[Deyun Society] You and I are all mortals

Li Jiuchun took a deep breath.

"Haven't you counted in your heart yet?" Yunting didn't move when he was talking.

The audience laughed like crazy, this is the rhythm of Jiuchun to seal the box.

Shi Yunting smiled slightly.

"You can tell me if you don't want to open the box." The tone was gentle and amiable.

"No, you...don't make my old lady offend someone?" Li Jiuchun explained in a panic.

Shi Yunting raised his eyebrows and looked at him like that.

"Although we are pretty good at station B, we can't always offend people!"

"I have this curiosity."

"I can't tell you, but I can teach you a method."

"What way?"

"As soon as the host announced the curtain, two actors came out from the backstage and stood still, look, look!"

"Look at what?"

"That's what you can't see your legs."

Someone from the audience shouted hello.

Shi Yunting hoeed the fan on the table and supported it with his hands: "Then let me ask you, whose leg can't be seen by the audience on my left?"

The audience laughed like crazy.

That's right, there is a funny leg that can't be seen on one side.

Li Jiuchun blinked.

Shi Yunting looked at him: "But you show me how courageous I am."

"Listen... Can you hear it?" Li Jiuchun felt a little hot.

"Can't I hear that?"

"Then why am I being so tactful!"

"Ah."

"I'm just going to vent it today. If you let me perform two performances in a row, you still won't let me vent?"

"Why don't you know why you acted twice in a row?"

Li Jiuchun watched silently without speaking.

"You sent out the program list and forgot about me as the captain, and still venting?"

"Anyway, I want to vent."

"Okay, okay, you declare."

"Tell me, I finally found a partner, and he came to make things difficult for me."

"If you don't make trouble for me, I won't make trouble for you."

"You said, I have a good partner and let him go and use him?"

"Yo, you think I'm not good?"

"Why don't you go down and let Han Hexiao come up."

Shi Yunting lowered his eyes and smiled: "Why don't you go down and let Lin Xiaoge come up."

"Ah—" The audience went crazy when they heard Lin Xiaoge's name.

"If you didn't ask me, I would have told Lin Xiaoge today if I was not sure."

"Then you go!" Li Jiuchun waved his hand, ready to swear.

Shi Yunting was silent for a moment: "Don't learn from your former captain."

The audience immediately understood who this was piggybacking on!

Li Jiuchun pulled back the original words: "I'm not talking about you, as long as there are more people in the theater, your legs will tremble, otherwise why would you switch to the inside." He spread his hands.

"Then I stood outside and said for nothing for four years?"

"Don't you know that you just became the captain when you got there?"

"Just by chance."

"When the master taught us, he didn't know how big the gap was between me and him."

"How big is it?" Shi Yunting watched the show.

"At that time, the master called the name, Li Jiuchun! The master was very happy when I came together, and said how good the child is! Look at him again."

"How am I?"

"One roll, Shi Yunting! Come with him, Master said, what kind of thing does this child look like!"

"Are you guilty?" When Shi Yunting said a word, the audience burst into laughter.

Who doesn't know that when Shi Yunting came back, he was very beautiful, and it can be said that the first class in Deyun club is the most beautiful.

"Besides, I'm the one with cloud characters, and I'll roll the roll with you with one or nine characters? Are you stupid to be an audience?"

"You have partnered with Xiaozi for four years! What is it with Jiuzi roll call?!"

"When I partnered with him, I didn't give him a word yet."

"That makes sense! Is it Jiuzike or Xiaozike?"

"It's about the same."

"Then there's nothing you can't do!"

"As you go."

"After Lin Xiaoge was hospitalized, why did he come to support him? It was because his business was not good! You think I would, he was there when I re-partnered."

"Well, then what?"

"I was late, and it was just him and a dog."

"I don't have to hesitate anymore, I took the dog away."

"Oh—Han Hexiao is a dog."

"No!" Li Jiuchun waved his hand.

"Admit it to fate, anyway, it has already been broken and you are still making rumors."

"You didn't say that I was joking and showing off my legs outside."

"What legs do I show off, me! Did you just spread rumors and I sealed your box?"

"No, but..."

"What's wrong with being funny? Did you forget what the old man said?"

"What did the old man say?"

"The old man said that cross talk is about three points of funny and seven points of praise!"

"Which old gentleman said it? It must have been said by the old gentleman who is amused! How many words do we have, and how many words do you have?"

Li Jiuchun looked at the audience: "When they stopped, ah, yes, yes, you are my father, oh oh oh, let's go to you! What else? The salary after work is more than me!"

"My captain must be many."

"Don't talk about anything else, if you count it as funny, it accounts for 90.00%!"

"Hey, did you leave us [-]%?"

"How can there be 0.000001%! Your props are nothing, the microphone, and the audience, you are only [-]."

"What do you mean?"

"That means you haven't been funny! You haven't learned!"

Shi Yunting was waiting for his sentence. The previous statement was too smooth, but this sentence came out without thinking.

The audience in the audience also watched a good show.

"I haven't learned it?"

Li Jiuchun reacted instantly, but he could only bite the bullet: "Ah...ah yes!"

"Then what did I say in the previous four years?"

"Show show! Bring in what you want!"

"All right, all right, continue."

"Just say you haven't learned it!"

"I haven't learned it?"

"Didn't I praise Guo Qilin before and then revolt? I have learned it, right?"

"Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning when you say this? Haven't I ever teased you?"

Li Jiuchun made an antenna lightning rod with his hand: "I'm not afraid!"

"Ah—" the girls in the audience screamed in surprise.

Shi Yunting turned around.

Zhang Yunlei stood at the entrance of the stage and lifted the curtain, and was about to go on stage with a microphone in his hand: "I'm coming to hack you!" He said and slowly moved onto the stage.

Shi Yunting's face darkened instantly, and he walked towards Zhang Yunlei holding his fan.

Li Jiuchun took a step back silently.

"Clap" sound.

Zhang Yunlei was stunned, it didn't hurt but it made him a little confused, why he was beaten.

"go back!"

Zhang Yunlei immediately bowed his head, and turned his head in a jerk, and his assistant Xiao Chu hurried over to help him.

"Look, don't let him run around again." There are so many people in the backstage, there is a lot of stuff, if one is not careful, he may fall, and he is still on stage?If there is no one to support you, you will run up, and if you get involved, you will float, right?

"Beautiful job!" A little girl shouted from the audience.

The rest of the audience burst into laughter.

Shi Yunting stood back on the table.

"You mean I don't know how to make jokes?"

Li Jiuchun came back to his senses: "That's for sure! A company invited us to a performance before, and he praised us once. As soon as he opened his mouth, a bunch of people went to the bathroom!"

"Then tell me you've been kidding me!"

"No, you're kidding."

"It's okay for me to tease you, if you don't believe me, I'll tease you!"

"What did you say?"

"I am joking."

"Look, you don't have any physical strength at all!" Li Jiuchun pointed at Shi Yunting.

Shi Yunting stared at him word by word: "I said, I'll make fun of it."

Li Jiuchun swallowed silently, feeling a little scary.

"Let me tell you, you can't blame the ex-captain on me."

"Ah."

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