am i a devil

Old cat: "..."

The old cat suddenly felt that he was so old, why his life was not as transparent as a mouse, and he was still immersed in the folk tales passed down by word of mouth, and he still believed in its authenticity.

"Oh, I was thinking too much." The old cat sighed.

"If you figure it out, let's go. In fact, your cat has a lot of cubs, and you probably have a lot of relatives. Who doesn't have a wedding or funeral? Why don't you just copy your homework? It's worth running all the way." Come to our place"

The man with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks looked at the old cat's somewhat lost figure, but felt that he was quite pitiful, and he was not as cautious as before when he spoke.

"Our species doesn't pay much attention to weddings, as long as we have a good eye." The old cat sighed.

"Speaking of relatives, your rats have a strong reproductive ability, right? Have you ever met relatives who put on wine and treat guests?" The old cat asked again with the last glimmer of hope.

The man with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks: "..."

"Other families don't know, but after our branch becomes human, each family only has one or two babies, and we pay attention to prenatal and postnatal care." The man with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks said.

Old cat: "..."

Are mice so particular these days? The old cat thought to himself.

But no matter what, I came here by myself and disturbed others once, and the business was not benevolent, so the old cat took out the gift he brought and flashed it in front of the sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked man.

"Before I came, I prepared a little gift. You see, you have been answering my questions for so long. Please accept it for a while. I can live with it in my heart." The old cat said politely.

The sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked man froze for a moment, as if he didn't expect this unexpected visitor who looked like a weasel to pay a chicken a New Year's greetings to be quite particular, and he felt a little embarrassed.

"You don't have to be so polite, after all, our two families..." The sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked man seemed to be unable to find a suitable word for a while.

He thought for a while before continuing, "After all, our two families have known each other for so many years."

There was nothing wrong with this sentence, so the old cat nodded and said, "Then look at these things..."

He looked around at the door of the human-shaped mouse hole in the other party's house, and told Lao Mao intuitively that it was unlikely that someone would open the door for him, and he wanted to stuff the gift he was carrying along with the packaging through such a small door opening. It is also unrealistic, so the old cat came up with a compromise.

"I don't think you need to bother to open the door for me. I'll just put the gift in, and you can enjoy it." The old cat said, and took out a few sticks of cheese from the bamboo basket in his hand , flashing in front of the man with the sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, the other's small eyes suddenly flickered with a ghost-like light in the dark night.

"This is so embarrassing." The sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked man said so, but he still couldn't help but moved his sharp mouth to the cramped door opening temptingly.

Old cat: "..."

A large real fragrance scene is about to appear in front of it, the old cat thought in his heart, and pushed the cheese sticks into the small door opening one by one.

Then he heard a crackling sound, and watched the cheese stick in his hand shortening rapidly.

Old cat: "..."

Looking at the noodles in their house, it doesn't look like someone who can't afford to eat. I didn't expect the food to be quite happy, the old cat thought.

He didn't look down on them, but he thought it was a good thing to eat delicious food. After all, he was a bit pampered by the puppet cat. He basically ate high-end canned food every day when he was a cat. Come and eat, the sense of happiness is not as high as it used to be.

Now, seeing a mouse that eats deliciously for the first time, it actually aroused the old cat's already sluggish appetite.

So the old cat was feeding the sticks of cheese in the hands of the man with the sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, while thinking about the small dried fish at home, he subconsciously swallowed his saliva.

Then he found that the man inside the doorway who was still gnawing on the sticks of cheese, heard the very clear sound of the old cat swallowing saliva in the dark night, his whole body froze suddenly, and then swallowed it in one gulp. He took the remaining cheese sticks and slammed the door to the New World, never to be opened again.

Old cat: "..."

I don't eat people, no, I don't eat mice, the old cat thought aggrievedly.

But since he was already scared and hid, he shouldn't keep knocking on the door and explaining that he was boring himself. The old cat thought about it quite understandingly, and then took his leave and left the giant mouse hole.

But after he walked a few steps, he heard a "squeak" sound behind him.

"Your friend wants to give a wine treat or something, you can read a magazine." The man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks shouted through the door.

"Or pay attention to social media about weddings. There are many ways. If he is a straight man who doesn't understand this aspect, you can ask his wife to pay attention to it. Generally, she will understand." The sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked man said enthusiastically.

The old cat turned around to thank him and walked away slowly.

My little brother is indeed a straight man in this respect, but his wife is also a straight man, and she is much straighter than himself, Lao Mao thought to himself.

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After the old cat came home, he saw Wang Mo having a good time with ten cat cubs. He was even more professional than his own father.

The old cat couldn't help being convinced.

"Little brother, I didn't expect you to be so good at raising cubs." The old cat came in with an empty basket and praised Wang Mo.

"I am quite professional in taking care of cubs," Wang Mo said.

Since he left the orphanage, he will go back to donate money and materials to do volunteer work whenever he has time. He is quite patient in taking care of children, and he will not be impatient at all, so the kittens love to be with him. He plays together.

"It's so cute." Wang Mo held up a cat cub that had climbed onto his head and teased him.

"Don't do that!" the old cat saw Wang Mo's movements and stopped him quickly.

"It's okay, I hold it very firmly, and the baby will definitely not fall." Wang Mo said puzzled, but he still wanted to respect the wishes of the cat cubs' father and put the cubs down.

However, before he could make a move, Wang Mo heard a "poof". The cat cub that he held up in the air one second, turned into a half-sized man eating a poor old man in the next second. The middle school students directly put Wang Mo on the ground.

Wang Mo: "..."

Old cat: "..."

The old cat stepped forward and pawed at the middle school students a few times before successfully rescuing the "big man" Wang Mo.

With lingering fear in his heart, Wang Mo thanked Lao Mao for his life-saving grace.

"I played like this last time, but a boy smashed a big bag on my head." The old cat said with the rest of his life.

Wang Mo: "..."

After sending the middle school students to do their homework, the old cat started talking to Wang Mobai about his going to the mouse's house to inquire about marriage.

"That litter of mice is pretty good." The old cat sighed as he looked at the empty vegetable basket that he had placed in the corner.

"Although they were quite afraid of me, they still told me which news I should pay attention to." Lao Mao said.

"They introduced me to some apps on the mobile phone. See if you can use them." Lao Mao said, and told Wang Mo a few apps, all of which are brides of such and such, such and such.

Wang Mo: "..."

It feels like these apps are not aimed at the customer group I am. Wang Mo thought to himself, but anyway, he couldn't find a more suitable app for him, so he had to use it first.

"In addition, it is said that there are several magazines in this area. You can ask and order them." Lao Mao continued to introduce.

"Okay, I'll ask someone to help buy it later." Wang Mo nodded and said, so he first looked at the consultations on several apps that Lao Mao asked him.

One of the apps, Wang Mo, is quite easy to use. Not only does it have an official account of a big wedding company, but it also has functions similar to social media. Many people will post small videos of their weddings to it for your reference. , In addition, there is also a marriage and love forum attached, for everyone to share information, chat and complain.

"The girls' clothes are so beautiful." Wang Mo flipped through them casually while discussing with the old cat.

Due to the nature of his work, he is more sensitive than ordinary people in terms of the aesthetics of clothing. When he sees beautiful clothes, his impression is deeper than seeing a beautiful girl with bridal makeup.

"For the wedding of two boys, probably they can only wear suits or dresses. It looks like a meeting." Wang Mo said regretfully.

Old cat: "..."

"Actually..." the old cat thought for a while and said.

"If you want to see your wife dressed beautifully, there's nothing you can do," said the old cat.

Although he didn't have any idea about these things when he got in touch with the puppet cat before, but now watching Wang Mo brushing all kinds of beautiful wedding photos for a while, the old cat also feels that it is better to let his wife wear this beautiful wedding dress. His clothes must look good. Of course, it’s not good when the Ragdoll is in the form of a strong man in the middle, but under the fluffy form of the Ragdoll, it must be very beautiful to wear a lace veil .

But the old cat is just thinking about it. After all, their children have already gone to middle school. It seems a little late for him to propose a make-up wedding, but if Wang Mo has this idea now, he is willing to help this little brother. Leave a trace of regret.

"Is there any way?" Wang Mo asked the old cat very politely.

"When you are preparing for the wedding, don't mention this matter first, and then just buy it according to Xun Ying's size and it's over. Afterwards, tell him that you bought everything, and it's your size again, so don't waste it. Let's go." The old cat gave Wang Mo an idea.

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo nodded as if lost in thought, thinking that the old saying is good, Jiang is still old and hot, this sentence is really not unreasonable.

-

At night, after Wang Mo and Xun Ying returned to the bedroom and got under the covers, Wang Mo briefly introduced the results of today's preparations to Xun Ying, and told Xun the interesting story of the old cat going to inquire about the mouse's marriage. Should listen to it.

Of course, Wang Mo didn't even disclose a word about the old cat's advice to him. This was the result of the old cat forcing him to swear for a long time.

"I don't know much about consulting in this area, can you share those applications with me?" Xun Ying also said with interest.

Although he doesn't have a strong sense of ritual, he still has different objects. If it is a wedding prepared with Wang Mo, Xun Ying can still be aroused by his lover.

"Well, no problem. I have a few useful apps here. You can refer to them." Wang Mo nodded, and then shared his homework with Xun Ying, asking him to copy a homework conveniently and quickly. .

"I'm afraid we can't hire a wedding company." Xun Ying looked at the embedded advertisement in the app, and then said to Wang Mo.

"That is definitely not allowed." Wang Mo nodded solemnly.

If you invite employees from ordinary wedding companies to your wedding, you might die.

Wang Mo remembered that once his younger brothers drank too much, they were very keen on gathering people to perform their own death methods, and suddenly felt that it was extremely dangerous to invite ordinary people to participate.

With Wang Mo's shocking imagination, the wedding company disappeared from his and Xun Ying's preparation list.

Then they casually scrolled through those dating apps again. At this moment, Wang Mo happened to have seen several postings about sunbathing.

"It turns out that a red bag should be brought to the wedding." Wang Mo said.

"It's called a wedding bag to hold family money." Wang Mo clicked in and took a look, learning and selling.

Do we really need this? Wang Mo thought to himself, others are second, do his younger brothers really have real money on them? It's like giving out a lot of paper money.

Thinking of this, Wang Mo couldn't help shivering even though he was well-informed.

"Well, I know this. There was an acquaintance in the supernatural circle who got married before, and I went to the wedding." Xun Ying nodded and said.

"You came with the gift, then we have to prepare this bag too, so we can't be at a disadvantage." The shrewd little white Kao Mo, who refused to suffer at all, immediately began to pay attention to the styles and brands of wedding bags.

"Aren't the wedding bags carried by these girls a symbolic reminder that you should follow suit? They are all so small, and they can't hold much money." Wang Mo looked at them for a long time, and felt that he could not follow the trend and buy those Exquisite women's bags, you have to find a way to be affordable.

Xun Ying: "..."

Usually when he buys things for Wang Mo, Wang Mo always advises him not to spend money recklessly, he can earn money himself, and because he is a star and a model, many high-end brands like to sponsor his latest super season flagship Style, there is no need to spend real money to buy.

But when it comes to dealing with outsiders, Wang Mo's careful calculation and refusal to suffer losses will emerge unceremoniously.

It seems that his lover is clearly distinguished inside and out, Xun Ying laughed when he thought of this.

Wang Mo didn't notice that Xun Ying was watching him, but chose his wedding bag very seriously.

His job includes modeling, so he knows a lot about bags, but after thinking about it for a long time, he checked many brands and models that he thinks are of good quality and can hold a lot of things, but he is not very satisfied. .

Finally, Wang Mo suddenly remembered that when he left the rented house to join his brother Xun Ying, he was carrying a sack on his back.

"Do you still remember where I put that red, white and blue sack?" Wang Mo searched all corners of his memory but found nothing, so he had to ask Xun Ying to see if he could remember himself. The whereabouts of the sack.

Xun Ying: "..."

Xun Ying thought about the scene where she was wearing an exquisite gown and carrying a sack, and then very cleanly rejected Wang Mo's proposal, and claimed that she was safe and did not remember the sack.

In fact, he has carefully stored all Wang Mo's items, but if he is asked to take them out now, Xun Ying will definitely not agree.

"That's it." Wang Mo nodded a little disappointed.

"It doesn't matter, there is still time anyway, let's look for it slowly." After Wang Mo was lost, he cheered up almost immediately, and said this with enthusiasm.

Xun Ying: "..."

I always feel that he still has a wave of coquettish operations to be output, but I don't know the specific content of this operation yet. Looking at Wang Mo's confident expression, Xun Ying felt that it would be better to give himself a vaccination in advance.

However, the second day was spent in a very calm and peaceful atmosphere, which made Xun Ying unable to judge for a while, whether the turmoil of the wedding bag had completely passed, or it was just a storm The peace before.

On the third day, Wang Mo came back from outside and declared to Xun Ying that his marriage bag issue had been resolved.

"Where is it?" Xun Ying was mentally prepared and asked calmly.

"I'm planning to place wine in the universe. I've been investigating in the past few days, and found a very suitable black hole in a new universe." Wang Mo said.