Hamster wants to eat chicken [e-sports]

Bai Xiaoshu and Rong Yi successfully reunited.

Rong Yi looked at Bai Xiaoshu's clean equipment, feeling extremely tired.

In desperation, Rong Yi could only take Bai Xiaoshu to pick up some junk that he didn't want in the area he had searched.

Bai Xiaoshu glanced at the first-level army green helmet on his head, then at Rong Yi's dark and handsome third-level helmet, a little greedy, "Brother, can I change your helmet for you, I think you like green better."

"I don't like green!!!"

Rong Yi sticks to his equipment and stands up for himself.

Bai Xiaoshu didn't give up at all, and stalked and retorted: "But brother, you are willing to plant green grass on your head!"

"..." Rong Yi really wanted to shoot this little idiot into outer space with a frying pan.

Rong Yi couldn't help pointing to the green ID above his head, and told him seriously: "This is not green grass, this is an English string."

Bai Xiaoshu glanced at the top of Rong Yi's head, and spelled hesitantly: "Easy Rong...Brother Cao?"

"Did your English be taught by a physical education teacher!!?"

Rong Yi went crazy, the veins on his forehead seemed to explode.

Bai Xiaoshu shook her head seriously, "No, it was taught by the history teacher."

Rong Yi died at the age of 26.

Grandma Bai, who is a history professor, said that she would not take the blame.

Rong Yi was so tormented by Bai Xiaoshu that he lost his temper completely, and told Bai Xiaoshu directly, "My ID is noteasy, I am a big boss on the ladder who will not change my name or surname, and I am known as 'Rongbuyi'!"

"Well, I remember."

Bai Xiaoshu nodded straight when he heard that, then raised his head, and said with a serious and cute face: "My ID is Mr. Hamster, a new anchor who can change his name or surname, known as 'Hamster'!"

"Nice to meet you!"

Saying that, Bai Xiaoshu extended his little hand politely and formally.

Rong Yi had a mouthful of old blood in his chest, feeling hopeless, but he still stretched out his hand and shook Bai Xiaoshu's little paw.

"...delighted, my hamster...my lord."

And the live broadcast room was already laughing like crazy.

"Hahahahahaha help, how can my hamster be so cute!!!"

"Brother Grass hahaha, Rong Buyi, the grass on your head can run like a horse hahahaha!! Deep water torpedo x5"

"Brother Rongcao is fine, hahahaha, I told you to pick up broken equipment for hamsters, you will not die of anger, hahahaha!"

"Welcome to today's chicken dating show. By the way, are you elementary school students shaking hands and making friends? Hahahaha! Grenade x10"

"The natural enemy of Yishen: cute hamster is online hahahaha!! Shallow water bomb x666"

……

Officially making friends, Bai Xiaoshu was in a very happy mood, bouncing around following Rong Yi to continue searching for equipment, picking up the rest of the supplies with Rong Yi without being picky at all, with a cheerful atmosphere all over his body.

It made Rong Yi feel a little guilty at the end, "I took all the good things away, why aren't you angry?"

"not angry."

"You are my first friend!"

Bai Xiaoshu couldn't help but blurted out thinking, not forgetting to give Rong Yi a bright and sunny smile.

The defenseless Rong Yi's whole heart was about to be melted by this sweet smile, and he knew it with a blow!

This person... I'm afraid he is not a little angel!

"How can I be your first friend?"

Rong Yi, who had recovered from his composure, suddenly asked curiously.

Bai Xiaoshu didn't think too much, with a sweet smile on his face, he replied in a soft voice: "I used to dare not go out alone, the outside world is very dangerous, if I am not careful, I will be put in a white coat." Catch it!"

It's just that Bai Xiaoshu didn't expect that these fragments of his brain would be processed into a different look by Rong Yi and the majority of netizens.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

"Listening to the hamster, it feels like a long-term hospitalization. Didn't you even go to school? QAQ grenade x10"

"It's so soft and so healing, why did you say it so cheerfully and optimistically, Ma Ma's heart will be warmed! Deep water torpedo x10"

"Ah, it's too bad, it seems to see a living little angel!!!"

……

Rong Yi's mood was similar to that of the netizens. He was so warmed by this little sun's optimism that his heart softened. He couldn't help but lower his voice and said, "You will definitely make more friends in the future."

"Ok!"

Bai Xiaoshu was so happy that he shook his head, he thought so too.

At this point in the game, the red circle began to shrink, and Rong Yi quickly found an off-road vehicle to take Bai Xiaoshu to run poison.

In the car, Bai Xiaoshu suddenly thought of something, and asked Rong Yi curiously with wide eyes, "Brother, what kind of dance did everyone dance at the harbor pier before! It feels so strange."

At this time, Rong Yi had extremely strong tolerance and patience towards Bai Xiaoshu under the "angel halo", and explained: "They danced the chicken-eating dance, and this dance should be regarded as a chicken-eating ceremony for playing this game." The specific meaning Where, to be honest, Rong Yi himself didn't know.

With that said, the car has already entered the white safety zone.

Rong Yi parked the car behind the bridge and hid it, then found a hidden place to ambush, and said to Bai Xiaoshu, "Let's block a wave of people on the bridge first."

Bai Xiaoshu followed Rong Yi like a tail.

"When a car drives past, you just take a gun and sweep it vigorously, you know?"

"Okay." Bai Xiaoshu nodded obediently.

However, after a long time, no one came.

Bai Xiaoshu looked at the small map on the wristband, and was so bored that he couldn't sit still, "Brother, will anyone really come? The red circle is almost shrinking."

"hold on."

Rong Yi had an intuition that there must be someone else, so he said unhurriedly, patiently ambush.

So, Bai Xiaoshu, who had nothing to do, practiced the chicken-eating dance behind Rong Yi, muttering: "Left, left, left, QEQE, those who stand are idiots, those who stand can't eat chicken..."

Rong Yi: "..."

"Brother, do you think I danced right?"

Bai Xiaoshu tilted her head from side to side, looking so cute.

Rong Yi was violently attacked by Mengmeng as soon as he turned around, and couldn't help but complain to the sky.

How could this kid dance such a ridiculous chicken-eating dance so cutely! ! !

"You danced well." Rong Yi boasted with a calm face and a turbulent heart, and then let go of himself and danced with Bai Xiaoshu to eat the chicken dance. Halfway through the dance, he suddenly remembered a problem that had been ignored for a long time.

Rong Yi: "Wait a minute...did you mention the anchor or something when you introduced yourself?"

Bai Xiaoshu: "Yes!"

Bai Xiaoshu frankly admitted, and then repeated what he said before, with an extremely cheerful tone, and compared to a cute scissorhand.

"If you don't want to change your name, don't change your surname, new anchor Mr. Hamster! Oye!"

Hearing this, Rong Yi suddenly stopped dancing, looked at Bai Xiaoshu seriously, with a trace of imperceptible tension on his body, and said in a difficult tone: "You...you don't want to still be on the live broadcast right now!"

"Yes!"

Bai Xiaoshu felt that Rong Yi's question was inexplicable, and added: "I have been driving it all the time."

Rong Yi was silent for a short while, then raised his head suddenly, looking seriously into Bai Xiaoshu's eyes, as if he was talking to the netizen on the computer side through Bai Xiaoshu.

"Actually, I'm not your big brother yesterday, I'm a hacker."

Bai Xiaoshu: "..." Although I'm a hamster, you underestimate the hamster's IQ too much.

"I don't believe it, you all have the same voice."

Bai Xiaoshu couldn't help but waved his little hand with a look of disgust, this deceit was too serious.

Rong Yi struggled to no avail, and mourned alone in the wind.

And the live broadcast room once again set off a stormy "gloating" barrage.

"Hahahahahaha Rong Buyi, we have already seen through the essence of your boring and funny, hahaha, don't try to cover up anymore. Don't worry, you are still the God of Yi in our hearts hahahaha!!! Grenade x10"

"Don't try to lie to us with account hacking, hamsters don't believe it, we've already recorded the whole process of your embarrassment hahahaha, I'm telling you, your image of a cold and handsome god disappeared as early as yesterday!! Diving bomb x50"

"Hahahaha Yishen can also dance the chicken-eating dance. I feel that it is not in the same style as the hamster's chicken-eating dance hahahaha! The street dance strayed into the children's channel hahahaha. Landmine x19"

"I can't, I'm so cute! Don't stop me from eating this pair of sipis. There is a hint of pampering in this irascibility. It's killing me!! Deep water torpedo x20"

……

Rong Yi was very sad in his heart, but the game didn't give him more time to be sad.

After waiting for so long, people finally came to the bridge.

Rong Yi lifted his spirits, picked up his ak47, and prepared to intercept this wave of humanoid equipment delivery.

As soon as the enemy vehicle entered the range, it ushered in a clean fire.Rong Yi hit the bullet without fail, and directly smashed the speeding car into a sieve.

There was a "boom" explosion, and the enemies on the car were directly blown into boxes.

Bai Xiaoshu watched until little stars popped out of his eyes. From a close-up perspective, the blockbuster movie has a sense of sight, and it's so handsome!

Rong Yi showed off his operation, raised his eyebrows, and beckoned with great pride to take Bai Xiaoshu to lick the box.

Bai Xiaoshu's tattered equipment instantly turned into an Armani suit.

However, the mantis catches the cicada and the oriole is behind.

The two of them who licked the box too ecstatically did not realize that someone was aiming at them with a 98k sniper rifle in the small building on the river bank.

Bai Xiaoshu's third-level helmet, which hadn't been warmed up, was directly blasted into tatters by a single shot.

"Hide to the right!"

Rong Yi reacted quickly, and immediately hid behind the container, then also switched to a sniper rifle, and quickly found the oriole behind him through a high-powered scope.

Bai Xiaoshu managed to escape his life, but he couldn't figure out which direction the shot was fired from. He watched Rong Yi quickly locate and aim, and felt that he was a little blind for a moment.

"Where is the person!" Bai Xiaoshu was confused.

"Southwest 240."

Bai Xiaoshu couldn't see without a magnifying glass, so he could only give up in the end, and turned around consciously to help Rong Yi stare behind him.Just as Rong Yi sniped out the person who fired the gun on the bank, a new enemy appeared in Bai Xiaoshu's direction.

Bai Xiaoshu, who was on high alert, immediately notified Rong Yi, and at the same time tried to fire his first shot.

"Brother is coming again, I'll shoot him first!"

The moment Rong Yi heard this sentence, he felt a pain in his body, and before he could say it, he turned into a box.

Rong Yi: "..." Hamster Wori, you.