beggar prince

It was time to go to court, and Eunuch Liu woke up Xiao Heng.Xiao Heng was so drunk that he was put on a dragon robe by the maid in a daze.He was put on the golden throne by the eunuchs, and he fell asleep on the throne.Drinking sweet wine, I fell asleep unconsciously.

The ministers had already lined up in the main hall. They looked at the drunk Xiao Heng and listened to his thunderous drunkenness, with incredible expressions on their faces.

Eunuch Liu shouted: "If you have something to play, you will leave the court if you have nothing to do!"

The servant of the Ministry of Rites held the wat board and said: "I have a book to play, and this year's imperial examination is about to start. I want to ask the emperor to set the date for the autumn exam."

The queen mother said: "The autumn is set on the sixth day of September."

The minister of the Ministry of Rites said: "The envoys from all over the world who came to celebrate the new emperor's enthronement did not leave Wei. The Ministry of Rites has arranged for them to live in the post house of Honglu Temple."

The queen mother said: "Don't treat the envoys badly, and use the best for food and clothing."

The servant of the Ministry of Rites withdrew.

The Minister of the Household Department said: "I would like to report to the Empress Dowager that the treasury's tax money has been a little tight recently. This year's disaster relief, construction of water conservancy projects, and construction of sacrificial palaces have already exceeded the tax and silver spending for the second half of the year."

Xiao Heng woke up suddenly, he wanted to pee, he stood up in a daze, turned around, he saw a golden toilet.He unbuttoned his pants and poured out, he was so relieved.

The ministers saw the emperor standing up, unbuttoning his trousers with his back to them, revealing the dragon's legs, and then they heard the sound of rushing.They were all stunned, stunned.The grand master has been in court for decades, and has never seen such a scandal.

The Empress Dowager saw it from behind the curtain, she couldn't help being furious, opened the curtain, and walked out, her face was flushed, and she scolded loudly: "Your Majesty, it's really outrageous that you go to the toilet on the throne!"

Xiao Heng woke up when he heard the queen mother's angry voice.He grinned, holding the little bird, and stood there awkwardly, looking at the golden throne that was soaked by his own urine.The golden throne was in a state of distress and dripped with urine.He thought his stomach hurt just now, but luckily he didn't shit on the dragon chair.

Xiao Heng saw that the queen mother was full of murderous intent, and all the civil and military officials were frightened.He thought to himself if he didn't run now, when would he wait.He put away the little bird, pulled up his pants, and ran away, accidentally fell on the carpet, ate some dust, then got up and ran out of the palace gate from the steps of the Golden Luan Hall.

Xiao Heng ran away, leaving this embarrassing scene to the minister and the queen mother.

The Queen Mother shouted angrily: "Your Majesty, stop!"

Xiao Heng heard the noisy discussion coming from the Jinluan Hall, he couldn't care less, and rushed up to the roof a few times.

He was afraid that the Queen Mother would take care of him, so he climbed on the roof and eavesdropped.At this time, the court was over, and those ministers came out from the palace gate.

Several ministers were quietly talking about Xiao Heng at the door.

Xiao Heng heard someone say: "Your majesty is really... too ridiculous."

"It's even more absurd. I heard that the emperor worked as a personal book boy for the former son-in-law for several years when he was in the private sector..."

"There is such a thing? This is definitely a shocking scandal unique in all dynasties."

"The emperor looks really attractive, and the former son-in-law Yushu Linfeng is a perfect match."

"The former son-in-law will still be an official in the court in the future, which is too embarrassing."

"I didn't expect the former son-in-law to be so great, the princess and the emperor were given by him..."

Some ministers felt disgusted, some felt nauseous, and some masculinity felt that this was extremely exciting.They kept talking there.

Xiao Heng sat on the roof depressed. He thought that the newly established image of the great emperor had been completely ruined, and now all the ministers knew that the two of them were having an affair.He regretted that pee on the roof.

In order to maintain his image, Xiao Heng jumped off the roof and landed among those ministers.Seeing the dark-faced emperor descending from the sky, the ministers were all dumbfounded with fright, and knelt down on the ground, not daring to lift their heads.

Although Xiao Heng has no real power, he is still the emperor and the queen mother's son, so the ministers are still very afraid of him.

They tremblingly said: "The emperor spares my life! The emperor spares my life!"

Xiao Heng hated that he didn't have a weapon in his hand, otherwise he would hack to death these ministers who dared to talk about right and wrong.

Xiao Heng said: "If you dare to speak ill of me and Zhao Yuanjian, I will never forgive you lightly!"

He clenched his fists, rushed to these ministers, beat these weak ministers, and knocked down a few thin civil servants with a few punches.The civil servants were stunned by him, fell to the ground, their beards trembled, and they cried out in pain.

Minister of the Ministry of War knows martial arts and has a strong body. Xiao Heng beat him several times without knocking him down.In the end, he kicked Shangshu of the Ministry of War hard on the ass, and he cursed: "I don't want to die, dare to talk about my right and wrong, I think you don't want to live!"

The Minister of the Ministry of War kicked him to the ground, but he still didn't let go of his hatred. He rode on him and slapped the Minister of the Ministry of War hard.

The Minister of the Ministry of War begged: "The emperor spares my life, spares my life!"

Xiao Heng said: "Fuck you! If you say bad things about me and the princess, I will tell you to cut off your sons and grandchildren! How can you talk about me and Zhao Yuanjian? I will marry him and become queen in the future. I can't control it!"

After fanning for a long time, he was still not relieved. He took out a stone he found from the roof and wanted to throw it at the lower plate of Shangshu of the Ministry of War.

The Minister of the Ministry of War quickly lifted him away, which saved his life.He knelt down and begged for mercy: "The emperor forgives the crime! The minister's unscrupulous words, the minister's crime deserves death! Please the emperor punish the minister's salary!"

Several ministers quickly knelt down, stretched out their hands, and slapped their own faces left and right, as if it wasn't their own face, and the fan swelled up soon.

Only then was Xiao Heng satisfied. He watched the ministers fanning each other for an hour, their faces were bruised, and then he told them to get out of the palace and fined them three years' salary.

When Xiao Heng returned to Changchun Palace, the queen mother was sitting on the dragon chair angrily waiting for him.There were more than a dozen imperial guards standing beside her.

When the Queen Mother saw him coming into the house, she said, "Take this rebellious son down!"

The imperial guards walked up to Xiao Heng and grabbed his arms.

Xiao Heng thought that a good man would not suffer from immediate losses, so he said, "Queen Mother, I was wrong!"

The Queen Mother said: "Kneel down!"

Xiao Heng knelt down, and the Queen Mother personally slapped him a dozen times, and picked up a whip to whip him again.Xiao Heng didn't think she was in pain, but he didn't care.

The Empress Dowager said: "The Ai family can mess around with you, but today you have completely humiliated the Ai family, and dared to beat the minister outside the Golden Luan Hall!"

Xiao Heng climbed up to the Queen Mother and grabbed her skirt corner: "Mother, I was wrong."

The queen mother said: "Starting tonight, the emperor will not be allowed to eat for two days!"

The queen mother left the Changchun Palace, and no maid and eunuch dared to give Xiao Heng something to eat.The top imperial guard guarded in front of the palace gate. He fought the guard twice but failed to get out.Xiao Heng had no food, his stomach was growling with hunger, and he lay on the dragon bed tossing and turning.

The next day he was so hungry that his eyes stared like gold stars. Liu Min secretly brought him a piece of big cake. He ate it hungrily, but he was still not full.Liu Min secretly caught a few pigeons and asked Qi He to roast them for Xiao Heng to eat.

He didn't have breakfast until the morning of the third day.Xiao Heng obediently followed Eunuch Liu into the Golden Palace, he didn't care what these ministers thought.He thought: When Zhao Yuanjian succeeds in his rebellion and refuses to accept me, I will teach them a lesson.

Sitting on the throne, Xiao Heng was a little sleepy. He dozed off while listening, drooling from the corners of his mouth in boredom. He suddenly thought that Hunjun might be like himself.

At this time, the speaker came out with the wat board: "I have something to say. Please forgive me first, and I have a loyal advice to you. The emperor doesn't know the etiquette in the palace, and his behavior is quite ridiculous. Yesterday I went to the toilet in the palace. , Beating the minister outside the palace. The emperor's actions are disgraceful to the royal family, please regulate your behavior."

Xiao Heng thought that this official was abominable, and it was obviously those ministers who made mistakes first, so he beat people up.

Xiao Heng said: "He dares to criticize me! Eunuch Liu, pull him out and beat him fifty times, and then slap him on the mouth!"

The queen mother reprimanded: "Your Majesty, there has never been a case where a speech official has been punished. Are you going to be the first emperor to kill a speech official?"

When the historian heard it, he took a note from the side: The new emperor of Wei punished the official, and he was narrow-minded.

Xiao Heng heard the Queen Mother scolding himself, he quickly said: "I was wrong."

The ministers below began to whisper, Zhao Yuanqi couldn't help laughing, he thought: Although the emperor is a beauty, he has a beautiful body and has done all kinds of stupid things.Go back and tell the fourth brother about his ridiculous things, and the fourth brother must be stunned.

Xiao Heng leaned back on the chair and was drowsy again. He thought it was boring to be the emperor. He couldn't even go to the bustling folk market, and he couldn't kiss and make a fuss with his lover.

He was thinking about Zhao Yuanjian, he was thinking about their ecstasy every time they had intercourse.He felt that Zhao Yuanjian's husband-in-law was very competent, and his big guy made himself as if he had ascended to the sky every time.He is especially good at teasing people, Xiao Heng thought about it and his crotch got wet.

At this time, he heard that Minister of the Ministry of Industry, Minister of the Ministry of Industry, and Minister of the Ministry of Hubu were arguing, and Zuo Cheng also joined the battle.

Minister of the Ministry of Industry: "Why don't you allocate silver taels to the Ministry of Industry? Other ministries want silver taels. That's a lot of fun. When we come to the Ministry of Industry, we push eastward and westward."

Minister of the Household Department: "The Queen Mother, please comment, the Ministry of Households really can't allocate the silver taels."

Cabinet minister: "Queen Mother, I think that this matter was caused by the construction of a mausoleum. This mausoleum starts from Yumen in the east, winds to the west, and is adjacent to Dunhuang. If it is built like this, I'm afraid..."

This mausoleum will belong to the Queen Mother in the future, and she does not want to give up this mausoleum, she said: "Temporarily suspend work! We will talk about it later."

Xiao Heng thought to these idiots, no wonder they wanted the treasures of the previous dynasty, and they didn't even have the money to repair the tomb.It's fucking boring to listen to these idiots arguing here for the rest of my life.

After getting off, he ran towards Xiao Heng and ran away. He didn't care about the court ladies and eunuchs who followed him, and went directly to the Cuju field.

He sat on the high platform and waited for those disciples to come, but he waited for Shao Fu and Tai Tu.