Lever on the standings [Quick Transmigration]

morning news:

The police received a report and found a naked man by the river, about 17 or 8 years old, who should be a student studying in a nearby university.

The police are investigating further, because the man is unclothed and his identity is difficult to judge, so he has contacted the school to claim it.

curtains open

A nightmare ends in the sunlight coming through the window

He Yanqian got up and looked at the room he was in. It looked like a five-star restaurant, and the pajamas on his body were silky, which should have been bought by Jiang Benrui when he brought him here.There was no one other than him in the room, and the curtains that were supposed to be drawn were actually still blocking the light in the room.

hangover

Unzip the collar, clean

have done nothing?

The system is sorry, 【You fainted from fright! 】

"..."

This weekend, He Yanqian rubbed his head, got up to wash up, changed into clean clothes and went downstairs, the lady at the front desk told him that someone had paid the bill, He Yanqian nodded and left gracefully.

After a while, I went to a store to buy steamed stuffed buns to eat

The original owner's home is in city j, and he went to school in city s by himself, playing with his classmates on weekdays, no one else he knew well

The system yawned, [What are you doing? 】

He Yanqian sighed, "I'm afraid no one will collect the corpse for me!"

puff!

Someone almost dug + chrysanthemum + flowers with a knife last night, are you not afraid?

This perversion should go to the anus department of the hospital!

Bite the buns hard!

College life is not quite the same as what he imagined and expected. Ye Lan, who is in the next class, heard that she has transferred to another school, and some people said that she was hospitalized.Even Ruicao left school a month ago. Compared with Ye Lan's departure, there are different opinions, Ruicao didn't leave any news.

Probably except for He Yanqian's faint chrysanthemum + flower pain.

The roommate patted him on the shoulder, "Let's go, go eat!"

Living among a group of friends who thought he was dumped was heartbreaking enough, by the way, the rumor-mongering world turned around and got into the circle, and even apologized solemnly to Lu Zhi.He Yanqian waved his hand, he didn't even blame Jiang Benrui who went away inexplicably, let alone a reformed secondary illness.

But dogs can't change eating + poop

Yu Sheng couldn't let go of his career in the forum, he got some gossip, and announced it truthfully after confirming the authenticity, so that those in the school who knew his vest laughed at him, as long as there was no malice.

Life is unremarkable, except for the occasional twitch, the teacher and principal who caught Lu Zhi and told him not to mess around with men and men, He Yanqian is a typical three-good student, but when he was studying, Lu Zhi died in a wrong place At the point of time, he also came to a wrong point of time.

Three years later, he successfully graduated and entered a small company as a designer

He Yanqian has no interest in clothing, it is Lu Zhi's major, so so-so.At the beginning, I drew the clothes of mature women, and then accidentally turned to the profile photo of Emoto Rei on the phone, and was stunned for a moment. When I wrote it, it was inexplicably a set of men's clothes.

Let's have another men's underwear + pants

A colleague passed by and said silently: "You can draw underwear+pants+crotch+bottom+drum+up."

He Yanqian: "..."

system hahahahahaha

He Yanqian hurry up, get together, throw away the paper

Come back home

The experience during the day was too embarrassing, which may have caused a neurasthenia. I couldn't sleep well, and I dreamed about the past in the middle of the night.

riverside

Young people can't bear to be teased+fucked, knowing that moths are jumping into the flames, but they have no hesitation, wantonly poked+fucked with cold long fingers, and are tightly sucked+attached.I wish he'd put in an extra one instead of the hilt.

He Yanqian woke up

Calculated by the system, [the excitement value is as high as 78%]

Covered in cold sweat, he opened his underwear and looked at it, it was wet, He Yanqian was helpless, he hated cleaning his underwear the most, especially this kind of thing, would he be embarrassed, okay?He doesn't want face?

The system agrees, [Yeah, the host is so rambunctious, several times a day on average, no one can stand it if it is changed]

puff!

Come on, I haven't masturbated for three years!

The system was stunned, [No wonder you are young and shy, you have lost all your old skills]

He Yan walked into the bathroom angrily, and when he was taking a shower, he couldn't help but imagine the face of the man in his dream, feeling the heat and cold.In the past few years, he has also asked the classmates who are still in contact, but no one knows his whereabouts.The cold water slid down the waistline, and a trance image flashed in my mind, "Why can't I remember what he did to me that night?"

Very happy

body without trace

The system rolled its eyes, [Because your eyes can't see your chrysanthemum+flower+inside]

The corner of He Yanqian's mouth twitched, because of the crow's mouth of the system, he wanted to squat in the toilet, but he couldn't squat for half an hour, it was sad enough, the system exclaimed, [Host, you are bleeding! 】

噗

Nowadays, we, especially young people, shy away from seeking medical treatment, and when we are sick, we go to [-]+ degrees. He Yanqian took his mobile phone and searched it before he had time to leave the toilet. If the relevant illness is reliable, he directly hit the two obscure characters in his heart. Can not mention: hemorrhoids!

He Yanqian: Hehe, I choose suicide!

You trash, you chose such a body that you can't play happily.

The system is also very innocent, Lu Zhi is very healthy and safe, it's all due to the host's unrestrained eating of stimulating + stimulating food, causing damage to a certain part of the body, it's your fault!

"Take your medicine."

There are many recommendations on the Internet. After He Yanqian made his own judgment, he went online to shop. For the sake of effect, he bought more, and there were all kinds of things.

So I lived in dire straits of taking medicine, but it didn’t work, and it became more and more serious. I also went to the toilet in the company, too many times, and my boss asked me about it, which was embarrassing.The boss is a strong woman, and said with a smile: "Look at you being gay, stop lying to me, let you take two days off and rest more, and let your boyfriend be more restrained."

I rely on!

Even if you jump into the Yellow River, you won't be able to cleanse yourself

He Yanqian left early, passed by a colleague, and suddenly touched his waist, and smiled ambiguously: "You can come to me!"

Not to mention, the other party looked like a dog, He Yanqian nodded, "Definitely!"

After going to work, I have less time to communicate with my college classmates. My roommate Wang Qijia called this day and said that I had a get-together with my brother.But recently, unemployed vagrants can join in the fun, and make an appointment at a box of a karaoke song.

There was a traffic jam on the road, and He Yanqian was late. When he passed by, he found a box, and Yu Sheng was singing happily while pulling his neck.

Wang Qijia waved, "Lu Zhi, here, what are you up to lately, how many times have you been told not to come out?"

He Yanqian sat over, refused to drink, ordered juice, and spread his hands under Wang Qijia's teasing eyes, "Don't look at me with your wretched eyes, I'm really not gay, I just got hemorrhoids all of a sudden."

puff!

This news is like a bolt from the blue

What is the most important thing for a gay?

Ass!

The props used to eat and travel a thousand miles are all damaged, what else is there to do?

Yu Sheng threw the microphone, hahahahaha, and commented on Lu Zhi's dead fish eyes, "You still have today, and the revenge will be avenged!"

Back then, Lu Zhi, the single dog who was dumped by Jiang Benrui, couldn't see his brother's chicness, and when his brother was broken in love, he hit him hard and stepped on his feet when he cried.

He Yanqian smiled, "I'm not interested in love, which is full of decadence. I insist on celibacy, and it's just mere hemorrhoids. It won't bother me."

Hearing what he said, Wang Qijia couldn't help sighing. Ever since Jiang Benrui left, Lu Zhi hadn't seen anything unusual on the surface. He was happily playing with his brothers, but he had never seen him interested in any girl or boy. Guess whether Jiang Benrui hurt him too deeply, which makes people timid about feelings.

"Lu Zhi, didn't you like it?"

He Yanqian was taken aback for a moment, it was a little funny, and he didn't show off, "No!"

Yu Sheng was puzzled, "Why? Just because Jiang Benrui is handsome, so you can't forget it for many years, and you still keep it?"

awkward

Not to mention, there is really a reason for this, Yan Kong can't afford to be hurt!

Wang Qijia couldn't bear to be curious. He already had several girlfriends. I really don't know where Lu Zhi's infatuation and perseverance come from. He asked, "No one is chasing you, who is more handsome?"

"Yes." He Yanqian rubbed his fingers against his nose. This body is good-looking, and because he himself has lived for several lives, his aura will occasionally reveal a little difference when he can't hold it back. He has attracted a few inexplicable opposite sex and same-sex + Sex, He Yanqian is not very good at refusing to confess his love, and the usual solution is to choose to disappear in place.

"There was one in the company a few days ago, but I didn't like it, so I quit my job and moved."

Wang Qijia: "..."

Yu Sheng: "..."

If you are not convinced by RMB, you will be convinced!

Uppercase suits!

He Yanqian's hairs trembled from the numb eyes stared at by the two, and he waved his hands, "Don't pick on my boyfriend every time we meet, talk about something else, did you win the lottery ticket?"

Yu Sheng crossed his legs, "I've lost my entire family, I decided not to gamble, and I'll be living in Qijia's kennel for the past two days." After speaking, he shook his head and drank, and then lamented that he was too embarrassed to live at Lu Zhi, a homosexual. , It would be embarrassing if he was beaten out.

He Yanqian nodded, indicating that he only had one bed, which was inconvenient.

This is true, Chi Guoguo hates it, and friends crit!

Yu Sheng rolled his eyes, and suddenly said ambiguously: "I know the director of a hospital. He does hemorrhoid surgery well there. I heard that a professional expert in anal + anus has come in the past month. How about you go for surgery?"

puff!

not to die

Choose suicide!

Wang Qijia also followed hahahahahaha, and suggested: "Go if it hurts too much, otherwise every time you drink juice, I can't help but wonder if you messed with someone, hahaha!"

He Yanqian said, "It's embarrassing for a straight man to say that, shameless!"

hi till midnight

He Yanqian just moved, and it wasn't long before he changed houses. When he returned, he ran to the wrong place and covered his face with his hands. As soon as he turned around, he heard someone calling him from behind. When he turned his head, Nima's colleague from the company seemed to have a narrow road.He Yanqian sighed, flexed his wrist to let the system temporarily block the nearby cameras, and then punched his colleagues when they rushed over.

After being stunned, he kicked his feet again and cursed: "Damn it, I'm attacking, don't he+mother yy me, or I will kill you!"

The colleague cried in fright, and nodded on the ground, "Master, I was wrong, I was wrong..."

"roll!"

The system shouted and cheered, [The host is mighty, all those who covet your chrysanthemum+flowers are wretched creatures, kill them! ! ! 】

He Yanqian nodded, turned around and left, put his hands in his trouser pockets, and hummed a ditty, "Stop flattering, in three days, if you don't get back, I'll cheat."