Employment Guide For Professional Fans

It was nearly seven o'clock after all the people left, and the sky was gray, with only a thin layer of light left.

Song Pianran knocked down the only street light within 100 meters.

It would take four to five hours to walk back to the studio by foot from here. I opened the taxi-hailing app to take a taxi, but no driver took the order for a full 10 minutes.

At this time, a gust of cold wind blew, which made me shiver, and instantly felt weak, pitiful, and helpless.

There was a small puddle on the ground, which reflected my lonely figure. Just as I folded my arms and looked at myself in pity, my phone vibrated.

——Someone has taken the order!

I was delighted to see, Master Li with the tail number 4567, you are my sky, my land, my wind and my sand!

I hurriedly called Master Li.

"Hello, Master Li?"

"Ah, who are you?"

"Me!" I was so excited that I seemed to have found my long-lost brother, "You just took my order on the tuk tu taxi!"

"That's right..." Master Li said a bit embarrassed, "I made a mistake! Your place is too far away, you can't go there!"

"..."

It feels like you have finally found your long-lost brother, but he thinks your family is too poor and refuses to recognize you. My fiery heart was smashed to pieces.

"If you take my order and don't come, I will sue you!"

I hung up the phone angrily.

Within ten seconds, Master Li called again.

"Don't complain to me! I don't even have enough gas money for the trip!"

"Then I will give you more money, will you come?" I made a concession.

Master Li seemed a little shaken, thought for a while and said, "Seven hundred!"

"You wait for my complaint!" I hung up the phone.

After another ten seconds, Master Li called again.

"Your place is in the wilderness. A taxi driver was robbed in that area last month. It was too dangerous for me to go there!"

"Isn't it more dangerous for me to be here alone?!"

I was terrified by what he said, for fear that a masked robber would rush out of the cornfield and do me this way and that, and then cut me with a knife.

"You have no money, why are you in danger?"

It turned out that Master Li was the masked robber who stabbed me hard in the heart.

I swallowed a mouthful of old blood and replied angrily: "Who said I have no money?! How do you know I have no money!"

"Who would a rich person go to that place?" Master Li sneered, "Even if he went, he would drive a car. Those who don't have a car in the wilderness are either poor or bandits."

"You're right," I thought for a while, and felt that Master Li's words were not completely unreasonable, so I calmed down and communicated with him.

"Thank you for your understanding, young man, I..."

"But I still have to sue you."

I hung up the phone again.

A few seconds later, the phone rang again.

Is it over yet?This is going to battle with me, right?

We are professional fans, we don't know how to play piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, can we still lose if we talk about it?

Being tough with others is an essential skill for me, and never being cowardly is my professional quality.

The great Kings Canyon thinker [Unparalleled.hunter] once said that in the face of the enemy, one must rise up and resist!

Master Li has completely aroused my fighting spirit. Facing an opponent like him, simply breaking his head can no longer win, and we must take professional methods to subdue him, so I practiced the first article of the "Professional Fan Employment Guide"-selling miserably.

I didn't even look at it, picked up the phone, pinched my nose to make some nasal sounds, and pretended to be pitiful: "I'm alone in this kind of place, do you know how scared I am? This place is not a place where birds don't shit, this **** There are no birds! You are so ruthless! I am cold, hungry and tired, and you are my only support! Do you know what I was thinking just now, I was thinking that you are my sky and my earth, You just abandoned me like this, I feel like the world is falling!"

"..."

Master Li didn't reply, very good, it seems that my selling miserably had a very good effect and aroused his sympathy.The next step is to use retreat as an advance to arouse his repentance from the negative side.

"But it doesn't matter. I know this is not your intention. I can understand that you have your difficulties. It doesn't matter to me alone. If I meet gangsters and robbers, it has nothing to do with you."

"..."

Master Li, who was still spitting out witty words just now, remained silent.

I snickered, sure enough, the set of fan circles can be used everywhere.

According to my own white lotus theory, the weaker and more innocent the more lovable.

Although the flowers of plants and trees in water and land are very lovely.But since the birth of Internet traffic, people in the world love Bailian very much. ah!

The last step is to show that this white lotus can be seen from a distance but not played with.

"It's really okay, leave me alone, and don't call me, I'm fine, really."

"...I didn't want to leave you." Master Li's voice was a little lower than before.

oh?Then you haven't come to pick me up in your Audi with the tail number 4567?

"Really." He lowered his voice and emphasized it again.

I'm not voice control, don't try to use your voice to confuse me!Who cares if you are true or false, hurry up!It's getting dark!

"I'm just less than 1000 meters away. There's a small shopping mall here. I haven't gone far. I'm waiting for you here."

You're less than one kilometer away from me and you didn't take my order just now?

Why is something wrong?

I belatedly looked at my phone, and the caller showed: Song Erbi.

This is really a catastrophe!

The great Kings Canyon thinker [Unparalleled.hunter] also said that in the face of a powerful enemy, you can choose to die directly, or be beaten to death by him.

I might as well just lie down and die!

"Boss," I explained tremblingly while holding the phone in my hand, "I, I didn't mean that..."

Before I could finish speaking, Song Pianran interrupted me: "Don't move there, I'll pick you up."

"Don't, don't, don't!" I yelled, "I'll go, I'll go, how can I bother you to walk a few hundred meters!"

"I'll pick you up in an electric car."

As soon as my legs gave way, I almost fell to my knees for Song Pianran.

With your electric scooter, by the time you come over, I can run back and forth twice along this road.

"I really don't need the boss. I'm already on my way. If you come over again, won't it be more troublesome if we miss it?"

Song Pianran felt that what I said made sense, and her tone became silly again, and she said flatly: "Okay, take your 30cm mini legs and walk faster, this place doesn't even have a delicate corner , suffocating!"

This is the Song Pianran I am familiar with.

I don't know why, but when I was walking alone in this wilderness, I felt a little relieved when I heard his voice.

So am I missing some detail?

Song Pianran is waiting for me?

"Boss." I sniffed, this time I was frozen.

"what?"

"Thank you for staying here and waiting for me."

"Why do you have such a big face!" Song Pianran's voice suddenly amplified, a little unnaturally, "Who is waiting for you on purpose! I'm passing by, do you know by the way? Your garbage truck is too difficult to drive, hurry up and drive !"

Oh oh oh got it, by the way, right?By the way, wait for me in a wretched place that doesn't even have my favorite crispy corners.

My mood was brightened at once, and I walked forward while humming a little song.

"What song to sing!" Song Pianran yelled, "It's so ugly! Don't sing it!"