Fight wits with cat owners

"Meow~"

"So what's going on with you, Tsuna-kichi?"

"Ouch..."

"I……"

Seeing that Tsunayoshi Sawada fell into hesitation, Osamu Dazai's eyes flickered, and he said another piece of news.

"Meow~"

And I also saw it just now, when you ran out, Xiao Gangji, your eyes changed a different color~

And it's not just a color change, if these two eyes did not appear on Sawada Tsunayoshi but were taken out alone, he would even think that they were two people.

Indifference and calmness and timidity, the extreme polarization of the two poles, seem to be on both sides of the road.

Sawada Tsunayoshi was shocked.

"Ouch!!!"

"Senior Dazai, you saw it!!!"

etc!So if his fire is gone, will his eyes change color? !

"Meow~"

"Of course, how could you not see it if you rushed out like that?"

Osamu Dazai tilted his head and spoke very kindly.

"Meow~"

"Don't worry, isn't it just an ability that is different from ordinary people? No one here has a 'superpower'."

So did he and Zhong, and so did Accelerator.

Although he had never seen Accelerator use his ability, he had already guessed it.

After all, what do weak chickens rely on to kill people?How can there be such a murderous intent if you don't do it yourself?

What's more, there is this Sawada Tsunayoshi, he can even reasonably suspect that those who were "countered" are all such special abilities.

"Ow?"

"Hey?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi couldn't help opening his eyes wide.

"Ouch!!!"

"Everyone has superpowers!!!"

"Ow~"

"That's right, for example, you can fly."

As he said that, Osamu Dazai turned his head and spoke very frivolously, as if commanding a puppy.

"Meow~"

"Come on, Zhongya, fly one~"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

I think you Osamu Dazai may be sick!

"Meow-"

"Dead mackerel don't order me!"

After saying something out loud, Chuya Nakahara still had a red light on his body. He lowered his head and glanced at Tsunayoshi Sawada who looked expectant, and he floated himself ten centimeters up from the spot to save face.

Now he was able to fly himself up, unlike when he just became a cat, he could also float up a rock.

Otherwise, how could he not be able to beat a dog!

"Aww?!!"

"Really!"

It turns out that the seniors all have superpowers!

Sawada Tsunayoshi, who suddenly felt that his experience was nothing, instantly felt relieved.

Although I always feel that Dazai-senpai seems to be hiding something, but Yuchuya-senpai is there, and everyone must be thinking about how to change back, so it will definitely not harm him.

"Ow~"

"My experience is a little bit different."

After hesitating for a moment, Tsunayoshi Sawada decided to confess.

His intuition told him that it didn't matter if he said it all, besides, he would at most talk about the things he traveled back and forth ten years ago and ten years later, and it was impossible to say anything else.

"Ow~"

"I traveled to the world ten years later by accident. When I found a way to go back, I was returning in the teleportation device. When I opened my eyes, I became like this."

Irie is omitted!What Vengley and what mafia omit!What Bailan destroyed the world ten years later omitted!Qisan and the ring pacifier are all omitted! ! !

What if the seniors know that he is a mafia, think he is a vicious scum, and reject him?He still wants to think about how to change back with his seniors!

"Ow~"

"And I feel that I might not have been plotted against like my predecessors, because there was no one else at that time..."

They are all from Pengo Lie!Everyone went through life and death together to defeat Bai Lan, no matter how you think about it, it's impossible for them to 'secret' themselves.

"Meow-"

"Wait! What did you say, brat???"

Zhong Yuanzhong, who was startled by certain keywords, couldn't help but speak.

"Meow?"

"Ten years later? Have you traveled through time?"

Accidental crossing?This is a plot that only appears in a novel, hey!

the most important is……

"Meow?"

"Can you still wear it back?"

Will technology be so advanced ten years from now?Can you invent a time machine? ? ?

Even Accelerator, who seemed to have no interest at first, raised his head involuntarily and looked at Tsunayoshi Sawada.

You must know that the computing power that allows a person to travel through time and space is currently beyond the capabilities of human beings. Not to mention letting people travel through time and space ten years later, it will be a space crack. People who have no ability will be torn apart as soon as they enter .

Now tell him that not only is nothing wrong with the weak chicken in front of him, but he will even find a way to go back after ten years?

The world is destroyed in ten years?The level of technology is declining so fast?Stupid for being so conspicuous and not getting caught?

"Aw, aww."

"Yes, it is."

Sawada Tsunayoshi nodded, thought for a while, and decided to use Rambo to explain.

"Ow."

"My child has an ancestral cannon barrel called [Ten Years Later Rocket Launcher], and the person who gets hit can exchange with himself ten years later for 5 minutes."

Osamu Dazai:! ! !

Central Plains Chuya:! ! !

One way:! ! !

What the hell?Ancestral barrel?What happened to your ancestors?So awesome? ? ?

Three pairs of unbelievable eyes stared straight at Sawada Tsunayoshi, although a little horrified, but... Sawada Tsunayoshi felt a little relieved that he was so weird.

because……

This is the reaction of normal people! ! !

Thinking that I was shocked for a long time when I first knew this unscientific setting, but the people around me seemed to have no nerves, and one or two of them accepted this super unscientific setting with a natural expression!

Sure enough, the seniors were all the normal people he dreamed of! ! !

Seeing Tsunayoshi Sawada's honest appearance, Nakahara didn't question it. After all, the existence of supernatural powers is already very unscientific, and it's normal to have an ancestral rocket launcher that allows people to travel through... right...

Normal shit! ! !

Unable to bear it, Zhong Yuanzhong also questioned his soul.

"Meow-"

"Is your ancestor... an alien???"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Senior Central Plains, I have also thought about your question, but...

"Ow!"

"It's not my house! It's a child who lives in my house!"

His ancestors were all ordinary humans!Even the mafia is still human!It can't be aliens!

Resisting the desire to complain, Zhong Yuanzhong also decided to change the topic.

"Meow-"

"Should there be side effects?"

After all, being able to exchange someone with himself ten years later is already powerful enough. If there is no price to pay, then he really wonders why this thing hasn't been snatched away.

After all, although it is only 5 minutes, the temptation to know the future situation is really too great for many people.

"Ow?"

"This one……"

He really hadn't heard of the price...

But it seems that I have heard that there are some side effects, and it can't always be exchanged?But thinking back to Rambo almost getting into a setback and exchanging with himself ten years later, Tsunayoshi Sawada hesitated.

In the end, he became more concerned, and told the rumor that he didn't know when he heard it, and that reborn deliberately scared himself.

"Ow."

"I remember that when using it, people might disappear when encountering spatial turbulence."

After all, although he doesn't think there is anything, everyone seems to be very used to it, but even if he is stupid, he still knows that knowing the future is very tempting to many people.

"Ow."

"Before traveling to ten years later, it was also because of an accident that it was hit by [a rocket launcher ten years later], and then it may be because it was broken, so I couldn't go back ten years later."

Then he was forced to wipe his ass and directly saved the world...

Of course, there is no need to say these things.

I can see what Tsunayoshi Sawada did not say, but what he just revealed is already of great value. Although he has never heard of the above, Osamu Dazai can be sure that what the other party said is true talk.

Unless Sawada Tsunayoshi is a person whose acting skills surpass the actor and are even better than him.

"Meow~"

"It's amazing."

Sighing, Osamu Dazai did not forget to ask another question.

"Meow~"

"So Tsunakichi, what happened to your eyes?"

So much has been said, this one is not bad, Sawada Tsunayoshi gave a quick and brief introduction.

"Ow."

"The name is the fire of dead air, which is a kind of flame energy."

Although now because of the inexplicable turning into a cat, it is weakened to the point that the flames can't be shot out (cough)

"Meow~"

"Is that so..."

Without further questioning, Osamu Dazai withdrew his gaze, thinking in his heart.

"Meow~"

"Xiao Gangji's situation is really different from ours. If there is no 'conspiracy' on his side, things will be really difficult."

If Accelerator had the same abilities at a different time and place with different people, then it would have been different for Sawada Tsunayoshi.

But TOEFL, he also had a conjecture, a very bold conjecture.

……

……

"Sleep, sleep."

It was almost ten o'clock, Xiaoqian finally came out of the bedroom, she looked at the two cats still hanging on the wall, and nodded with satisfaction.

"I still have to watch them, Chuya has worked hard."

No hard work at all!

Sitting on the cat climbing frame, Zhong Yuanzhong also said that he really didn't feel tired at all!Even because Osamu Dazai was punished, he can even stare at him without sleep all day happily!

As long as Osamu Dazai is deflated, he will be happy!

But today's excitement was destined to end, Xiaoqian came to the side of the two cats, picked up the bag containing Dazai Osamu, and decisively sent the other to the toilet, and then caught the second floor.

Opening the utility room, he put Osamu Dazai in, ignoring his pitiful appearance, Xiaoqian threw a cat litter expressionlessly, and locked the door directly.

Small black house x1

Back in the living room, carrying another Accelerator, Xiaoqian decisively put the other party in the bathroom, also threw a cat litter and added a bowl of cat food, and then closed the sliding door.

Small black house x2

After finishing all this, Xiaoqian hugged Zhongyuan Maomao and Gangji Maomao, and returned to the bedroom.

The obedient cat went in and out with her, but the one who got into trouble...

Xiaoqian, who had warm and fragrant nephrite (bushi) in her arms, looked indifferent.

We can only go into the limbo and wait to see how we perform in the future.

"Then Chuya sleeps here, and Simba sleeps here."

Xiaoqian put the two cats on the bed one by one, expanding the space for the two cats.

"Ouch..."

"Senior Central Plains..."

Tsunayoshi Sawada stood on the edge of the bed anxiously, looking at Chuya Nakahara, who was extremely reliable in his heart.

"Ow!"

"Are we really going to sleep here?"

You know, this is a girl's bed! ! !

"Meow..."

"I know……"

Sitting by the pillow with his back to Xiaoqian with a flat face, Nakahara Nakaya, who has been on Xiaoqian's bed countless times, acted like an old driver (meiyou), and taught Xiaomoe Nisawada Tsunayoshi, "Experience '.

——On how to be a qualified little deaf-blind :)

"Meow!"

"...So, as long as you don't look at it, you'll be fine."

Take care of your eyes and don't look at what you shouldn't see, even if it's a girl's room, that's fine!

Can't run out after all :)

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

"Ouch..."

"But senior..."

Central Plains Chuya:?

There was a rustling voice, covering his ears, and Tsunayoshi Sawada, who also turned his back to Xiaoqian, had his ears red and his face collapsed.

"Ouch!!!"

"We can hear it even if we don't see it!!!"

Damn it! ! !

She is changing clothes!She is changing clothes!She must be changing clothes! ! !