Employment Guide For Professional Fans

It took about ten minutes to walk before there was any human breath. Rows of farmhouses could be vaguely seen on the other side of the field. The houses were lit with warm yellow lights, and the lights were connected together.I walked a little further, and sure enough, I saw a small two-story shopping mall on the side of the road.

I breathed a sigh of relief and ran up quickly. My little Mercedes electric car was parked outside the mall, and it looked very chic among the small three-wheeled scooters.

Looking up, there are four majestic gilt characters hanging on the wall - Tianda Store, and there is a line of cursive English below - verybigMaiChang.

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The English of this translator is probably not taught by Song Pianran.

There are not many stores in the shopping mall, and there are few people. A few children from the nearby villages have just finished school, and they are running around playing around with their schoolbags on their backs.

I looked around, only to see a few brats pushing and shoving, and a group of boys playing Aruba around an abandoned shelf.

The moment the boy who was being framed hit the shelf, he let out a miserable scream, which aroused my unbearable childhood memories.

My balls tightened, and I walked quickly while clutching my crotch.

Sure enough, no matter how the times change, the vulgar fun among boys will not disappear with the passage of time.

After walking around, I finally found Song Pianran who was grabbing a doll in a corner on the second floor.

He was wearing a mask and a baseball cap pressed very low. He was tall and had long legs, wide shoulders and narrow waist. He was particularly noticeable in this small, dusty shopping mall.Several children ran around him and made noises, but he was not affected at all, his brows were slightly frowned, and his face was focused.

I took a closer look, and the dolls in the claw machine were neither delicate nor cute, but only one style - a pink piggy with a crooked head and a grinning grin. Even through the glass, it could be seen that the level of crude production was extremely high.

I looked at the doll, and then at Song Pianran.

Well, I have to admit, it's not cool to look like Song Pianran when she grows up to catch ugly dolls.

"Boss, I'm here!"

I trot over to him and rubbed his shoulder cheerfully.

Song Pianran turned her head to look at me, nodded, and immediately turned her head away: "Wait next to you, I'm busy."

He had just put in two game coins, manipulated the joystick with a solemn face, found the right angle and pressed it down suddenly—and caught a pig's ear.

"Yes, yes!" He stared at the trapped piglet, held his breath, and held my hand tightly.

I also became nervous, staring at the pig, and even stopped breathing.

"Snapped--"

The pig wobbled in mid-air, and at the last moment before coming out of the hole, fell back into the herd, back to his siblings.

"Fuck!" He hammered the claw machine and cursed in a low voice, "It's almost there!"

"Shame, shame! Big brother didn't catch it again!"

The group of little kids circling around him made faces at him with their tongues out.

Song Pianran clenched her fist and waved it to scare them: "Believe it or not, I'll beat you!"

The children giggled, scattered away with a clatter, and ran back to join him after a while.

"Aren't we leaving? It will be completely dark in a while." I leaned over to remind him.

"Wait a minute," he shook his hand, and threw two more game coins in, "I don't believe I can't catch it!"

As it turned out, he really couldn't catch it.

I have reason to suspect that Song Pianran is really just waiting for me "by the way", and his main purpose is to catch dolls.

I watched him use up all the game coins in the bag, and still didn't catch a doll.

"Big brother is so stupid!" A shaved little boy put his hands behind his back and laughed at him solemnly, "I haven't caught a doll for so long! The stupidest person in our small class in Honghua Kindergarten is smarter than you! "

It's over!Song Pianran was ridiculed by a kid wearing crotch pants, the end of the world is coming.

Song Pianran's earlobe turned red bit by bit at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the red light flashed in my mind, activating a first-level warning.

What should we do if there is a news about "Song Pianran beating a child violently in a small store in the countryside" on the Internet tomorrow?Wouldn't it be credible to say that Song Pianran was possessed by a demon and couldn't control herself?

Before I could come up with a result, he reached out and grabbed the small collar by the collar, knelt down and put his face close to his face, and threatened him viciously: "Shut up, you brat! If you talk again, I will ask the monster to arrest you." Cut off your tongue!"

Unexpectedly, the child was not only not afraid, but rolled his eyes: "Our teacher said, there are no monsters in the world! Anyone who believes in monsters is a fool!"

"..." Forced coercion was ineffective, Song Pianran was at a loss for words, and began to use unreasonable tactics, "How does your teacher know if you have it? I said yes!"

The little boy shook his head with a serious face: "Our teacher also said that the silence is strange. It seems that the big brother is not only stupid, but also a big illiterate!"

The corners of my mouth were sore from holding back my laughter, and I quietly gave Song Pianran a thumbs up behind his back.

Unexpectedly, the child pointed at me and said, "If you don't believe me, look! This brother also thinks what I said is right!"

Song Pianran turned her head to look at me, her face was darker than the bottom of the pot, I hurriedly put my hands behind my back and shook my head quickly.

The little boy pursed his mouth and said unhappily: "So you are in the same group!"

I am not ah I did not!

I shouted in my heart, I am on your side!

In my ideal, I am a steadfast and unyielding pursuit of the truth, rich and powerful, and unyielding, but in reality, I am just a humble worker.

The humble me stepped forward and took Song Pianran's hand to smooth things over, and said, "Boss, forget it, we adults don't remember the faults of villains, and our prime minister can pull a boat in his stomach, so let him go today."

I set up all the ladders for Song Pianran, he just needs to walk down.

He snorted and tapped the little boy's forehead: "I'll let you go today."

The little boy raised his neck and shouted confidently: "Our teacher said that age is not judged by age, and a narrow-minded person is a villain when he grows up!"

This little kid kicked the ladder I built again.

I covered my forehead, very helpless.

This teacher is really a ruthless person!

Song Pianran was so angry that his eyes were smoldering, he dug in his pocket, and there were only two game coins left, just enough to catch one more time, he opened the wallet, took out a stack of hundred yuan bills and stuffed them into my hand: "Give them all I'll exchange it for coins! I'll let this brat see my true strength today!"

There is an eternal law that says that a man is the most handsome when he pays.

I think a condition should be added at the end, men are the most handsome when they pay, but it does not include when they spend a huge amount of RMB to catch dolls.

I doubt that Song Pianran has already contributed to the turnover of this mall for a year.

He also spent the last two game coins, but still got nothing.

"Hurry up and buy coins!" Seeing me stunned, Song Pianran urged me.

I tried to save the boss's wallet: "Boss, why don't we not catch it? What's so fun about this kind of game with no technical difficulty? It would be great to go back and ride the canyon! These little kids don't know how to appreciate your beauty , It’s like the day does not understand the darkness of the night! You see it’s dark now, and now you can enjoy the night scene when you go out, this night is low-key, mysterious, and noble, just like your temperament!”

He raised his eyebrows happily, as if he was a little moved by my persuasion.

I continued to work hard and took his hand and said sadly: "You are so rich, you can buy ten or twenty claw machines and put them in the studio when you go back. Every day, everyone in the studio will watch you You catch, how cool! When you catch the doll, you are like Prometheus, a living artwork! Not everyone knows how to appreciate art, except those of us who really understand you. There is no soulmate here, let's go !"

Song Pianran's beauty was so praised that she almost went up to the sky, her hair stopped blowing up, and her mood improved, she raised her chin noblely: "It makes sense."

"Yeah!" I struck while the iron was hot, grabbed his hand and walked out.

At this time, a man and a woman came to a claw machine next to them, both wearing red scarves.

The boy said to the girl: "What's so good about Zhao Xiaoqian! Did you like him because he caught a doll for you last week?"

The girl pouted, tightly clutching the strap of her schoolbag with both hands, and said coyly, "You can't even catch a doll, so you don't deserve to like me."

The boy took off his schoolbag, threw it on the ground, and said aggressively: "I know! I used to be Lin Xiaoming, who was so useless that I couldn't even catch a doll. No wonder you don't believe that I like you. He gave you Did you catch one? I'll catch two for you today! Let you see who is the one who really loves you!"

The girl's face was flushed, she kicked the ground with her toes, and said, "Then if you catch two, I won't be with him."

……

Is the entertainment life of primary school students already so rich?They have all risen to the level of talking about love.

I was still playing with mud when I was in elementary school!I thought holding hands with a girl would have a baby!

I shook my head and continued to drag Song Pianran out.

No, why can't Song Pianran move anymore?

I turned my face to look, and Song Pianran's eyebrows were tightly knit together, with a serious face.

I pulled his clothes: "Boss, what's the matter?"

Song Pianran took out a hundred-yuan bill and slapped it on my chest: "Go buy coins, keep grabbing!"

???

Isn't it just listening to a love story in a rural elementary school?What stimulated Song Pianran? !

"Boss, don't..."

Song Pianran raised his hand to interrupt me, he glanced at me and said, "I'm not such a waste as Lin Xiaoming."

So what does this have to do with Lin Xiaoming? !

The good-for-nothing next door, Lin Xiaoming, was fighting in front of the claw machine, and the girl stood aside to cheer him on.

The red scarves on their chests are even more colorful.

The author has something to say

Song Pianran: If you love him, grab a doll for him and learn

(Today the two changes are combined into one chapter, very thick~long~Aruba means that if there are fairies who don’t understand, you can Baidu [shy] by yourself)