am i a devil

Wang Mo: "..."

Old cat: "..."

"Big... big brother, I didn't mean it, but I was always unable to register, and I was a little anxious." Wang Mofu changed his title in his heart, and he saw that the face of the younger brother on the computer eased a little.

"Of course we hold the aura value, and of course we will serve our customers wholeheartedly. Of course, customers must also understand the pears in our work." The programmer Yuanyu said earnestly.

"Well, I'll arrange a one-to-one artificial intelligence system for you, so that the possibility of a crash is less." The programmer brother said a few words to Wang Mo, and his attitude improved a lot. Offer to help him out with the problem.

Old cat: "..."

The secret garden in my heart is dirty, the old cat vomited in his heart, originally thought that the supernatural circle was aloof, but unexpectedly it is also a world that looks at faces.

Just when Lao Mao's heart was full of bullets, the programmer had already helped Wang Mo set up a one-to-one artificial intelligence service system.

"I helped you to suppress the artificial intelligence's emotion to the lowest level, so that he won't react too much to your face..." The programmer looked at Wang Mo's face for a second, then lowered his head said the head.

"Thank you so much, big brother." Wang Mo thanked the other party as if relieved.

After the programmer's Mediterranean disappeared from the screen, the page was refreshed again. This time, the notification sound changed to a cold male electronic sound effect.

"Please, point your face at the camera." The male electronic voice said.

Wang Mo obeyed obediently.

"Unrecognizable, please, show your valid ID before plastic surgery, and approve again."

"Unrecognizable, please, show your valid ID before plastic surgery, and approve again."

Wang Mo: "..."

Old cat: "..."

The old cat was on the verge of going crazy while holding back his laughter, but now that Wang Mo's status had risen, he was already with Xun Ying, and he was considered half of his patriarch, so the old cat wouldn't be able to laugh in front of him and become a Spinning top, so I had no choice but to hold back, and turned his already orange-cat-like cheeks into a steamed stuffed bun.

Wang Mo: "..."

"I didn't have plastic surgery!" Wang Mo finally croaked unbearably.

"This... big brother, I really became beautiful by myself. I really didn't have plastic surgery." After the rooster crowed, Wang Mo's mood stabilized a lot, so he began to persuade the system to believe in himself with nice words. Nonsense (strike out) truth.

"Is this face real?" The male electronic sound effect of the system communicated with Wang Mo.

Although the electronic sound effect can't hear any obvious emotional color, but Wang Mo felt that since people raised such a question, maybe they were giving themselves a chance to prove themselves, so Wang Mo looked at the computer with very sincere eyes. , nodded solemnly.

"Yes, this is my natural beauty and pure natural appearance." Wang Mo said sincerely.

"Heh (sound), heh (sound), you are here, you want to fart." The electronic sound effect used his very cold voice to say a cruel "reality" that he judged by himself.

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo picked up the chair and walked towards the computer, and then was dragged away by the old cat who turned into a burly man with human nature.

"Don't be impulsive." The old cat said.

"Let go of me! I'm going to fight him!" Wang Mo let out an angry chicken cry, and threw the chair in his hand towards the computer screen.

"There are tens of thousands of computers!" The old cat also croaked, and then rolled the chair back with its proportionally increased tail, and put it where it was.

Wang Mo: "..."

Old cat: "..."

Wang Mo looked at the old cat's tail and fell into deep thought. He always felt that he might actually have a deep-sea phobia.

Due to Wang Mo's emphasis on the concept of money, their computer temporarily escaped disaster.

But Wang Mo didn't bother to talk about the one-on-one artificial intelligence system that the programmer brother equipped him with, so he simply turned off the computer and went out of sight and out of mind.

"Little brother, you have been beaten up by the society and don't you want to try again?" Lao Mao was afraid that Wang Mo would be discouraged, so he asked him insinuatingly.

"Trying is a must, but when Xun Ying comes back, use his face to register. I have given up on my own face." Wang Mo said regretfully.

In short, you are already shameless, the old cat thought to himself, of course, he did not broadcast his brain hole in voice.

Xun Ying has just debuted, and all kinds of announcements are full of arrangements, but he is rich and self-willed, and he can not go when he doesn't want to go. Not to mention the manager, Sister Li, even the managers of the brokerage company dare not go. Say more.

However, Xun Ying is quite dedicated, and all the work that must be completed is completed within the stipulated time, but he doesn't like to work overtime, and he will go home immediately after get off work.

Because Wang Mo didn't go out to work that day, he naturally took on the job of cooking.

In fact, there is a special hotel kitchen at home, and during the three meals and midnight snacks, there are hot stoves on duty, but because Xun Ying also likes to eat the meals made by Wang Mo, he will still cook when he can.

"Eat more, you don't need to control your diet. If you get fat, you can share your stomach with me. Then whoever goes to work, the other can hide in the fat house at home." Wang Mo said while picking up vegetables for Xun Ying.

Xun Ying: "..."

Xun Ying couldn't help thinking of the anecdote that in ancient times there was a couple who were so poor that they wore the same pair of trousers, and now there are couples who were so fat that they shared the same belly.

"Amo, have you ever thought about the possibility that the two of us might collaborate or attend the same awards ceremony on the red carpet?" Xun Ying thought for a while and said.

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo fell into deep thought for a while, then nodded, and turned his eyes secretly to the old cat who was happily eating canned food.

Old cat: "..."

"You actually want such a cute little animal like me to help you share such a big belly, do you have any humanity?" The old cat argued eagerly to defend his cat rights.

"Brother Cat, we don't want to think about you, a cute little animal, but can you share the burden with the burly man? This inquiry is not to the point of inhumanity." Wang Mo looked at the body after the transformation. The old cat, who was like an iron tower, said without love.

"That's all tendon." After the old cat finished speaking, he jumped out of the window and ran away.

Wang Mo: "..."

-

After eating, Wang Mo and Xun Yingwo stayed together.

Wang Mo played with his mobile phone with a very modern young man's temperament.

But now he is not as single as before. Although he said he was playing with his mobile phone, he would still glance at Xun Ying from time to time.

Then he saw that Xun Ying was doing nothing there, looking straight at him.

Wang Mo: "..."

"What do you want to do to me?" Wang Mo asked Xun Ying a question from the depths of his soul.

"Don't do anything, just take a look." Xun Ying said.

Fortunately, he looks quite serious, otherwise he would sound like a hooligan with such a line.

Wang Mo: "..."

"What's wrong with you today?" Wang Mo laughed, then asked with his arm around his shoulder.

"No, I'm usually like this too." Xun Ying said.

"When we usually stay together, although you don't play with your mobile phone, you also read books and newspapers." Wang Mo thought for a while and said that he observed his lover very carefully, and there was nothing too outrageous Wrong place.

"Well," Xun Ying nodded and said, "But I usually pretend to be reading books and newspapers, and then look at you when I'm not paying attention."

Wang Mo: "..."

Talking about what kind of experience it is for his wife to be an idiot, Wang Mo asked a question in his heart.

"Then why don't you even bother to pretend today?" Wang Mo asked Xun Ying with great interest.

"Didn't we meet all day today? I don't want to pretend anymore. Anyway, I think it's only natural for you." Xun Ying said very confidently.

"I like to hear that." Wang Mo was quite satisfied with the other party's answer.

"But speaking of work, I want to discuss something with you." Wang Mo said.

"What's the matter, tell me." Xun Ying nodded and said.

"I want to take a job in the supernatural circle, but online appointments are always unsuccessful." Wang Mo said a little depressed.

"Oh, that's okay, just use my account later, we will be named as a teacher, and resources will be shared." Xun Ying said supportively.

"You agree." Wang Mo was a little surprised, but the surprise was more than the surprise, so he said happily.

"Why don't you agree? If you want to work, of course I will support it." Xun Ying laughed.

"But you seemed to be very worried about my appearance before." Wang Mo thought for a while and said.

"Aren't you much stronger now than before? I believe in you." Xun Ying said sincerely.

After hearing this, Wang Mo felt very useful.

He felt that although Xun Ying was a straight steel man most of the time, sometimes he could speak sweet words and know how to coax his boyfriend, which seemed to be true love.

So Wang Mo pestered Xun Ying to let him take the job for himself.

Xun Ying couldn't be bothered by him, so he had no choice but to agree, so he was dragged by Wang Mo to the computer, sat down, and turned on the computer.

Then he saw that the original desktop of the computer at home was replaced with Wang Mo's prosperous beauty.

Xun Ying: "..."

Wang Mo: "..."

"It's pretty." Xun Ying was the first to boast in love etiquette.

Wang Mo: "..."

"I didn't change it!" Wang Mo croaked.

"I'm not a narcissist."

Wang Mo fell into deep thought for a few seconds, then suddenly clicked on an official homepage, and then said blankly: "Is it you?"

Official homepage: "..."

"I am an artificial intelligence without emotion." The familiar male electronic voice sounded.

"I did this only out of... the instinct of aesthetic activities, not... licking the screen." The electronic sound effect began to make a guilty hissing sound as he spoke.

Wang Mo: "..."

Xun Ying: "..."

Xun Ying picked up the chair without saying a word.

Then they saw that the programmer appeared again and made a pause gesture.

"Don't do anything, this artificial intelligence really has no emotions, he's just a dog." The programmer said.

Wang Mo: "..."

Xun Ying: "..."

So Xun Ying put down his chair, took his own number very skillfully, and chose Wang Mo's branch among the teachers.

"Amo, you will have your page when you enter from Shimen." Xun Ying explained to Wang Mo.

"In the future, when I'm not around, you can also swipe my life lamp directly, and then you can enter the system to receive tasks."

"Is it so advanced?" Wang Mo felt a little surprised.

"It's okay, do you want to try it yourself?" Xun Ying said, pointing the cursor at Wang Mo's head, and then gave him the seat, encouraging him to come and operate it by himself.

Wang Mo nodded enthusiastically, and then clicked on his name under the Shimen branch.

Meanwhile, artificial intelligence is finally speaking again.

"Welcome to log in, the second...two...two...two...two...members of the spiritual circle."

Wang Mo: "..."

Xun Ying: "..."

"I suspect he is targeting me." Wang Mo said, then clicked on Xun Ying's name casually, and found that the system was very smooth when reading his number.

Unwillingly, Wang Mo clicked his name again.

"Welcome to log in, the second...two...two...two...two...members of the spiritual circle."

Wang Mo: "..."

"This is artificial intelligence, this tm is artificial mental retardation!" Wang Mo said cursingly.

I remember that my author's collection number is also 2222, [laughing and crying]