am i a devil

Old cat: "..."

"Little brother, what's wrong with you, little brother." The old cat raised its beard and stretched out its paws to grab Wang Mo. The strength was not scratched but enough to make the other party wake up from the mysterious brain hole .

Wang Mo: ""

"It's nothing." Wang Mo shook his head and said, "It's just lost in thought."

Old cat: "..."

"No, yours doesn't seem to have any necessary connection with meditation." The old cat shook his head and said.

Wang Mo: "..."

"How should I say it? Didn't I just look like a thinker whose silence is golden?" Wang Mo said with a deep play, pretending to be calm.

Then he saw the old cat beckoning and summoning the goggles to show him the replay.

In the camera, Wang Mo's face showed a very vague expression, sometimes he was so angry that he wanted to die, and sometimes he smiled like a fool.

Wang Mo: "..."

"So I thought of Xun Ying with such an expression?" Wang Mo couldn't help but muttered to himself.

"Yes, even your Apollo beauty can't bear it," the old cat said heavily, "Of course, this may also be because our cats have a natural disdain for you humans."

Wang Mo: "..."

"Brother Mao, you hurt me by saying that." Wang Mo said aggrievedly.

"I can't do anything about it. No matter how I become a spirit, I will still be affected by the instinct of primitive species." The old cat shrugged and said without any good solution.

"So I also enjoy the process of being ruaed by human beings. Can you imagine that if I was originally a burly man with five big and three thick, I would still enjoy the scene of being rubbed by cats?" Lao Mao said innocently.

Wang Mo: "..."

Oops!There is a sense of picture!A scene of hell appeared in Wang Mo's mind, and he instinctively made a mosaic in his brain.

"Brother Cat, you still maintain the nature of a cat, you don't need to change it, it's good." Wang Mo said that he was convinced.

"That's right, don't fight against your instincts." The old cat raised its beard and nodded with a teachable expression of a young man.

Wang Mo nodded, feeling deeply that what the old cat said was very philosophical, and sure enough, Jiang was still hot, so he let go of this point and continued to toss about his online journey.

Wang Mo straightened his face, and smiled in the mirror upside down, thinking that there was nothing wrong with him, so he clicked the option to scan his face.

After a long wait, a mechanical female voice sounded on the website.

"Please, don't put Greek statues in front of the camera, please, use your own face to log in."

"Please, don't put Greek statues in front of the camera, please, use your own face to log in."

Wang Mo: "..."

This is my own face. I don’t know if people say that I am handsome. While Wang Mo was frustrated, he still had a little pride. After all, it is better to be judged as an ancient Greek statue by the system. Being judged by the system as a pig's head for New Year's greetings would make him much happier.

"Brother Cat, what should I do?" After being happy, Wang Mo asked their old cat for help.

"I wasn't motionless just now, and I followed the prompts, why didn't it work?" Wang Mo asked the old cat in confusion.

"Just because you can move does not prove that you are not a rock. For details, please refer to the use and maintenance of the glass puppet." The old cat spread his hands and said.

Wang Mo: "..."

"It's an ancient Greek statue." Wang Mo corrected the old cat's statement with great attention to detail. After all, the ancient Greek statue sounds like he is still a beautiful boy, and a piece of stone shows that his brain may have some IQ problems. up.

"Well, my cat is a concise cat." The old cat agreed with Wang Mo and nodded.

"Otherwise, if your expression is more lively and makes you look more human, it may be better. This system is not bad in one way or another. It can be regarded as a more humane artificial intelligence. Comprehensive judgment It’s quite capable, and it’s a little bit human.” The old cat introduced it to Wang Mo, a freshman in the supernatural circle, as a reward for his recent hard work in petting the cat.

"Okay, then I'll try again." Hearing what the old cat said, Wang Mo nodded, feeling quite moved by the high-tech of the supernatural circle.

Alas, since the circle is so high-tech, why does my wife always look like a spirited ancient, withered, Wang Mo thought.

However, after complaining about the barrage in his heart, Wang Mo felt that the spiritual ancients were not completely useless, such as a certain sense of shyness. Xun Ying seemed to be relatively higher, but he always had a young man. The elder's shelf, the kind of cute contrast is actually very good.

When Wang Mo thought of this, he quickly stopped, and then put his fluffy head into the scanning camera again, and scanned his face. At the same time, according to the old cat's suggestion, he added Made a few glances and micro-expressions.

Because he has been thinking about his boyfriend's relationship just now, the casual eyes and micro expressions are full of tenderness, and at the same time, they are extremely aggressive.

Then he saw that the entire website flickered and crashed.

Wang Mo: "..."

Old cat: "..."

"What do you mean by that?" Wang Mo asked the old cat, pointing to the crashed page, inexplicably.

The old cat stared at the screen for a while, and found that the error code was 520. At the same time, the website turned pink and kept spitting out a screen saver in the form of bubbles.

"The artificial intelligence may have been electrified by you. It's okay. The programmer will do it well. Let's refresh it later and see." Lao Mao said.

Wang Mo: "..."

This artificial intelligence system seems a bit unserious, and Wang Mo's heart floated a barrage of complaints that only he could see.

After a while, after Wang Moqi's persistent refresh, the function of the page was finally restored.

So Wang Mo tried again, putting his beautiful face into the scanning camera.

"Please, don't tease the system, otherwise, ban, log in, three days, three days." The system sound effect said.

Wang Mo didn't know if it was his own illusion, he actually heard a shy feeling in the system sound effect that should have no emotional color

Wang Mo glanced at the old cat in confusion, the old cat understood his confusion, nodded and said: "The system just crashed, it is possible to bring a little vibrato when it recovers, so it sounds like something .”

"Is it so advanced?" Wang Mo sighed, and then he had no choice but to talk to the system, explaining in a nice way: "Sister, I'm really not teasing you, my face just looks like this. Look, I didn't lie to you."

Wang Mo looked at the scanning system with very sincere and pure eyes. The system jumped a few times violently, and finally let Wang Mo recover to a stable state with a sigh of relief.

"Turn on, artificial intelligence, advanced judgment."

"On, artificial intelligence, advanced judgment." The system repeated twice with a shy tremolo, and then there was no more content.

Wang Mo knew that the other party was watching him, so he had no choice but to show it openly.

But the time for this advanced judgment of artificial intelligence is too long. After a few minutes, Wang Mo thought this way a little bored.

Just when he was bored and couldn't help but want to ask when the judgment would be completed, Wang Mo suddenly heard a sound effect similar to a crazy screenshot.

Wang Mo: "..."

I always feel that this artificial intelligence is not very serious, Wang Mo couldn't help complaining in his heart, so he didn't need to bear it anymore, and asked directly: "Let me ask, have you seen enough... I mean, you judge are you done"

AI login system: "..."

"I'm sorry, but I can't judge whether you are a member of the spiritual circle."

"I'm sorry, but I can't judge whether you are a member of the spiritual circle."

The system repeated this twice with regret.

Wang Mo: "..."

"Oh, the co-author, you watched me for a long time just now, and you just took screenshots like crazy. Why do you want to prostitute for nothing? Did you buy the album? Did you listen to the album? Did the theaters support it? Did the TV series contribute to the ratings? Did the online series contribute to the clicks? Have you done the data? Have you turned black and white? No, no, what kind of screen are you licking? , I don’t even have a heart, and it’s not appropriate to come here for nothing.”

Facing the opposite screen, Wang Mo gave a crazy output, making the artificial intelligence system on the screen look dumbfounded, if it had any face.

Artificial intelligence system: "..."

Old cat: "..."

Unexpectedly, the little brother would even light up the skill of fighting against the Confucianists! The old cat thought in his heart quite gratifiedly.

"Little brother, you have a good eloquence." The old cat raised its beard and gave Wang Mo a strong appearance.

"Of course." Wang Mo nodded without hesitation.

"How did you do it? Is there any trick?" the old cat said.

"After being with Xun Ying, the skill points of Tucaoer are already full." Wang Mo replied with a rather complicated mood.

Old cat: "..."

"Little brother, you have worked hard." The old cat stretched out its paw, patted Wang Mo's shoulder, and said earnestly.

Wang Mo: "..."

Just when one person and one cat sighed, the computer page crashed again, probably because of Wang Mo's mouth.

Just as Wang Mo continued to refresh, the face of a young and middle-aged man in his 40s suddenly appeared on the screen. The Mediterranean hairstyle was particularly eye-catching.

"What are you doing? I think our workload is not big enough, right? The system has been paralyzed again and again!" The man yelled at Wang Mo very dissatisfied.

Wang Mo: "..."

Wang Mo didn't know who this was, he didn't know that he came out of the society earlier, he knew the saying goes well, it's hard to hit a smiling person with a fist, so he smiled at the other party very gently, and said politely: " I'm sorry, uncle, to trouble you."

"Will uncle be able to talk? I'm obviously an excellent programmer!" the man said excitedly.