[Sword III] Collection System

"This kind of thin wine, which is like horse urine, is very good to drink. The wine in the grandpa's wine jar is the supreme delicacy. Come, come, give the lady a sip~!"

Sister Beggar wrapped her arms around his neck and poured a large pot of monkey wine onto his face, without even a glass, a stream of acrid liquid slipped straight down his throat and into his stomach.

Faced with such a crime of robbing civilian men, no one in the restaurant dared to step forward to stop it, and it was not the first time.

Fang Xi was so drunk that his mind became a little confused, he asked Sister Beggar: "What are you going to do after drinking?"

"You mess with your sex after drinking, otherwise what else can you do." Beggar sister blushed and sprayed him with the smell of alcohol.

"It's also..." Fang Xi didn't think about the irrationality of it, and fell down on the table drunk again, still muttering something.

"What did you say, lady?" Sister Beggar also asked drunkenly.

"Buddha has four refuges..." Fang Qi muttered with his head sullen.

"Ha, I've only heard of the Three Refugees, where did the Four Refuges come from?" Sister Beggar slapped the table, dissatisfied: "I don't study much, so don't lie to me."

"I... I've read a lot and I'm sure I won't lie to you. If you don't believe me, listen to me read to you..." Fang Xi hiccupped and continued, "Take refuge in Buddha..."

"I've heard about taking refuge in Buddha..." After finishing speaking, Sister Beggar drank a pot of wine.

"Return to the law..." Fang Xi said again.

"I've heard about conversion to the law~" Sister Beggar picked up the second altar of wine.

"A refuge monk..."

"Refuge monk hahaha~"

"Convert... Convert to the holy religion, Brother Murong!" Suddenly someone raised his arms in praise of the sun, and then he laughed foolishly.

"Hahaha, convert to the holy religion, brother Murong!" Sister Beggar made the same gesture with her arms raised.

"........."

The little followers at the door were stunned.

And the other side...

"Hey, baby, do you have a wife? If you don't have a father, I'll find you one. Look at Shanshan. She has big arms, a round waist, and a big butt. It's just that her breasts are a bit small, but she's only in her teens and can still grow!"

A slovenly old beggar was chattering around a Tang Sect disciple, so noisy that he almost wanted to give him some rainstorm pear blossom needles, and of course someone did the same.

After cheating on his father every day, Tang Wuli went straight to the nearest wine shop. He still had some information to ask the disciples of the Beggar Gang, so he didn't have so much time and extra people to waste.

Ah Wu: "Oops... the big pot can't be crazy..."

Ah Liu: "No, no, the cauldron is just drinking, drinking too much..."

"What are you doing?"

Suddenly such a sentence popped up behind the door, and the beggars who were watching and gossiping at the door exploded all over the floor, and some people simply started to play dead. If their elder brother is compared to the devil, then this one is no different from the devil.

Before Tang Wuli could say anything, there were two shouts from inside.

"Magical Girl Wang Yifeng, come on!" It was someone who was drunk and delirious.

"I have long admired and admired Sailor Moon Xie Yuan!" This is the same drunk and delirious beggar sister.

Fang Qi: "As soon as you enter this valley!"

Sister Beggar: "The noble spirit lasts forever!"

Fang Qi "You are Feng'er and I am Yuan!"

Sister beggar "lingers to the horizon!"

Fang Qi: "Friend!"

Sister Beggar: "Brother!"

The two raised the wine jar: "Cheers to our friendship!"

Tang Wuli: "..."

With this scene, what should he say.

One stepped forward, dragged Disciple Wanhua, who smelled of alcohol, into his arms and kissed him, his lips pressed against each other, and there was a smell of alcohol, so he couldn't help kissing for a while longer.

"Hey! Dare to become an apprentice! Can you touch my daughter-in-law too!" Seeing this, the beggar sister was so angry that she raised a green bamboo stick and crackled it like a dragon.

"When did he become your wife? Have you asked your elder brother?" Tang Wuli passed through the shadow of the stick, and stepped on the girl's face mercilessly.

"You pervert, my daughter-in-law will snatch her away, and my daughter-in-law and I have kissed on the lips!" Sister Beggar desperately beat his prosthetic limb with a stick.

"Then we can't keep you." Tang Wuli narrowed his eyes, and replaced the chamber with a click.

At this moment of tension, a gray figure flew in and stood between the two of them with a smile.

"Hey, good boy Shanshan, stop beating, just treat daddy..."

"roll!"

Before the old beggar finished speaking, he was beaten up by the two with a tacit understanding, and then each of them dragged a leg and threw him out, regardless of the old father-son/daughter friendship.

The old beggar who was rejected by his children cried silently holding Wangcai at the entrance of the village.

The cold leaves are floating all over my face, and my son's rebellion breaks my heart...

"Hey... dun dun dun..." Fang Xiwo mumbled something indistinctly in the arms of his master, and smirked as he spoke.

"..." Tang Wuli was helpless, last time it was the demon girl of the Red Clothes Sect, this time it was his cheap sister, should it be the turn of the royal princess next time?

"Where are you going to take my daughter-in-law!" After being interrupted just now, Sister Beggar's mind suddenly cleared up a lot, but she was still unwilling to give away the daughter-in-law she had finally abducted.

"Of course it's raw rice and cooked rice." Tang Wuli rolled his eyes at her, "I don't need to ask".

"You don't want to have a green face while you are in danger!" Sister Beggar yelled.

Tang Wuli sneered, so what if he took advantage of others? Anyway, it wasn't the first time.

"Get your dirty hands off my daughter-in-law's ass!" Sister Beggar was in a hurry, and started swinging the stick.

"No." Not only did Tang Wuli not let go, but he kneaded that rounded buttock more wantonly, trying to take advantage of it, perhaps the word morality did not exist in his dictionary.

"Hmm..." Fang Qi woke up in a daze, and when he smelled the familiar fragrance of bamboo leaves, he fell asleep with peace of mind, but after only half a second of peace of mind, he suddenly woke up.

Fuck, why is it you, why is it you again, why is it still you, why are you everywhere?

At this moment, he really wanted to throw this series of questions in the face of his master and father.

The ghost is lingering, this man.

The systemic face with facial paralysis well concealed the storm-like fluctuations in his heart. Fang Xi thought that he actually wanted to breathe out with a big mouth, but now he just wants to sleep, the kind of person who is full of wine and food and basks in the sun.

"Don't resist this time?" Tang Wuli leaned closer to his face and stole another incense stick.

"Cut off your tongue again." Fang Xi slapped the salty pig's hand off his butt expressionlessly. It was not the first time he had seen his master's indecency. If it is force, his master will weigh it and fight him. This time he just drank too much, and he still won't lose if he puts the flag.

"Tsk, the real murderer is worthy of the title of King of Hades." Tang Wuli suddenly pinched his chin and whispered in his ear.

"?!" Xia Xi was really surprised, how could he know...

"How can I forget the ruthless way of throwing the glove?" Tang Wuli rubbed his cheek with his thumb: "Not only the style, but also the appearance is my favorite. Dongfang Xi, you are so exciting to me~"

"..." What kind of excitement are you talking about, and why is there an inexplicable obscenity.

Wait a minute, he doesn't seem to have seen Tang Wuli anywhere other than the last time he fought against him on Bixia Island, so how did he see Dongfang Qi and the King of Hades in the Jianghu from the martial arts routines? Is it from the same person?

Up to now, Fang Xi still doesn't quite understand where he is exposed.

"Want to know? I'll tell you when you sleep with me~" Tang Wuli had four big characters written all over his face - shameless.

"Go rub your eggs." Fang Xi sneered.

"The concubine has a heart, but the man has no intention, ahhhh~" the organ piglet had a pitiful face.

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