[Deyun Society] You and I are all mortals

"If you say that I'm exaggerating, then it's wrong. I'm flattering you with three points and seven points. What the old man said may not be right, but this sentence must be true."

"I am a member of the Yunzi Branch. Everyone knows that I have studied abroad before."

"Know--"

"I didn't learn from my master, so I just worked on it myself. In fact, I have only been in the industry for more than four years. I am just a primary school student. It is not easy to meet a satisfactory fan at the beginning. It is not necessary to treat him well."

"I don't have any other strengths. He knew I was a woman at the time, and he was kind enough to get together. I also have money, so there is only one way. Give him the money, but I'm afraid he won't accept it. After all, he was only 17 at the time, so he changed the way to spend money on him."

"But I'm not at a loss. This person hasn't said he wants to crack his hole for more than four years."

Only then did Lin Xiaoge praise: "You are so kind to me, you must not be able to."

"I have today's achievements thanks to others."

"Brother, don't be so polite."

"Okay, you're welcome, do you believe what I say?"

The girls in the audience shouted at the top of their voices: "Xin——"

"We can't force those who want to believe and those who don't want to."

"Yes, people only believe what they want to believe, and see what they want to see." Lin Xiaoge smiled softly, and the thorn in his heart disappeared.

"Do you want to believe me?" Shi Yunting turned to look at Lin Xiaoge who was looking at him, and met Lin Xiaoge's eyes.

"Trust." Lin Xiaoge's eyes were firm and sure, without any hesitation.

"We all say that most of the words on the stage cannot be believed."

"Yes, it's a performance after all."

"But what I said earlier is true."

"From the heart."

Then began to chatter intermittently.

Finally, there is the academic stem.

"I went to school."

"Go to school?"

"Sure, I went to school."

"Then I'm going to ask you, where did you study?"

"Emmmm I can't tell you that."

"Why! Say it quickly."

Shi Yunting looked at Lin Xiaoge and shook his head, with a look of reluctance: "No."

"Don't tell me I'm getting started! Your braid..." Lin Xiaoge looked behind Shi Yunting, the twisted braid was tied with a red string, and his heart was already itching.

"It's not that Linglong can't do it!" Shi Yunting hurriedly turned to face Lin Xiaoge.

"Then say it now!"

Shi Yunting silently looked at Lin Xiaoge.

Lin Xiaoge stretched out his hand to grab him behind him.

"Okay, okay, talk about it."

Lin Xiaoge stood up now: "Tell me, where did you go to school?"

"Chuntian Huahua Kindergarten." After Shi Yunting finished speaking, he smiled very cutely.

The audience laughed instantly.

"Look! These are all our classmates!"

"Where is it?"

"Hello students!"

"Okay—" The audience gave a strong answer.

"Go, go!" Lin Xiaoge waved his hand: "Where are there kindergarten graduates!"

"Seven years old, isn't it kindergarten, how can anyone go to college at the age of seven?"

"That can't be seven years old."

"I started in kindergarten and then stepped into society."

"Still graduated from kindergarten?"

"We also have college students here."

"Who?"

"Like Luo Xiaoyin, Ninth Rank, Fang Jiuli, the four of us are classmates."

"Where is it?"

"The diploma we bought together."

"Fake?"

"But with them, their level is too low, I still have to play with Xiaoge."

"It is."

"As the saying goes, people are more dead than others, and goods are thrown away."

"It's not that important."

"But still not as good as me."

"No, no, at least better than you."

"No! I'm better than you."

Lin Xiaoge was silent for a moment: "If you want to do this, let's compare and play a game."

"How to play?"

"Let's do a cinquain here today."

"Okay, what is a five-line poem?"

"Gold, wood, water, fire, and earth are the five elements. These five characters are the beginning of the poem. There must be an ancient person in the poem. The two of us in the poem must also belong to the same dynasty and be able to speak. There are four small characters at the end. This is a small batch, a batch of words."

"Oh... this is a bit troublesome, is it over?"

"It's over."

"Then come and show me."

"Okay, I'll go first."

"You make a show."

"Okay, let me talk about gold characters first, gold, wood, water, fire, and earth."

"Row."

"A pair of golden hammers flip up and down."

"Two sentences."

"The two armies smashed the golden cicada in front of the formation."

"Three sentences."

"Who doesn't know Yue Yunyong."

"Four sentences."

"Strength is infinite and pulls out Mount Tai."

"Okay—" the audience applauded

"You ancient man is Mount Tai?"

"Where? It's Yue Yun."

"Are you finished?"

"It's over, it's your turn."

"Then what should I do?"

"Follow me."

Shi Yunting repeated what Lin Xiaoge said.

"It sounds familiar, what is this?"

"Come here as you please."

"Where? Exactly the same?"

"Don't tell me!"

"What I mean is that the content is up to you, and the format is up to me."

"Okay, let's see."

"Come."

"A shot of a golden spear mixed with prestige, killed millions of soldiers from all over the world, Qin Hui won twelve gold medals, and Yue Fei was loyal to Fengboting."

"Cough..." Lin Xiaoge coughed.

"Who are the ancients in your place?"

"That... Yue Yun."

"I'm Yue Fei, do we know each other?"

"Too familiar."

"Did it come out?"

"It's right, it's right."

"Come on, four-character small batch."

"I am a father and son hero."

"Son, be loyal to your father!" Shi Yunting took Lin Xiaoge's arm and looked aside.

"No! Are you here to copy cheap?"

"Father and son soldiers!"

"Another word, Mu!"

"Come."

"Chanjuan, a girl with a wooden comb and green silk, worships the moon and hates the sky in the garden. Wang Yun cleverly set up a series of tricks to separate father and son, Mei Diaochan."

"The ancients?"

"Diao Chan!"

"Oh—that great beauty in history!"

"Yes, it's your turn."

"Wooden gun..."

"Wait! Return the wooden gun, you are so useless."

"Iron gun..."

"Wood!"

"Wooden fence..."

"and many more!"

"What are you doing!"

"Finally right!"

Shi Yunting glanced at him angrily: "Who are you?"

"Diao Chan."

"Wait, the beautiful hero outside the wooden railing, come for a walk in Fengyi Pavilion, look up and see the stunning woman, Lu Bu stabs the villain with a halberd."

Lin Xiaoge was silent.

"Who are you, an ancient man?"

"Diao Chan."

"I am?"

"Lu Bu."

"do you know it?"

"...I know, I know! I even slept under the same quilt."

"Oh—" the audience booed.

Shi Yunting smiled and said, "Don't make trouble."

"No trouble, you're taking advantage of me again."

"Isn't this your peer?"

"Don't be my man in your generation! A woman."

"Fuck you! If you have the ability, go ahead and turn back."

"Okay! Come on."

"Four small batches, what are you?"

"I'm making eye contact."

"I'm restless."

"Why are you restless?"

"Nonsense, you keep looking at me."

"Come on, let's talk about water characters this time. Let's change the way. When each person says a sentence, the beginning of the word should be followed by the end of the word, and the name of an ancient person must belong to a dynasty."