Employment Guide For Professional Fans

Chapter 22 Small Acne and Small Hemorrhoids

In the afternoon, I accompanied Song Pianran to record a new song.

Accompanying the recording was not part of my scope of work, but the big witch personally sent a message asking me to go there together.

The big witch, full name Su Cindy, known in the industry as Cindy, is Song Pianran's little aunt and big manager.

If the horror level of the devil wearing Prada is 10, then the horror level of Su Cindy, whose upper body is Paris Printemps and lower body is Chanel, and her feet are 13 cm stilts, is 10 to the Nth power, and N is greater than or equal to 10.

There was once a cowardly paparazzi who persevered in squatting in front of Su Xindi's house for half a month, and got into an affair between her husband at the time and a popular floret in her hands.

At that time, Su Xindi was attending a charity event in Dubai. After learning the news, she calmly and calmly completed all the work.After returning to China, he acted resolutely, hiding Xiaohua in the snow, and then filed a divorce lawsuit with his ex-husband. The scumbag finally left the house, and he couldn't even take the few sets of high-end custom suits that Su Xindi bought for him.Finally, she found the paparazzi, took off her high heels, and opened his ladle.

That little flower now earns a living by going to nightclubs, and that scumbag works as a network administrator in an Internet cafe, crying every two days to beg Su Xindi to get back together.

As for the paparazzi Ronaldinho who was smashed by Hen Tian Gao, he is now working as a publicist in Song Pianran's studio.

When Su Xindi called, Song Pianran was bored on the sofa on the first floor, with her legs crossed on Ran Shuai's body, eating Miaojiaojiao, while the supervisor found fault with us.

Su Xindi's voice is always stern and cold: "Record songs in the afternoon, I will pick you up at 03:30, don't be late."

Xiaotao and I secretly glanced at each other, and Xiaotao compared yeah.

Very good!The thing is finally leaving!No one ever dislikes me for my improper sitting posture, dislikes that the ceramic water cup on Ronaldinho’s table can’t reflect his delicate face, dislikes Xiaotao’s canvas shoes with ugly colors, and he can even find fault with the cactus on the window sill if it doesn’t bloom.

Song Pianran turned on the hands-free, threw a Miaojiao horn into her mouth, chewed it creakingly, and said impatiently: "I know, I know."

"Take your pimple too." Su Xindi ordered.

"What?!" Song Pianran was very flustered, and sat up straight, "I have acne? Impossible! Look handsome, have I grown?"

Ran Shuai was taken aback by his sudden movement: "Wow!"

"..." Su Xindi was silent for two seconds, and then said forcefully, "I'm referring to that one, Qi Qi, bring him too."

My first reaction when I heard this sentence was that my legs were weak. What is the big manager who is busy with every day coming to me, this little shrimp?Immediately afterwards——

What acne?Who is acne?

I am a pink head, not acne ah!

Although there is only one word difference, the meaning is very different!

"Oh, him!" Song Pianran glanced at me, smiled at me comfortingly, and then explained solemnly, "Don't say that about him, he's not my acne."

I smiled at him too, feeling a little moved in my heart.

Song Pianran continued, "He is my hemorrhoid."

"Pfft—" Xiaotao sprayed a mouthful of water on the computer screen.

My perfect 30° smile is still frozen on my face, and the wind is blowing through my teeth, it's so cold.

Song Pianran raised her eyebrows at me: "Little hemorrhoid, do you hear me, accompany me to record a song this afternoon."

I really shouldn't have any expectations of Song Pianran.

If I had to make a choice between growing on his face or growing on his butt, I would choose to end my young life.

I fidgeted and stared at the clock on the wall. When the hour hand pointed to "3", my heart sank, and I felt that my life had entered the countdown to death.

Xiaotao looked at me with pity, and took out a pack of wine sweets from her drawer and handed it to me.

"Thank you." I peeled off the candy wrapper, "Do you mean to give me some wine to strengthen my courage?"

Xiaotao shook her head: "I want you to eat something good before you go on the road."

……

Sister Luo couldn't help laughing, brought me a cup of hot water, patted my shoulder, and comforted me: "Don't listen to her nonsense, Cindy is not so scary, she doesn't eat people."

"She doesn't eat people, but she can pick acne!"

I compared myself with my finger, with a sad face: "I am that little pimple, the witch must have picked me."

"I want to be picked on by little Cindy too."

A faint voice floated from the side, the tone was full of envy and jealousy.

Ronaldinho held his face in his hands, his cheeks were flushed, and his posture was very girlish. He stared at me with heavy eyes, and I was stared at with goosebumps all over my body.

"Little Yu'er, you were actually summoned by the goddess. Do you know how long I've been waiting for this day? It's been two years and eight months!"

Sister Luo shook her head and covered her ears with her hands.

Xiao Tao rolled her eyes and put on her earphones.

Before Ronaldinho was about to start telling the story of his beautiful encounter with the goddess for the 108th time, I rushed over and gagged him.

"Luo, stop talking, I understand, I understand everything."

Xiao Luo blinked excitedly, grabbed my hand: "Yu'er, you understand me!"

I nodded emphatically: "Words are too pale, there is no need to say more, everything is in words!"

Xiao Luo was a little excited: "Then help me analyze and analyze whether I and Xiao Cindy are destined! It was a winter two years and eight months ago, and the sky was snowing heavily..."

I tried my best, but it still didn't stop me.

"That day, little Cindy beat me to the bone, then calmly put on her shoes, brushed her hair, and said to me, I think you are very patient and courageous, don't be a paparazzi, and follow me from now on .”

I also followed Xiaotao's example, put on the earphones, stared at the computer, and pretended to concentrate on my work.

Ronaldinho's eyes wandered, and he fell into the beautiful memories.

"You said if she didn't mean anything to me, why did she beat me and take me away after the beating?"

Ronaldinho turned around and found that no one paid attention to him, only Ran Shuai looked at him with big eyes like waiting for black grapes.

"Ran Shuai, tell me, is Cindy interested in me?"

Ran Shuai hiccupped, lay down on the ground and closed his eyes.

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