[Sword III] Collection System

Fang Xi sneered at his master's fierce offensive to seek love, because regardless of men and women (as Tang Wule said), as long as they are beautiful in appearance, his master will still be able to flirt with them. He went to bed with all the crutches, he can be called a cheating scumbag.

Although he has lived for two lives, he has not found any preference in his sexuality, but he will not choose Tang Wuli as his life partner, even though he has no morals except that he can't control his third leg. What a disadvantage.

"What on earth are you going to do?" Fang Xi's tone was slightly unfriendly, and this guy has been around him since the beginning, it's annoying to death.

"Sleep with me." Tang Wuli looked him in the eyes and said it again concisely.

"........."

Fang Xi thought to himself that it's a good thing the crowd of onlookers had dispersed, otherwise he really wanted to kill him on the spot with his sword.

It was the first time in his life that he had such a candid hookup, but unfortunately he was really not interested in that aspect, no matter whether it was above or below.

But in order to get rid of the brown sugar on his body, he thought it would be better to speak up.

"You want to sleep with me?" he asked.

"Correct me, it's the drowsy feeling of going in and out." Tang Wuli stuck to his shoulder, blowing hot air on his neck on purpose.

"This..." Fang Qi knocked on his pipe and spit out a smoke ring: "Although I don't quite understand what you mean, but if you can catch up with me, I will satisfy your request."

"Oh~ What kind of pursuit method is the beauty talking about?" Tang Wuli suddenly regained his energy.

"That's the way to chase!"

In the middle of speaking, Fang Qi suddenly got into trouble, and with his fingertips, Luofeng smeared a lotus root on his face, and then swung away with great lightness.

"Shanshan, it's not that father is talking about you. Although disciple Wanhua is good-looking, how can you hang yourself on a tree with a crooked neck? You have to hang yourself on other trees a few more times. Dad, I'll pay you back." Waiting to hold my grandson."

Outside the door, the old beggar hugged his daughter's big white leg and tried to persuade her.

"Damn you, your daughter-in-law has already run away and don't chase after him!" Sister Beggar kicked the old beggar away, and chased after him.

Fang Xi dared to say this because he was fully prepared to run successfully. When he was separated from the enemy by nearly ten seconds, he decisively read the magic line.

Go to TM's hookup.

"Ah, I'm gone..." Seeing the daughter-in-law with her mouth fly away, Miss Beggar is more than lost. You must know that she has rarely had this feeling of love at first sight since that year, and she doesn't know when the next time will be. meet him.

【Maple Valley】

After getting rid of the brothers and sisters, Fang Xi is relaxed. He is a man with tricks, and he will show you every minute.

"...Don't you see it, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, rushing to the sea and never returning. Don't you see it, the mirror in the high hall is sad and white, and the morning is like a blue silk and the evening is a snow belch... Life is full of joy, don't let the golden cup empty to the moon ..."

Listening carefully, there was a person singing about drinking wine by the lakeside of Fenghua Valley. Fang Xi looked at the golden mission scroll above his head and the familiar ID and decided to go to GD.

"Let's sing a song with Junge, please listen to me. Bells, drums, and jade are not expensive, but I hope I will be drunk for a long time... and never wake up again." The man looked middle-aged, but his head was already full of white hair. A cyan hair crown crookedly pressed on the messy bun, looking very downcast.

Fang Xi stepped forward, but before he knew what to say, the man saw him and waved to him with a smile.

"Come, come, come, Cheng'er, come and have a drink with Master..."

Fang Qi: "?"

The man shook the wine jugs on the table, looked at the empty purse, and couldn't help feeling discouraged: "I'm poor as a teacher, did Sheng'er bring any good wine?"

"Mr. Taibai, you have misunderstood the person." Fang Qi sat down in front of him, and put the monkey wine given to him by Sister Beggar in front of his eyes.

There may be only one person who can be called Mr. Taibai in the entire Tang Dynasty in the Chinese textbooks of primary and secondary schools. Cough, yes, he secretly came to take the task because of this familiar name.

Li Bai's eyes straightened in an instant, and he held the jar of wine happily and didn't let go of it. While rubbing it, he kept muttering, "Only Sheng'er loves to be a teacher, and he is indeed a good student who is a teacher" or something.

"Mr. Taibai, I have admired your talent and learning for a long time, can I sign this?" Seeing that Shixian is so easy to talk, Fang Xi secretly took out a pen, ink, paper and inkstone from his sleeve and handed it to him.

"Sheng'er is flattering my teacher again!" Li Bai glared suddenly as soon as he slapped the desk table, paused for a second, and then said with a smile: "But the filming is good, my teacher likes such a candid child hiccup..."

A drop of cold sweat streaked across Fang Xi's forehead, he was actually quite afraid that Shi Xian and his old man, who smelled of alcohol, would call out Qinglian Sword.

"Life must be full of joy haha...life must be full of joy..." Li Bai sang while writing poems on the paper eloquently. The few strokes that seem to be scribbled are very charming, and he doesn't care if he writes wrong. Continue to write, and after a while, there are already a pile of drafts on the table.

Fang Xi has a solid income in his pocket and plans to go to Tiandu Town to brush up Du Fu's great favorability. An authentic work is enough for him to lick and cough happily... It took more than half a year to observe.

Finally, Li Bai was exhausted and fell asleep leaning on the wine jar. After thinking about it, Fang Xi gave the few jars of wine left in his backpack to Li Bai. It was rare to see a living textbook. It's too bad.

"Cheng'er... When will you come back next time?" Li Bai half-closed his eyes and asked vaguely, but 'Tu'er' had already gone far away, and he could no longer hear his reply.

"It's all Bai's fault...Bai's sin..." For some reason, Shixian, who had been happy with the wine, began to cry and cry.

"Master, what's the matter with you?" A Taoist priest in blue came with a bottle of wine and couldn't help asking after seeing this scene.

"Xi'er, Sheng'er came here just now, did you see it?" Li Bai asked stupidly, holding his head.

"You drank too much." The Taoist in blue said.

"He also asked me to ask for poems. Just now... why didn't they disappear here?" Li Bai pointed, and there were only a few wine jars on the table.

"...You really drank too much." The Taoist priest in blue sighed:

"Where's Senior Tang next to you, why isn't he here?"

"Just now I said that there is no food or drink, so Tang Weng went to the upper reaches of the river to puff—" Li Bai scratched his head, took the Fushui from his apprentice and was about to pour it into his mouth, but ended up taking a mouthful of hangover soup.

Li Bai wiped his mouth quite dissatisfied: "Why hangover soup?"

"Where do I go to get you rich water? It's not in the Haoqi League." The Taoist priest in blue said angrily.

"Hmph, Sheng'er is better, I don't say he will get it right away."

"It's because Master is too used to you."

"That's why your master hiccups..."

"........."

****

Fang Qi stayed in Fenghua Valley for about three days, and Yinyuanhui finally received an alert. He was so happy that he went straight to the small pavilion on the mountainside.

"Why are you so happy today?" Seeing this, the man in white in the pavilion couldn't help asking.

【Not telling you】

Fang Qi took out a small bamboo flute from his sleeve, and held it in front of him with great interest.

【What tune are we playing today? 】

"Little baby runs to my side all day long, your owner of the Eastern Valley will be angry." Although the man said so, there was no respect for the owner of the Valley of Ten Thousand Flowers in his eyes.

【He is also the owner of the valley, and you are also the owner of the valley, no difference. 】Fang Xi raised his sign indifferently.

The man laughed loudly when he heard the words: "Even though Dongfang Xiaoer is not as good as his father, he has indeed taught a good disciple."

The villain Guzhu is a smart person, and it is very easy to talk to a smart person. He will not ask why a little disciple Wanhua knows his identity, and he doesn't want to know what this little disciple has in mind for him. They seem to have known each other for a long time. Long-time friends generally have a pleasant conversation but don't know each other's name.

Well, it was only one-sided. Fang Xi recognized Lao Wang's flowing hairstyle and the big flute in his hand at a glance, and then stepped forward to ask for his autograph.

Perhaps it was this kind of shameless spirit that moved Lao Wang. Lao Wang didn't go to Ziyuan Mountain for the past few days, but just taught him how to play the flute in the pavilion, which seemed to have found a bosom friend.

As a result, Wuyanggang, which was originally peaceful and peaceful, has now become the hardest-hit place for the magic sound to infuse the brain X2. Where the magic sound passes, thousands of birds are flying, and people are gone, leaving only Xiao Yao'er, who is hard of hearing, still happy below. drink tea.

The author has something to say:

After upgrading to shit shoveling officer, I feel that the efficiency of code words has slowed down. The Holy One is really a tormenting little fairy, so cute...

爱的漂流瓶扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-05-2810:39:42

爱的漂流瓶扔了1个手榴弹投掷时间:2016-05-2810:42:01

Thank you little angel for taking care of mine~