Employment Guide For Professional Fans

The girl on the opposite side is wearing a high ponytail and an embroidered skirt. She is refreshing and refreshing, which is my favorite type.

She smiled at me slightly, half of my body went limp, crisp and numb.

"Why don't you introduce yourself first?" she said, even her voice was so clear and sweet.

"Oh oh yes," I cleared my throat, and recited the manuscript I wrote last night verbatim, "My name is Qi Yu, I am 25 years old, and I graduated from Sandaokou University, majoring in journalism and media. Discourse research, height 178, weight 61, does not smoke, drink or gamble, likes fitness and climbing, has a wide range of interests..."

The girl raised her hand and touched her left ear, and said, "Well... what is your occupation?"

I remembered what Song Pianran once said, when a girl touches her ears in front of you, she is shy and at a loss.

In this kind of occasion - blind date, I automatically extend that this is what is interesting to me.

My heart is so sweet, Cupid's arrow has hit me and her, love has woken up!

"I'm a professional fan."

"Er... What is a job?"

"Professional fans." I firmly believe that getting to know each other is the first step in developing a relationship, and being honest with each other is the foundation of a beautiful love. Groups, watering various fan activities, breaking news on Weibo, Tieba, and forums, and monitoring public opinion.”

The girl then raised her hand and touched her right ear, and said, "Uh...good job, good job..."

It's done!

I shouted in my heart, touching one ear is interesting to me, but does touching both ears mean that I want to start a family with me and have children and spend the rest of my life together?

"I have a pen, named Erbi, the Erbi is thick and long, it has a lot of water and slippery~~"

The majestic baritone voice slowly sounded in the high-end restaurant, and the unique singing voice and high-end libretto attracted the attention of everyone in the restaurant.

This is the exclusive ringtone I set for my boss, caller ID: Song Erbi.

I pressed the phone and apologized: "Sorry, Boss is calling."

The girl touched her ears again, and after touching her hair, she said, "It's okay, work is important."

Really understanding.

"I have a pen, named Erbi, the Erbi is thick and long, it has a lot of water and slippery~~"

Erbi called again, so I hung up again.

The girl drank a whole glass of lemonade in one gulp.

"I have a pen, named Erbi, the Erbi is thick and long, it has a lot of water and slippery~~"

These two pens are not over yet?I will hang up again.

"That," the girl licked her lips and said in a low voice, "I think you are very busy at work, otherwise I will contact you next time."

"do not!"

I saw that she put on her bag and got up to leave, and was about to go forward to persuade her to stay, when the phone vibrated suddenly, and Erbi sent a text message.

"Call me back within 3 minutes, or at your peril, hum."

Also "hum"?

In my 25 years of life, I have only seen one species that can hum, and that species is called a pig.

Just as I was looking at the phone for a while, this lilac-like girl had gone away, leaving only a ray of fragrance.

The beautiful marriage was shattered, and Song Erbi did a lot of harm.

I suppressed the resentment in my heart, and called Song back.

"Do you know how to call back? I thought you were an astronaut at NASA."

???

Song Pianran's words are always incomprehensible, although I don't know what he means, but I can only echo: "Where can it be."

"What is modesty?" Song Pianran was still acting foolishly, "You hung up on me three times in a row, I think you just want to go to heaven?"

……

I had no choice but to explain: "I really had something to do just now."

"What's the matter? It's good to spare you."

"I'm on a blind date."

On the other end of the phone, Song Pianran paused for a moment, and then became even more angry. The whole thing was a fiery tyrannosaurus rex: "I was hacked into charcoal on the Internet, and you are still in the mood for a blind date?! Come back to work for me!" !"

When I went out in the morning, the online world was still harmonious and calm. How could it be rough again before the end of the morning?

"If you don't show up in the studio within 30 minutes, pat my ass and get out!" Song Pianran roared.

The studio is in the east of the city, and I am currently in the west of the city. It takes at least an hour one way, and I need to arrive within 30 minutes. Do you want me to masturbate?

It's unbearable, I can't stand Song Pianran, a sanctimonious hypocrite, a simple-minded childish ghost!

I will resist today!

"Did you hear that?!" He yelled again.

I trembled in fright: "Listen, I heard..."

Forget it, capitalists are not something ordinary people like me can fight against.

Before he hung up the phone, I snapped a question: "That..."

"Crackling, which one?"

"Didn't you say before that when a girl touches her ear in front of you, it means she's shy?"

"Oh," he sneered, "that's a normal situation. For you, touching your ears in front of you means thinking you're an idiot."

Snapped--

Song Pianran snapped Cupid's arrow of love.