am i a devil

Wang Mo: "..."

"It won't be that serious, right?" Wang Mo said suspiciously.

He climbed out of the bathtub and felt that something was wrong.

"Why do I feel that I am a little bit heavier?" Wang Mo seemed to be talking to himself, and said as if he was exchanging opinions with Xun Ying.

He walked to the mirror with hesitation, and when he looked up, he saw a squid.

Wang Mo: "..."

"If I keep doing this, will you still love me?" Wang Mo looked at his pink and wrinkled self, turned around, looked at Xun Ying, and asked him.

"Yes," Xun Ying nodded and said.

"It's very fashionable." Xun Ying said.

Wang Mo: "..."

I think he is connoting me, Wang Mo thought to himself, so he wrapped himself in a bath towel, went to the room and opened all the windows completely, moved a chair and sat in the most ventilated position, let him go as quickly as possible Air dry yourself.

"I should be a little dry tomorrow, right?" Wang Mo asked Xun Ying.

"Phuket Duck." Xun Ying shrugged and shook his head.

"If it doesn't work, you suggest changing the script and adding elements of sci-fi." Xun Ying scoffed.

Wang Mo: "..."

After he cheated me, he didn't even bother to pretend, this kid... Wang Mo puffed up his bun face, thinking that he must get back [-]% in the future.

Just when Wang Mo was thinking about how to torment Xun Ying, a bald-headed artificial mentally retarded voice came from his mind.

"My lord, have you finished washing? My data analysis has been done, and now I need you to come to the laboratory in the research institute, and I will report the work progress to you."

Since the last two hairs of the bald man with artificial mental retardation fell out, he has completely let go of himself and become a workaholic. Even the voice that greets Wang Mo has changed from the slightly mentally retarded electronic voice to the current one. Very energetic human voice.

So Wang Mo, accompanied by Xun Ying, came to the laboratory of his Brain Hole Research Institute to listen to the work summary of the bald artificial mentally retarded.

As a result, when the artificial mentally handicapped opened the door and saw Wang Mo, he was stunned for a moment, and then let out a chicken crow like an alarm.

"Don't come here! You squid monster! I won't be afraid of you!"

"You didn't go out to inquire! Our king! But he also has the title of Sea King! It's impossible for you, a little squid, to stir up trouble in his brain!"

As the artificial mentally handicapped said, he waved his fist and bald head, and walked around quite fast. Those who didn't see clearly thought he was practicing acrobatics.

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo grew a few tentacles very cooperatively.

Xun Ying: "..."

"Amo, stop teasing him." Xun Ying persuaded as if he couldn't stand it anymore.

"Princess?" The bald artificial mentally handicapped man came back to his senses after hearing Xun Ying's voice, stopped his tightly dancing fists and bald head, and then looked carefully at the hair that had been soaked. Wang Mo.

The bald artificial mentally handicapped rubbed his eyes and looked carefully for a while.

"My lord, please say something, my lord." The artificial mentally handicapped couldn't recognize it, and said crying.

"I'm a squid spirit~" Wang Mo said in a ghostly tone, very erratically.

Bald artificial mentally handicapped: "..."

"My lord, it's really you." The bald artificial mentally handicapped man said a little embarrassedly.

"How did your face become like this, king, you can't scan your face anymore, and I can't help it, I'm not human." The artificial mentally retarded said crying.

Wang Mo: "..."

Xun Ying: "..."

Xun Ying thought of the phone that sometimes needed to be unlocked several times, and suddenly felt a little pity for the bald artificial mentally retarded.

Wang Mo also nodded with empathy, and patted the artificial mentally handicapped shoulder.

"Thanks for your hard work, brother." Wang Mo said sincerely, successfully moving the artificial mentally handicapped to the point where he couldn't help but shed tears and even snotted his nose.

So Wang Mo ruthlessly took his hand back.

The bald artificial mentally handicapped took out a tissue and blew his nose, and then began to scan Wang Mo without any glass heart.

"My lord, please stretch out your dragon claws." The bald artificial mentally handicapped said.

Wang Mo: "..."

Xun Ying: "..."

"Just say your hands." Wang Mo once again corrected the reference to the bald artificial mentally retarded, and then stretched out his "dragon claws".

The artificial mentally handicapped opened his own titanium alloy dog ​​eyes. After scanning it, Wang Mo's back of his hand immediately showed a piece of skin with a completely different color from the skin in other places.

"Fuck."

Wang Mo cursed very rarely.

"I'm about to soak my skin into squid, why can't I wash it off?" Wang Mo said sadly.

Lao Tzu is no longer clean, Wang Mo thought very playfully.

"Of course it can't be washed off with water, my lord, this place is the implant site that that soft man planted on your body, you see, where he touched you now, those dark parts are where he tried to devour you active ingredient.

It was the first time Xun Ying learned about such a situation, he couldn't help being startled, and he didn't shy away from it. He stretched out his hand and took Wang Mo's hand, held it in his palm for a closer look, and rubbed it with his fingers. , but there is no way to get rid of those traces.

"Can this kind of thing be removed? What will happen if it can't be removed?" Xun Ying asked the bald artificial mentally retarded very urgently.

"If there is no way to remove it, the king's body may be covered by these living skins, and then slowly invaded into the body, and eventually, the whole person will be swallowed by this living thing." The bald artificial mentally handicapped said tremblingly.

"but!"

The bald artificial mentally handicapped saw the anxious expression of their princess, and immediately changed his style of painting.

"Now there is no need to worry, because these skins that were once active have now become dead." The bald artificial mentally retarded continued to popularize science.

"Dead?" Xun Ying said.

"Yes, when they tried to replace the skin on the king's dragon body, they were already poisoned to death by the king's dragon body." The bald artificial mentally handicapped said succinctly.

Wang Mo: "..."

"No, just wait for a while." Wang Mo interrupted the science popularization of the bald man with artificial mental retardation, and asked him with a very incomprehensible expression.

"Why did I poison him to death? How dare I feel that I am poisonous?" Wang Mo looked at the bald artificial mentally retarded very innocently, and then looked at Xun Ying very innocently, hoping that he could speak out for him .

Although Wang Mo felt that when he was dealing with the villain, he was indeed poisonous to the villain, but he always thought it was a metaphor, not really poisonous!

"Amo, you are not poisonous." Xun Ying felt Wang Mo's aggrieved eyes, and immediately stood up to rectify his name.

Then he felt that there was something wrong with what he said.

"I mean, Amo must not be poisonous, otherwise, I have lived with him for so long, wouldn't it be a long time ago?" Xun Ying quickly felt more weeping on Wang Mo's cheeks, Chu Chupi adjusted her rhetoric earlier.

"Yes, Wangfei, the king is not poisonous when he is with you... I mean not poisonous."

After the bald artificial mentally handicapped man felt Wang Mo's death stare as he watched people order dishes, he followed Xun Ying's example and changed his statement very cleverly.

"But when encountering bad guys, your whole body will become weaponized, and you will fight with them in various ways." The bald artificial mentally retarded explained to Wang Mo with a very simple and easy-to-understand metaphor.

"Oh, I understand when you say that." Wang Mo nodded, feeling quite niubility.

Xun Ying remembered what happened before.

Not long after Wang Mo became his junior, one night he suddenly grew a lot taller.

Because he was worried that there was something wrong with Wang Mo's long-term mode, so Xun Ying took Wang Mo to the hospital run by his own people in the middle of the night for a physical examination. The detection instrument exploded inexplicably.

Because of this, he also lost a large sum of money to the hospital. Xun Ying himself didn't think there was anything wrong with it. However, to this day, Wang Mo still talks about this incident from time to time, complaining about why he was so excited at the time, and why he was so excited. The family lost a large amount of expenses, and they had to talk about it every now and then, and their small calculations were crackling, so Xun Ying was also deeply impressed by this matter.

He still remembered a sentence his doctor friend said to him.

"His body seems to be able to resist any intrusion he doesn't trust."

Xun Ying: "..."

Xun Ying glanced at Wang Mo in a daze.

Wang Mo: "???"

"What's wrong?"

Wang Mo was suddenly stared at by Xun Ying, and he was a little embarrassed, wondering if my wife was shocked by my overly cool physique, and she was using a small look of admiration and infatuation look at me.

Xun Ying shook his head, saying it was nothing.

He must be embarrassed to tell me, so he said it was nothing, Wang Mo thought.

It seemed that attacking and receiving were indeed destined by heaven, and on the other hand, Xun Ying comforted himself deep in his heart.