Employment Guide For Professional Fans

"Song Pianran, 23 years old, handsome young master Pianpian, former member of the group ZERO, in charge of appearance. He flew solo in 2016 and became a first-line niche."

——The above excerpts are from Baidu Encyclopedia.

The fact is that Song Pianran’s former group ZERO is not good enough. The village shampoo shop opened the ribbon to invite them to sing and stir up the atmosphere. The company closed down half a year after their debut, and the five members went back to their respective homes.

Song Pianran had been digging her feet for a year, but somehow got lucky by stepping on dog shit, and was pulled to play the male fourth in an idol drama. With her face, she quickly became popular and became a top trafficker.

My job is to maintain the personality of Song Pianran, a dubious "Mr. Pianpian", on the Internet, and open up new territories for his acting career.I'll say what the studio officials don't like to say; I'll take responsibility for what the officials don't like;

As a job fan, I am a professional.

I hailed a taxi and repeatedly emphasized to the driver that it must be fast, it must be fast!Send me to Chunyuan Road in the east of the city within half an hour!Otherwise, my head will be lost!

The driver looked at me, then rolled down the window and looked at the sky.

I didn't know what he was looking at, so I leaned over and raised my head, only to see the blue sky, white clouds fluttering, and occasionally a few birds flying in the morning exercise.

"Master, what are you looking at?" I asked.

"I'll see if there's a plane passing by, and I'll call one for you."

This master is a bit humorous, he is an old driver.

I retracted my body and put on my seat belt: "Ahem...I was joking with you."

After the car drove off, I opened Weibo to check what was going on.

I have a total of tens of thousands of Weibo accounts, and I always have five switching back and forth in my phone, one is Song Pianran's control and review group, three are Song Pianran's big fans, and the other is a fanless account.

I logged on to the account of "Today's Gua Er Dime" and searched for Song Pianran, and the first related entry was "Song Pianran Guan Yin".

Guan He is Song Pianran's former teammate. The two have a CP called "Yin Chan". They have been be for so many years, and there is still a wave of remnants active. They come out to do things from time to time. The two-person super chat is fixed at around 10 in the CP list all year round. .

Song Pianran bought a pair of global limited-edition sneakers in LA last week. They are so beautiful. As soon as the shoes arrived yesterday, she took a photo of them and posted them on Instagram with the text "suitable, suitable".

Coincidentally, Guan Yin, who had an airport trip this morning, also wore these shoes.Recently, Song Pianran's beauty endorsement has just launched, and the streets are full of promotional posters.In the airport picture taken by Fan, Guan Yin stood in front of Song Pianran's poster and stared at it for a long time, then squatted down, and wiped the shoe surface with a paper towel lovingly.

For Xipi powder who treats blades like candy, this is a mouthful of candy!It's Chinese New Year for Xipifen!

This group of photos caused a violent reaction on Douban, causing marketing accounts to end one after another, and the two parties' Weifans quarreled.

I took a look, my darling, "Chanting" Chaohua has rushed into the top five in the CP list, and the posts are all "What a beautiful love", "Long time to see you", "I'm a coffin The board is about to be overwhelmed, and the chanting is real", "Help me up, I can do chanting again", "If my son and son-in-law can cooperate to make a movie, I will broadcast live and kill my boyfriend diao"...

In the carnival of howling ghosts and howling wolves, there is a Weibo post that is particularly clear.

"When you first met, one was 18 years old and the other was 19 years old. They supported each other and walked through the unknown, but were ruthlessly washed away by the adult world. But I am so lucky, now you are beautiful and full of reputation. , but still the little boy back then. The world is changing, but you have not changed. My elder brother Pianran and younger brother Guan Yin are suitable and suitable."

The accompanying picture shows Huangmao Song Pianran and Hongmao Guanyin performing at the opening ceremony of washing, cutting and blowing in the ZERO period, looking at each other and smiling.

If I didn't know who Song Pianran was, I would almost believe it and shed tears for this beautiful love.

The number of retweets on this Weibo has exceeded a thousand. When I saw it, yo!Isn't the first place in the hot transfer is the old acquaintance "entering customs gracefully"?

"Entering the customs gracefully", reciting CP big fans, Weibo painting style is mainly sensational and old, can cut videos to make output, has many followers, and is one of my main targets of battle.

I have been a professional fan in the past two years, I have played against her no less than ten times, and I have never lost.

I cut an account and got on the account "I just like Xiao Pianpian". I have carefully maintained this account for two years. It is highly respected and famous in Song Pianran's fan circle, and the number of fans exceeds one million.

The front page has been blown up, and the screen is full of genitals flying around and the viaduct of relatives dying violently. I can't bear to look directly at it.

Today's little girl can't tear herself apart without a little swearing.

As a professional fan, the first step is to learn to play the rhythm calmly, and to arouse the resonance of fans through some ambiguous words. In simple terms, it is to sell badly.

I tweeted:

"Song Pianran, please never forgive them, those who once skinned you and pulled your bones, and now try to come to drink your blood. You are a god in the clouds, and you are not suitable, not suitable for the villains in the mud .”

In less than 5 minutes, this Weibo retweet has exceeded a thousand, and the retweets are all "Song Pianran, please never forgive them".

I am very satisfied with the initial success of the first step.

Then comes the second step, expanding influence.

I logged on to the account of "Pianran Fighter". This account has a different style from "I just like Xiao Pianpian", and I am a big fan of fighting.

I reposted the Weibo just now with the account Fighter Fighter, with the text "I'm not as kind as my sister, I'll just turn on the mic directly. Song Pianran, who left the group and went to pick up private jobs? Who is the most downcast in your life?" When I told the media that I didn’t know you well? Who watched you become popular these past few years? Who kept wearing the same style as you to catch your popularity? You can forget it, but I will always remember it.”

The next thing is to go back to the studio to arrange the sailors before proceeding further.

After playing the rhythm, my body and mind felt comfortable, I leaned on the back of the chair and hummed a little song, and the damn Song Pianran's exclusive bell rang again.

I had a natural fear of capitalists like Song Pianran, so I sat up straight reflexively, and answered the phone respectfully: "Hello?"

"Is the weather nice today?"

He suddenly said such a nonsensical sentence, and I had no choice but to respond: "Yeah!"

"The scenery is not bad, huh?"

I looked out the window, and saw that the little flowers and grass were red and green, and they were really good, so I replied very obediently: "Yeah!"

"Do you still have time to watch the scenery?" The moody giant baby got angry again, "What time is it now?! Half an hour has already arrived!"

I pointed my middle finger at the phone.

"It's so slow!" Song Pianran complained, "I've eaten three packs of crispy corners, why haven't you made it yet!"

"I didn't hit the plane..." I tried to argue.

"Fuck! At this juncture, you still leave me alone?!"

There was the creaking sound of the corner being crushed.

I reasonably suspect that Song Pianran is poisonous.

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