Fight wits with cat owners

Shivering and squeezing against the edge of the bathtub, Tsunayoshi Sawada wanted to cry but had no tears.

Why?Why did it become like this!Is his life coming to an end qaq

"Simba, don't hide, just swipe it on and then flush it."

Thinking that the other party just instinctively didn't like taking a bath, Xiaoqian comforted her softly.

"I guarantee that you will turn into a delicious and handsome cat after washing!"

No!Handsome and fragrant are two different things! ! !

Seeing Xiaoqian's hand getting closer, Sawada Tsunayoshi turned around in horror, waving his paws frantically, trying to climb out of the bathtub that was higher than him standing upright.

However, because it was already wet and the smooth edges of the bathtub made it impossible for him to leave the bathtub even if his limbs were crazily planing upwards.

The whole thing was like digging hard with a dog in place, and Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't bear to look directly at the misery.

How can there be such a stupid person who can't even jump out of the height of the bathtub! ! !

"Be at ease, be at ease."

Xiaoqian, who was directly amused by Sawada Tsunayoshi, couldn't help lowering her voice.

"Simba, you can't do this."

It really refreshed her understanding of the stupidity and cuteness of cats, but they are too cute!

One hand easily grabbed the back of Sawada Tsunayoshi's fate, and Xiaoqian poured the shower gel with his right hand and pressed directly on Sawada Tsunayoshi's back, with a brisk voice.

"Simba, accept reality! This is a fate you cannot resist!"

The sooner you wash it, the sooner you can go out and dry it.

"Ouch!!!"

"don't want!!!"

Despite being grabbed by the back of the neck, Sawada Tsunayoshi still didn't want to give up. He kicked his legs and desperately grabbed the edge of the bathtub with his front paws, as if he was holding on to his own hope, and refused to let go no matter what.

"Ow!"

"I don't want shower gel!!"

Definitely not!No need to die!Even if he was struggling, Tsunayoshi Sawada kept struggling and jumped out struggling!I will never use cherry blossom-flavored shower gel!

"Simba let go!"

With one hand grabbing the back of the neck and the other hand tugging on Sawada Tsunayoshi's chest, Xiaoqian's voice was helpless.

"Anyway, the hair is wet, isn't it over after washing?"

"Ow!"

"It's not a matter of getting wet or not!"

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was grabbing the edge of the bathtub with all his strength, quickly turned around and argued loudly.

"Ouch!!!"

"This is something I can't guarantee at the end of the festival!!!"

If reborn finds out that his life is over, he will definitely laugh at him, and then threaten him with such things!The most important thing is that if he really speaks out, he will...

and many more!

Sawada Tsunayoshi suddenly felt something was wrong?

Because looking back, he was able to see how Xiaoqian was pulling him. He quickly lowered his head, only to see a hand on his chest right under him.

Sawada Tsunayoshi was stunned for a moment, he stared blankly at the fair skin, and reacted belatedly in his mind.

With one hand on his chest and the other on the back of his neck, isn't the shower gel on her hand... all on him...?

It's all on him...well.

Damn it! ! !

The pupils constricted suddenly, and the extreme fright made Tsunayoshi Sawada's eyes suddenly turn into a brilliant orange. A force suddenly appeared in his body, and his limbs, which were not used to it, suddenly became smooth. Lost Xiaoqian's control.

In his eyes, the bathtub that he couldn't even jump out of with all his life had become extremely relaxed at this moment. With just a light jump, he came directly to the floor of the bathroom.

Before everyone could react, Sawada Tsunayoshi looked straight at the sliding door, and ran towards the exit without stopping. Nakahara even felt a subtle familiarity with his steps and momentum.

The reason……

Isn't this tm what he did last time!Wait, history won't repeat itself, will it?Now Xiaoqian has no money to repair the door! ! !

"boom--"

Before Nakahara Chuya could move, a sudden voice sounded directly, but it was not the result of the sliding door being knocked out of a hole like last time, but the originally closed sliding door being opened by Sawada Tsunayoshi's cat's paw.

Sawada Tsunayoshi, who breathed the free air, was extremely calm. He just glanced at the outside world while still in death mode, and quickly made a decision, raised his legs and ran into the living room.

however……

After five meters, he stopped cooking_(:3∠)_

The orange color in his eyes disappeared, and Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was running in big strides, was caught off guard and fell headfirst on the floor. He stared blankly at the quiet living room, his mind blank.

who I am?where am I?What am I going to do now?

Just when he was in a daze, a voice suddenly came.

"Meow~"

"I suggest Tsunakichi, you go back and take a bath honestly~"

Osamu Dazai, who was hung on the wall, stuck his head out of the plastic bag, reminding him very friendly.

"Ow?"

Why?Ah, oh.

He answered blankly, and before Sawada Tsunayoshi could react, a familiar feeling came from the back of his neck.

That is the feeling of being grabbed by the neck of fate!

"That's not the case, is it?"

At the same time, Xiaoqian's frustrated voice came from behind.

"Why are both of them like this? They were fine at the beginning, but when it came time to apply the shower gel, they were on the verge of death."

Carrying the wet Tsunayoshi Sawada back to the bathroom, Xiaoqian carefully pressed the other side, and forcibly wiped the shower gel on the early hair.

"Could it be this shower gel brand?"

Obviously I bought the one that is very expensive and has a lot of good reviews. Could it be that the reviews are all fake?

"Ow!"

"That's right! That's right! Change it!"

Tsunayoshi Sawada, unable to resist, could only nod wildly.

Change it!Really, it’s good to give him a tasteless one qaq

"Okay, let's do that this time, next time I'll try another brand."

The movements of his hands didn't stop, Xiaoqian was washing the cat seriously, with both hands on his body sichuyouyi.

"Ow!"

"Wait! Where can't you touch it!"

Holding his butt very pitifully, Tsunayoshi Sawada wanted to cry but had no tears.

He can endure the upper and upper body, but how can he endure the lower body! ! !

"Ouch!!"

"Wait! It doesn't work here either!!!"

With one hand covering his datuineice again, Tsunayoshi Sawada felt like he was about to cry.

His chunjie seemed to be gone forever.

Fortunately, the process of applying body wash is also relatively simple. Xiaoqian, who has experienced the baptism of two cats at home, wiped it quickly and then quickly flushed the water for Tsunayoshi Sawada. A 'relaxed' and 'pleasant' bath is also That's it.

"Speaking of which, Simba, are you afraid of this?"

After bringing the cat to the sofa, Xiaoqian went back to the room and took out the hair dryer, shook it to Tsunayoshi Sawada, and then carefully turned on the switch.

After all, Simba is really timid, and it is really very possible that he is afraid of hair dryers!

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was out of his body, quickly came back to his senses. He looked at the blue hair dryer in front of him, unable to show the slightest expression on his tired face.

It is impossible to be afraid of hair dryers, and it is impossible to be afraid in this life. Although he is usually timid, it is impossible for him to be afraid of this kind of household appliances.

Limp all over, he let Xiaoqian hug him on his lap, and Sawada Tsunayoshi let Xiaoqian hold the hair dryer in a very negative way, blowing it all over his body unscrupulously.

He has accepted the reality that he cannot escape. There is a good saying, since he cannot resist, he can only enjoy it.

Although there is still a long way to go before enjoying it, he has been able to be calm and indifferent to the hands touching his body.

ghost! ! !

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was touched by Xiaoqian in an indescribable part while blowing the pussy, hugged himself suddenly, choked his throat and almost shed tears of shame.

He won't be able to adapt in his next life! ! !

"Okay, okay, look, isn't this the end of the matter?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi came out of nowhere but refused to let go? The action made Xiaoqian turn off the hair dryer. Fortunately, most of the fur has been dried, so it is not a big deal to say that it is completed.

Putting Tsunayoshi Sawada on the sofa, Xiaoqian took out a comb, and after smoothing the messy hair of the other party from top to bottom, bowed his head in the expression of Tsunayoshi Sawada, "Is it finally over!" , took a breath of cat breath very happily.

Fresh and sweet cherry blossom scent!awesome!

"Ow!"

etc!What's going on here! ! !

Scared by Xiaoqian's sudden movement, Sawada Tsunayoshi scrambled away from his current position, and rolled off the sofa regardless of his qualifications.

The successive shames in his heart made him not even have the courage to look up at Xiaoqian again, so he just lowered his head, ran to the corner he found in the living room because of observation, and just huddled there motionless.

Why did it become like this!So the cat's life is so shameful!Today is only the first day, how will he live in the future qaq

Thinking of what he had seen before, Tsunayoshi Sawada's eyes went dark as to what kind of kissing and hugging things people would do to cats.

He seems to have glimpsed a dark future where shame is sucked every day otz

"Then let's do it first."

No longer caring about the autistic Gangji Maomao, Xiaoqian put away the hair dryer and looked at the cat hair accumulated on her body.

There is already a layer on the trousers, and the clothes are not spared, all of which are all the hairs that fell from Sawada Tsunayoshi.

I feel...the hair seems to be falling out a bit...

This kind of thought flashed by, Xiaoqian didn't pay much attention to it, after all, it is normal for cats to shed hair.She turned her head and instructed Nakahara Chuya who was already sitting on the cat climbing frame.

"Now I'm going to work, Chuya, you are in charge of watching lucky and mackerel."

As he said that, Xiaoqian glanced lightly at the two cats hanging on the wall, meaning something.

"If they dare to come down, chuya, you can beat them casually, and tell me after the beating is over, and I will hang them back."

After all, Chuya is very measured and will not make a cat's life.

Central Plains also nodded cautiously.

He absolutely beat them to the point where they couldn't take care of themselves!If it weren't for the lack of money for medical treatment now, he could directly break their legs, leaving them in cages, fundamentally reducing their ability to do things.

Xiao Qian, who was very relieved of her eldest son, turned around and went back to the bedroom. The living room was suddenly silent, but not long after, the sound of a certain meow suddenly sounded.

"Meow~"

"Since we are the only ones left, shouldn't we talk about it?"

Dazai Osamu who was in the material bag stood up, he grabbed the edge of the material bag, exposed his cat head, and looked in the direction of Sawada Tsunayoshi.

"Meow~"

"After all, the situation of the newcomer Kokichi is different from ours."

Although the other party didn't clearly explain anything, how could he Dazai Osamu not see it?

"Ow?"

"Huh? Me?"

Because Xiaoqian, the 'culprit' who caused him to fall into shame, left, Tsunayoshi Sawada, who had calmed down a little, raised his head, walked out of the corner hesitantly, and asked cautiously.

"Ow~"

"That... what is the situation of the seniors?"

His situation was so bizarre that he couldn't speak, so he wanted to know what the situation of these seniors was like before he could speak.

"Meow~"

"That's it, no problem."

Not caring, Osamu Dazai said with a smile.

"Meow~"

"The middleman over there was also plotted against by someone to become like this, and the fierce one next to me, Accelerator, was also blocked by someone.

It became like this after plotting in the alley. "

"Meow~"

"As for me……"

Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes slightly, his voice was brisk, and his words seemed to tell everyone's situation, but without any details.

"Meow~"

"I was plotted against while disappearing during the investigation~"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

etc!Are you all being plotted against?

Surprised by the three plots, Tsunayoshi Sawada looked dazed, and told him intuitively that Osamu Dazai was telling the truth!

and so……

Shouldn't he also reasonably suspect that he himself was plotted against by someone to become like this? ? ?