am i a devil

Xun Ying: "..."

Xun Ying knew something about young people who took advantage of the wedding to collect a considerable sum of money, but obviously, Wang Mo might be planning to take advantage of this opportunity to make a huge windfall, and even rely on the money. Buy a house and land directly.

Xun Ying imagined the scene where the people who came to the wedding were sucked up by the black hole and went home crying in only a pair of underpants. She felt that Wang Mo's wedding bag, how should I put it, seemed unacceptable.

"This is a bit..." Xun Ying first gave his negative opinion, and then actively thought about the wording there.

"Is it really not possible?" Wang Mo shrank and asked Xun Ying.

"Sure enough." Xun Ying shook his head regretfully, and patted Wang Mo on the shoulder.

Wang Mo: "..."

"Okay," Wang Mo appointed nodded and said, "Actually, I just had a brain addiction, and I don't want so many people to come to my pure white garden."

Wang Mo said, after all, I am a pure white flower blooming in a mysterious garden. It is impossible for such a wonderful (praise) secret base for my survival to be easily used to treat guests with wine and mess up the cups and plates. Then I'd have to clean it myself later.

Xun Ying: "..."

Although, I even suspected that Amo took advantage of the situation after his proposal was rejected by me, and Xun Ying doubted it reasonably in his heart.

-

Although Xun Ying is also supplementing all kinds of knowledge about the wedding step by step, it seems that Wang Mo is more energetic than him in this regard. Sometimes he refuses to put down his phone until midnight, and he also feels that he is a little obsessed I'm afraid it's because I didn't become an Internet addict when I was young, but I made up for it at this juncture.

That day, Xun Ying came out of the washroom after taking a shower in the middle of the night, and saw Wang Mo was still addicted to surfing the Internet and couldn't help himself. The little head is now flushed red by the light of the mobile phone, and I don't know what background color the screen on the mobile phone is looking at.

Is Amo looking at something related to the wedding, that's why his face is blushing from the forced photo, Xun Ying thought to himself, so he persuaded him kindly: "Amo, it's getting late now, go to rest early, and see you tomorrow." Look the same."

"Well, I'll turn off the phone now." Wang Mo nodded obediently, and then turned off the phone obediently.

His performance in the aspect of being addicted to the Internet is far better than that of the straight man Ru Xun Ying.

Straight men like Xun Ying, not only became obsessed with mobile games after being led by the old cat, but also became addicted to traditional games, just like getting addicted to chess at a chess stand last time.

Wang Mo still remembered that since the last time they came back from the work garden in the spiritual circle, Xun Ying continued to indulge in the chess stall under the bridge hole every night when he went out for a walk. If the old cat came to find him and took him away in the street and asked him to eat on time, Xun Ying would probably still be obsessed with the chess game with the old men to this day.

"Did you gain any new knowledge just now?" Xun Ying didn't understand Wang Mo's mentality of indulging in games. Although Wang Mo turned off his mobile phone, he still looked at the ceiling with big eyes, beautiful amber eyes. The son was still spinning around, so he asked him a question very flatteringly.

"Just... just take a look." Wang Mo thought for a while and said.

He will definitely not reveal in advance that he is watching all kinds of wedding dresses. When the wedding dresses made according to Xun Ying's size will be delivered to his home, and he will cry a little bit, he should be sure, Wang Mo secretly smiled. arrive.

Xun Ying didn't know that Wang Mo's heart was crackling at this moment, so he continued to chat with him: "Oh, have you seen any interesting topics?"

"It's all... interesting." Wang Mo thought for a while and said.

"After looking at various apps for a few days, I realized that there are many different customs on marriage in different parts of the country." Wang Mo sighed.

His impression of ordinary weddings was that they would be held in a lively manner with wine and guests. As for the process and some details, it really touched his blind spot in knowledge.

"It's normal for one side to support the other side with different customs." Xun Ying nodded.

"Then do you have a process or details that you particularly like? We can do this." Wang Mo said.

Although he has been growing up in this city, he has absolutely no memory or clue of where he is from or where his native place is. Where is his hometown? If he wants to follow the local customs, Wang Mo is of course acceptable.

Xun Ying thought for a while following the ideas provided by Wang Mo, then shook his head and said, "I've seen a lot of weddings, and each has its own merits. In terms of preferences, there is nothing I particularly like."

Wang Mo thought about it for a while, and then felt quite lucky, at least Xun Ying didn't express the idea of ​​"I came from the era of monkeys, and I still think that the simplicity and roughness of our era are good".

"Amo, if you have any process that you particularly like, we can also arrange it for our wedding. If you are happy, I will be happy too."

Just when Wang Mo was imagining and feeling his stamina faintly getting cold, he heard Xun Ying say this to him.

"I don't have any special preferences, so let's have a meal together and have fun. The most important thing is to be civilized and healthy." Wang Mo also emphasized it.

Xun Ying: "..."

Xun Ying pondered Wang Mo's statement in his heart, and then felt that it was necessary for him to find a chance to talk to him. He must convince Wang Mo that he was much younger than Hou'er.

-

Since the wedding has been brought up on the agenda, several members of the family have started to get busy. However, because Wang Mo has other things to do in the entertainment industry these days, there is no chance to participate in the preparations for the time being.

It was quite late when he came back from outside that day, but when he got home, he did not see Xun Ying who was waiting for him to eat at home as usual, waiting in the hall on the first floor, only the old cat was still there as always Take cubs there.

So Wang Mo sat in the cat's nest, helped the old cat take care of the cubs, and asked him where Xun Ying had gone.

"Oh, he's gone to see the wedding banquet hall." The old cat said, while the cub crawled onto his head in a hurry, grabbed the back of Destiny's neck and squeezed it down.

"Wedding Banquet Hall" Wang Mo repeated.

"Does Xun Ying want to do business in a hotel outside? But I've been reading marriage and love posts recently. Didn't they say that you have to make an appointment to hold a wedding in an outside hotel at least a year and a half in advance?" Wang Mo said a little confused .

"Of course not going to a hotel outside, the wedding banquet hall is in your own home." Lao Mao said expressionlessly.

Wang Mo: "..."

No wonder you have to make an appointment in advance. Even if you plan to hold the wedding directly in the next second, there is no problem at all, because as far as Wang Mo knows, the chef team at home is definitely comparable to the back chef of any star-rated hotel. The skills of frying, cooking, frying, braising, boiling and stewing can be unambiguous at all.

"That's great." Wang Mo couldn't help sighing, and then he discovered a Huadian.

"Brother Cat, why do you sound a bit leaky when you speak?" Wang Mo asked belatedly.

Old cat: "..."

"It's nothing, it's just that I accidentally knocked my teeth while walking." As soon as the old cat cared about being discovered by Wang Mo, he didn't hide himself even more, and said his words more and more leaky.

A cat... lost its balance while walking. Wang Mo fell into deep thought suspiciously, while consciously or unconsciously looking at the old cat's teeth.

"Don't look at it any more." The old cat was a little taken aback by Wang Mo, so he stopped him.

As a result, when he opened his mouth, Wang Mo saw that one of the old cat's two front teeth had disappeared without a trace, making his mouth look like a dilapidated temple with half of the front teeth missing. door panels.

"Brother Cat, your front teeth were knocked out, right?" Wang Mo thought of this assumption, and said in unison, as if he was a good brother who was going to seek justice for the old cat.

Old cat: "..."

What a righteous little brother, the old cat thought to himself, so he stopped hiding it.

Here's the thing.

Today the puppet cat went out to work, and the old cat had nothing to do, so he took care of the cubs at home.

Recently, due to the increasing aura capacity, the time period for kittens to become middle school students has also gradually extended.

But having said that, they have not been born for a long time, and they still can't be like their parents, as long as they have enough aura points, they can turn into human beings at will.

Because of this, the old cat made a rule for the cat cubs, that is, like the children in the kindergarten, they have to take a nap for half an hour after lunch every day, so that they can grow up quickly and grow up as soon as possible. A mighty and domineering animal that calls itself "Zhen".

However, the cat cubs obviously don't think so.

They have just come to this colorful world not long ago, and they are very curious by nature and have a spirit of exploration. If they are just ordinary house cats, it would be fine if their range of activities is that one-third of an acre of land. With short legs, even when you are a middle school student with tall legs and long legs, you can't walk endlessly.

It's no wonder that cat cubs don't want to sleep well, but prefer to crawl around in the very spacious hall, and when they become middle school students, they also like to ride in the very spacious space outside. Bicycles, or playing football and basketball in various home sports venues, anyway, their number is enough.

However, the old cat was unwilling to let them run around.

One is that babies still need enough sleep to grow their bodies, even for giant babies, and the other is... in case they run far away and can't control themselves, they turn back into cat cubs If not, it would be too difficult for old cats to find them all over the world.

Therefore, the old cat allows the cat cubs to go out at will, usually after their nap, when the body's battery is almost [-]%.

This day, the old cat was also as usual. After settling the ten cat cubs, he sat at the door and guarded the door to prevent these fur kids from sneaking out to play.

But he had just taken a nap, and in the blink of an eye, a few more courageous cubs had crawled out of their crib with short legs, like cats and cats towards the door. Generally squirmed over.

Old cat: "..."

The old cat thinks that at such a time, he must show his majesty as an old father, so that the kittens can listen to him.

So the old cat did not turn into a human to stop the cat cubs, but wandered over in the form of a black cat, and then imitated the way a puppet cat takes cubs, and took the cat cubs back one by one into the cat litter.

For the first few cats, the old cat has won the true story of his wife's puppet cat picking up the cubs. Obediently carried them back to the cat litter, but after the "prison escape operation" just now, the cat cubs were indeed a little tired, once they were covered with the warm cat nest that felt like a soft and fluffy plush toy, they basked in the sun. In the afternoon sun, I soon fell asleep.

Seeing that he was so capable, the old cat couldn't help but feel happy, and let go of his movements a little bit, but just when he was about to bring the last kitten back to the nest, something tragic happened.

It may be that the old cat hadn't held the cub much, and the strength was not very good. Now it relaxed a bit, biting the cub a little bit, the cat struggled a little in the air, and made a puff , and turned into a boy with the appearance of a middle school student, but the old cat's teeth were too late to retract in this fleeting moment.

Then, he successfully used the Mongolian doctor's tooth extraction method, and directly broke up with one of his two front teeth.

Wang Mo: "..."

Old cat: "..."

"I told you the truth of the matter as if you were a brother. If you are a brother, you can't laugh at me, let alone say it out, you know." The old cat looked at Wang Mo seriously, and said.

"Okay, okay, I don't laugh." Wang Mo twitched his cheeks and nodded reluctantly.

After hearing the tragic experience of the old cat, Wang Mo's expression was inevitably a little embarrassing.

I know I shouldn't laugh wildly, but I really can't help it, what should I do, Wang Mo thought.

Why don't I send Xun Ying a message to ask him what he's done, and distract his attention. Wang Mo thought of this, so he planned to poke Xun Ying with his mobile phone.

However, before he could send the message, Xun Ying's message had already arrived.

"Amo, I'm preparing for the wedding in the banquet hall. Today, the kitchen at home said that the wedding menu is ready for tasting. If you are off work, why don't you come over and have a look and try some dishes?" Xun Ying The news suggested so.

Of course, Wang Mo couldn't refuse such a ceremonial matter, so he immediately replied to Xun Ying's message: "Well, I'm going."

Then Wang Mo realized that he didn't seem to have been to the so-called "banquet hall" mentioned in Xun Ying's message.

Not only have I never been there, but if I think about it carefully, they still have this thing at home

So Wang Mo added another sentence: "What kind of banquet hall are you talking about? Where is it?"

"Use the mobile phone dedicated to the supernatural circle, and I'll send you a location." Xun Ying replied.

Wang Mo: "..."

It’s been a long time since I’ve lived. I’ve lived for so many years, and it’s really the first time I’ve seen something in my own home where I need to rely on location to eat smoothly. According to the orientation sent by Xun Ying, they wandered around in their courtyard all the way.

Wang Mo was not very hungry when he just returned home, and he thought in his heart that he would go to the food tasting place to taste the taste casually and make up for it. When he was on the ground, Wang Mo had already started to growl because of the exhaustion of a lot of physical strength.

Wang Mo: "..."

If I had known earlier, I should have followed Xun Ying's advice and got in the car on the ground, Wang Mo thought belatedly, and when he looked up, he saw a magnificent building.

Wang Mo: "..."

A small goal of my life is to visit my own home. Wang Mo secretly set a small goal in life for himself, and then walked towards the palace-like building. past.

When he got to the door, Wang Mo actually found a fountain right in front of the door.

Wang Mo: "..."

When I am poor and crazy, I can still come here to take a bath. Wang Mo teased himself in his heart, and then pushed open the gate several meters high with all his strength.

Then Wang Mo was blinded by the golden light inside, and his titanium alloy dog ​​eyes were blinded.

"Ah! My eyes!" Wang Mo screamed in his heart.

"Amo, are you here? Are you hungry? We can try a few dishes." Xun Ying waited at the door, and when he saw Wang Mo coming, he covered his eyes and immediately went forward to greet him he.

"Okay." Wang Mo rubbed Fuming's eyes, nodded and said.

Then he was brought to one end of the main table and sat on the main seat.

"I'll let them serve the food, you sit down first." Xun Ying left after finishing speaking.

The dishes were put on the table one after another. Wang Mo looked down and saw that they were all hard dishes.

The level of this table banquet is still very good, Wang Mo felt very satisfied, thinking that it is really fun for two people to live in a family, so how can he experience this kind of excitement when he lives alone. Even if it's not a wedding, but just dinner, Wang Mo also feels that if he is still a bachelor, no matter how rich he is, there is a high probability that he will rely on instant noodles to solve the most important things in his life every day.

Wang Mo's stomach growled more happily because of the aroma of all kinds of hard vegetables. However, one of the dishes was not fully served, and the other was that Xun Ying never showed up again. Since it was two people discussing together If you order a tasting menu for each table in the wedding banquet, then Wang Mo will definitely not leave Xun Ying to eat first.

Therefore, whenever someone came to serve the food, Wang Mo tried his best to maintain his stomach, trying not to let them make any embarrassing noises.

In this regard, Wang Mo still has some tricks. After a long period of exploration, he came to a conclusion, that is, as long as he tries hard to hold his breath, his stomach will temporarily stop rumbling.

So Wang Mo spent this long waiting process in the midst of hunger and lack of oxygen.

Wang Mo: I am too difficult.

After Wang Mo held his breath for a long time, the samples of some dishes at the wedding banquet were finally prepared.

Wang Mo looked at the delicacies in front of him, and felt that Xun Ying was not an outsider, and it was better for him to get started in a while.

However, although Wang Mo was the only one left at the banquet, he still couldn't move his chopsticks immediately, because Xun Ying hadn't attended the table yet, and he wanted to wait for him to eat together, just like Xun Ying came back earlier than him every time. When he was home, he prepared the meals he liked, and sat at the table quietly waiting for him to come home and eat together.

When Wang Mo thought of this, he was very moved, so he suppressed his rich appetite with his rich emotions, and listened to the rumbling echo in his stomach alone.

Time passed by every minute and every second, but Xun Ying still didn't show up.

What the hell is this kid up to? Wang Mo wondered, wondering if he was discussing the menu with the kitchen staff?

But if you want to discuss the menu, shouldn’t it be more interesting to talk with the kitchen after they have tasted the dishes recommended by the chef? Haven’t eaten it yet, what is there to talk about?

Wang Mo was already dizzy from hunger at this moment, and he always felt that he could no longer concentrate on thinking about problems.

And because Wang Mo felt as if he had an auditory hallucination, because he clearly heard a very slight sound of a knife and fork cutting something on the dinner plate.

Wang Mo: ""

Could it be that I am too hungry, so I have some hallucinations? Obviously, I am the only one in such a big banquet hall, Wang Mo uttered a hellish chicken cry in his heart, although in a sense, it is also He is the leader of the supernatural circle, but this does not prevent him from crowing a few times subconsciously.

"Amo."

Wang Mo even heard Xun Ying calling his name.

Wang Mo: "..."

"Amo...why...don't you eat?"

Xun Ying's voice seemed very ethereal and distant, as if it was the sound of heaven pouring down from the palace of heaven.

Wang Mo looked up at the lifting frame as high as several floors, and then he was suspended from the ceiling. When he fell down, a crystal chandelier as big as a car blinded his titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

Wang Mo: "..."

He looked down at the ground again, and then he was dazed by the patterns on the extremely luxurious hand-woven giant carpet under his feet.

Wang Mo: "..."

Being with Xun Ying, I gradually understood the old saying that people can only enjoy the blessings that they can’t enjoy, and there is no suffering that they can’t bear. Wang Mo screamed in his heart, and just wanted to eat a bowl of instant noodles steadily to survive .

"Where are you, Xun Ying? Why can't I see you, or am I already having auditory hallucinations?" Wang Mo greeted in a voice that was so hungry that he moved his mind to see what Xun Ying was. It's not that I got into my own brain hole and communicated with myself.

"Amo, I'm right across from you. I've been trying to eat, and I've already finished eating. Why don't you move your chopsticks?" Xun Ying's voice seemed to be transmitted from an illusory fairy mountain, full of empty mountain people's language of unreality.

"On the opposite side of me" Wang Mo looked towards the opposite side following the whispering voice of a fairy, and then he saw that it seemed to spread to the other end of the dining table on the horizon, and indeed it seemed that there was a figure sitting upright.

Wang Mo: "..."

It can't be blamed that I didn't find you in advance, Wang Mo thought, who told your family to get used to eating on a table as long as the moving car? , I spit out a groove in my heart.