Lever on the standings [Quick Transmigration]

What is the saddest confession in the world?

It wasn't your male god who rejected you in front of you, it was he who rejected you in front of others, and said he was harassed enough to kill you! ! !

cry!

He Yanqian hahahahahahaha, a new way of slapping faces, I learned to feel great about myself!

The system was surprised, 【Is your previous bang bang very small?Need to recharge? 】

He Yanqian smiled, "The stick that massaged me is very small!"

The system is in great pain, [It seems that the host's chrysanthemum has loosened up]

Backhandedly printed a few large characters on He Yanqian's personal information, after inspection, the chrysanthemum was loose and did not meet the top quality standard

I'm sooooooooooooooo!

Ye Lan cried and accused: "Why do you treat me like this, there is nothing wrong with liking someone, I have the right to love!"

Jiang Benrui sat back on the chair and asked Lu Zhi, "Classmate, do you want to help her contact a psychologist? You seem to be more familiar with her."

Lu Zhi quickly waved his hands, "I'm just a fake spare tire."

Jiang Benrui agreed, "I'm just a fake boyfriend, we have similar attributes."

By the way, "I have recorded the entire conversation just now, if you want to back it up, come to my dormitory."

He Yanqian was surprised, "What are you doing recording?"

Jiang Benrui was serious, "I found that you like to discuss good and evil on the Internet, I will try it too."

puff!

Then the school forum will blow up, the board daddy will blow up, anyway, the person involved will blow up!

He Yanqian took a sip of juice to suppress his shock

Ye Lan wiped her tears, "Aren't you going to ask for my opinion? Is it really good to make your own decisions?"

Jiang Benrui said politely: "You need to see a psychiatrist before you have the right to express your questions. Please keep silent now."

The five girls were stunned: "..."

After the meal, use the card of Boyfriend Li to swipe the bill

Under the smiling eyes of the waiter, a group of people left

That's right, He Yanqian was depressed, he was tearing his face apart, Ye Lan still followed?Jiang Benrui sighed, "Now you understand that I have to collapse, don't you?"

"It is really difficult to keep oil and salt out."

Jiang Benrui suddenly pushed Renbi to the door of a shop, He Yanqian was taken aback, and the people walking also exclaimed, Ye Lan witnessed the male god kissing someone else before he could react!

He Yanqian was still in a daze when his chin was pinched, Jiang Benrui kissed Jiang Benrui's mouth with an unknown fresh taste, it was very soft, and seemed to be worried that he would stop him, so he only rubbed against his lips slightly.

good to eat!

I don't mind being a little more intense!

Jiang Benrui can only say sorry, he likes to play tricks and rascals!

At the end of the 30-second kiss, Jiang Benrui turned sideways, but still maintained the posture of Lu Zhi and asked, "You see, if you really like me, go change + sex +!"

Puff puff!

He Yanqian didn't know what expression to put on

Maybe it should be changed, the source of the pain of the rejection of the confession is that the male god kisses others in public!

Jealous! ! !

Ye Lan's reaction was intense, and she cried bitterly: "You bastard, cheating on my feelings for so many years, won't your conscience hurt!"

Jiang Benrui put his hands in his trouser pockets, and stared coldly at the vexatious woman, "Employing empty teeth, but also having the guts to turn black and white, for your excessive enthusiasm, I can only say, thank you for pestering and stalking for so many years, see you in Jianghu! "

"I love you, these are nothing, can't you forgive me? Why are you so mean to me..." Ye Lan sat on the ground and cried, and the other Simei also blamed others, "You are too much for the public. Already!"

Jiang Benrui's black pupils seemed to hide whirlpools, he took out a folding knife from his trouser pocket, and walked towards Ye Lan slowly.

Great my brother!

Elegance + worm + butterfly!

He Yanqian immediately rushed over to the hero to save the beauty. In order to express his sincerity, he knelt down with a bang on his knees, and tried to persuade him piously, "Rui Cao, you are handsome, polite, well-educated, upright in three views, superior in family background, daughter The male god in the eyes of children, you shouldn't do evil things for a vulgar woman like this."

"I know you are troubled, Ye Lan is too perverted, but in a society ruled by law, don't be overwhelmed by momentary anger. Apart from such a stain like her, we still have many happy and valuable things in life You can do it, the mud on the way is not the reason for us to stop traveling, the beautiful scenery ahead is still waiting for you!"

Footsteps are only one step away from those legs kneeling on the dusty concrete slab

The young man has a sincere face, and the setting sun seems to be shining on his face

Jiang Benrui spoke, with a hoarse voice in his clear voice, and asked, "I kissed you forcefully, shouldn't I be angry?"

He Yanqian was taken aback for a moment, then scratched the back of his head embarrassedly and said: "It's okay, it's okay, Rui Cao is not angry, I'm still very happy, I don't mind!"

Jiang Benrui squatted down, then landed on one knee, touched He Yanqian's cheek with his palm, pressed his forehead together, and said softly, "Thank you, thank you very much!"

a farce ended

It happened near the school gate, and most of the onlookers were students, with few office workers.

There is no shortage of people who post big news

Soon, the school forum was swiped

Last time, the editor who secretly stepped on Jiang Benrui as a scumbag, the post grabbed the headlines again, with several fire signs marked, one red, one blue and one yellow.

Title: The school girl who has been chased by the school Hua Lanlan for several years is actually gay?

At the beginning of the post, the editor has a sentence mmp has to say!

Please allow the editor to explode in anger, and then sort out the incident

It is said that Lanlan met Ruicao when she was in high school. The two were childhood sweethearts and talked about everything. After arriving at university, Ruicao was suddenly indifferent. The editor laughed when she saw this, and the dicks and silks also thought that the opportunity to chase the goddess had come. Almost everyone thought it was Ruicao's slash + leg, but they never expected that the slash was on the boy's side!

Go on!

Whoever kills Ruicao and defeats this strong opponent, you are everyone's daddy!

He loves to wear crotch pants: "It's too black, it's not good intentions!"

Use Ding+Ding to pry up the school gate: "Even if Ruicao is gay, I will support him, editor, you continue to be sour, and I will lose if you lose fans!"

Every day, I want to slap the teacher on the head a hundred times: "I suggest you read other posts. The black acid in this building is too obvious. Everyone knows what happened!"

God-like leader: "Isn't this my Lu Beiti's new boyfriend→_→"

Lord Devil: "The screen is full of gays, drunk and messed up!"

Defeated the boss a hundred times today: "I want to hear you call me Daddy! (funny)"

riverside

drink and relax

He Yanqian took advantage of Jiang Benrui's sad time to browse the forum vigorously

Rely on!

Damn me, Ruicao again!

Mom + fucked up!The editor went to explode in situ!

Thinking about Lu Zhi's account full of black history, He Yanqian suddenly felt that barefoot is not afraid of wearing shoes, so shameless, he immediately logged into the account and fired at the editor:

Qingzhi Yangu: Hiding behind the Internet all day, secretly rubbing and stepping on my Ruicao, at first glance, it looks like a dick+silk with an unsatisfactory life, isn't she relying on my Ruicao's traffic to make a sensation?If you have the ability, you pretend to be gay to make others cum!

God-like leader: "Yo! Here's to 2333333!"

Use D+D to pry up the school gate: "I heard that you kissed Ruicao, how do you feel?"

Qing Zhi Yan Gu @用布+友打打门门: "Cool!"

The headmaster of the bombing dog: "How is my Lanlan?"

Qing Zhi Yan Gu @热火狗主校: "Sent her home, basically emotionally stable."

I am Principal Dog: "You can take advantage of it!"

I'm just spreading rumors. Thank you: "Look at my nickname, it's so black that it's Ruicao. I just rely on him + fuck + traffic. There are advertisements in the post. If you click on it, I will make money. There is no other meaning, mutual benefit!"

Qing Zhi Yan Gu @我是考话天下: All right, fuck + your mother!It is you who are scolding!

Jiang Benrui drank the last can of wine and couldn't pour a drop into his mouth. He sighed and threw the wine can, and asked suddenly, "What are you doing?"

I was so scared that my phone almost dropped into the river

Jiang Benrui picked up the phone and looked at the screen

I'm just spreading rumors, thank you: "You don't need to tell me if you like being fucked, thank you!"

Qing Zhiyan Gu wrote half of the content: "Your dirty+dirty thoughts..."

He Yanqian hardly dared to look at the expressions of the people around him. He scolded a lot just now, it was too impolite in front of the male god.

Jiang Benrui didn't say anything. He returned his mobile phone and took out his login account in his trouser pocket. "Hack me? I've already contacted the lawyer. Wait for the court summons."

He Yanqian couldn't help but give people a thumbs up for the one that showed Ruicao

However, what the hell just hung on the wall of my roommate today, and I was squeezed out of the headlines! ! !

Mentioned the roommate, the other end made a phone call, and teased: "How did you sleep in the room with your new boyfriend, and bombarded your boyfriend with 'rumoring the world', tsk tsk, people are here to find me, let you take it easy, don't Swear at anyone casually."

"Fuck! He doesn't scold so much! No, you know that idiot?"

The roommate laughed dryly, "They even helped you clean up the boxed lunches. You forget things too much. On the day Ye Lan jumped off the building, you messed with my boxed lunches. Do you remember?"

There is no zipper on the door on the mouth, just open your mouth, you are blacklisted, thank you

"Don't get close to me, don't accept it, wait for the court summons."

The roommate was anxious, "Don't, he has deeply realized his mental illness and inappropriate behavior, let me apologize for it, don't be impulsive and destroy our strong friendship!"

"Let him ask Rui Cao to apologize in person, I'm not a peacemaker."

If he did something wrong, he was afraid of taking responsibility, hiding behind his friends and waiting for someone to come forward. Who knows if he really repents or puts down the butcher knife for the time being to wait for the opportunity?It is unbearable to spread rumors and smear many times.

The roommate is wicked, there is a eavesdropper next to the phone call, yes, spreading rumors all over the world, the other party snatches the phone and talks to Lu Zhi in person, "Brother, please do me a favor, you sell your ass and it's settled."

Puff puff!

He Yanqian jumped up angrily, "Who told you I'm going to sell my ass? What's wrong!"

Spreading rumors all over the world is serious, "Then if you don't sell me, I will sell it, just tell Ruicao not to tell me."

He Yanqian: "..."

It's the first time I see a thick-skinned, black-hearted, shameless and poisonous mouth, I don't know what expression to put on

Jiang Benrui pinched the wine jar, unable to hear the voice on Lu Zhi's cell phone, and asked softly, "Harassing calls?"

He Yanqian blushed, and turned off the phone in his first reaction. Jiang Benrui looked at him brightly in the night, and there seemed to be endless night sky hidden in his eyes. He was stunned, and blurted out, "Can you do it with me?"

Jiang Benrui was taken aback for a moment, and when he realized that Lu Zhi also realized that he had said something wrong, he laughed dryly and kept away from him silently.Jiang Benrui thought about leaning over, "You teach me?"

what?

The system rummages through textbooks, [Let him pull your belt off]

He Yan repeated shamelessly, "I'll pull your belt."

The system emphasized, [Wrong, he took off yours, sticking out your ass]

"I heard that boys want to use this, anus + anus?" Jiang Benrui asked, touching his buttocks through his pants

He Yanqian trembled all over, nodded tremblingly, and then felt the sound of tearing, Jiang Benrui let his head rest on his shoulder, a folding knife in his hand reflected in the moonlight, braved the slightest chill, and cut open Lu Zhi's pants Seams, also including panties.

There is a cold wind blowing along the river at night, and the exposed local areas are chilled, shrinking

Jiang Benrui leaned into his ear and said, "It's pretty cute."

He Yanqian: "Why do I think he is a pervert?"

The system is embarrassed, [it is possible. . 】