The delusional life of the dried fish man

"Well, I'm going to help you rub the medicine, it's less painful."

After the ointment was applied to the wound, the little boy let out a sigh of relief, and it was clearly written on his face: It really doesn't hurt much.

This stinky kid is still a little naive and cute, and it's quite fun.Seeing this, Jia Furuo couldn't help laughing.

After the wound was bandaged, the little boy stood up and wanted to leave without saying thank you. Jia Furuo shook his head and smiled wryly, and stuffed him with the American muffins that he wanted to say for afternoon tea.

"This thing looks terrible! And what's the sticky thing on it?" The little boy's eyes widened, as if he wanted to return the American muffins in the plastic bag.

"That's good farm honey. It's a delicacy that humans can only get after the hard work of many bees."

"I don't want to eat this!"

"I made this, it's guaranteed to be unpalatable, don't you want to laugh at how unpalatable my cooking is?"

The awareness of confrontation makes it very attractive to be able to laugh at Jia Furuo. The little boy hesitated for a while, and finally he pulled the plastic bag away, took a bite with a disgusted expression, and his expression changed immediately, a little surprised, intoxicated and Immediately sullen his face as if afraid of being discovered by others. In short, it was so delicious that he couldn't say it, so he could only look awkward.

It turns out that this kid is the arrogant type!

Although he is a child with a bad mouth, but this cute and handsome little cute face is so arrogant, it is so cute.

Jia Furuo felt as if he had discovered the real appearance of the child in front of him, so he couldn't help smiling.

"It's really unpalatable, it's unpalatable!"

As the little boy left the stall, he turned his head and spoke, but when he turned his head, his face was buried in the plastic bag, he took two or three greedy bites, and then he never raised his face again.

Seeing him leave without looking back, Jia Furuo couldn't help shaking his head, no matter how good-looking his face is, what is this upbringing all about? Didn't his parents teach him?

I think if he dared to be so rude when he was a child, he probably wouldn't be able to get away without being spanked by his parents.

If Jia Fu thought about it, he suddenly realized that now he would say that he was old when he thought about it.Only the elderly will keep mentioning the bravery of the past.

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The next day, Jia Furuo saw the little boy passing by again, still holding a hamburger and Coke.

Wouldn't this kid be malnourished if he eats these fast foods all the time?But maybe it's a snack, and his mother will prepare it for him when he gets home.

While Jia Furuo was thinking, when he saw him walking to the stall, he took out the ointment he had prepared and waved it at him. The little boy hesitated for a moment and came in to change the ointment. Before going back, he asked: "What is the name of the ointment I ate yesterday?" ?”

"American muffins topped with honey."

"Oh, that's hard to eat."

Thinking that he didn’t look up after eating yesterday, he was clearly lying. Jia Furuo is very confident in his cooking skills. Although the muffins are not delicious in the world, at least no one’s muffins can match them within a hundred miles. The one that defeated him, hehe, should be so delicious, that's why he asked for the name.

The next day, the little boy came again. This time, he was no longer holding a hamburger, but an American muffin. I don’t know where he bought it. He only took one or two bites. The muffins were thrown aside, probably too unpalatable for him to eat.

After taking the medicine, he stood in front of Jia Furuo with a hesitant expression on his face, and his eyes were still wandering so that he didn't dare to meet him.

Jia Furuo didn't open his mouth and just stared at him. Is the little devil shy?Right, right!

The shy look of the handsome guy is so cute——

"Uh... did you cook American muffins today?" The little boy finally summoned up the courage to ask, he really wanted to eat the American muffins from last time, it was so delicious that he even licked all the honey off the plastic bag.

Jia Furuo was very proud, he used a muffin to catch a tsundere little handsome guy, and his cooking skills were really irresistible.

But... can he use two muffins to turn a handsome guy in size S into a handsome guy in size L?Is there such a wonderful thing in the world?

Don't even think about it, you know it's wishful thinking.

After Jia Furuo finished complaining about himself, he found it funny to see the little boy's look of anticipation and fear of being hurt.

Pfft, it turns out that the politeness of this little kid can be marked out with delicious food.

He shook his head on purpose, and saw that the stinky boy looked disappointed, but he took out the charcoal-roasted sweet potato that he made himself. This sweet potato is free from pesticides on the ground. Although it looks ugly, it tastes soft and soft, with a roasted skin. Afterwards, there will still be a burnt aroma, which makes people's index fingers move without any seasoning.

"I made this today, do you want to eat it?"

"Oh... well, no one wants to eat such a shabby thing, so I'll help you eat it kindly."

The little boy pretended that he didn't want to eat it at all, but he was so greedy that he took it hurriedly, and took a bite of it, which made him scream, but he still couldn't finish it. The golden yellow meat was soft and sweet, although It was hot and hot, but he still took another big bite, showing a satisfied smile, "This is delicious too."

Not missing that "also", Jia Furuo couldn't help thinking proudly, my Jia's muffins are as delicious as sweet potatoes.

After eating the sweet potatoes, the little boy wiped his mouth with a longing expression on his face, "Uncle, do you have any more?"

You see, the title has evolved from old uncle to uncle, and feeding is still useful. Jia Furuo suppressed a smile and said, "You have to call him big brother."

"Big brother?" The little boy had an expression of "you are shameless", but he couldn't stand the temptation of delicious food, and obediently called out: "Big brother!"

"That's good." Jia Furuo handed him another sweet potato, and took out the small stove, letting him start roasting the second sweet potato over the charcoal fire.

The little boy seems to have never played with roasted sweet potatoes. His face was sweating while looking at the charcoal fire, but he showed a very happy expression, his eyes were shining, and if the skin was too burnt, he would yell and say to turn it over .

Jia Furuo secretly took his coke away and handed over the lemon love jade he made himself. This love jade is washed with love jade seeds. It is naturally delicious and helps digestion. Compared with the kind of cola, it will only increase weight Things are much better.

The taste of the first bite seemed to surprise the little boy, his eyes widened, "Why is it different from the ones sold outside?"

Of course it is different. The lemon juice he used to add Aiyu is a mixture of the special aroma of perfume lemon and the fragrance of seedless lemon. One sip is guaranteed to be addictive. How can it taste the same as the chemically tuned lemon outside.

"Don't drink too much, you won't be able to eat at night, will your mother prepare dinner for you?"

The little boy paused while he was eating, and after peeking at his expression, he said vaguely, "Mmm..."

Even though he noticed his strangeness, Jia Furuo didn't say anything. Every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite. Although he and this child have crossed paths by accident, it is not convenient to ask directly, or intervene aggressively. Let's take a look at the opportunity again.

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Ever since we ate roasted sweet potatoes together, Jia Furuo’s schedule every afternoon became a little boy’s visit. He fed him snacks, and after eating, he patted his butt and left, but now he would wave his hands vigorously before leaving. , and said with a full smile: "Brother Fu Ruo, I'm leaving."

When Jia Furuo heard him yelling, he was very moved.

This sentence, brother, is so touching and sweet, so sweet to people's hearts, especially when paired with that handsome face.I don't know whose face he inherited, it's so cute that people can't resist his charm.

Alas, why is such a high-quality boy so far behind me in age?

Can there be a man who comforts my loneliness? I don't ask to have the same level of beauty as this kid. It doesn't matter if he is a little worse than him, as long as there is that person...

"Wenqing, pay attention to traffic lights and cars. I will prepare something different for you tomorrow."

Jia Furuo also waved vigorously at him. After getting along for a while, the little boy was finally willing to tell Jia Furuo that his name was Zhu Wenqing.

In fact, apart from eating together when the two met, Jia Furuo also helped him with his homework and found that his guess was right. Zhu Wenqing's Chinese is really bad, so he would teach him Chinese when he had nothing to do in the afternoon. , Now the two of them are very good, it's almost a buddy's relationship.

And he also knew from Zhu Wenqing that he had only been back to China for a year or two, and had lived in Canada, Singapore, and Hong Kong before, so he was good at English, but not good at Chinese.

Maybe it's because my Chinese is not good, I don't want to expose my weaknesses, and I don't want to be made fun of, so I pretended to be arrogant and indifferent before, right?But in fact, he should also want to get along well with people.

Jia Furuo thought that children also have children's troubles. He found that when he taught Zhu Wenqing Chinese, although he was very resistant at first, he finally learned it obediently. Now he has made great progress, which shows that he is very serious. Listening to lectures.

This child still has merits, he is smart and talented, when teaching him, Jia Furuo felt that he had a quick response, plus he was good-looking, he would fascinate many people when he grows up.

Thinking of this, Jia Furuo couldn't help laughing again, he praised Zhu Wenqing so much, as if he was praising his own children, it turns out that he is also the kind of person who likes children very much.

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On this day, the usual time for Zhu Wenqing to appear was up, but Jia Furuo didn't see the little figure. He was still wondering why Wenqing didn't show up when a car stopped in front of his shop with a screeching sound. I can't help but want to praise the driver, the market alley is so small, you can also drive in, the technology is really top-notch.

And that car... He rubbed his eyes, did he see it wrong?Even if you are not very obsessed with cars, the general man's yearning for famous cars is as deeply rooted in his heart as a male instinct. When he sees a good car, his eyes will light up, and he can't wait to lick the steel plate of the good car and worship the steering wheel of the good car. Even the tires need to be caressed with the eye to satisfy the craving.

Wow, the price of this car is equivalent to a house, isn't this a famous car in legend?He really hadn't seen it on the road, so why stop at his door now to let him see enough?

The driver's door opened silently, and someone stepped out of the car with long legs.

The moment the man revealed his eyebrows, Jia Furuo stopped breathing, his heart forgot to beat for a few seconds, and a common saying suddenly appeared in his head - a sweet car matches a beautiful woman.

Although the person who came down was not a beauty, but a handsome and handsome guy.

Famous cars paired with handsome men made him, a man who only likes men, shaken even more, his mind was hazy, his head was dizzy, and his rationality drifted away.

A few days ago, he was complaining about why there were no high-quality men, but now the high-quality men made him feel full, so full that he felt that he could not be empty for several days.

The man was wearing a well-groomed black suit, the material of which cost a lot of money, and the tailoring was beautiful and fit, allowing the man to show his broad chest, strong waist, and firm shoulders.

Jia Furuo swallowed, oh my god, what's the matter with this figure?It's too seductive for women... Ah, no, it's too seductive for a man like him.

That doggy waist, that buttocks with sensuality, and that majestic and seductive chest—huh, he could even hear himself breathing very erotically.

And that face is more, more alluring, especially for a fish-dried man like him who has been deprived of moisture for a long time.

Think about my recent self, either looking after the fields, fertilizing weeds, pulling weeds and catching insects to make myself dirty, or when I go to the shop, I wear a blue apron with vegetable residues to serve customers, and I have to keep accounts at night, I am too tired , lying in his room wearing old underwear, falling asleep sleepily, he himself felt that life was hopeless!

Is it raining red now?In this traditional market where only mothers-in-law would visit, a super-handsome guy unexpectedly came, who nourished his boring life like timely rain. Is this God’s pity for him?It must be that he has done too many good things recently!

He felt so thirsty, he couldn't help picking up the Lemon Aiyu he made himself, and drank until the cup bottomed out, but his throat became even more dry, and the whole esophagus seemed to be burning with charcoal fire. The invincible handsome guy fainted, his brain evaporated, and he could only hear his disobedient heartbeat, and the thumping sound was about to deafen his ears.

Jia Furuo couldn't help but slapped his hot face, but he didn't take his eyes off the man. He's a handsome guy, a super handsome guy. He doesn't have the powdery smell of a boy face, and he doesn't have the astringent feeling that he just graduated from. He must be over 30 years old, full of the taste of a mature man, his gestures reveal a firm determination, and also exudes the fierceness of a high-ranking person. The tall and stalwart figure is combined with a strong and domineering aura to form a unique and charming temperament. He stands Be there like a Uranus superstar.

Today he must go to sign the lottery. How could he be so lucky to see such a handsome man, who also drives a famous car. He is an unattainable tall, rich and handsome man.

I am so lucky today, I must win the lottery!

Jia Furuo hadn't finished thinking about it when he saw a man dragging a child who resisted from the back seat of the car and walked over. He was surprised when he saw that the child was Zhu Wenqing.

"Is this the person, Wen Qing?" The man's voice was stern, and the tone of questioning seemed very high-handed and authoritarian.

Zhu Wenqing had an expression on the verge of crying, Jia Furuo had never seen such an arrogant and domineering him, and shouted in a hoarse voice, "No...no!"

"Yes or not?" The man didn't yell, but lowered his voice, the fury of thunder hit the people present, and Jia Furuo's whole body had goose bumps.

There is an unquestionable supreme power in this man, as if he is a high-ranking emperor, and anyone can only bow their heads in front of him.

However, he couldn't bear to see Zhu Wenqing's pitiful appearance.

Jia Furuo frowned, stepped forward and said, "Sir, don't do this, you didn't see that Wen Qing was about to cry..."

Hearing Jia Furuo calling out his child's name, the man turned his cold gaze to him. Jia Furuo met his gaze without being afraid, because he got along well with Zhu Wenqing during this time and knew his personality He is extremely stubborn, and today he will show a face that looks like he is about to cry, and things are definitely going to be very serious.

"What's your name, sir?" the man asked.

"My surname is Jia, and my name is Jia Furuo. I am the small owner of this vegetable stall." Jia Furuo introduced himself.

"Mr. Jia, I am Wenqing's father, Zhu Chunlin, please don't give food to other people's children. How do I know if your food is not clean and nutritious?"

"What, what?" Jia Furuo was so shocked that he was almost speechless, how dare he say that the food in his house is not clean and nutritious?His family's food is natural and delicious, how dare he say that, how dare he!

"After he ate some messy things from you recently, he couldn't even eat a regular meal when he went home. The child is malnourished. Can you be responsible? If you can't be responsible, please don't do unnecessary things."

Wait, is this the parent of the monster coming to blame the teacher?Jia Furuo burst into anger.

Zhu Wenqing choked up when he heard what his father said, and resisted more and more, trying to push his father away, because he didn't want to lose Jia Furuo, a good friend to him.

"dad!"

He shouted, trying to stop his father from continuing to make unreasonable accusations, but what he got in exchange was still an undeniable order——

"To shut up!"

Hearing this, Zhu Wenqing burst into tears, crying out of breath, looking at Jia Furuo with embarrassment, sadness and apology in his eyes. "I'm sorry, brother Furuo, I'm sorry..." He choked up crying, he really didn't expect his father to make a big fuss about it.

Stuffing his son back into the car, after Zhu Chunlin explained to himself, he got into the car without giving anyone a chance to explain. Cabbage, the cabbage weighed at least two catties, and it was thrown towards the car window.

However, the other party did not show timidity, but rolled down the window, "Mr. Jia, are you deliberately attacking me? Do you want to go to the court to solve it?"

Intimidate me with the court?Can I kill you by throwing a cabbage?

Jia Furuo became even more angry, but he was also speechless. If the other party sued the court, he really had the intention of attacking, and things might get out of hand.

And Zhu Wenqing, who was sitting in the back seat, also rolled down the car window, crying, "No, Brother Fu Ruo, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

He shook his head violently and begged Jia Furuo, his face was as white as paper, as if he knew that his father's methods would make Jia Furuo's life worse than death and ruin his reputation.

Seeing Zhu Wenqing like this, Jia Furuo couldn't help but feel unbearable and dissatisfied on his face, and looked angrily at Zhu Chunlin. Does this authoritarian father understand the child's heart?A ignorant high-pressure attitude will only make the child more afraid, and even more afraid to speak out what is in his heart.

No, he must make things clear today!

"Have you had a good talk with Wen Qing? Have you seen how sad he is? It makes sense to accuse others so casually?" Jia Furuo shouted fearlessly: "You said that he eats my natural sweet potato is not nutritious, then You give him money to buy food. When he passes by me every day, he eats hamburgers and drinks Coke. You know that these two kinds of food are less nutritious and high in sugar and calories. Isn’t it a good thing for children to eat too much? ?”

"My kids won't eat that kind of unnutritious stuff!"

Zhu Chunlin had an expression that he was lying, and it was obvious that he hated such a telltale bad person like him, Jia Furuo was so angry, what kind of attitude is this?This man is a scum no matter how handsome he is!He finally understood why Zhu Wenqing was so annoying in the first place.

Like father, like son!

And he was free to make trouble for food, so why not ask Zhu Wenqing about his life?This man has no idea what happened to his child outside. He doesn't know that he eats snacks every day. He probably doesn't know that he is being bullied because of his poor Chinese and lack of manners.

"Did you ask him yourself? I didn't lie to you." Jia Furuo said indignantly.

There was no reply, the other party raised the window, pretending to be too lazy to talk nonsense with him, the car drove away, the driving skills were as good as when it came, and there was not even a speck of dust raised.

But it aroused Jia Furuo's anger, and his head was almost smoking with anger.

Picking up the cabbage just now, he didn't want to smash the car at first, but wanted to smash the man's face.

What kind of arrogant attitude, autocratic and domineering, self-righteous, and what he says and does is basically insulting people.

What a super handsome guy, he must be blind to think that man is a super handsome guy, he is a scumbag at all... No, no, a scumbag, he is not a person, he is a shameless beast.

pissed him off!

Jia Furuo was in a very bad mood all afternoon, and at night he was so angry that he cursed again and again, but this anger also concealed his worry and reluctance for Zhu Wenqing, I hope his scumbag monster father didn't treat him too harshly ...