Hamster wants to eat chicken [e-sports]

“[Teammate Manslaughter] Master Hamster kills noteasy with an m860 shotgun”

A line of bright red words floated in front of Rong Yi and Bai Xiaoshu's eyes, but Bai Xiaoshu was obviously still confused.

"Brother, how did you become a box?"

Bai Xiaoshu, who had no sense of making mistakes, squatted next to Rong Yi's corpse box, touching Rong Yi's inheritance, and talking to Rong-box spirit-Yi at the same time.

"...Can't you see where the muzzle is when you shoot?!!!"

Rong Yi's mentality completely collapsed.

This little bastard is simply a little devil in angel skin! !

Needless to say, this dramatic scene once again made netizens laugh like crazy.

"Hahaha, this marksmanship is very spiritual, and I still don't forget to lick Yishen's bag hahaha, the hamster has improved a lot, hahahaha!!"

"The way of heaven is reincarnation, Rong Buyi, do you still remember those teammates who were dragged down by you and were killed by you?"

"Hahahaha, it turned out to be a Hollywood shootout blockbuster, and it instantly turned into a domestic comedy. The painting style changed too quickly, and the concubine couldn't get used to it. Now the corners of my mouth are cracked from laughing hahaha!"

"Yi Shen from the hamster's perspective is so handsome! But I know now, the most handsome is not Mr. Hamster hahahaha!!!"

"I never expected the series, the hamster is probably not a spy sent by the enemy."

……

Rong Yi with golden thighs has turned into a box, and Bai Xiaoshu is naturally not far from turning into a box.

Sure enough, within a short while, Bai Xiaoshu was beaten to the ground by the enemy with a gun, and the body box was lined up with Rong Yi. It can be said that the whole family died neatly.

Finally, looking at the rankings of the game, Bai Xiaoshu happily said to Rong Yi: "We still have No.5!!"

Rong Yi had a sexually indifferent face, and didn't want to express any opinion on this.

After being teleported back to the original room, Rong Yi asked Bai Xiaoshu, "Do you want to play another game?"

Bai Xiaoshu was about to agree, but his stomach growled.

The cute voice was perfectly reproduced on the characters in the game by the holographic helmet, and was clearly heard by Rong Yi and the majority of netizens.

The strong sense of hunger even made Bai Xiaoshu feel that if he didn't eat any more, he would turn back into a hamster.

Bai Xiaoshu was caught in a dilemma for a moment, clutching his hungry stomach, looked at Rong Yi pitifully and said, "I still want to play for a while."

Rong Yi: You're looking at me like that, making it difficult for me!

Rong Yi didn't dare to look directly at the cute Bai Xiaoshu, and helped him make a decision cruelly: "You go to eat first, I'm also offline, after playing for so long, it's time to rest."

"Wow, that's fine."

Bai Xiaoshu felt a little bit reluctant, but obediently went offline.

Seeing the person disappear from the room, Rong Yi finally let out a long sigh of relief.

Obviously it was for the sake of his stomach, but for some reason he felt guilty of bullying a child.Is it really too cute?

Rong Yi sighed for a moment about Bai Xiaoshu's natural cuteness, and then happily started the next game.

Solo platoon killer is officially launched.

Bai Xiaoshu took off his helmet obediently, believing in Rong Yi's words of "offline too", completely ignorant of being ruthlessly betrayed.

Bai Xiaoshu of "Honest Mouse" took out a handful of melon seeds from the pile of nuts he had just bought and ate them, then walked slowly to the computer.

Although the game is over, the live broadcast room is not closed yet.

Bai Xiaoshu just glanced at it hastily, and was almost frightened by the number of spectators in the room, so that the melon seeds fell to the ground.

Looking at the tipping income in the background, I was even more panicked for a while, "How come there are so many people! Could it be a system error?"

After a series of preparatory investigations before, Bai Xiaoshu still knew the number of viewers that a new anchor should normally have, and the situation in front of him was obviously unreasonable.

Bai Xiaoshu's reaction was perfectly captured by the audience who were still in the live broadcast room, and the barrage became even crazier for a while.

Bai Xiaoshu stared intently for a while, and it took him a long time to confirm that the data was not a system error. He was flattered and relieved.

"It turns out that you were attracted by Big Brother! Thank you so much for your tip!"

Out of the most basic respect for his parents, Bai Xiaoshu expressed his gratitude sincerely, and even put down the melon seeds in his hands.

On the other hand, the barrage party was completely confused by the soft and sweet tone, and frantically threw the bounty in their hands.

"It's so cute! Please give me a dozen of these hamsters! Grenade x233"

"Hamster, eat quickly, and eat chicken at night, we are waiting for you!! Landmine x55"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?"

……

Bai Xiaoshu was intimidated by the stormy rewards, in order to avoid losing control, he chatted for a while before downloading without hesitation.

Seeing the bombardment slowed down, Bai Xiaoshu breathed a sigh of relief.

These crazy and rich humans are really going to scare hamsters to death.

After dealing with the live broadcast room, Bai Xiaoshu turned off the computer, turned back into a little hamster, and then comfortably ate the melon seeds and almonds.

Sure enough, eating melon seeds in the body state is the most convenient.

Bai Xiaoshu ate half full, and suddenly remembered that she still owed two meals downstairs.

Thus, Bai Xiaoshu stood up from the pile of nuts, shaking his chubby body.He looked up and looked around, and found a clean small square towel on the table.

Picking out a bunch of good-looking, high-quality nuts, Bai Xiaoshu stumbled onto the road to pay back the food with a small burden on his back.

He entered the kitchen downstairs in a familiar manner, and then quietly put the small burden into the large iron pot.

After doing all this, Bai Xiaoshu realized a terrible thing belatedly.

Big Tiger, it's time for dinner today!Haven't started cooking yet! ! ?

Bai Xiaoshu looked in the direction of the living room, and frowned, feeling extremely worried for a moment.

After hesitating and hesitating for a long time, Bai Xiaoshu finally took the courage to step his calf towards the living room, and saw the big tiger lying motionless on the sofa from a distance.

Bai Xiaoshu was startled when he saw this, and under panic and nervousness, he changed into a human form and strode quickly over, only to find out when he got closer... This human was lying comfortably wearing a helmet and playing games.

Bai Xiaoshu, whose feelings had been severely wasted, had double eyelids "==" occupying the entire face for a while.

There is a saying that I don't know if I should say it or not.

Rong Yi played a few rounds of solo queue, and the killing was hearty and extremely enjoyable, except that his body was hungry.Therefore, Rong Yi no longer wanted to fight, and decisively went offline to prepare for dinner.

The moment he took off his helmet, Rong Yi seemed to see a fair-skinned boy in an animal skin skirt flashing past his eyes. He couldn't help but rubbed his eyes, looked up again, but there was nothing there.

Rong Yi couldn't help but look at the sky in contemplation. Sure enough, after being single for a long time, is he hallucinating from hunger?

As for Bai Xiaoshu, he had already turned back into a hamster and returned upstairs safe and sound, and also expressed that he would sleep well to make up for the wasted feelings just now.

With such a big heart, she doesn't look at all like a goblin who was about to reveal her identity.

Downstairs, the dull Rong Yi finally got up from the sofa and walked slowly into the kitchen.

While pondering whether to find some films to solve the physiological needs, he organized the ingredients in an orderly manner.Finally, stand by the stove, ready to show off your cooking skills.

Lifting the lid of the pot, one can see the small bundle inside at a glance.

The small package of broken flowers and the delicate and lovely nuts are full and are about to be squeezed out.

Rong Yi thought of the figure that had just flashed by for a moment, and then contacted the strange phenomenon that appeared in the kitchen in the past two days, Rong Yi had a bold guess for a while

——There may have been a goblin who sneaked into his house, although he is greedy but will reciprocate his kindness.

Rong Yi was overwhelmed, and carefully carried the small bundle to his eyes, looked at it carefully for a few seconds, and then turned his gaze to the half-assembled rodent control artifact in the corner.

In the end, Rong Yi threw all these artifacts into the trash can in the corner, and stood beside the trash can for a while.

Fairy, I have decided to forgive you.

******

Bai Xiaoshu didn't know anything about what happened downstairs, and fell asleep soundly on the special small bed.While Rong Yi was eating, he received a call.

Looking at the caller ID, a trace of disgust flashed across Rong Yi's face, and he decisively chose to refuse to answer.However, the phone rang tirelessly and relentlessly.

"Is something wrong?"

Rong Yi finally couldn't bear it anymore and answered the phone with the utmost impatience.

Yu Jingfeng who was standing downstairs in the apartment was terrified by the cold tone, and couldn't help laughing apologetically: "Boss, I'm downstairs in your house!"

"not see."

Speaking of Rong Yi was about to hang up the phone, Yu Jingfeng hurriedly persuaded him to stay.

"No way! Brother Yi! Brother Yi! I was wrong! I shouldn't have let you go the day before yesterday. Something really happened that night. The great actor Yuan Wei personally came to ask me to change my clothes. What can I do? I am also very helpless ah!!"

Rong Yi snorted, saw through his friend with a glance, and said, "Helpless? I'm afraid he couldn't sleep for three days in ecstasy!"

Yu Jingfeng choked for a moment, laughed dryly, and decided to change the subject, "By the way, Brother Yi, Susu called me yesterday and asked me if I knew where you live now."

Rong Yi's eyes became sharp for a moment, and he said dangerously: "You didn't say it, did you?"

"How dare you!"

Yu Jingfeng replied with a playful smile, and then said: "Quickly open the door for me, and let me see your limited edition helmet. By the way, have you eaten yet? I'll get you a bottle from my dad's wine cellar." Here comes the red wine."

As soon as Yu Jingfeng finished talking about the red wine, the phone hung up, and the electronic lock of the door of the apartment building was also opened at the same time.

Yu Jingfeng showed a smug smile, and then went upstairs with the life-saving red wine.

……

In such a calm and waveless afternoon, a new account called "Plague Defense Station" on the J station live broadcast platform silently released an edited video.

Moreover, without any boost, the video quickly became popular on station J, and was forwarded and shared by various netizens on Weibo, forums and other social networking sites.

Under the skillful slashing of the knife by the editor, this short video of just ten minutes made all the melon-eating people cry for a while!

The untold story between the well-known chicken eater "noteasy" and his little hamster!

Lovely music, naughty subtitles, summed up the most exciting and funny parts of Rong Yi and Bai Xiaoshu's game live broadcast, and added more cute small theater scenes.

The hamster's glutinous rice dumpling's little milk voice x Yishen's low-pitched voice of Uncle Qing's total attacking voice, even made netizens imagine a romantic drama every minute! ! !

However, this enthusiastic network response did not immediately affect the lives of the parties involved.

Rong Yi looked at Yu Jingfeng who was lying on the sofa in his house with a look of disgust, and couldn't help kicking him, "You have seen the helmet too, when will you get out!"