am i a devil

Old cat: "..."

The old cat instantly burst into tears.

"I understand, I understand." The old cat wiped away tears, looked up at the starry sky, and sighed.

Xun Ying: "..."

It seems that the cat at home has indeed grown a lot since getting involved in marriage and love, Xun Ying thought to himself.

"I thought I was the only one in this family who would run into the woods and yell, but I didn't expect you to be too." The old cat wiped away his tears and looked at his married brother with emotion. .

Xun Ying: "..."

"Do you often come to the woods and shout?" Xun Ying said.

"It's not too often." The old cat thought for a while and said.

"It's okay when we're in love, but it's mainly after we have a child. Alas, I'll cry if I talk too much." The old cat shook his head.

"However, there is bitterness and sweetness, and sweetness is a little bit more. I hope that one day, we can bid farewell to this small forest." The old cat raised his hopes and looked forward to the future.

"I hope so." Xun Ying nodded.

"You should go back earlier, I'm going back to make milk for the cubs too." The old cat persuaded Xun Ying with a manly style.

Xun Ying nodded, then hugged the computer and went back to the bedroom building with his brothers and sisters.

When the brothers and sisters returned to the hall of the bedroom building, they found Wang Mo wrapped in his own quilt, sitting on the sofa in the middle of the hall, looking straight at Xun Ying and the old cat.

"Where did you go?" Wang Mo said slowly, while reaching out to pick a grape that was placed on the coffee table in front of the sofa and in the fruit plate. After eating, he spit out the grape skin and grape seeds very carefully.

Xun Ying: "..."

Old cat: "..."

"The thing is like this." The old cat saw that Xun Ying had been silent, so he opened his mouth first.

"The thing is like this." Before the old cat finished speaking, Xun Ying actually took the lead and said, "The cat went to the woods to crow. As an old friend for many years, I went to take care of him. Ask him if he needs help."

Old cat: "???"

This is really a model of homosexuality and inhumanity. The old cat's heart really crowed like what Xun Ying just said.

"Brother Cat, why are you going to crow in the woods?" Wang Mo asked the old cat in disbelief.

"Yali has a lot to do with it, man, you understand."

Before the old cat could speak, Xun Ying was the first to grab the white road.

Old cat: "..."

I plan to take the children to marry into the Ragdoll Cat's house tomorrow. There is no way to live this day, the old cat thought angrily.

After all, the old cat didn't expose Xun Ying's trick because of the friendship he had acquired through hundreds of thousands of years of small fish, but he didn't continue to chat with him foolishly. The children went to bubble milk.

So there were only two living creatures left in the hall, Wang Mo and Xun Ying.

"Amo, let's go back to the room." Xun Ying said.

"Let's go." Wang Mo extended his hand to Xun Ying, asked him to help him up, and went upstairs with him.

upstairs.

"I saw it all."

Wang Mo waited until Xun Ying walked into the bathroom, and suddenly said this at the door.

Then he heard a loud noise coming from the bathroom.

After a while, Xun Ying came out and changed into a pair of beach pants.

"Amo..." Xun Ying said.

"Actually, I think you are quite cute like this." Wang Mo couldn't help laughing and said.

Xun Ying: "..."

Actually, I feel a little ashamed, but it makes him feel cute... Seems like a good idea?Xun Ying felt more and more pleasing to the eye when he saw Wang Mo laughing so that the cannibalism was trembling.

In fact, think about it, compared with this kind of enjoyment, the face is nothing, a bold idea emerged in Xun Ying's heart, so the feeling of being exposed by others was much better in an instant.

-

The next morning, Wang Mo went to work on the set with mixed feelings of satisfaction and reluctance.

Wang Mo: "..."

Why should I suffer this kind of torture, Wang Mo said sadly in his heart.

"My lord! Persevere, the data will be calculated soon!"

At the same time, the bald-headed artificial mentally handicapped living in Wang Mo's Brain Hole Universe Research Institute saw Wang Mo's "Tucaoer" floating in the sky, so he croaked on a small planet. Wang Mo was encouraged.

Can you hurry up, I'm going to be filming a fight scene these days, that soft man will definitely touch me, I'm afraid I won't be able to control myself and my head will be knocked off by him!Wang Mo posted a barrage in the sky and said.

"Hurry up, lord, if that person bumps into you, don't wash your hands, I will collect samples after I come back!" The bald artificial mentally handicapped continued to crow on the planet.

Wang Mo: "..."

"How can I eat without washing my hands?! And if that person touches me, if I don't wash my hands, I can't help chopping off my hands and I'm done!" Wang Mo also yelled back unceremoniously.

"My lord, aren't you already married?" the bald artificial mentally handicapped thought for a while, and then asked Wang Mo.

Wang Mo: "..."

"What do you mean?" Wang Mo Longyan said angrily.

The bald artificial mentally retarded man lost a few fluffs in fright, then retreated into the research institute, welding the door shut.

-

When Wang Mo arrived on the set, after giving himself a very sufficient psychological construction, he went to filming with an expression of death.

Sure enough, during the filming process, that delicate man seemed to have grown up on Wang Mo, and he would make do with him when he had nothing to do.

On the one hand, Wang Mo was suppressing his irritability that caused his head to be knocked off, and on the other hand, he also had to pay attention to the management of expressions during filming. After half a day, he felt that he was about to die.

But fortunately, today only Wang Mo has half a day's part in the scene, and then he can slip away in a legitimate way.

The first thing Wang Mo did when he returned home was to quickly find the bald artificial mentally retarded man who had been waiting for a long time in his Brain Hole Universe Research Institute.

"Hurry up! Hurry up! Research! I feel like I can't take that piece of skin anymore." Wang Mo let out a cock crow, rejoicing that he was wearing a costume instead of everyday clothes at work today, otherwise he could not wait to directly Take it off and burn it, it's a waste of money.

"Let me take a look."

The bald-headed artificial mentally handicapped scanned Wang Mo with a detection device he invented, and found a contact point on the back of his hand.

"Has the king's dragon claw been grabbed by that soft man?" The bald artificial mentally handicapped asked indignantly.

"Yes!" Wang Mo answered his question angrily.

Then he realized that if he was a girl, his hand would be likely to be called a chicken claw by the other party.

Wang Mo: "..."

"I think this skin is starting to itch. Is my psychological mechanism at work?" Wang Mo restrained his urge to scratch the back of his hand, and asked the bald artificial mentally handicapped.

"It's alright, my lord, go wash your hands, I've already collected all the data." The bald artificial mentally handicapped man looked at Wang Mo, who was about to die of shock, with pity, and said.

Before the artificial mental retardation finished speaking, Wang Mo jumped out of the universe of his brain as if he was sitting on a monkey jumping into the sky. If the quasi-head was enough, he even wanted to jump straight in in the bath water.

After a while, Xun Ying also came back from outside.

He looked around for Wang Mo, and finally found his clothes scattered on the aisle outside the bathroom in the bedroom.

Xun Ying: "..."

This way of undressing seemed familiar to him.

However, this method of undressing does not seem to be used when alone, it usually only appears when the two of them are present at the same time.

Xun Ying felt a little curious, so he knocked on the bathroom door.

"Amo, are you inside?" Xun Ying said.

"Yes, yes." From the bathroom came the sound of the splashing water from the shower, mixed with Wang Mo's voice, which seemed a bit ethereal.

"Oh, do you want me to wipe your back for you?" Xun Ying asked skillfully.

"No need now, I need to wash it a few more times, and I will let you in after I wash it clean!" Wang Mo said loudly because he couldn't hear clearly.

Xun Ying: "..."

He was filming some kind of dusty scene, and he needed to be cleaned so carefully.

While summing up, Xun Ying nodded and said, "Okay, I'll wait for you to call me."

-

Ten minutes passed, but Xun Ying did not wait for Wang Mo's call.

Ten minutes passed, and Xun Ying still hadn't waited for Wang Mo's call.

It was almost half an hour, and Xun Ying still hadn't waited for Wang Mo's call.

Xun Ying: "..."

Could it be that he fell asleep in the bathtub?Xun Ying thought to himself, then went outside the washroom and knocked on the door.

"Amo, haven't you finished washing yet? Could it be that you fell asleep?" Xun Ying asked worriedly.

"No, no, I didn't fall asleep." Wang Mo's voice came from the bathroom again. It sounded quite energetic, and it didn't sound like he had fallen asleep at all.

"I have to wash for a while. If you are hungry, you can eat first and don't wait for me." Wang Mo said.

Xun Ying: "..."

Did he go to the desert to film a movie today?Xun Ying thought to himself, but there is no desert near this city.

So Xun Ying continued to wait.

On the way, he even cooked a meal and heated it on the stove. When he returned upstairs, Wang Mo still hadn't finished washing.

So Xun Ying went to work in the study for a while, and when he came back, Wang Mo still hadn't finished washing.

Xun Ying: "..."

Just when Xun Ying was about to fall asleep, Wang Mo's long-lost voice finally came from the bathroom.

"Xun Ying~ I'm done washing~ Come and help me wipe my back~" Wang Mo's voice was transmitted through the water vapor, like a sea monster from the bottom of the sea.

Xun Ying: "..."

I have a bad feeling, Xun Ying thought.

Then he walked into the bathroom, took a towel from the shelf next to it, and walked outside the bathtub in another single room.

As soon as Xun Ying opened the door, he saw Wang Mo soaking in the water.

If he hadn't lived together for a long time and was familiar with every detail of each other's body, Xun Ying would hardly have recognized Wang Mo at all.

"Xun Ying, what's wrong with you? Didn't you want to wipe my back?" Wang Mo, who was lying on the bathtub, saw that Xun Ying hadn't moved, so he turned around and asked him.

"I don't think it's better not to wipe your back today." Xun Ying thought for a while and said.

"I'm afraid that as soon as I go down with the towel, I'll just wipe off your skin."

Xun Ying looked at Wang Mo, who looked like a dried squid that had been raised by water, halfway through, with some wrinkles, and made a very correct judgment.