Fight wits with cat owners

Seeing the crazy Nakahara Chuya rushing towards him, Osamu Dazai didn't want to just walk around the table in a snakeskin, and went straight to Xiaoqian.

Zhongyuan Zhong also chased after him.

"Meow!"

"You bastard mackerel, stop!"

md retarded!

Ignore Nakahara Chuya, relying on his own agility, Dazai Osamu managed to get close to the sofa after going around a circle, landed on Xiaoqian's lap precisely with one jump, and turned his head to Nakahara Nakaya with a smile ridicule.

"Meow~"

"Oops~ The slug has gone crazy!"

Nakahara Nakahara, who noticed Xiaoqian, also immediately stopped the car. He looked up at Dazai Osamu who was hiding in Xiaoqian's arms, and his voice was angry.

"Meow!"

"You tm have planted it!"

"Meow~"

"Little dwarf, are you stupid?"

Osamu Dazai glanced at the other party condescendingly, his voice was brisk.

"Meow~"

"If you have the ability, come up~"

If it was Zhongyuan Zhong in the past, he would definitely not do such a thing as jumping into the arms of a girl, but now he is in a 'drunk' state.

And alcoholics... always do things that they wouldn't do normally.

Nakahara Chuya's expression changed, and his eyes became sharp in an instant. He kicked his hind legs, jumped onto the sofa, and swung his paw towards Osamu Dazai in Xiaoqian's arms.

Osamu Dazai tilted his head, still as motionless as a mountain, without the slightest surprise.Just when the paws were about to hit him, a 'barrier' suddenly blocked between the two of them.

It's Xiaoqian's arm.

"Alright, alright, chuya, stop hitting mackerel."

Raising his hand, he touched the top of Nakahara Chuya's head, and Xiaoqian poked Dazai Osamu's forehead with his other hand.

"You too, mackerel, stop provoking Chuya."

"Meow."

"This time he was the one who provoked me first."

With a disdainful meow, Osamu Dazai still didn't say anything to irritate Chuya Nakahara. Instead, Chuya Nakahara looked at Dazai Osamu with distaste.

Taking a few steps forward aggressively, Nakahara Nakaya stepped on Xiaoqian's right leg with his front paw, staring at Osamu Dazai closely with his blue cat eyes.

What's his attitude?Where is he?Do you have the nerve to be in Xiaoqian's arms like a big man?

Taking another step forward, he pushed Osamu Dazai with his body, and Nakahara Nakaya's whole cat entered into Xiaoqian's arms, and kicked Dazai Osamu who was originally nestled in Xiaoqian's arms in two or three strokes.

"Meow!"

"Still want to take advantage?"

Standing in Xiaoqian's arms, Nakahara Nakaya mocked Dazai Osamu who fell on the sofa expressionlessly.

"Meow!"

"Rubbish!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

So you can take advantage of me by pushing me down?Wow, it's really you, slug. (stick read)

With a seemingly random glance at the cameras that had been set up long ago, Osamu Dazai gave Chuya a sympathetic look.

"Meow."

"Ha ha."

There are times when you cry!

For the little kitten who threw herself into her arms, Xiaoqian took advantage of the catnip's control to rua vigorously. Just after rua for about a minute, Zhong Yuanzhong, who had lost his mind, gradually woke up.

The ceiling above his head is so familiar, Xiaoqian is still buried in his stomach and can't stop sucking, Zhong Yuanzhong, whose whole world is suddenly enlightened, also feels the feeling of being sucked in a daze, and a sense of philosophy surges in his heart.

who I am?where am I?What just happened?

The blue cat's eyes froze for several seconds, and memories suddenly rushed into his mind. In an instant, Nakahara Chuya's pupils trembled.

What did I do just now? !

The body involuntarily broke free from Xiaoqian's shackles, and Zhongyuan Zhong also rushed into the corner behind the sofa, with his head against the wall, he couldn't help stretching out his claws to scratch the wall.

Why would he do that kind of thing!And say such shameful things!And he's proud of getting rid of that guy Dazai!the most important is! ! !

Thinking back to the soft feeling left between his paws, Zhongyuan Zhong also scratched the wall more frequently.

Also said that others are perverts, you are the biggest one in the Central Plains!

I couldn't help but knock my forehead against the wall, but this movement evoked a certain... feeling of being knocked on some soft existence.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

His cheeks were so red that they were smoking, and his head started to hit the wall crazily.

Ahhh, don't think about it! ! !

"chuya what are you doing!"

One hand rested on the wall in front of his forehead, and the other hand grabbed his body, and with just a touch, he hugged his whole cat.

"That's not the case, is it? Still hit the wall?"

There was a slight smile in Xiaoqian's voice rubbing his forehead lightly.

"let me guess."

Looking at the cat with dodgy eyes in front of him, wishing to shut himself up immediately, he had some thoughts in his mind.

"Could it be... Chuya, did you spit fragrance on me just now?"

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

What the hell?What fragrance?

Seeing that Zhongyuan Zhong also looked confused, Xiaoqian blinked and explained to him.

"That is to say, Chuya, were you scolding me just now?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

how could it be possible! ! ! !

It's impossible for him to scold you if he scolds anyone! ! !

"Meow~"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Turning his head with a swipe, Chuya Nakahara's eyes shot at Osamu Dazai who was laughing wildly like a knife.

"Meow!"

"shut up!"

"Meow~"

"Zhongye, do you dare to do it or not?"

Looking meaningfully at Nakahara Chuya who was furious, Dazai Osamu said a word lightly.

"Meow~"

"Is stepping on milk fun?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

"Meow!"

"guna!"

His face turned red again, even his original sharp eyes became a little moist, his heart was filled with great shame, Zhong Yuanzhong also looked up at Xiaoqian who was unaware, feeling guilty, He lowered his head in shame.

So why would he do such a thing!How is it different from mackerel like this!

Fortunately, Xiaoqian only appeased Zhongyuan Zhongye and let him go freely, so that Zhongyuan Zhongye could shut himself up in the corner.

But the culprit, Xiaoqian, has already turned his evil eyes to other cats.

Under the vigilant eyes of all the cats, Xiaoqian smiled brightly.

"Don't worry, everyone has a share."

As she said that, her eyes focused on... Osamu Dazai.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

I don't think this will work.

His eyes suddenly sank, Osamu Dazai avoided Xiaoqian's arm, and jumped off the sofa directly. He came to Sawada Tsunayoshi who was trembling at the corner of the sofa in a few steps. After pausing for a while and waiting for Xiaoqian to come here, he ran decisively to the distance.

Then, Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was in a daze, was picked up by Xiaoqian.

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was misled:? ? ?

No, I'm just a weak, pitiful and helpless melon eater?

"Ouch..."

"senior……"

Sawada Tsunayoshi was full of resentment.

Senior, why do you persecute me like this!

"Meow~"

"It is said that catnip is very good for cats."

Osamu Dazai, who temporarily ruled out the danger, returned to the sofa.

"Meow~"

"As a senior, of course the juniors should come to this opportunity first~"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Seeing the awe-inspiring righteousness on Osamu Dazai's face, Tsunayoshi Sawada was speechless.

Senior, you are really... What a dog!

"Come, come, Simba will try it too."

After pouring the catnip on the lid again, Xiaoqian moved the child to Sawada Tsunayoshi with a brisk voice.

"You can tell by looking at your brother Chuya, you are very happy~"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

No, it's obviously very demented, right?

He rejected the catnip in front of him in his heart, but the moment the smell of grass entered his nostrils, Tsunayoshi Sawada's clear brown eyes instantly became dazed.

This smell... seems a bit good.

In a daze, everything in front of him was blurred, as if he was at home, and there was a table of meals made by his mother in front of him.

And there was a gentle voice like a mother, urging him to eat.

"Come on, Simba stutters."

'Come on, Ah Gang stutters. '

Sawada Tsunayoshi was moved as he opened his mouth in a daze to chew some unknown meal.

Mom, I'm finally home again!

However, just as he was swallowing a mouthful of food, reborn's figure suddenly appeared on his table.

The other party still looked like a little baby covered in black, but he was holding a hammer marked 100t in his hand, smiling at him like a ghost.

'Gang, it's time to train. '

Sawada Tsunayoshi, who was still in bliss just now, was immediately dumbfounded.

etc!When did this reborn come out?Why doesn't he still have to train when he's gone home? ? ?

Before Sawada Tsunayoshi could react, Kyouya Hibari appeared beside Reborn again.

He held a duckweed crutch in his hand, and there was a trace of bloodthirsty excitement in his smile, as if he would call in the next second.

'Herbivores are quite courageous. '

Kokichi Sawada:! ! !

etc!Senior Skylark, where did you come from again!

Before Sawada Tsunayoshi could evade, another figure appeared beside Reborn, the familiar pineapple head at the familiar Sanchakou, and Liudao Mukuro with strange-colored eyes smiling wickedly.

"It's such a good opportunity, I'll take your body from Pengo Lie." '

Kokichi Sawada:! ! !

No, where did you come from, Liu Daokuu, you double-headed again!

"Aoooooooooo!"

"No, don't come here!"

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who threw down his job, shivered.

"Ooooooooo!"

"I just came back! Can't you let me have a good meal otz"

'What is Tsunayoshi talking about? '

A white figure suddenly appeared in the air, and the very familiar head-to-toe almost all-white dress made Sawada Tsunayoshi feel a stomachache instantly.

'I still want to eat if I'm not defeated? '

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

You bai lan came from there again! ! !

How could his home be crowded with so many terrifying beings?Why didn't they fight!

Just when Sawada Tsunayoshi was full of despair, a voice interrupted his thoughts.

"Simba? Simba, your voice is different from Chuya's?"

Simba?Who is Simba?

Confused, she raised her head, only to see a pair of clear brown eyes staring at him intently, and a gentle touch came from behind, as if to appease all his uneasiness.

Simba is calling me, right?

Thinking of this in a daze, Tsunayoshi Sawada felt a little overwhelmed.

Since my name is 'Simba'... who is 'Sawada Tsunayoshi'?