Employment Guide For Professional Fans

"You really slept upstairs!"

"The boss even gave me a quilt!"

"The boss even kissed you!"

"I had a son in just one night!"

Seven pairs of eyes were staring at me like hungry wolves who have seen meat, wishing they could strip me clean.

"Wow, I've felt something was wrong for a long time! I knew the boss must be interested in Xiao Yu'er!" Ronaldinho slapped his chest with confidence, "I guarantee my personality as a senior paparazzi of the "Shrimp and Chicken Shuo Daily"!"

Luo, your daily newspaper has stopped publishing for three years because you haven't released a fart for three consecutive months. You are really guaranteeing a dick!

I want to cry but have no tears, I can't explain it, I feel sad, my legs go limp, I sit on the stairs, and slide down like a slide.

My butt hurt from rubbing against the marble floor, I supported my waist, and tremblingly got up from the ground.

Sister Luo said faintly: "It's nice to be young, and the game is so intense, I can't even stand still today."

I staggered and almost fell again.

Xiaotao covered her mouth and giggled, and she pursed the corners of her mouth when she finished laughing, acting coy and serious: "Oh, sister Luo, what are you talking about! You are still a baby, so you don't understand these anymore!"

"I'm so innocent!" I swallowed a mouthful of old blood and shouted, "It was too late last night, and the boss gave me a quilt in a guest room! That's all!"

"Then what's the matter with kissing?" Sister Luo asked with her arms crossed.

"The relationship between me and the boss has become closer, which refers to the close camaraderie between the boss and the employees."

Sister Luo nodded, as if she believed it.

Can you not believe it?I almost believe it myself!

"Then why do you say the boss is not your son's mother?" Xiaotao asked.

"It means... the boss is not my son's..."

Xiaotao stared at me with eyes like searchlights and blinked.

"Well!" I had a flash of inspiration.

"Well?"

"The boss doesn't belong to my son!" I snapped my fingers, glanced upstairs, and lowered my voice, "Don't we usually joke that Song Pianran is our son?"

Even the WeChat group of our studio is called "Bao Ma Mutual Aid Group".

Xiao Tao scratched her head: "Hey, yes."

I gave her a sneaky high-five.

All questions answered perfectly, I breathed a sigh of relief.

"Impossible..." Little Ramo moved his chin thoughtfully, "My senior paparazzi's intuition can't be wrong."

"Really!" I held my breath back before I was relieved, and stretched out three fingers to swear to the sky, "If I have any improper male-female relationship with the boss, I will, just... go out Got hit by a car, okay?"

Ronaldinho looked at me, his eyes still very suspicious.

Damn paparazzi!I gritted my teeth.

Sister Luo just said at this time: "Okay, don't talk about it! Xiao Yuer, go online, you have been on the hot search for more than half an hour."

The topic was successfully changed.

With a grateful heart, thank you sister Luo.

The BGM automatically played in my mind, but before it reached a climax, it stopped abruptly with a "pop".

According to the word count analysis, the focus of Sister Luo's sentence is not on the first half of the sentence, but on the fact that I've been on the top searches, and I've been on the top searches for half an hour.

I'm on the trending search?what's the situation? !

I groaned and turned on the computer.

New Wolf News V: "#宋罗ran车火# Song Pianran lent a luxury car to a friend, and a traffic accident happened [Shock] [Shock] Yesterday, a luxury car under Song Pianran’s name was in traffic on the North Road of Gutang Village, S City Accident, crashing into a lamppost, but fortunately there were no casualties at the scene, after police investigation, the driver was not Song Pianran, but Song Pianran's friend."

The accompanying picture is a picture of me being questioned by the police, and the face of the police uncle has been mosaiced.

In the comments, the fans all commented with a unified voice, "Pianran doesn't know, it's none of Pianran's business, please look forward to Song Pianran's second solo album "Fire"".

Occasionally, a few discordant remarks popped up: "I really admire our top traffic brother Pianran! Any car that is lent to others is worth millions! But brother Pianran finds a stand-in for a few days and earns it back !Brother Pianran rushed to the duck——!", "I feel sorry for Brother Pianran, brother Pianran is really good to her boyfriend [envy] [envy]"

cut!It's really sneering.

It's 8012, and you still play such a low-level anti-faking loyalty, this kind of method doesn't even bother to look at you, okay!

The word "boyfriend" in the black comment seems to have added special effects, and it always feels extra big and eye-catching. I couldn't help but glanced at it a few times. I don't know what happened. My throat was a little itchy, and the roots of my ears were a little hot .

I clicked "Report" angrily.

Garbage sunspot!I don't care about the anti-mafia station!

In fact, the situation is not serious. Although the screen is full of Song Pianran, it is only because the name "Song Pianran" has its own traffic.

Anyone with a discerning eye can tell from the report that this incident has nothing to do with Song Pianran, and the traffic accident is not that serious.

But, the question is, why do you want to make me so ugly!

In the picture, I was smiling hippie with the police uncle. In contrast to the ruthless justice police, I squinted and shrank my neck, which was particularly wretched.

Taking the blame for Song Pianran is not bad, after all, he is my boss; being photographed with squinting eyes is not bad, after all, I don't rely on my face for food.

The worst thing is that under such circumstances, I still have to seize the opportunity to become a fan of Song Pianran!

I logged into the account of "I just like Xiaopianpian", and the homepage was quiet and peaceful, even a little warm.

"Brother is so cool, you can borrow an eight-figure sports car if you want!"

"I also want to have a friend like my brother!"

"Song Pianran, you are going too far! Have you ever asked me to agree to lend the sports car to someone else? Am I not the hostess of this house?"

"What's the matter with you, baby, mother won't allow you to lend such a valuable thing out, prodigal son, just because mother loves you, you don't want to beat you, right? [Akimbo] [Akimbo]"

After reading these, I feel very relieved, and even feel that my children have grown up and become sensible.

The little fans have grown up, and they can bring the rhythm without me as a professional fan.

I found a few useful screenshots from several G material libraries, opened the editor with ease, and pieced together a long article in ten minutes.

"#宋罗ran车火# No matter what, the car belongs to Xiao Song, @宋翰ran, Xiao Song came out and got scolded obediently【狗头】【狗头】But our Xiao Song is a good boy who likes to share things with others, to my friends He has always been very generous! Instead of worrying about a small accident, let’s take a look at the things that Xiao Song has given and borrowed over the years [heart]”

There are two long pictures on Weibo, listing Song Pianran’s gifts that people in the industry have received in the past few years, including the limited edition running shoes he gave to friends, the big meal he invited the whole crew to drink with milk tea, and even One New Year's Eve, he took out his house as a carnival venue for the whole studio.

As soon as the long article was posted, fans enthusiastically reposted it, and it didn't take long for this article to occupy the top search page.

I cut the trumpet and sneaked to the Weibo comment of the official news to swipe.

After all, it was the first time I was on the trending search, and I still had a positive face, so I was a little excited inside.

I searched through more than 1000 comments, but none of them were about me.

The point is wrong, everyone!Look at the picture to recognize the male number one!

I couldn't resist and posted a comment.

Today’s melon is a dime: Does no one think that this friend of spr is 1,,, handsome? 【Question】

I waited anxiously shaking my legs, and more than a minute passed before I got a reply.

Handsome Gacha Machine: Blind? ? ?

I was so angry that my nostrils were smoking, my fingers almost smashed the phone, and I replied to him:

Today’s melon dime: I just think it’s handsome, it’s none of your business!

Handsome Gacha Machine: Oh, I didn’t expect you to like this kind of one, haha

Huh?

I gritted my teeth and replied bitterly: I just like it, not only me, Song Pianran also likes it!

After posting this sentence, I instantly felt comfortable physically and mentally, leaning on the back of the chair and drinking scented tea happily.

Bitch-like, relaxed, I am the whitest lotus in the world.

He casually swiped the homepage, and a new Weibo came up, which was posted by Song Pianran.

Song Pianran V: Thank you for your concern, the car has been sent to be repaired, the police uncle has worked hard, and the kid who crashed the street lamp has also learned a lesson.

The accompanying picture is a selfie of him lying on his back in bed.

Assholes to die for.

I pouted, may I ask if the pictures and texts have a half-money relationship?

"Qi Xiaoyu, come up."

Just as I was complaining about him, Song Pianran leaned on the railing on the second floor and hooked her fingers at me.

I shook my hands, and the scented tea spilled all over my pants.

——Question: When you find out that your boss secretly likes you, how should you face him.

——Answer: This question is beyond the outline, I really don’t know how to do it!

"Where are you sitting and hatching eggs?" Song Pianran only had three seconds of patience with me, he bent his knuckles, and buckled the railing, "Hurry up!"

Forget about this question, whether Song Pianran likes me or not is still uncertain.What is certain is that if Song Pianran becomes unhappy, he will find a way to make me twenty times more unhappy.

I patted my butt and ran upstairs quickly.

Song Pianran had just taken a shower, her hair was fluffy, she was wearing a loose bathrobe, and she was lazy, with a strong lemon fragrance on her body.

As soon as I smell this smell, I reflexively think of the feather last night, and somehow feel that the air is full of strange pink bubbles.

"Why are you blushing? Constipation?"

When Song Pianran opened her mouth, the pink bubble shattered all over the floor.

"Come here." He greeted me.

"Oh."

I took a small half step forward.

"Come on a bit more," he said again.

"Oh."

I moved another half step.

"You traveled back to the Qing Dynasty last night and bound your feet, didn't you? You're going to die."

He ran out of patience, so he simply took a big step forward and stood in front of me.

His exposed collarbone was facing my face, and his body seemed to still have steaming heat, enveloping my whole body firmly.

Then, he took my face in both hands, so strong that I couldn't refuse.

He, he, he, he wouldn't want to imitate the Wanwan idol drama and give me a bossy kiss, right?

My chrysanthemum tightened, and I turned around to run.

He pulled me back again, grabbed my face with both hands and kneaded it.

The plot doesn't go right, does it?The boss and I didn't get the same script, did we? !

My face was like a small dough ball, which was rounded and flattened by him.

When he let go of his hand, I was unconscious and felt that this face was no longer mine.

"Brain board, what are you doing here!" I glared at him.

With a smile of successful mischief on his face, he raised his eyebrows and said, "Teach the kid who broke the street lamp a lesson."

The conscience of heaven and earth!Am I the one who crashed the street lamp?

Song Pianran is too shameless!I should have told the reporter that he hit the car and hit and run!

"#￥%...￥￥&...&&"

"What are you mumbling about?"

"The brain board is well trained, the training is correct, and the training is croaking!"

Don't ask me why I shed tears, because I am really humble.

Song Pianran waved her hand: "Kneel down."

Before I turned around and took two steps, he gave the latest order: "Buy me a few boxes of Miao Crispy Corners online, the stock is almost out of stock at home."

Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat, do you want me to buy another can of laxatives and you can eat it together!

"#￥%...￥￥&...&&"

"What are you babbling about again?"

"Xiaoyu purchasing agent, the mission must be accomplished!"