The girl next door to Emma is too playful, I'm afraid

In view of Han Xiao's work-related injury and being hit in the face by the rotten eggs of the general public, the whole family had a meeting, and Han's father finally slapped the table and decided, "Let me take a few days off and go to work next month!"

Han Xiao lamented the little time he had left, and lay down behind the window, depressed.Seeing her like this, the sister-in-law was also speechless, and suggested to Han Ling while eating eggs, "Why don't you send my sister-in-law to school, there are so many kisses in the woods, it's enough for people to see!"

"Hahahahahahaha..." Han Ling laughed unceremoniously.

Han Xiao stared at the two resentfully, thinking that these two bastards could put on their bellybands and dance in the square on the street.It was such a boring day again. Yan Quan's arrival last night made the whole family excited. Her parents seemed to think that it would be no problem for her to get married. It was a matter of minutes, and Han Xiao was very embarrassed. Her truest life, okay?

Boyfriend or something, dream!

Yan Quan was able to come to see her, although he didn't explain the reason, but Han Xiao could see that Yan Quan was hesitating to speak, hehe, and that big winter who lived next door wore a skirt all day long and wore colored contacts and wiped his lips like a bloody face. It's like a ghost, oh, that Yue bitch has a lot to do with it.

"Han Xiao, don't stay at home all day, people are stupid." Han's mother came out of the bathroom, went to the cabinet to pick out a coat to wear, and also took a Han Xiao's, "Let's go, let's go to the supermarket with Mom." Go shopping, buy clothes and pants, and wear them to work next month, your current outfit is like dirt!"

"Baiyun can't always play with black soil!" Han Xiao emphasized with a blank expression.

"..."

Han Xiao was dragged out of the door by Han's mother, and when she left, she accidentally put an egg in her pocket and wrapped it in a white plastic bag.Mother Han stared at her for two seconds, until her scalp became numb and said: "I found that you are becoming more and more perverted, you must go to work!"

With such a serious and righteous statement, Han Xiao was taken aback by her, he hesitated, and finally ended the topic by fiddling with his fingers.The mood seemed strangely heavy. Walking on the road, Han Xiao's head was lowered. Han's mother couldn't see it, and patted her on the back, "Straighten your back, you are a young girl, not a human wife!"

"People. Wife. Breasts. Big!" The sister-in-law laughed, implying that she was very peaceful.

Han Xiao was speechless, and stayed away from the two of them, "If you wear such thick clothes, your back will be bent!"

"According to what you said, all the people on the road are hunchbacks." Mother Han snorted.

Han Xiao was really annoyed by their nagging, walked a few steps quickly, passed a red street light, and waited on the opposite street, just in time, a man and a woman came out of a shop opposite her, the man was bald, slightly ugly, the woman Yes... Yue Ting was arguing with him.So Yue Ting, are you hugging your thighs?Is that where all the famous tags on your body come from?

Han Xiao felt that he had opened the door to a new world, his eyes were bright, and the feeling that he could finally let out the anger that had been suppressed for many years by grabbing his rival's pigtails, was simply too refreshing.

After thinking about it, Han Xiao didn't do the old-fashioned way of taking pictures with his mobile phone. The eggs in his pocket came in handy, and he directly smashed Yue Ting's forehead. If this succeeded, it would ruin her way of worshiping money. I'm going to break your golden finger thick thigh, so excited!

however

After Han Xiao was over excited, he realized that the person scolding her was bald...

Weed!

Don't tell me I hit the wrong guy!

It must not be me who would do that stupid thing!

Yue Ting glanced at it in shock, her mouth seemed to be able to stuff an egg into her mouth again.

"Look at you paralyzed!"

"I'm looking at your numbness." Yue Ting stated lightly.

"..."

Why are you so dirty, is your home still short of cleaning powder?I have it here, it only costs nine yuan and nine free shipping.

Han Xiao is a little bit stuck, it can't be said that it is the complicated emotions of hitting the wrong person, or suddenly discovering that the neighbor he has known for many years has evolved from a limp lamb to a lazy lamb, no wonder, no wonder he can hug the old man's thigh without any pressure My own rival in love is not afraid of bumping into him.

Your face is not red and your heart is not beating, Yue Ting, you are also amazing.

Yue Ting saw that Han Xiao was hesitating to speak, she straightened her cuffs, "What do you want to say?"

"Are you ashamed?"

"I'm not the one who hit people." Yue Ting said in a meaningful tone, pulled her bangs together, and handed a tissue to the bald man next to her, who was holding a face, and said, "My leader is in charge of this project, and it has nothing to do with me." .”

"Yue Ting, I signed this project because of your face. If you say you will change hands, you will change hands. You have to give me an explanation?" His eyes stared at Han Xiao, but he spoke to Yue Ting.

Han Xiao: These two are good at pretending.

How much does it cost to compare the artifacts on the Internet.

Yue Ting frowned, "I've told you the details."

"No, you have to explain to me!" Baldhead insisted.

Han Xiao couldn't bear to see it, and murmured, wondering if he could do something, if he could do it, "Yao Pao just said it straight, and it was disgusting under the covers."

Baldhead: "..." It's like a mouthful of old blood, why is there such a weird existence, have you closed down the mental hospital?If the bald man can complain, this is his voice.

"She's used to dating." Yue Ting pursed the corners of her lips, suppressing the raised arc.

"No, you have to give me an explanation!" The bald head persisted, went back to the original path, pointed to the juice on his face, put on airs and said to Han Xiao: "Picking quarrels and provoking trouble, intentionally hurting, disrupting social order, You have violated my personal rights, and I will pursue your criminal responsibility!"

"When did I invade and harm you?" Han Xiao shook the goosebumps on his arms, "You are too old!" The bald man was trembling with anger when he was obviously making jokes, and turned to look at Yue Ting, "You, this It's your friend, you have to give me an explanation!"

"She hit me, you just injured me by accident." Yue Ting explained sternly, took out her mobile phone from her bag, and called the police.

Han Xiao: "..."

Mother Han and sister-in-law who arrived here: "..."

OMG!

Yue Ting fucks your thighs!

You sent me into the cage with your own hands!

Can you still be a rival in love happily!

"Oh my god, I don't know how to judge this matter, I'll run away first!" Han Xiao explained a few words casually, and ran away.Oh, there's a restaurant nearby, let's go in and get something to eat.

There happened to be a scene nearby, and Uncle Jingcha arrived at the scene soon. In order to preserve the evidence, the bald man was stunned to hold the egg yolk liquid on his head for more than 30 minutes, and the passing onlookers whispered.Sister-in-law and mother Han couldn't stay any longer, and wanted to run away, so they apologized to Yue Ting, "Tingting, look at this..."

"What's your relationship?" the young Jing Cha asked Han's mother.

"My mother-in-law." Yue Ting said lightly, pointing to Han's mother and then to his sister-in-law, "My brother's daughter-in-law."

The two accused have one face, two faces, five faces, ten faces, one hundred faces, ten thousand faces, one million faces, separation, queue, and low The ignorance, the high ignorance...

The young Jingcha was serious and serious, "What about the incident?"

"My girlfriend misunderstood that I was under the unspoken rules and smashed my rotten eggs. The fake gold master was accidentally injured. Now, the fake gold master asks me to give an explanation." Yue Ting narrated leisurely, picking I got a chair to sit on.

The bald head covered with egg yolk: "..." I burst into tears knowing the truth!