Fight wits with cat owners

"Meow~"

"Mackerel, you don't seem to like me very much from the beginning."

To be precise, it is actually indifferent ignorance, but now it is real rejection.

"Meow~"

"Is it because of the owner?"

Xiaobai raised his head and made eye contact with Osamu Dazai who was bowing his head. His eyes still held a deep warning, as if he was protecting an animal for food.

Soon, Xiaobai denied his conjecture.

"Meow~"

"More than that, there should be something else..."

"Meow."

"Osamu Dazai."

Before Xiaobai finished thinking, Osamu Dazai's voice interrupted his words.

"Meow."

"My name is not mackerel, but Osamu Dazai."

"Meow?"

"Hey?"

Xiaobai blinked and nodded blankly.

"Meow~"

"Good mackerel, no problem mackerel."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Did this guy do it on purpose?It really is a mismatch!

Before he could go back, the sound of the door of the pet hospital being opened suddenly sounded, and Xiaoqian, who was still holding him, quickly turned around, only to see that the owner of the cat cafe who had been cheated by him for almost a month was entering the room quickly.

"Where is the little fairy you mentioned?"

Chi Chi came to Xiaoqian's side in a few steps, his eyes wandered around, until he saw Xiaobai sitting quietly on the bar, his pupils trembled instantly.

"Thousands!"

She grabbed Xiaoqian's arm, screaming with excitement in her voice.

"What kind of luck are you doing! I can assure you, this little fairy is absolutely pure in blood!"

"So it's just temporarily placed in your place..."

Shaking his head helplessly, Xiaoqian indicated with his eyes.

"It must be owned by the owner. I don't know how distressed it is if I lose it. My family can't afford it because it's bankrupt. I want to let you live there for a few days. By the way, I will help you pick up some customers. When someone comes to pick you up, it's over. "

"Do not worry!"

Chi Chi carefully tried to touch Xiao Bai, and after realizing that the other party didn't resist, he turned his head decisively and patted his chest with a bright smile.

"I can afford to raise such a little fairy for ten years!"

Xiaoqian nodded.

"Then please."

Chi Chi has a catnip physique, and the cats in the house are also docile and easy to get along with, so the little fairy must have been fine in the past.

"Meow?"

"Huh? But..."

Xiaobai, who was clearly arranged, was a little disappointed. He was about to speak when he was interrupted by Osamu Dazai in Xiaoqian's arms.

"Meow~"

"rest assured."

The cat who monopolizes Xiaoqian has a bright smile on his face.

"Meow~"

"There are a lot of cats in Chi Chi's house, I believe you will find a suitable one."

noob:"……"

The golden cat eyes stared fixedly at the calm, expressionless iris-colored cat eyes. After a long time, Xiao Bai's expression suddenly relaxed.

"Meow~"

"Well, that's the only way to go first."

Being hugged by Chi Chi without any resistance, Xiao Bai lay on her shoulder, watching Xiao Qian bid farewell to Chi Chi, with a sly look in his eyes.

"Meow~"

"Beautiful lady, see you later!"

At that time, I can call her Xiaoqian, right?

Reluctantly seeing off Chi Chi and Little Fairy, Xiaoqian bought some food and went home with her children.

"Crack-"

The sound of the door lock turning sounded, whether it was Accelerator on the cat climbing frame or Sawada Tsunayoshi on the sofa, they all sharply raised their heads and looked at the door.

Xiaoqian, carrying a cat bag, is walking into the house. Not only does she have a cat bag in her hands, she also has several pockets containing vegetables. Of the two cat bags, only Osamu Dazai is inside, and Nakahara, who should have been inside, is also there. At this moment, a head was protruding from her shoulder.

After changing the shoes, Xiaoqian asked with a smile while putting everything on the table in the living room.

"Are Lucky and Simba obedient at home?"

One way:"……"

He didn't bother to bully such a weak person.

Although he already knew a lot about these things at home from the computer, Accelerator still ignored Sawada Tsunayoshi when the ignition was off.

After all, this person is really too weak if he doesn't ignite, really too weak!He is not interested in actively bullying weak chickens.

At this moment, his gaze was already on the reddish food in a plastic bag among the green vegetables on the table.

what is that?That's meat! (shock——)

Thinking back to Xiaoqian's top cooking skills, and looking at the cold cat food in the corner, Accelerator kept his face expressionless, but there was a trace of anticipation in his heart.

There is no way, this kind of days without coffee and meat is really fucked up, so the rice cooked by Xiaoqian can have a little warmth.

At noon, contentedly recording the appearance of his sons eating hessian, watching the cats entering the after-dinner time, Xiaoqian felt that it was time for him to take out the catnip mentioned earlier to experiment.

"Chuya? Here."

Holding the catnip in a small bottle, Xiaoqian sat on the sofa, looked at Nakahara Chuya who was lying quietly on the armrest of the sofa, unscrewed the cap, and put the mouth of the bottle on the tip of the other's nose.

"Come on, let's smell it first."

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

Not refusing, Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at the bottle in front of him with a dazed face, and a special smell that had never been lingering at the tip of his nose began to linger, which was a little strong and tempting.

He frowned involuntarily, covered his nose and sneezed.

what is this?

Before he could think about it, Xiaoqian over there had already poured a little of the contents into the bottle cap, and then placed it in front of Zhongyuan Zhongye again, which also made Zhongyuan Zhongye clearly see what it was.

Dried...grass?

He glanced at Xiaoqian with some doubts, and before Zhong Yuanzhong could leave, he had already adapted to this taste and suddenly felt something was wrong with his body.

A strange feeling spread from the tip of his nose all over his body, as if some numbness couldn't wait to enter, and with the temptation to distract him, he desperately guided him.

eat!Fast food!Super delicious!

The bottle caps in front of him seemed to have turned into double images, and Nakahara Chuya's heart instantly rose to vigilance, but before he could make a move, a familiar voice came from his ear.

"Try chuya quickly."

try it?eat...?

Out of subconscious trust in Xiaoqian, Zhong Yuanzhong also blinked his eyes in confusion, and then bit the catnip in front of him.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

who I am?where am I?What should I do?

A philosophical trilogy welled up in his heart, and Zhongyuan Zhong also opened his blue cat eyes blankly, looking around innocently.

This sofa...is a bit familiar.

This living room...is also a little familiar.

This person... also looks familiar.

So is he at home?

Standing up unsteadily, Zhongya Nakahara jumped from the armrest to the sofa, but because he was in a state of drunkenness at this time, he staggered and fell into Xiaoqian's arms.

This sweet honey flavor...

Frowning, Zhong Yuanzhong also struggled to raise his head. Feeling the touch from the top of his head, he raised his paw decisively, pressed Xiaoqian's hand, and stared unblinkingly at the owner of the hand with a pair of cat eyes.

After a while, he opened his mouth with a face full of enlightenment.

"Meow!"

"It's Xiaoqian!"

The hand that was pushed away by him caressed his back again, and Zhong Yuanzhong also recalled the worries he had had in the past, and his heart was filled with the feeling of hating iron but not steel.

"Meow!"

"You!"

He straightened his body with a brush, pressed one paw on Xiao Qian's chest, and the other paw patted Xiao Qian's arm, with an indignant voice.

"Meow!"

"You guy, give me a little vigilance on weekdays!"

"Meow!"

"Cat or something, can it be easily hugged? It is very likely that it was changed by a human!"

Having said this, Chuya Zhongya's voice suddenly rose.

"Meow!"

"Especially like Dazai's dead mackerel, how much has he taken advantage of you? Huh?"

"Meow!"

"I know that if I'm used to him, and there is Accelerator, I should give him a beating!"

"Meow!"

"You can't do without temper!"

Muttering and educating Xiaoqian, the more Zhongyuan Zhongye talked, the more he felt annoyed.

"Meow!"

"Why do you care so much about them? They are all white-eyed wolves, and they will turn their faces after eating!"

"Meow!"

"With such a big temper, who is used to them?"

However, when Zhongye was educating in the Central Plains, the people being educated had no intention of reflecting at all, and even sneered and said inconspicuous words.

"Oh, I didn't expect Chuya to be the type who meows when drunk."

"Meow!!!"

"Give me some seriousness!"

Turning his face, Zhongyuan Zhong also showed a sharp sense of confusion in his eyes.

"Meow!"

"It's your attitude that makes them push their noses in the face!"

He raised his paw vigorously and patted Xiaoqian's hand again. Seeing that the other party stopped making any noise, Zhong Yuan nodded in satisfaction and continued to speak.

"Meow!"

"Do you know how to be more aggressive in the future? You can't be merciful to those troublemakers."

"Meow!"

"Like hanging a bag, what kind of punishment is that? Is that still punishment?"

Where do you put the face of the Hong Kong black torture room?

"Meow!"

"Do you know how to beat them? Beat them!"

The blue cat's eyes suddenly broke into a brown one, with a slight smile, and the gentleness of attention, as clear as a mountain stream, easily infiltrated into the heart.

There was another gentle touch on the back, with a reassuring feeling.He didn't know where the front paws were placed, and the softness made him subconsciously spread out the paws, and pressed the left and right paws several times alternately.

Zhong Yuanzhong, who didn't realize that he had done such a thing as stepping on the milk, also showed a sad expression.

"Meow..."

"never mind……"

Knocking his head forward, he couldn't help sighing in the softness.

"Meow..."

"It's not your fault, it has nothing to do with you..."

"Meow..."

"You are innocent, just because you happened to adopt us..."

Why ask her to be wary of her cat?Who cares if a cat sees something it shouldn't?

She was right, so someone else must be wrong.

Even though he was lost by the catnip, Zhong Yuanzhong didn't feel that there was anything wrong with his thinking. He began to follow this line and think about who was wrong.

It wasn't Xiaoqian who was wrong, then it was those bastard cats, but he is also a cat now, doesn't that mean he is also a bastard?

Zhong Yuanzhong, who came to this conclusion, also looked confused. He turned his head to look at the living room in a daze, and a cat instantly fixed his sight.

etc!Isn't this tm the culprit?

The whole body turned around in an instant, Nakahara Chuya was also angry, and rushed towards Osamu Dazai without thinking about it.

"Meow!!!"

"Damn the bastard mackerel who took advantage of Xiaoqian!!!"