your fans"?What's the meaning?

kinda...

It doesn't feel right.

Post a selfie before you act. [picture]

found it.It was forbidden to take pictures.Attempt to grab the waist.

ignore me.

make faces [picture]

ignore……

Forget it, let's go.

Really ignore me, what should I do?Wait online.

I'm in no rush, and I don't care.

I don't know who I'm talking about.

Betrayal is up——! ! ! [video]

One more fan!Be dumbfounded, drift!break in [picture]

Slag!Pay me for the optics!

"You won, get out"?what is this?It doesn't matter if you win or lose, there's an ambulance anyway?Or does having an ambulance win or lose anyway?

Hey, who wants to watch a space meteor shower?I will shoot!

Oops!There are others!

Oops!The hatch is locked!

An awkward silence... what should I say?A lighthearted "I haven't rehearsed this" or an even lighter "Ha! Didn't think of that!"

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"Don't worry," Rodimus was a little out of words, "I guess the energy furnace must be broken, and the energy can't be connected, which makes the door unable to open, and it will be restored soon."

Tong Tianxiao glanced at him, expressionless: "There is no energy furnace on our ship."

"That's because the magic of the sensor has failed, or Xiao Zhuge's experiment—whatever, don't you think this place is pretty good?"

Rodimus tried to get closer to the opponent, but Tong Tianxiao stretched out his hand to separate him.

Rodimus showed a puzzled expression, and then realized that Celestial's optics were locked on the data pad in his hand.

"You care about this?"

"I don't like it." Tong Tianxiao said, "I don't like posting every move on the public network where everyone can see it."

"Please, Old Tong," Rodimus twitched his lips, "They won't see what we're doing through the screen."

"Yes, but you will post it," Tong Tianxiao said, "for your competition with Drift, for gaining attention, for vanity... I don't know any other reasons, but at present, these are enough to motivate you to act .”

"That's why you don't appear around me anymore?" Rodimus frowned, holding the data pad with both hands, "I should have played TBT sooner if I knew it—no, just kidding, because it's too late now."

He laughed contentedly a few times, and then showed a serious face: "Really? Then why don't you come and ban it?"

"I don't agree, I don't approve of a Cybertronian spreading privacy around, but I can't stop it - it doesn't violate any rules." Celestials looked deeply disturbed, "I can only talk to you, Or wait for the game to end."

"So we're 'talking' now?" Rodimus wanted to compare the quotation marks, but found that his hand was occupied by the data pad, he asked provocatively, "What are you going to say to make me give up this game? Give up the victory that is about to be obtained?"

"I don't intend to make you 'give up'." Tong Tianxiao corrected him strictly, "I just suggest that you don't drag people who don't want to participate..."

"Don't drag you in, do you?" Rodimus smirked. "As far as I know, you're the only one on board who doesn't want to participate—even the ambulance has a good time."

"The ambulance is having fun because he finally has a reason to bang the wrench on your heads...what the hell am I talking about." Tong Tianxiao turned his head, the audio receiver was full of Rodimus laughing.

"So you'd rather I post other people's news?" Rodimus said, his spoiler wings a little down, "I thought you'd want to be more involved. You know, we're together…"

"No." Tong Tianxiao said, "Not in this matter."

"Well, the ambulance is fun because of the drift," Rodimus said affectionately, "but we're not like them, right? So the drift wins, and that's okay."

After he finished talking nonchalantly, he casually threw the data pad aside, raised his hand and pulled Tong Tianxiao's arm armor.

"Kiss me," he said, "now we both understand, you're not angry, I'm not angry, we just had some conceptual conflicts, but we reconciled."

Drift figured he should have opened the door, since the ambulance was still waiting for him, and he couldn't lock Romus and Celestial together forever.

What's more, their movements were a bit over the top, he seriously suspected that Rodimus was counterattacking.

Stupid.Drift thought, whether it was Rodimus' trick or Rodimus' counterattack.

But somehow these always work for Celestial.

After the rustling sound, Tong Tianxiao's voice weakened.

"You said 'a moment,' Romus," he said.

"Huh? Did I say that?" It sounded like Rodimus was trying to play dumb, but finally gave up. "I said it, but you should know that I always do things based on 'emotions', not 'rules'."

"Ah." Tong Tianxiao sighed, which sounded more like "very comfortable" rather than "very helpless".

So Drift knew that he should really go, and he left an inside message for Rodimus:

Get someone else to lock the door next time.

Do not post on TBT.Rodimus just replied like this.

Understood, you owe me one.Drift back.

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Settle private matters!Take a selfie! [picture]

Easter eggs:

"The enemy ship is still chasing us, can't we get rid of it?" Tong Tianxiao stared at the screen and asked, "How did they find out where we are?"

No one answered.

"I don't know either." Rodimus said, put his feet up on the table, and sent another TBT message.

END.