[Deyun Society] You and I are all mortals

"I'm teasing you." Shi Yunting looked at the audience again.

Li Jiuchun let out a sigh of relief.

"If I knew you were going to do this, I would have sold a ticket for five yuan!"

Shi Yunting suddenly laughed: "What am I doing?"

The audience was silent for a second, and then there were screams like sea waves, each time getting louder.

Li Jiuchun was stunned: "What are you shouting for! What are you doing..." Halfway through the speech, he realized that he couldn't hold back his laughter.

"Just say I'm funny, and do that again." Shi Yunting abandoned the car and ran away before he started driving.

"Oh, you're joking."

"What do you think?"

"What I thought was what you thought, you are determined to make fun of me, right?"

"Yes."

"Just in front of me, in front of these girlfriends, tease me for a while?"

"Take a break!"

"In order to ensure the effect, I will entrust you with entrustment."

"Okay, Ning Jiupin!" Shi Yunting shouted to the backstage.

Li Jiuchun looked back in confusion: "Why are you calling him?"

"I also entrust entrust, don't worry about me, you say your own."

Li Jiuchun watched helplessly as Ning Jiupin handed the phone to Shi Yunting.

There is no way, I can only say it myself.

"Dear friends, give us some face, he can't do anything if he wants to be funny, I can only entrust him with entrustment, because he is the captain's face, when he is funny, he has the burden to say it , don’t enjoy Coke, okay?”

"Okay—" The audience especially cooperated.

Shi Yunting put down the phone and smiled slightly.

"I've entrusted you with it."

"Is this a commission?" Shi Yunting smiled.

Li Jiuchun inexplicably had a bad premonition.

"Yes... yes."

Shi Yunting and Li Jiuchun switched places.

When standing back to the teasing position, Yun Ting changed instantly, and the feeling of talking and laughing came back.

"Today, let's talk about a cross talk for everyone."

"Okay—" The audience in the audience was very excited. Shi Yunting didn't want to talk about cross talk for half a year, but they had to applaud and applaud vigorously.

Li Jiuchun turned indifferent for a moment, turned around and left, Shi Yunting didn't stop him: "Are you leaving?"

Li Jiuchun walked to the entrance of the stage without saying a word, the curtain was lifted by the people inside, and Lin Xiaoge was about to come out.

"Ah—" I haven't seen Lin Xiaoge for so many days, and seeing him for the first time after the accident today, the audience became even more excited.

Li Jiuchun hugged his waist.

"What are you doing out here! When did you come, cut it back for me!" Half dragging and half hugging Lin Xiaoge back to the curtain.

Trot two steps behind the desk.

"Good guy, if you don't pay attention to the backstage, you will run up, and they will all be injured."

The audience laughed.

"This cross talk requires four subjects and four basic skills." Shi Yunting continued.

"The four subjects are called talking, learning and singing."

"That's right." In an instant, Li Jiuchun returned to the funny lines.

"It's not easy either way."

"We have to practice."

"Especially studying."

"what."

"All inclusive."

"Yes."

"I'll teach you one."

Shi Yunting stopped him: "Wait! You didn't change it!"

"Aren't you standing outside!"

"Aren't you still talking funny words!"

"Why is it so smooth!" Li Jiuchun kicked his hand.

"Are you rushing to say that it's not going well?"

"Then what should I do!"

"I am teasing you, please stop talking."

"It's okay, don't talk, just make fun!"

Shi Yunting smiled: "I entrust myself with entrustment."

Li Jiuchun blinked, there was no such paragraph in the script, so he said along the way: "Please, you see, I have to entrust this." He spread his hands as he spoke.

"Please open Weibo, click to enter my homepage, have you seen the latest Weibo?"

"I see—" the girls in the audience shouted obediently.

"I see!" The eldest brother's voice was particularly obvious.

"Okay, then I'll start."

"Come on!" The audience shouted in unison.

"Keep going." Shi Yunting boasted.

"Today I will tell you a cross talk."

"Hey!" The voices from the audience were all in unison.

"Cross talk pays attention to four basic homework."

"Those four doors!"

Li Jiuchun didn't say a word, looking at the people in the audience holding it up, he was thinking about what to do.

"Speak and learn to sing."

"Yes."

"It's not easy either way."

"Yes."

"The most important thing is to learn, which is too much."

"How to say?"

Li Jiuchun looked at the one sentence on the stage and the one below the stage, and was very confused, so he quickly grabbed Shi Yunting's arm

"You still have a room full of jokes, don't you?"

"What can you do if you don't speak, they are helping me, aren't they!"

"Yes—" the audience laughed and shouted.

"Go, go, go! I'm a spectator, right?"

"You blame me for not talking!"

"Don't you tell me to stop talking! I didn't talk, did I disturb you, and there are so many flattery!"

"Is this how I usually flatter you?"

"I still have to say it, I still have to hold it!"

"That's for sure!"

"Come here."

It came again, Shi Yunting said something, Li Jiuchun praised it, but they were not at the critical point, rushed to shoot, and chatted with the audience.

"What are you doing!" Shi Yunting turned his head impatiently.

"I say mine and you say yours!"

"Speak well, okay?"

"Who would like to listen to you who speak piecemeal! You must speak coherently."

"what do you mean?"

"Guankou!"

Shi Yunting smiled, just waiting for you!

Later Li Jiuchun was pushed to doubt life.

Imagine two funny scenes of overturning cars.

Li Jiu broke out in a sudden sweat when it was cold in the spring.

It's finally the last time to report the name of the dish.

"I invite you to eat, steamed lamb..."

"Wait a minute, you won't be able to eat anymore, I know you, if you have no money, fuck you"

"Hahahaha" the audience laughed so happily.

Li Jiuchun waved his hand and walked down the stage door.

Shi Yunting logically wanted to stop him, but he didn't.

then……

"what--"

Lin Xiaoge came up.

Li Jiuchun was strange in the background, when he heard the screams, he lifted the curtain and looked at Lin Xiaoge.

He hurried up and stuffed the person back.

"Good guy, someone is robbing me of my position as a fan!"

"That's right, I'm the captain and I'm Yunzi, so many people want to follow me!" Shi Yunting said to him with a smile.

"Go! Go! Go!"

"Run away after you say that, I still have a lot behind me!"

"I'm afraid you won't be able to recite it! I'm going to help you with a one-on-one sentence."

"Mother and son?"

"Correct."

"come!"

Li Jiuchun had a bad feeling.

Shi Yunting was talking.

"Your wife said you were not at home."

"If you're not at home, you're not at home."

"I went in."

"Huh???!!!" Li Jiuchun stared at Shi Yunting with wide eyes, expressing with his life: You steal my words!

It was not easy to go back afterward.

Shi Yunting stole his words again.

"I was walking around, and I ran into a man."

Li Jiuchun's whole body trembled: "What... who is it?"

"Your father!"

Good guy, come again!

Li Jiuchun wiped off his sweat and worked hard to get round.

In short, it was getting to the end, Li Jiuchun's excited eyes lit up, but when Yun Ting couldn't connect.

After talking for almost an hour, Li Jiuchun was wiping sweat from behind.

"Captain..." Li Jiuchun looked at Kong and shouted immediately.

"What are you doing?" Shi Yunting stood outside the table with a fan in his hand, his momentum came out, and he looked at Li Jiuchun with a half-smile.

"I was wrong!" I admitted my mistake decisively.

Shi Yunting looked at the audience: "Look at him, what are you doing, you suddenly admit your mistake."

"Captain, brother, I was really wrong, I want to get off work!" Li Jiuchun was sweating anxiously.

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Sister Humble Chun admits her mistake online.

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