beggar prince

The summer heat made Xiao Heng even more restless. After being disturbed from sleep, he was sweating profusely. He found a peacock tail fan and fanned it for a long time but couldn't stop Cen Cen's sweat.

The more Xiao Heng thought about it, the angrier he became. He took a knife and shattered the pearl bed curtain to pieces, just like the sound of beads falling on a jade plate, and scattered South Sea pearls all over the place.

He hated the Changchun Palace, the palace ladies and eunuchs, these gorgeous furniture and treasures, and he felt that this place was like a prison.He thought very much about Zhao Yuanjian.To him, Zhao Yuanjian is like a bee inseparable from a flower, and he misses him day and night.

Xiao Heng shouted: "Qi He come in!"

Liu Min was standing outside the palace gate guarding the gate with Qi He, she heard Qi He walking in together, she asked: "What's wrong with you, Your Majesty?"

Xiao Heng said: "Be smarter in the future, and stop me if there is a woman in the future."

Xiao Heng was afraid of being lonely and lacking someone to protect him, so he begged the Queen Mother to make them the gatekeepers and imperial bodyguards.

Liu Min looked at the South China Sea pearls all over the place, she was overjoyed, she knelt down to pick them up, and put them in her arms, she said: "The emperor doesn't want these pearls, but I want them."

Xiao Heng said: "Little dog, you sneak out of the palace with me and go find Zhao Yuanjian Yuanjian."

Qi He: "Your Majesty, we can't go out. The Empress Dowager's imperial army is everywhere, guarding at every level. The scope of your activities is only in the palace."

Xiao Heng slapped the table hard, and said, "Then the three of us drink to relieve our worries."

Liu Min turned on the lampshade on the wall, stuffed a few red candles, and the palace suddenly lit up.She went out, brought back a food box, and put it on the table.

Liu Min put abalone fin soup, almond bergamot, Sixi dried fruit, anchovy shark's fin and other palace delicacies on the table.Bring a few jars of deer fetus wine.The three of them sat together, eating and drinking.

Liu Min said: "The emperor is rich and prestigious now, look at those eunuchs and court ladies, the princes and ministers will kneel when they see you, marry me and be a concubine, and make me also prestigious."

Xiao Heng said with a smile: "Don't dream, if Zhao Yuanjian finds out, he won't chop your father up! Come on little dog, let's drink."

Liu Min lamented: "He's just a bastard, he disrupted my plan to be a queen!"

Qi He asked: "What kind of son-in-law does your father like?"

Liu Min looked at him with contempt: "Anyway, I don't like you being so dumb."

Liu Min ate with chopsticks. She ate a few mouthfuls and said, "Your Majesty, you were put to sleep by Zhao Yuanjian. The Queen Mother will not break your legs if she finds out, and the Minister will still laugh when she finds out."

After hearing this, Qi He spouted wine and sprayed Xiao Heng's face.Xiao Heng was shocked by the spray, wine and saliva dripped down his cheeks, he looked at Qi He angrily.

Qi He hurriedly stood up and wiped Xiao Heng's face. His heart ached endlessly: "Your Majesty, you actually broke your sleeve! And he gave it to... So it turns out that he didn't take you in well, he is so wicked! Damn, I told you He's not finished!"

Qi He couldn't bear this kind of stimulation, he picked up the wine glass and drank with Liu Min: "Miss Liu, I will visit your father some other day."

Liu Min: "Bah, bah, bah, bah! I don't like you."

Xiao Heng said: "Women can be happy only when men are honest. Those flirtatious men attract women, but they also attract other women."

Liu Min: "Qi He, I heard that you used to be very poor, and you only had one pair of trousers for several years."

Qi He scratched his head: "So what, I'm not an imperial bodyguard yet. I'll be a general in the future, just wait and see."

Lin Heng: "Don't underestimate our little dog, he is so majestic. If you want to fight with him, you will be fascinated."

Liu Min tilted her head: "I don't believe it, I don't believe anyone can be more powerful than my father!"

Xiao Heng: "Your father, I don't know that he is just a fat bear who is greedy for life and afraid of death."

Liu Min was so angry that he wanted to beat the emperor, but Qi He stopped him.After making noise for a while, everyone sat down to drink again. Xiao Heng drank many more bowls, and he started to wander.

They drank until almost dawn before dispersing and went back to their rooms to sleep.Xiao Heng thought: In the days without him, I can only drink to relieve my worries and have fun every day, so as to get rid of this depression.

At five o'clock, Lin Heng was woken up by Eunuch Liu and drank hangover soup.Xiao Heng looked out the window, it was just dawn, he got angry, grabbed the pillow and threw it at Eunuch Liu: "Get out, I didn't get enough sleep, what did you ask me to do!"

Eunuch Liu hurriedly knelt down: "Long Live Lord, it will be too late if you don't go to court!"

Xiao Heng drew out his knife and pointed at Eunuch Liu and said, "I won't go. If you don't obey me, I will make you a eunuch!"

Eunuch Liu: "This old slave was originally an eunuch."

Xiao Heng was stunned for a while, he thought that no one in the palace could be eunuched.He lay down again and fell asleep.Eunuch Liu had no choice but to come out by himself and walk into the Golden Luan Hall.

The Golden Luan Hall was already full of ministers, and they all wanted to witness the demeanor of the new emperor.

Eunuch Liu told the queen mother: "The emperor is drunk and cannot go to court early."

The queen mother thought: It's better for the emperor to be absurd, but it's better that the mud can't support the wall.In this way, the courtiers would not have any ideas about him and would not want to assist him.

"I'll host it," she said.

All the ministers knelt down: "The Queen Mother is a thousand years old!"

Eunuch Liu shouted: "If you have something to play, you will leave the court if you have nothing to do!"

Civil and military officials did not see the new emperor, they looked at each other, slightly disappointed.

Some ministers told the queen mother some things, and they left the court in a hurry.Ministers walked on the marble steps to express their views on the new emperor.

Grand Master: "I heard that the emperor lived among the people for a long time, and he didn't know how to govern the country and court etiquette."

Grand Tutor: "Take your time, there must be a process. I see that the emperor has an extraordinary appearance, and he will definitely be a generation of Mingjun in the future."

Situ: "Ahem, ahem, please stop talking, I'm afraid the Queen Mother..."

When they heard the Queen Mother's name, they all shut up and walked out of the palace.

Xiao Hengri only got up after three poles. He sat there holding the sachet for a long time. He didn't know when he would see his lover again. Now the queen mother wanted to find a queen for him, which made him very troubled.

After a long time, Xiao Heng thought that since he became the emperor and could not hold great power, and asked his lover to be the queen, he had to have fun in the palace, otherwise it would be too bad.

He called for Eunuch Liu, and he said, "Princess, son-in-law, young children from the Zhao family and Xiao family are invited to enter the palace."

Xiao Heng asked Eunuch Liu what fun things to do in the palace. Eunuch Liu said polo was popular in the palace, so he decided to play polo.

The maid waited on him to put on a bright yellow casual dress, with a yellow ribbon tied around his head.He walked out of the gate excitedly, got into the royal chariot, and rushed to the polo field.

When he arrived at the polo field, he put his thighs on the table and lay down on a chair to catch up on his sleep.

At noon, Eunuch Liu woke him up.He opened his eyes and saw that the princess and Zhang Yuhai had arrived and stood aside.Kneeling under his feet were more than 20 people of his own age, and they shouted: "See the emperor!"

"Congratulations to the emperor. Congratulations to the emperor. The emperor's ascension to the throne is the blessing of the Great Wei and all the people!"

Xiao Liang, Xiao Zhengxuan's son, said: "The emperor is very talented, and his martial arts and martial arts are comparable to Grandpa Taizong."

"Each of us brought congratulatory gifts to the emperor, please check it when the emperor is resting."

Xiao Heng was amused when he heard it, and he said, "I blushed when I said that."

These more than 20 children are all wearing narrow-sleeved and tight-legged Hu suits, holding clubs in their hands, and are ready to enter the stadium.

Seeing so many young people bowing down to him, Xiao Heng felt very uncomfortable. He said, "Get up, why are you being polite."

They said, "Thank you, Your Majesty!"

Xiao Heng walked to the center of the polo field, and he chose a horse that was all black.

Eunuch Liu was afraid that something might happen to him: "It's dangerous to play polo, Your Majesty, you'd better watch from the sidelines."

Xiao Heng pointed at him and scolded: "What are you, dare to teach me a lesson, be careful I will chop you with a knife!"

Xiao Heng knew that Eunuch Liu was sent by the Empress Dowager to monitor him, so he became very angry when he saw the old eunuch.

Xiao Hengfei got on the horse and rode the horse for two laps.

They were divided into two teams, one team of ten people, each with one person guarding the goal.

The Zhao family children kicked off the ball, and the polo fell to the ground, and everyone competed in the middle of the racecourse.

Lin Heng was holding a cue club and galloping his horse back and forth, like the wind returning to the electric shock, fiercely competing with those people for the ball on the ground.

He played it once, but he didn't play well. Seeing the ball on the ground, spinning and jumping up and down, he was very greedy.

The princess rode on the horse and shouted: "Brother Emperor, follow me and I will teach you."

The princess looked at him playfully with a bearded hat, and Xiao Heng happily followed.

The princess held the cue, and she said: "You must be steady when riding a horse. The emperor must not let go of the reins. When you are sideways for the ball, the chassis must be more stable, otherwise you will fall down. When raising the cue, you must use Be clever, don't use brute force."

After hearing this, Xiao Heng rode into the team and competed for the ball.Although he can't play well, he has a lot of fun.

In the evening, he jumped off his horse and led the group back to the garden of Weiyang Palace.

He asked Eunuch Liu to prepare the dinner.He jumped on the dragon chair and rode on the dragon chair. He said, "Have fun! I didn't expect polo to be fun, hahaha...."

Zhang Yuhai: "Cuju is also very interesting. I will take the emperor to play sometime."

Xiao Heng said: "You get some chickens tomorrow, we will fight cocks."

A son of the Zhao family who loves to play stood up and said, "Your Majesty, I have some Luxi fighting cocks. I will send them to the palace tomorrow and present them to the Emperor."

Xiao Heng said: "Okay! I will reward you ten thousand taels of silver!"

He quickly knelt down: "Don't dare."

Xiao Heng laughed loudly: "I want to reward you ten thousand taels!"

After Xiao Heng finished speaking, he started talking with Zhang Yuhai.Zhang Yuhai said: "Someone asked me to give you a letter."

He handed it to Xiao Heng, and Xiao Heng opened the letter to read: Your Majesty, one day is like three autumns.It's a pity that the humble minister can't watch the emperor ascend the throne.After the minister recovers from his injuries, he will go to the emperor, and the emperor will just wait for me, and he must not leave the palace privately.

Xiao Heng tucked the letter in front of his chest, he was very happy.

The eunuchs and maids carried the food boxes and put the delicacies on the ten wooden tables.

Xiao Heng said: "Wait a minute, let's gamble first!"

He asked the eunuch to move two big tables and prepare gambling tools and dice.He asked two eunuchs to act as bloggers. The eunuchs stood by the wooden table, rolling dice, dealing dominoes, and hitting black dots.

Lin Heng was excited when he saw it. He squeezed into the crowd, and the eunuch asked, "Size."

The disciples took out silver bills ranging from one hundred taels to one thousand taels.After they pressed it, Lin Heng pressed the big one, and he asked Eunuch Liu to take a hundred ingots of gold and put it in the big place.

There was a commotion in the crowd, and the princess said, "Brother Emperor, you are too exaggerated!"

Xiao Heng ignored them and stared at the eunuch rolling the dice.The eunuch let go of his hand, spun the dice a few times, and finally stopped, he saw that it was small.

He laughed loudly: "Have fun, you will lose a hundred gold ingots at once!"

Everyone felt that the emperor was in a bad spirit.Xiao Heng continued to gamble, and he took out another hundred gold ingots to bet the big one.

Eunuchs from other palaces also squeezed in. They heard that the emperor was gambling heavily.

Xiao Heng lost again. Seeing that he lost another one hundred gold ingots, he smiled even more heartily.

He lost a total of a thousand pieces of gold, which was simply a waste of money.

Those children did not dare to accept his gold, and quietly returned it to Eunuch Liu.

Xiao Heng had a great time, walked to the table and filled a glass with the wine jug.He said: "Drink! If you don't get drunk, you won't go home!"

Someone stood up and said: "May the emperor live forever and live forever!"

The children all stood up and shouted to him: "May the emperor live forever and live forever!"

Xiao Heng felt uncomfortable and funny, he laughed loudly: "I never thought that I, a piece of trash, can live forever, hahahahaha...."

Thinking of his lover's letter, Xiao Heng became happier the more he drank it, so he couldn't help changing to a big wine bowl, and drank to his heart's content, and soon his ears were full of wine.

He asked Eunuch Liu to invite dancers to dance for fun.The glamorous dancer is like a fairy growing lotus every step of the way.Three thousand strands of hair danced in the air, indescribably agile and elegant.The sleeves fluttered, like a frightened bird, captivating.

When Xiao Heng drank too much, he started to mess around.He pulled out the knife and rushed into the center of the dancers, and with the knife he cut off their dancing sleeves, which he thought were an eyesore.But he drank too much, and he didn't have much strength, and he couldn't even hold the knife steadily.

The dancers were terrified, and ran out with their heads in their arms.He rushed towards the Zhao family's children again, and everyone ran away in fright.

The maids and eunuchs also scattered away.Only Qi He and Liu Min stayed behind to take care of him.Xiao Heng felt dizzy, fell over, and vomited it out. He vomited up all the wine.

Xiao Heng got up, picked up a jar of wine and cursed: "Fucking Zhao Yuanjian, I want to kill him."

As he spoke, he unscrewed the lid and started drinking again, Liu Min and Qi He grabbed his drink to stop him.Unable to stop him, he happily ran and drank, stepped on a banana peel, and fell in all directions.

He got up and continued to run with the wine in his arms, climbed a big tree and hid.Qi He led the imperial guards to search around with torches.

Xiao Heng lay on the tree, fell asleep for a while, woke up and continued to drink, drowsy for a long time, and fell from the tree.He crawled back to the table and opened another jar of wine to drink.After drinking an altar, he was so drunk that he passed out.

Qi He found him and brought him back to Changchun Palace.The maids wiped his face and fed him hangover soup.He didn't fall asleep until four o'clock.