[Deyun Society] You and I are all mortals

"Talk about the water first." Shi Yunting smiled with a fan on his face.

Lin Xiaoge cast him a funny look: "Shui Man Lan Bridge Lan Ruilian, you take the lotus word and say."

"Wei Kuiyuan next to the lotus pond."

"I'm Lan Ruilian."

"I'm Wei Kuiyuan. You take the word "Yuan" and say it."

"Yuanmen saves her husband Mu Guiying"

"Heroic Zongbao arrives before the account"

"I'm Mu Guiying."

"I'm Yang Zongbao." As soon as Shi Yunting moved, he pronounced Yang Zongbao's name in a dramatic way, and the audience applauded.

"Still can't run away." Lin Xiaoge pointed at him amusedly, and continued: "In the previous life, I was married to the White Lady."

"The appearance of Zidu is Xu Xian."

The audience cheered, Shi Yunting turned around happily and looked at Lin Xiaoge: "Look at the cheers, it's different."

"Who knows what they like to hear!"

"Fairy word."

"Liu Jinding, the daughter of the immortal family."

"Definitely split husband's card Jun Baonan."

"Men are not as brave as Fanli."

"Bravely crowning the three armies Xue Dingshan."

"The daughter of the Zhuang family who studied art in front of the mountain."

"The girl is married to Luo Cheng."

"Yuanhe took Zhinu across again."

"Take the cowherd away for nine days."

Lin Xiaoge looked at Shi Yunting, he also held his fan and supported it with his hands: "Are you going with the heavens and the earth?"

"I will follow you in the underworld." Shi Yunting nodded irresistibly.

Lin Xiaoge thought for a moment.

"Naturally, Pan Jinlian is so pretty." Lin Xiaoge twisted his waist as he said that, in a charming way.

"Look……"

"Wait a minute! I said Pan Jinlian."

"Yes, I will give you the right."

Lin Xiaoge shook his hands triumphantly, reaching his waist height: "If you match, you are this one."

"Master?"

"do not……"

"Oh—" The audience burst out laughing.

"Wu Dalang!" Lin Xiaoge looked anxious.

Lin Xiaoge's hand pressed down a little: "Master is this."

"Master is not as good as Wu Dalang?" Shi Yunting smiled so much that he saw his teeth but couldn't see his eyes and smashed his master.

"If you meet, you are like this." Lin Xiaoge raised his hand up again.

"That's right, I'm this one, not this one." Shi Yunting compared with each other.

"Yes."

"I'll let you see."

"Come"

"See that I, Ximen Qing, are here."

"This gangster is also considered."

"Why don't you count!"

"Okay, okay, Bian, Meng Jiangnu is going to find her husband at Bianguan."

"I went to find Fan Xiliang and didn't return it."

"There's also Po Xi sitting upstairs."

"Sit on the building and kill Song Laosan."

"You are so cruel."

"You recruited me."

"Three halls will judge Yutangchun."

"In spring, I, Wang Jinlong, will go to Henan."

"Are you going to Henan too?"

"I will follow you wherever you go."

"Nan Ke woke me up, Lin Daiyu."

"The jade wrist is on my Baoyu shoulder." Shi Yunting took Lin Xiaoge's hand and put it on his shoulder.

There were cheers from the audience.

"Stay away from me. Put on the golden armor Hua Mulan on your shoulders." Lin Xiaoge pushed her hand away.

When Yunting was about to pick it up, he stopped him.

"Tell you, I am Hua Mulan. Serving in the army for my father, a heroine, no man."

"Then who did she marry?"

"do not know."

"People say you know?"

"If I know it, I won't tell you. You can find it."

"Hmm... I can't stop the generals who are full of battalions!"

"My mother! Wait!"

"What's the matter, you're all chasing her."

"No, no, I have to say a specific name."

"It's a name, isn't it?"

"That's for sure!"

"The Lanhua wrist supported Wei Kuiyuan."

"Yuanmen saves husband Mu Guiying."

"Heroic Zongbao arrives in front of the account."

"In the previous life, I was married to the White Lady."

"The appearance of Zidu is Xu Xian."

"Xian... Hey, why are you back again?"

"Marriage between two generations."

"Then what about your little friend?"

"Ah—" the audience understood and screamed.

"Don't be like this, no, no, I just want to remarry you!"

"Okay, okay, let's stop talking in Huozi like this. When talking in Huozi, each person will say four sentences, but the beginning and end of each sentence will be changed, and four small characters will be added at the end to summarize the whole text."

"Okay, you should come first."

"Fire paper surrounds the new grave.

A beautiful woman at the grave.

Who suffers like me.

My husband died early. "

Shi Yunting pointed at Lin Xiaoge: "Little widow goes to the grave, are you guarding against me?"

"Fuck you! You come."

"The ashes of the cremation paper are scattered.

Young man for a walk.

The man is not married.

Who is to blame for the late marriage? "

"Speak four small characters, and I will say it in marriage (yin) characters."

"I accept the wish (complaint) and say it."

"I have a share in this marriage."

"May you marry me." Shi Yunting put his hand on Lin Xiaoge's arm.

"Don't marry!" Lin Xiaoge shook her off.

"Don't worry."

"It's been changed, this time the word "earth" says so. Each person has four lines of poems, with the beginning of the word and the end of the word, and some words are added."

"What's the seasoning?"

"Um, ah, this, is... added after the four lines of poems, before the four small characters."

"Go ahead, earth—"

"The exotic flowers of the native land are extraordinarily fragrant.

The fragrant body reclines on the ivory bed.

I often think of my lover in bed.

Think of the third watch companion Cailang. "

"Oh--"

Shi Yunting glanced at him: "Listen to me."

"Tushan Tour is back.

Come back and enter the curtain lightly.

Inside the curtain, the beautiful woman calls.

Call the upper gum to blow the lamp. "

"My last word is Lang."

"My last word is blow."

"What are your four characters?"

"This is, yo, Lang Ke is here." Lin Xiaoge flicked the handkerchief.

Shi Yunting pointed at the upper corner: "Well, blowing the lamp..."

Lin Xiaoge stopped him: "What?"

"Read newspapers!"

"Fuck you!" Lin Xiaoge waved his hands, and the two bowed.

I was stopped by the host.

Shi Yunting walked back to the microphone, squinted at the wall clock on the wall: "Good guy, it's almost an hour."

"It's okay, it's not too long." Lin Xiaoge tidied up the table with a smile on his face.

"It's time to come back."

"Yes."

"Today is not the same as before. You can ask whatever you want, and you will be satisfied."

The girl asked a few questions one after another, but it had nothing to do with this morning's hot search. Shi Yunting and Lin Xiaoge knew that they were hesitating.

"Brother Ting, can you list the good things Xiaoge has done to you?"

Lin Xiaoge was taken aback.

Shi Yunting laughed, and praised: "Smart girl."

"One, I'm a rather assertive person, and he actually followed me all the time. He would accompany me to try any decision I made, whether it was right or wrong."

"Second, he is one of the few people besides my elder brother Dalin who protects my girl's heart. In fact, he doesn't particularly like the color of rice, but he just thinks that the girl's family doesn't want to be black and white. It fits, so our coats come in all shades of pink."

"Three, he can see that he doesn't want people to bully me. He was young and energetic when he just returned to China. I fought and he followed me. I scolded him for help, but he hurt me the most and he always protected me."